On an unrelated topic, I am amused to see that Anders Breivik is pleading not guilty.
"I totally didn't do it, y'honour. Self defence, innit."

Genius.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Didn't he say he admitted doing it
but that he was pleading not guilty becuase he didn't recognise the authority of the court to try him? Some shit like that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

he admits the killings but not responsibility

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

did a bigger boy make him do it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

The Muzzas made him do it
what with their muslamic-ray-guns and funny butchery practices
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

fucking muslamic ray guns.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Hey
They put the FUN into fundamental
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

He said he was doing it in self defence as a honkey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Racist

( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

They have about 30 witnesses!
The interesting thing will be the decision on his sanity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

he's already been declared sane
that's why the trial is going ahead in it's current form
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Insane, then a sane opinion.
According to that documentary last night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

He's confessed to the killings.
So the trial is only really a forum for his twisted hate. But, since he pleaded not guilty, there has to be a trial.

with the court thing - turns out he said "I do not recognise the Norwegian courts. You have received your mandate from political parties which support multiculturalism"

So, no worries there then. That'll definitely stand up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

He's only looking at 21 years if he's convicted, and found not mad.
So he sounds reasonably sane to me.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

77 people dead, 21 years in jail...if he survives
Seems slightly lenient
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

There's indefinate detention if he is still considered a risk to himself or others
but 21 years is the maximum you can get in Norway.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

he won't only serve 21 years
they have the mandate to never release him. 21 years is merely the maximum standard murder sentence in Norway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

A little over three months for each life and
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

small price to pay in the war on brown people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

He should be released at weekends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

*agrees with Quinten*
oh wait.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

You are so much better than everybody

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

this is the most correct thing posted by anyone today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

textbook

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

your copy/paste skills are as poor as your legal knowledge
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)

i LOL'd
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

What happened to you Swipe.
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)

hey hey hey, don't let's go sucking anyone off just yet
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)

its really haerd to trype [peroperl;y we3ith ypu fingwers cr4psswed,

( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)

weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).

great minds think alike
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

it could be cancer of the cock?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Has he got a lump on his cock?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Not any more!
badumtish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.

cancer of the cock it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

cancer of the collarbone?
nasty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)

He has a cock on his collarbone
and it's got cancer.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)

bollocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.

reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Certainly none with anyone who wasn't white and british.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I, for one, am against the Islamification of pornography.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

*Shudders*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE MANCHESTER AREA

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

that's basically how humans work, though.
the fuckwits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

then you and i are clearly some new master race
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

the problem is they're all prepared now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I reckon you could take Thanet unawares

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)

FUCKING THANET I FUCKING HATE THANET
FUCK OFF THANET

CUNTS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

The only place I can recall visiting in Kent is Sheppey.
What a toilet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

all of kent needs burning to the ground and starting again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

It's France in all but name.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

even france has more class than that shithole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Sheppey is actually a very picturesque spot to visit.
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

That happens alot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

"I ACCIDENTALLY set off a bomb in the high street and opened fire on
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

do that in uxbridge
and they'll give you a medal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

They'd call you a crime prevention officer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

uxbridge really is a case for mandatory vasectomies at birth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)

If you go "baaaaaa (I'm a sheep)" in uxbridge.
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.

Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

nah, he wants to be declared sane.
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Yes, shooting up an island of teenagers
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I don't think the trial or the jury decides that though, does it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Whoever, whatever
not really important.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

A fair and true justice system isn't important you are correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I should be in charge of justice.
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

The accused would have to wear a lizard suit
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.

All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.

HAMMERPUNCH
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Being declared insane also means he'll be stuck away for life
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)

*sigh*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)

possibly, but like we said up there
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

If he spends the whole 21 years going "I can't wait to kill more children" they don't go, "dammit, we've just got to let him out"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

sounds like maybe they should, before Breivik I'd never even heard of Norway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

What I didn't quite get was the dozen or so people who not only shook his hand but bowed their heads at him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)