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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Welcome to Rory's wake.
Please share your favourite memories of him here. Anyone who has the mad skills to make a little lion logo should probably get started. I'll get some t-shirts done, we're all 5XL yeah? well it is OT.

Alt: Where should Chompy live?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:41, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like that bit when he said something mean to some idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)
*remembers*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I think we should change this thread to being about me.
My housemate is moving out so it looks like I have to move, where should I move to eh? EEHHH?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
London.
Best place to live IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Yeah, I don't think I'd be able to change jobs and move in the 2-6 weeks I've got.
He said first of june, but i'm sure he meant July, anyway he has to give a months notice to the landlord.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
You should move to Leighton Buzzard.
They I can hang out with you when my brother goes to sleep pissed at 4pm when I go up to visit him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
No thanks, I've been to Leighton Buzzard once.
didn't like it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
You may have been put off by the shitness.
Or maybe it was the dullness?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
A little of both,
it's really a quite horrible hole of a place.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
It has a lap dancing bar.
I cannot imagine the standard of 'gash' therein is especially high.

There's also a gyppo encampment right in the fucking middle of the town centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
with real reindeer.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
We used to have loads of Gypsies in Milton keynes
but there's a lot less now, don't know why
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
They're all inside for being caught having slaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
They have been pegged back?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
You should take your kid for a ride on the narrow gauge railway.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Euphemism of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Just move your stuff to outside where he has moved to.
And look longingly at his windows, until he lets you move in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I think he's moving somewhere with curtains. :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Beef ones, from what you're saying below.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Drat!
Still, worth a try, I'm sure his girlfriend will insist he lets you stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
He could fuck her behind his back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Bendy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I bet you regret nicking that stale baguette now, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
It was the last straw apparently.
No he's moving in with his GIRLFRIEND like some sort of gay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
God what a poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
my favourite thing about rory lyon was that he was consistent, some people on QOTW didn't like him but i don't think they got it
chompy should live with me, we'd be like the odd couple only I'd make him do the dishes and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
'The really fucking odd couple'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
he'd tell me off for leaving the milk out
and i'd sleep naked in his bed when he was out, that kind of thing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
A neighbour said, "They kept themselves to themselves".
"This is the first time we have had a gay death sex pact in this street".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Unlucky Pierre

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This shows how terrifying that phrase is
www.bbc.co.uk/search/news/?q=%22kept%20themselves%20to%20themselves%22&sort=relevance&video=on&audio=on&text=on
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
that's pretty impressive

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Red Panda cubs are terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Monty after his first night of living with Quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I'd expect a dishwasher.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
You said he had a girlfriend, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
He'd expect free fellatio.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
and a gardena nd a dog, and the dog gets fellatio too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Goes without saying. Well he couldn't say much with a mouthful of dog's cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
oh la di dah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Not oak flooring or anything though, that'll be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
i want a breville sandwich maker and an exercise bike too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Bono has already offered to fly his hat out for a benefit concert called LyonAid
Chompy should live in South Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Go on a Lyons Tour, perhaps?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Well this is a good thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
You'll be delighted to hear I am going to 15 for lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Positively tumescent on your behalf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
You'll be equally delighted to hear I am going to 'Sainsbury's reduced section' for mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
15p

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
+alky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
As requested - including one of his best quotes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I like how it sort of looks like a Q if you ignore the RIP bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
It's what he would've wanted.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

wanted called me a 'massive fucking loser' for creating.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
shut up you massive fucking bed wetting loser

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Here's his best posts :(
b3ta.com/search/posts/69382/best
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
One of my favourites:
You seem to have as much a grasp on the situation as a child with downs syndrome
Hopefully you get kicked in the cunt by a charging police horse, when it all inevitably gets 'out of hand'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
RIP Bella.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I'd forgotten about Naked Apes achingly beautiful posts
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1241966
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I miss my achingly beautiful oak flooring :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Hahahaha.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
we should have that printed on a plaque and put in front of a baby tree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Norwegian courtroom haunted by ghost of Deacon:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18034156
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Ha, it missed and hit a lawyer.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
That'll show him!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I quite liked the "if you must throw things at me, please do it when I am entering or leaving the courtroom"
I wasn't aware these things needed to be booked into a diary
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
*throws bot dog*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
*catches in bun*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
i love rory
he posts like a trooper and gazzes like an angel.

can you even get 5XL? christ.

alt: insert standard wording about deleting accounts and killing oneself

alt alt: i have to write a letter to a tenant now to complain about the common parts being left filled with discarded cider cans and pools of urine. NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
rory has been grooming you by gaz?
and so, the cycle continues
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
CQ's doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
no, i groom him, silky-pelted irish beast that he is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
is he irish?
I feel that in death i am just beginning to get to know him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
i think so
i might have made it up though. it's his gift of the blarney.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
damnit
now i am just reading everything in an irish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
get me this for christmas
www.imdb.com/title/tt0375662/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
That looks "fucking shit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)
which is exactly what a cockerel does with a cloaca

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)
5XL you say?
*cockgazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Hello misses
I just fell asleep in a meeting, so I left to skulk back on here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
haha
wish i could do that. monday's meeting will be EPIC. am dreading it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I fell asleep in a meeting once. True story.
The MD was less than amused, the miserable old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
narcoleptics of the world uni-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
It probably didn't help that I was right at the front.
But it was a PP presentation, and the room was dark, and it was REALLY boring.

I got so much earache for it afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Dont you work for yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
It's a full time job keeping Mr B3th alive and "unsoiled"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Cheeky cunt.
This was back in 'the day', before I moved to England.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
God you must have come from somewhere shit to want to move to Weston?
Fallujah amybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This thread is shit
you are all shit today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
i could post you the latest beakering from the ex of doom
might cheer you up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
yeah why not, I'll write something rude about him in return

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Oh please do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Go on then.
fucking hell it must be poor here today for me to agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i was kidding
i wouldn't subject you to it.

my houmous wrap was disgusting. i want a pizza. get me one? one of those fab rectangular ones from santorini in exmouth market, where they do them by the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I'm in Dunstable. Bugger off and get your own.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Why don't you go listen to some achingly beautiful music while watching the clouds roll past.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I might just do that
ort I may just go for lunch, can't decide on GBK, Pizza Express or Tuk Cho
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Get a dissapointing sandwich from a tesco express like everyone else you snob.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
M&S or Pret a manger for sandwiches, or the local organic cafe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Sandwiches are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Your face is sandwich
No, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING WANK
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
So's your face.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

It really isn't though. Fucking gorgeous me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Nakkers I wish it was you who was gone forever and not Rory.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
That's not very nice is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Today is Rory's day. I will be being a cunt in his honour all day.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)
It's almost mean enough to be rory.
Maybe Bobby has become possessed by the spirit of Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Rory would never posses someone morbidly obese
or he'd have to spend all day mocking himself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/brokenpromises/post1002382
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I can't really remember the guy.
If he was a bloke at all. as it's virtual he could well be a fat woman from Basingstoke. He said some funny things I seem to recall.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)
You liverpudlian grief whore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I must have missed the 'funny' bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:37, Reply)
On here, rewind about 2 years

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Think I'll pass.
It'll take too long to wade through the misanthropic vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
It's funny how in times like these you lose the ability to picture their username at all. I just can't remember the combination of letters or the icon he might have used. I guess life moves on.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)

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