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I've started to get African spam emails in Spanish.
'saludos,
Somos de una de las familias reales de Ghana que han dado a varias tierras con el fin de la minería de oro en Ghana es rica en oro. Como resultado de los ancianos de las tierras de heces están sujetos a derechos de autor de vez en forma de tiempo de las empresas mineras.'
ETC
How about that, eh?
Alt: everyone loves a barbecue, don't they? But what's best on the old 'Klaus'?
Alt alt: Do you like cookery programmes? What, in your worthless opinion, is the best one ever?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:45, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
'saludos,
Somos de una de las familias reales de Ghana que han dado a varias tierras con el fin de la minería de oro en Ghana es rica en oro. Como resultado de los ancianos de las tierras de heces están sujetos a derechos de autor de vez en forma de tiempo de las empresas mineras.'
ETC
How about that, eh?
Alt: everyone loves a barbecue, don't they? But what's best on the old 'Klaus'?
Alt alt: Do you like cookery programmes? What, in your worthless opinion, is the best one ever?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:45, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
this
This is the best you could do?
*shakes head*
Not a fucking Nigerian general in sight
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is the best you could do?
*shakes head*
Not a fucking Nigerian general in sight
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Steak is best on the bbq
if you have someone who knows what they're doing and you don't use a cheep bbq. You need good air inlets at the bottom and you need a grill under the coal to let the ash drop away.
If you don't have that, chicken kebabs or lamb kofte things are good.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
if you have someone who knows what they're doing and you don't use a cheep bbq. You need good air inlets at the bottom and you need a grill under the coal to let the ash drop away.
If you don't have that, chicken kebabs or lamb kofte things are good.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
The spanish have loads of money or "mazooma" in their language, to fritter away
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I've got nowhere to keep it.
As my gall bladder has been removed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
As my gall bladder has been removed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Another top bbq tip is to get those half baked chiabattas
slice them up uncooked, cover with a fair amount of olive oil then put on the grill until they get awesome grill marks. Great for dipping or with salad if you're a gay.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
slice them up uncooked, cover with a fair amount of olive oil then put on the grill until they get awesome grill marks. Great for dipping or with salad if you're a gay.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
It picks up some flavours from the grill so placement is important
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Thinly cut steak instead of burger
Foiled up potato, salt, pepper, olive oil and rosemary for an hour
Kebabs with chorizo and halloumi on them
A loaf tin full of sliced onions and olive oil, left for hours to caramelise
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Foiled up potato, salt, pepper, olive oil and rosemary for an hour
Kebabs with chorizo and halloumi on them
A loaf tin full of sliced onions and olive oil, left for hours to caramelise
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm going to try the rosemary/thyme on the coals and using a bowl to trap the smoke in too
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
butterflied leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary
beer can chicken
bone in rib of beef, as long as it's a thin single rib and you aren't one of these medium or well done Berties.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
beer can chicken
bone in rib of beef, as long as it's a thin single rib and you aren't one of these medium or well done Berties.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Oh, fuck, yeah, I'd forgotten that.
There's this honey and soy marinade that I found the recipe for somewhere that is the absolute bollocks on belly pork.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
There's this honey and soy marinade that I found the recipe for somewhere that is the absolute bollocks on belly pork.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I think it would at least be polite to reply in er....Ghanian.
Alt Alt: Anything involving Keith Floyd, although as a back-up I'll settle for drizzling Nigella Lawson in my gentleman's dressing.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Alt Alt: Anything involving Keith Floyd, although as a back-up I'll settle for drizzling Nigella Lawson in my gentleman's dressing.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I've got to be in with a shot, at least.
She's married to professional midget Jamie Callum. Clearly standards are low.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
She's married to professional midget Jamie Callum. Clearly standards are low.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Everything is low if you are Jamie Cullum
I think Nigella would win for me, the filthy minx
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I think Nigella would win for me, the filthy minx
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
christ, don't confuse those on here who can't even write in english properly
haloumi is the best thing for a bbq.
meat can fuck right off.
i have managed to avoid cookery programmes for my entire life. which is too fucking short for cookery programmes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
haloumi is the best thing for a bbq.
meat can fuck right off.
i have managed to avoid cookery programmes for my entire life. which is too fucking short for cookery programmes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Veggie BBQs must be a right fucking laugh a year
BBQ=MEAT
MEAT=WIN
Maths innit?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
BBQ=MEAT
MEAT=WIN
Maths innit?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Cookery programmes are excellent if you like to cook
There is always one thing that you'd like to cook.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
There is always one thing that you'd like to cook.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
it's boring people talking about boring food and then eating it in front of your face without sharing it
how is that excellent?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
how is that excellent?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
it's food porn presented by semi attractive women
for men who can't get it up any other way
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
for men who can't get it up any other way
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Nigella is attractive
I'd just worry that halfway through, I'd see her Dad staring back at me
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I'd just worry that halfway through, I'd see her Dad staring back at me
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
What the fuck is the point of a veggie BBQ?
Cheese anyone? Fuck sake.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Cheese anyone? Fuck sake.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i had a bbq at lunch, it was nice
what's that about klaus?
i sometimes catch sunday brunch, those blokes have the least charisma of any blokes i've ever seen
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
what's that about klaus?
i sometimes catch sunday brunch, those blokes have the least charisma of any blokes i've ever seen
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Using woodchips, such as Apple, Cherry, Maple, Hickory, and Oak adds a more distinctive flavour.
Also using marinades, rubs and flavoured butters.
Alt Alt: Heat seekers (Food network sky 262) thats freeveiw 49 for you Monty on most nights at 9.30pm
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Also using marinades, rubs and flavoured butters.
Alt Alt: Heat seekers (Food network sky 262) thats freeveiw 49 for you Monty on most nights at 9.30pm
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I saw the one in New Orleans and really wanted to go there.
The Mexican presenter is a fucking helmet though.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
The Mexican presenter is a fucking helmet though.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Fucking brilliant thanks.
Major lineup change but they're still excellent, HH. EXCELLENT.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Major lineup change but they're still excellent, HH. EXCELLENT.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I'm psychochomp,
I just love stupid answers to simple questions. It's so endearing.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I just love stupid answers to simple questions. It's so endearing.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Purely for the misinterpreting lols
I'm bored Chompy, boooooooooored
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I'm bored Chompy, boooooooooored
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I've seen too many films to trust the idea of private companies being allowed space ships.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I don't care.
if they can go up there and do something useful and make money, all power too them.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
if they can go up there and do something useful and make money, all power too them.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I don't care
fucking get on with it humanity, we need some good reliable and reuseable single stage to orbit craft, should have happened by the 90s you lazy government cunts.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
fucking get on with it humanity, we need some good reliable and reuseable single stage to orbit craft, should have happened by the 90s you lazy government cunts.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is really good news.
It shows that travel in space is a venture far all, not just governments.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
It shows that travel in space is a venture far all, not just governments.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Wasn't the first brit to fly a coachman?
There's hope for you yet CQ.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
There's hope for you yet CQ.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
No, but I wish I was.
I think the first brit in a hang glider was pushed off a hill by his boss.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I think the first brit in a hang glider was pushed off a hill by his boss.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
And it is currently offloading its precious cargo
of waterproof trousers to the soggy-kneed inhabitants of the space station. Good work, private contractors!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
of waterproof trousers to the soggy-kneed inhabitants of the space station. Good work, private contractors!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
OMG ANOTHER SELF ABSORBED POST BY POPS WHO HASN'T EVEN READ THE ORIGONAL POST !!!!
A collegue today pointed out that Stephen Fry and No10Gov (uk prime minister) follows me on twitter.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
A collegue today pointed out that Stephen Fry and No10Gov (uk prime minister) follows me on twitter.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Dammit I'm a code monkey not a TV guide!
Yes he is, unless I dreamt it
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Yes he is, unless I dreamt it
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You still thinking about the York trip?
If so i have some excellent suggestions
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
If so i have some excellent suggestions
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Alt: Chinese style pork steaks
The food for tomorrow
Alt alt: I'm currently really enjoying Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
The food for tomorrow
Alt alt: I'm currently really enjoying Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
the bbq burger i had at the weekend was shit
i should have had a sausage :(
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i should have had a sausage :(
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
They'll burn to fuck
some will split and they take loads of time to look after. Much better on a pan.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
some will split and they take loads of time to look after. Much better on a pan.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Not if you get one of those sausage grills, like a fish grill, but for sausages
then you can flip them all in one easy motion.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
then you can flip them all in one easy motion.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Good plan
I just roll them onto the next bar across every minute or so
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I just roll them onto the next bar across every minute or so
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
You'll still lose all the juice to the coals
waste of time they are.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
waste of time they are.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
my sausages don't split
are you trying to cook before your coal is grey?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
are you trying to cook before your coal is grey?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
'Well first of all I'd like to thank my parents, without whom I wouldn't be here...'
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I keep getting emails in Spanish trying to offer me jobs.
I can only assume it's because I've been replying to Aber in Spanish on fb.
What's going on, internet shutins? Oh em gee it's fucking hot.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I can only assume it's because I've been replying to Aber in Spanish on fb.
What's going on, internet shutins? Oh em gee it's fucking hot.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Nothing, it would seem
How goes it, my Scottish uber-breasted friend?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)
How goes it, my Scottish uber-breasted friend?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I'm hot. That's about the most I can say.
A couple of days ago, one of my best friends had a baby. I've been starting to feel all warm and snuggly about babies.
Then today, I was in a shop toilet, and there was a woman there with a toddler with some soiled pull ups. My ' babies are evil' seeing has been restored.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
A couple of days ago, one of my best friends had a baby. I've been starting to feel all warm and snuggly about babies.
Then today, I was in a shop toilet, and there was a woman there with a toddler with some soiled pull ups. My ' babies are evil' seeing has been restored.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
i don't have kids, not got anything against them per se
but i'll tell you what the most offensive thing in the whole entire world is:
obese kids, i saw an 8 year old girl the other day who was easily 12 stone
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
but i'll tell you what the most offensive thing in the whole entire world is:
obese kids, i saw an 8 year old girl the other day who was easily 12 stone
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
it really is, it's disgusting and we need to set up labour camps for it NOW
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
63 stone teenager on the front page of the tabloids this morning.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Barbecue food
Leg of lamb butterflied and marinaded in a mix of all the shite hanging around in the cupboards - normally anchovy,wine,herbs,garlic,rosemary, prosciutto.....cooked it a few times and the BF loves it so must be due to do it again.
Serve it with sliced oiled griddled aubergine and aioli.
Alt alt: yes - in my worthless opinion anything Nigella does with her extra butter and sugar in everything. Graham Kerr, Ainsley Harriot and antony Worral Thompson can feck right off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Leg of lamb butterflied and marinaded in a mix of all the shite hanging around in the cupboards - normally anchovy,wine,herbs,garlic,rosemary, prosciutto.....cooked it a few times and the BF loves it so must be due to do it again.
Serve it with sliced oiled griddled aubergine and aioli.
Alt alt: yes - in my worthless opinion anything Nigella does with her extra butter and sugar in everything. Graham Kerr, Ainsley Harriot and antony Worral Thompson can feck right off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
aioli
is optional but it is nice to dip the aubergine into something
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
is optional but it is nice to dip the aubergine into something
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
We're having a barbie at work next week,
as there's a junkie/alkie unit here it will be alcohol free.
Alcohol free barbecue? WTF.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
as there's a junkie/alkie unit here it will be alcohol free.
Alcohol free barbecue? WTF.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
So that'll be grilled rolls, corn on the cob and salad?
Plus Vimto? Party on dude.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Plus Vimto? Party on dude.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
what do you think the right place is NA?
Because if you're going to say "on my cock" I'll have to strongly dissagree.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Because if you're going to say "on my cock" I'll have to strongly dissagree.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This isn't Facebook you double posting, double penetrated buffoon
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
We have a new health and safety twat,
she'll be in her sodding element with something involvind lots of people, food , electrical stuff and naked flames.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
she'll be in her sodding element with something involvind lots of people, food , electrical stuff and naked flames.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
What are you going to do with it, now you've finished failing your exams?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
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