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I'm watching The Thing while making chicken and vegetable pies for dinner.
What are you doing?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:29,
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latest was 12 years ago)
aw man i love the fantastic 4
going home, bye
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:31,
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Revising the nth term and factorisation. Frankly I've had enough. What vegetables.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:32,
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Your mum and your dad.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:33,
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Ha it's funny 'cause they're actually smart.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:34,
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It would be really funny if your mum was in a coma and your dad is gay.
Cus then I could say your mum is a vegetable and your dad is a fruit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37,
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If you could make this happen in order to make the joke work, then I'd really spprechate it.
I can lend you a baseball bat to make it work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:38,
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He doesn't need one, he'll just sit on her next time he's round there.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:40,
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Then how come you turned out the way you did?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37,
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Assuming you're correct and we're exactly like our parents your house growing up must have smelt like fish and been covered in blood for 5 days a month.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42,
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Ooh zing
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:45,
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It was rather wasn't it.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48,
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He aint just a pretty face
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50,
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No, no he certainly isn't.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53,
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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37,
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Attempting and failing to have a go on my cousin's iPad.
Little git won't let me go anywhere near it.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:39,
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He's probably heard what happened to your mate's mum's laptop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56,
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I might have a burger king for dinner as I haven't had one in rears and there is one on the way home from work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:39,
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Or a Japanese as I'd be celebrating
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:40,
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That's more like it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43,
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Dude you have a Waitrose almost next door.
Having eaten your burgers, I can tell you that BK will only upset you.
How was your first day?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43,
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working til 7
then i have volunteered myself and my flat to host tea parties for lonely old people a couple of times a year, so have the first charity meeting tonight.
i don't think i'll be getting laid as a consequence of any of this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:41,
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I thought you hosted lonely people more often than that?
Only I heard you called it "date night".
LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42,
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hmm
no Laugh and no Loud.
you can get Out though!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47,
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Baddum!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49,
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Good God, swipe
Why would you do this?
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43,
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charity innit
i think it's a nice thing to do. the other option was chauffeuring them around, but i didn't think it was quite right to make pensioners limbo into my low-slung slinky 2-seater sports car, somehow
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:46,
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Can't you just sign up for some monthly direct debit or something?
You do realise your flat is goign to smell like lavender water and wee now? I hope you've put plastic sheeting down on your furniture.
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48,
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It'll make a change from shit on the carpet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53,
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you're just jealous cos it's a LOLBASH
to which you are not invited.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:55,
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I'm never invited.
I just turn up like a bad smell.
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57,
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+ of vinegary farts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59,
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You might get added
To some pensioners will though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:44,
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We've got a ghastly Irishwoman staying the night.
We'll be lolling and drinking wine, and eating gyoza, chili squid and pak choi.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42,
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It's not that red haired one that runs marathons is it?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:45,
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Yes. Dreadful woman she is.
Simply dreadful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:46,
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She really is.
Her progeny is even worse, dreadful family, can't abide them.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49,
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I just think some people should think twice before multiplying.
I really do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:51,
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I'm wondering
Why I decided to go to the gym this evening instead of post work pub. It would be a lovely evening to be sitting on the waterfront with a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42,
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Please sir! I know sir!
It's because you're a poof sir.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:44,
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You might have a point there.
Any news from Stunned as to the quest to find the shoe of Deacon?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48,
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Apparently when he jumped in the sea
half of Japan was submerged by a gert big tsunami.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49,
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Waiting for a metro.
More news as it happens.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47,
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why pies plural?
how many are you planning to eat?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48,
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One for me, and one for my wife.
They are only small pies.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49,
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but two small pies = much more pastry and much less filling
unless that's the point, in which case, carry on cook.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56,
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I only have two small pie pots, so I can only make two small pies
They are pot pies, so the only pastry is on the top.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:02,
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hmmmm
your story checks out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:09,
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*all
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50,
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Stop copying me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:51,
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stop copying me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:02,
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All of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50,
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Oh Monty.
Really?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53,
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How is your drenis?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53,
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Weeping and suppurating.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:54,
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OMG! IM COOKING TOO!! SWAP RECIPES?!
I'm also drinking good beer and listening to PM
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50,
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Piers Morgan?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:52,
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Peter Mandelson?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:54,
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Dawn?
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56,
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Worst MC ever.
Makes MC Miker G look like Rakim.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57,
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Oh God, Monty, I don't care.
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57,
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Pretend he's a 'USB port' or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:58,
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Actually, those MC types are the ones doing all the vocal work right?
pretty sure the worst ever was Vanilla Ice.
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Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59,
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A radio programme
For people who don't have to work until 6pm.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57,
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Piss monkeys?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59,
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That's the one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:00,
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I'm now on the metro.
Exciting stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:52,
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then what happened
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53,
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The driver made it move forward.
It really is a modern marvel.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56,
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you should twitter this shit
it's more of an appropriate medium for this blow by blow account
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:58,
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Perish the thought.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:01,
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The Metro makes me want to kill myself.
I walk absolutely everywhere in Newcastle. Obviously a bit hard if you live further out.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56,
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I normally get the train in.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59,
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I have a chicken breast and am trying to decide how to cook it
I also have an onion and a red pepper and some chilis and some spinach and some chopped tomatoes and ALL THE HERBS and ALL THE SPICES and goats cheese. I figure I ought to be able to make SOMETHING.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:11,
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Chop the chicken up, fry with some onion and pepper and spices and herbs
pour on tomatoes. Eat with pasta.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:21,
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that sounds likely
I might jazz it up with a bit of balsamic vinegar too.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:29,
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You should
Make a call to a pizza delivery place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:25,
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Don't think I'm not tempted
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:28,
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Goats cheese and spinach stuffed chicken breast
or make a sauce with the onion, pepper, chillis, tomatoes and spinach, pan fry the chicken breast and serve it in the sauce.
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berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:35,
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That's what I had last night
with a little chili pickle in there too. I'm out of pancetta to wrap it in though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37,
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One of Hot Chip's new songs is amaaaaaazing
Alexis Taylor's voice is beautiful, too. Enjoy;
youtu.be/Y1KIK0ESJp8
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37,
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i pinned and glued some bits to a mask
now I'm cooking tea.
My guinea pigs are eating all the grass
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37,
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all the grass?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:51,
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well I was hoping they'd finish all teh
grass which I couldn't reach with the lawn mower as I hadn't got an extension lead
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:06,
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I'm now off to clean office toilets in New Cross.
Things you do to help the family business eh. I can't wait.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:40,
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*waves out of the window at Baz*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:52,
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Having a beer
Then later on, I'm making Cottage pie, should be nice!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:59,
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