Insignificant morning thread
_{Anyone have any interesting dreams?}
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:19, 142 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning AW.
I never remember mine. Probably for the best given some of the things that go through my mind when I am awake.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:41, Reply)

Cheer up sleepy Gene

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:44, Reply)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:45, Reply)

I'm good mate.
Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:06, Reply)

Excellent lunch with Nigel Howarth (Michelin star chef) yesterday at his restaurant
Very interesting bloke. Have a look at the place: www.northcote.com

Early start today - was on email at 5am just to clear it all as in meetings back to back from 10 -7 today, so only time to crack on. Bored and hungry now.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:14, Reply)

Looks like a nice restaurant, what'd ya have?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Venison carpaccio, hake with puy lentils followed by local cheeses.
Total cost: zilch. 4 of us from work were invited by him.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Bonus!
Forgive me if I've already asked.. But what is it you do?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

He's an Angry Man on The Internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

He's England's best known midget Chef, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

He's the butler to an elusive Millionaire, who lives on his own personal island somewhere off the coast of south-eastern China

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

He's an international-class clamfister.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

MI6

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

four of these posts contain untruth.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yes. The 4 above mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

balls.
I've seen the clam trophies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Those Gormet breaks seem pretty good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Oh fuck me I didn't realise it was in "the north" never mind.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Bloody long way - 470 mile round trip from home. Went up the night before so didn't have to do all that driving in one day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Morning Mr Weight
I did not. But I woke up about 5am and couldn't stop thinking about work, and all the things I needed to do today. So now I'm here I'm obviously not doing them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:05, Reply)

Alright Cumshot?
Your FB status on K Brady scared me. You pervert.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:15, Reply)

I was a bit pissed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:17, Reply)

Morning Darth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Morning mate
I made a cracking jambalaya last night, got it for lunch today. Also made beetroot & cherry tomato soup which we'll have cold with feta tonight.

Fascinating, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Jambalaya sounds good
However, as I've not tried beetroot since I was a child, I couldn't comment on the other. Except for the feta, the vile stuff.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

You're WEIRD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:40, Reply)

On the beetroot front, or the feta?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Just in general, I'd say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Well, I am here, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Feta
I'd be happy to hjave avoided beetroot for years until I discovered this soup receipe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I too am not that keen on feta
I love beetroot though.

^^FASCINATING FACTS RIGHT HERE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Morning AW
I have some very odd dreams, but I often forget them as the day goes on. The last one I remember had a unicorn getting hit by a 747 in mid-air, that was quite funny.

Morning all, despite being up til 2:15, I have woken feeling rather good! For the first time in a while, I'm actually in a rather good mood at this time of the morning!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:22, Reply)

We'll soon knock that out of you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Nope.
Finances are nearly sorted, I'm squaring up for an argument with the bank at the weekend, I've still got more money left than month, I cooked a rather good lasagne last night, following it up with something I've not eaten in ages - bolognaise sandwiches.

All is going well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:26, Reply)

Good stuff
Life is a little easier when you don't spend the last couple of weeks of the month scratting around on pennies.
Bolognaise sandwiches sound interesting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Still got about another £35 owed to me as well, which is nice.
I'll claim that next week.

Aye, they started at my old house, we'd get in from a night out where I'd had a bolognaise in the slow cooker, one night I wondered whether it would work in a sandwich. Absolute mess that way, so the next time I tried it with toast, works perfectly. Over time, it got to a point where I would put bolognaise on in advance, so that we could all have one when we got in. They're messy as hell, but a great little snack.

I only had them last night because I'd made a little too much sauce for the lasagne, but not enough to make another one, so I just had it in a couple of sandwiches.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Good mornings to all
Very much the same here- completely warped dreams that leave my head far too quickly.. Having some difficulty even staying asleep at at the moment 3 hours down then I'm wide awake again - it's days like these that I'm glad I've got shit all to do except this. Doug Stanhope gig tomorrow though :)
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Ahh, that's not good
I hate it when I'm unable to sleep, usually it's because my room is too fucking hot, being at the top of the house.

Cool cool, where are you seeing him?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Cursed by the same problem
Any room I move into give me instant sweaty-bollocks. But it's side effects from med's that are keeping me up at the moment - it'll pass.. & I'm seeing Stanhope at the Anvil in Basingstoke, anyone ever been?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Ahh, not good.
Nope, sorry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Morning all
I have had insufficient sleep and I have meetings today.
I don't feel as though I was asleep for long enough to have any dreams, interesting or otherwise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:24, Reply)

In more positive news
I am going to see a band tonight, the last time I saw them it was easily one of the best gigs I have ever seen (and I have seen a lot).
I just need to be able to stay awake.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Sucks about the meetings
Who's the band?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Volcano the Bear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Checked them out on youtube
That's quite a unique sound they have there
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Yeah, it's perhaps not for everyone
They were absolutely mind blowing last time I saw them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

ah but what is
I quite like this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig86XqsS4VE
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Reminds me of Gong...
..and some of the more 'experimental'* stuff from the sixties and seventies.

*Drug-addled
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That's my shit, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I am DJing this weekend, DIYing and modelling for Paul Smith.
It's all go on planet Dizzle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I didn't know Paul Smith did a children's range?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

This season's Paul Smith is banging, for the first time in bare time bruv.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

which is why Paul asked me to model it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Probably
but I'm not telling you shower about it, I don't need the sweatyhanded wankgazzes.

In other news, I finished the kitchen last night. Score one for cripplebadger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Morning all,
I've not heard the term "wankgaz" before, I approve and shall endeavour to use it. Finishing DIY is always the hardeat bit, I still have door handles to reattach from decorating a few years ago. Pure laziness really.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

hanging doors is particularly challenging when you only really have use of one hand.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It's a 2 person job really.
Or 3, if you include someone to make the brews.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Morning, gaylords.
Nope, dreamt about work.

Having eaten almost an entire large Dry Meat to myself last night I had a 'turbulent' night to say the least.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Last night good?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Not bad at all, ta.
Although wee Davie let us down, the fool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Morning hippy.
I try not to think about work whilst there, never mind in my dreams. Try more Valium and vodka, for the KO effect.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Hawkwind are playing at a festival in Crystal Palace this summer.
Must keep some mushies back for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Ooh, might make it down for that.
Not seen them for years.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I saw them in Aylesbury last year
and it was the best I've seen them since the late 80s, they've a new(ish) bass player who has injected a harder rocking edge that they've been missing for some time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

When are they on? I'll have to see them before Dave has a heart attack.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I'll find out and gaz you
I saw this in the paper today and there were fuck all details. I fear Rick Wakeman is also on the bill, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Last night I dreamt I watched 50 Cent perform live in Bluewater HMV.
I think it's the reason I'm awake so early.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

awake early gay
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

There are far more prominent reasons for that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I was at Notorious BIG's only ever UK show.
He was fucking terrible, the fat tub of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

do you mean 31 pence or Mr Smalls?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Smalls.
That fat turd. Mr Pence is sadly still alive, to my knowledge, and thus has the potential to embarrass himself on the 'M.I.C.' in this country at a future date.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

50 Cent was on a series I'm rather fond of this week, playing a 'mogul'
Seems he's a prick, even when he's acting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

How surprising.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

he is one of the worst rappers ever
And it sickens me that when I tell people that I love hip hop, they base their view of the genre on him rather than peeps like Divine Styler, Aesop Rock or Mos Def.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Or Percee Pee, Large Professor, Godfather Don, Edan or Mr Lif.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Or Big Daddy Kane, Masta Ace, Kool G Rap, Divine Force, etc etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Indeed.
Basing one's view of hip hop on quendy drivel like 50 cent, lil Wayne or Nelly is like judging all heavy metal by the yardstick of Bon Jovi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I dreamt that apothecaries' weight was a prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Funny
I had the same dream myself. How'd it end?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

same as Quint's dreams always end.
he wakes up crying with sticky sheets.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

+ wailing about his wife that left him because he was an oleaginous shish-vendor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

^ Good vocabulary here ^
Oleaginous is an underused word.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

You need to read this

www.amazon.co.uk/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0091906814/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1334219759&sr=1-1
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Morning newbie,
I Seldom remember my dreams. But I'm going for a pooh now so I'll try and remember.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

you're going to sodomise a beloved English literary bear?
you monster.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

He was teasing me by wiggling his arse out of a hole.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He probably deserved it, then.
fucking slut bear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Poor, cuckolded Christopher Robin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Christopher Robin had sneezles, had wheezles
they bundled him into his bed
so Pooh took the opportunity to be tag-fucked by the rest of 100 acre wood.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Well, bouncing's what Tiggers do best.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I don't think I slept enough to dream
I am fucking knackered and grumpy as all hell right now.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

*steps away from the berk*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I got in to work to find a hugely passive aggressive note on my desk
saying 'I need you to do this, did you not see my email?' - said email was sent at 16:55 yesterday. Yeah. 1) Like I'm going to see that and 2) go out of my way to do a shitty time consuming task just before home time. When I got up to the lab I was sniffily informed the task had already been done. FUCKS. SAKE.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Kill them all and let god sort them out.
I got an email from HR demanding to know why I haven't completed PDR on my staff yet. I gently pointed out that my priority for the last month or so has been recovering from having a fuck-ton of metal screwed into my arm.

I didn't point out that PDR is compltely irrelevant for people on fixed term research contracts as a) they can't get promoted and b) their "targets" are the fucking milestones on the grants and therefore could you please stop wasting all of our fucking time with this shit? .. but I wish I had.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

People are cunts. The end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

also, mostly this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

See, my boss isn't a bad person
I'd feel genuinely vindicated in wanting to slap her sometimes if that was the case, rather than slightly guilty. She's just incredibly...well. I think she's a bit of an autist, if I'm honest.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

God, mine is.
A hateful - but also incredibly thick - cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Oh, you must work for my old boss
Either that, or everyone has worked for a cunt at some point in their career.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Hmmm, I wonder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I've mostly been very lucky with my bosses
and have got on well with many of them personally. The worst kind of boss, in my experience, is one who tries to be pally and then turns out to be a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Sounds like my MD
My immediate boss is an excellent guy to work for, friendly, funny, and has no issue in telling me to buckle down and shut the fuck up, usually when I've just proven him wrong on something, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

so being here is legitimate training for the workplace

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Badger, as you're here
Was last night's result the footballing equivalent of a rich industrialist chucking a wad of fifties with string tied around it at a homeless man, only to yank the string at the last moment, or is it squeaky bum time?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)

There was always going to be more twists but just because City suddenly played well last night doesn't mean they're back to their best
Last night's results occured specifically to shut fuckers up who bang on about Man U getting the benefit of all dodgy decsions, as far as I can see...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

My housemate asked me last night if the game had kicked off yet
I replied "Five minutes ago I think, United should be getting a dicey penalty decision in ten or fifteen and will be four up in an hour"

So I suspect you might be right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Anyone playing against teams fighting for PL survival are always going to lose some games
Plus Wigan were due some luck. Maybe not that fucking much, but still.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I'm going to make a prediction now
United will still walk the title.

I know, daring.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I had a dream where I cut my hand off and was ramming myself into a granite wall.
/ac
I don't remember posting that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Probably for the best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Maybe you were pretending to be Lab?
Only not getting it quite right.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Have you seen his FB profile pic?
Not only is he clearly indulging in some terrifying form of EXERCISE, he's no longer 'hawked up!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

He looks fucking HAWT.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

he did anyway
but it's like he's leveled up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I liked the 'hawk, myself
but the full head of hair suits him. Good job he's not around much or I'd have to resign my post of Most Handsome OffTopicer

*dies laughing*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

resign my post of Most Handsome OffTopicer go full on Hutchence


laughing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I saw him at Clendrix's birthday drinks a few months ago.
Nigger got that Auschwitz shizzle going on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

MONTY!
you were right. Jim Jones Revue are most excellent. It took 3 days to get my hearing back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

They are without doubt the best rock'n'roll band playing today.
Glad you liked them!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

and they had the good grace
to get as far west as this shit hole. That always gets them points
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Everything he's done in his career has been excellent.
When I were a lad I was obsessed with his first band Thee Hypnotics, and followed them round like a big gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Which big gay?
A new-fangled one or "Clary Classic"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I would never dream of attempting to pretend to think about imitating the Great Man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I woefully underestimated the time it'd get to work this morning.
Wandered in some twenty minutes late to find the boss had been in meetings for an hour, thus having no idea I was late, plus there was no work to do.

I have a slight swagger going.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I was in absurdly early and then remembered that my boss has a hospital appointment all morning
I have done FUCK ALL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

yes, but only to me so I'm not telling you
I meant to be in work by half an hour ago. We'll have to see how long this cup of tea and then a shower take. I'll get in eventually
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Other peoples dreams aren't interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I assume yours are positively Gilliamesque

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

They're interesting to me, but to you, they wouldn't be.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That depends on how masochistic your subconscious is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I find it depends
On whether you asked or whether you're just told - but you have a point.. just my braindead means for starting conversation at whatever stupid hour I made the thread
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Oh lordy, I woke up at 6 in really bad pain so I took one tiny extra tablet...
... and I put on the telly and then closed my eyes for a second and then it was a few hours later and I didn't care about anything but it actually was an effort to open one of my eye (let alone both) and then it was 15 minutes ago where I had a shower and a "OH SHIT, I'M STUPIDLY LATE FOR WORK".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

There is a lady on the telly called Fiona Celeste who is a "Pet Astrology Specialist".
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Oh lol, if you don't know the day it's born, you use the day you adopted it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

All 3 pets have been diognosed with "Something something, give it lots of TLC and attention"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Housewives love that shit
because they are dull vacuous cretins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Crazy ass cracker hoes.

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