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AA tried to go on holiday once with hershe should date him instead
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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SORRY EVERYONE I'LL LEARN TO READ ONE DAY(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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i'm also responsible for it being neck and neck at the momentsoz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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No I didn'tb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1072090#post1072101
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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you were still waiting for the gaz from berk two weeks later that she viewed you as marriage material and would definitely spend ten days in croatia with off topics renowned lothario(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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is berk a step up from whats currently costing him 50 quid a week at pizza express?EDIt with vouchers
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i missed that, he's really blowing that girls mind(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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He's got vouchers?Why does he have to go to Pizza Express anyway? Are there not any cheaper local alternatives?
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They give you a free bottle of Prosecco (sp)on the week of your birthday, that's pretty nice of them.
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they sent my girlfriend a happy birthday message with her name written in flourit was a bit creepy but she liked it
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Was it waiting on your bed one night when you got home?Because that is kind of creepy.
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it's ok if it's for yourself, easy tigerbut if a bloke whipped out a voucher in a romantic setting.... shudder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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i thought quint was bobby?he's nice to me. he sent me some dvd's.
YOU'VE never done that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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I for one like being marriedas we are quite happy to use vouchers if they are available.
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Have you got that the wrong way round?I'm not really sure what you're getting at here.
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I replied in the wrong place, Swipes disgust at vouchers on dates, but acceptance of a history of buying sex and being generally gay made me laugh.
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his hypocrisy at commenting on me made me laugh tooit's much funnier than anything he says intentionally.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:32,
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i bet you're gutted tho aren't you?that internet lothario rejected you, now he's seeing the hottest b3tan stripper there ever was
gutted, swipe
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me too, when i looked him up on flikr i was surprised that he wasn't really fat(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This. Unless you're getting decent discount on something costing a fair bit I'd rather kill myself than use vouchers/claim student discount. I shudder when I see students using their uni cards to claim 10% off in places like cafes where they're spending about three quid.
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Such a fucking drama queen,Work out how many sunglasses you've bought and work out what you'd save if you got 10% discount on them all.
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"NO, I DON'T WANT MONEY OFF!""Back away! Back away! I'll fucking cut myself instead of take any kind of discount, you hear? I've got standards!"
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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I got discount on all of them. I didn't say I'd refuse discount. I just can't think of anything more enbarrassing than asking for money off when you're buying something like a bacon sandwich. Which I've seen happen a lot.
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You can't think of anything more embarassing?You live a sheltered little world.
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There is absolutely nothing more cringeworthy than paying less than the marked price for something.Not even being caught with a ketchup bottle up your blarter.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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Isn't it more pikey to be on a full government grantthe kids using discount cards will be the ones being funded by their parents Baz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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No I wasn'tMy post there alone states that I couldn't plan anything until 26th March, which was over a month later.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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it was the lead up to that thread AAyou were angling for a holiday romance with berk
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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Yes Rory, of course I wasAt no point have you made any of this up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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you're internet sweatyhandedness is well known around omgOnlinEGURLSyou're the main reason applebite left
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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I was totally dissed in that postBerk can keep her small cocked racist, I'm now *upset*
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She's essentially said you're just as annoying as AAYES THIS PERSON www.flickr.com/photos/69357721@N02/6306181767/in/pool-77617660@N00/
that must be like a thousand cuts
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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he's got a lovers tongue, despite all his racist bilei read that somewhere
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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The bile makes it all tinglyI'm not speaking from experience.
Oh fine, I am.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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I voted.The world needs more ginger racists. For the irony-lolz.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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She doesn't have to date him though,I think we should make a combined effort to get the two of you together.
You're both attractive, you seem to get on, you both like moaning, and her leaving him for a frenchman would push him over the edge.
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Sounds like you're transferring your own powerful desire to go out with me, here.(
Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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I'm alright thanks, you'd take her to brighton for a day trip right? That makes you slightly better.
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Most people would be happy to get out of Birmingham for a daybut this topic hasn't arrived out of stuff making sense.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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And she's in Oxford right, slough to Oxford on the train is a piece of piss, about half an hour from Reading, about £8 return. Worth it for a bit of action.
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You're right though, I'm not bad.Especially my eyes. They've a ring of yellow set into chips of blue granite, like the bedrock of the country from which I was hewn. They have the savage beauty of the wolf.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Slapped wrists from OT's respected Chief of Humour.My day couldn't possibly get any worse.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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I'd just end up gazing into my now tediously pretty eyes.I've forgotten to eat before now.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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Oh what? I thought if I imitated PDI'd get all the hot chicks, like what he does :(
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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Then why haven't you voted for that option!I don't make these polls for fun you know.
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She's the one with the racist boyfriend.Haven't you been listening?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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Fuck's sake, mumps. You can't swan in and out making pointed barbsabout how superior you are if you can't be bothered keeping up with this board's internal politics. You'll just end up looking stupid.
Have a word.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06,
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:'(IMMA GONNA REMOVE U ALL FROM MY FACEBOOKS AND LEAVE 4EVA!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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christ, another fat b3tan. just what we need.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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There's a picture of her with her boobs out looking sweaty around somewhere.(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
it's okay, she looks like my mum apparently.I've got plenty of pictures of her with her boobs out looking sweaty
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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My parents cat hates black people since a black toddler came round to my parents houseand chased it around pulling its tail and shouting "dog" at it.
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It does you good to get out on your own occasionally...(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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A racist ginger cat for extra points(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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Reminds me of:www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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The best response I ever saw to that video being postedwas someone unironically saying 'I watched only five seconds why would I care what a WHITE MAN has to say about prejudice.'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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...and now that person is tied to a rock at the bottom of the North Sea?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:13,
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i reckon if a cat licked your bum enough it could take the skin off(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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you wouldn't want it licking any sensitive areas too longthats gonna be sore, better off getting a dog i think
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Bigger tongue?You could use it to sand down the skirting boards before painting. But NO, the RSPCA says it's cruel.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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hello ali am going to a vintage steam fair with victorian rides and everything this weekend. i thought that might float your engineering boat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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i like fairground ridesi'm off to alton towers in a week or so, it'll be good practice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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Please make sure you take plenty of photosof you riding on one of those miniature steam trains. Also, marvelling at a traction engine.
Is this with the ex? Please say yes.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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muppet, not that kind of steam engine!vintage carousels and fairground rides, not trains.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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Whatever, love.Send your regards from the real ale tent, will you?
BTW: Look out for the guy with the dungarees. He'll be pretty old. That'll be the guy driving the miniature train. Flirt with him and he'll probably let you drive it!
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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you'd better hire a good lawyer then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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against you?my dad's budgie can handle that one, ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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nah, I'll probably hire a lawyer, you should do the same.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27,
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That sounds like funI went to a steam fair a few weeks ago. My brother in law is really into steam engines. Personally I'm happy to look at a steam engine for a while, but then I like to go and get an ice cream.
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well these aren't trains, they are stalls and ridesi think the engines are pretty, but 5 mins and i'd be done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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You have a clear grasp of the point of this kind of day outit's all about the Mr Whippy van.
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yesbut we're going to the cinema first, and you can't have pic'n'mix AND ice cream.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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This is an important question:What kind of Pick 'N Mix?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:28,
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Nah, I once ate a whole bag of Tangfastics in my second year at Uni.(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I must be more of a lolfatty then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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You're missing out, lad.There's a whole world of fizzy sweets out there. Watermelon. Strawberry bricks. Cola bottles.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39,
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*shakes head*Sweets aren't for kids man, YOU FOOL!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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You could combine the two in to a confectionary masterpiece.Just add a flake and BINGO.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38,
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Well, these old traction engines do have quite strong vibrations in the seats.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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where do you think the spunk is coming from?actually - under no circumstances should you answer that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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I thought it was coming from your massive penis, Dave.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27,
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Yeahhhhh, this definatly happened www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/dying-mum-urged-husband-to-sleep-883665?google_editors_picks=true
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glad you agree with PC thereeven after he dumped you for a stripper, no bitterness, thats what makes you classy and mature
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in a world of online dictionaries and spellcheckersif you are too much of a spastic to remember how to spell frequently used words like "definite" and "business" and "separate", you should either use the fucking things or, preferably, delete your account and stick your head in the gears of the london eye.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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or maybe you need to calm down and give less of a fuck?you got any massage oil, candles and gay friends you could invite over?
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she was probably high on every painkiller goingthe bloke's a dick
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she died of embarrassment with putting up with his comedy t-shirts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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