Is it weird/grotesque to spread toast with butter before putting peanut butter on it?
Assuming you like peanut butter of course. That's how I've always done it but it has been suggested to me that this is not normal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is not normal

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Should I have soaked the bread in whisky first?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

alcohololols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Its how I do it.
Far too dry otherwise.

And anyway, if I didn't do that, how would I get to bite the corner of the hot whiskeyed toast before I put the peanut butter on?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

It's how I do it.
Far too dry otherwise.

And anyway, if I didn't do that, how would I get to bite the corner of the hot buttered toast before I put the peanut butter on?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

It's wrong unless you are an internet housewhale
alos peanut butter is for children, you child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I has peanut butter breakfast cereal, all the way from America. Probably sugar laden and unhealthy as hell, but it is rather nice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

It's not like I'm eating fucking rusks or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

*wipes bib*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

+this morning
Peanut butter only for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Rusks are nice
I nick them from the kids. Also peanut butter is delicious, I eat it out of the jar with a spoon when I'm wasted.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

How can you be this wrong so early in the day?
Have you been drinking?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

half a bottle of vodka and some winr, what of it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Peanut butter is fucking disgusting anyway, so the better solution is to substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Your missus is fucking disgusting anyway, so the better solution is to substitute her for marmite, or something like chilli jam

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Stop being a prick Phillie
I apologised for my comments, and left the matter well alone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

But I wasn't actually upset now was I
Otherwise I would have flounced long ago over people bullying my oven glove.

Thanks for the apology though, It means a lot, though I would substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

This is true, you can't eat apologies, nor spread them on toast

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

You're very chipper this morning.
Did you not have animal sex last night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

What twice in one month?
You think I'm a machine?
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Don't be silly. He's already done it once this year.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not jealous

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Me neither.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Butter goes on toast before ANY topping
Butter tastes good.

People give me crap for putting butter on to a sandwich that then has mayonnaise added. "You only need one fat on a sandwich Phil!" they preach at me. Luckily I have developed a snappy and amusing comeback for exactly these types of situation. What you do is you wait until they have preached at you and slowly turn and face them, You then snap "Fuck off you nosey cunt, its my fucking sandwich! Are you eating it? No? Then fuck off, I hope you get hit by a fucking car! I hope your wife has a miscarriage you utter, utter cunt!" They will have no response to your awesome intellect and wit, leaving you to enjoy your buttered bread product in peace.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

One slice butter and one slice mayo.
Job done!
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

one Both +s one Both +s
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Mayonnaise is vile anyway.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Should I substitute if for for marmite, or something like chilli jam

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It depends what the sandwich in question is

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

A mayonnaise sandwich.
Can't you read?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Trust me blud, instead of using butter, use Nutella.
It's like eating a snickers sandwich.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)