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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good day to you all.
It is my firm belief that you are a fucking bender. Defend yourself or live forever in the shadow of disgrace.

I've been given a film about the Norwegian 'Black Metal' scene, which I am fully expecting to be fucking hilarious, but the term 'metal' makes me belm. You?

Alt: Hi guys! I'm really into 'metal'. And football. And 'film'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:38, 183 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I don't care if I am a bender or not.
I care about my head. I was very ill this morning. I'm never drinking that much wine again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
cough*bender*cough
Sorry, bit of a tickly throat this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
that's okay.
have a werthers original grandad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Vibrators and fingers and lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Best way to wake up really.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Alternative lyrics to Sing a Rainbow.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
All kinds of everything
remind me of you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
My inner goddess slaps me and tells me to MTFU.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
So what you're saying is, you're a woman living in a man's body?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Yes, and it's very uncomfortable in here.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I ate so much pasta last night I am currently 16 minutes in to my morning dump and it's STILL making its way out of me.
I may need to have a cigarette break in a minute and come back to the khazi for part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Now that you're journeying in Gonz's shoes you might pick on his less

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
What Rory? What?
Less.......
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Yo Jeffy Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
HIM HIM HIM
i'm relying on at least some intelligence on this board IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS WROGN
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Needs more sheds

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
I have some terrible news for you.
The shed meme is not remotely amusing. Sorry to etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
That never stopped you with your "...shawoddywoddys second best b-side" meme

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
If I'm a bender then so be it
You sir are a cacafuego.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
no shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Kroney: the wilderness years.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Takes one to know one, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
*smells it*

*deals it*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Morning Monty
"Until The Light Takes Us", by any chance?

'Metal' is one of the many words involved that I don't like, 'mosh' being another.

Alt: Liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
That's the one.
I think the gayest thing about 'metal' (apart from Rob Halford, obv) is those uber-shit breaks in the crowd where a bunch of pathetic 'look at me' IT dept knobends in 'Korn' sweatshirts start skipping around in circles like some kind of cunts. Grrrr, skipping!! WELL TOUGH. Now pretend you're playing an electric guitar, you won't look remotely like a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
But if they didn't air guitar
They'd be pretending to drum with their arms crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Again, not in any way pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Circle pits can be fun, but they are fucking ridiculous at the same time
I've seen 2 of the bands interviewed on that film, next month it'll be 3, should be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Skipping is a great deal of fun, I'm sure.


If you are a four year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
It's not skipping unless you're watching some bollocks like Panic at the Disco, or one of those cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Yes it is.
I've seen it on a documentary. Grown men, skipping, to the sound of 'metal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Odd
In all honesty, I've not seen that happen at the gigs I go to.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Skipping, AA - skipping, ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
It's a bit odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

girl shoplifter
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

shop shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Mosh pits are fucking gay
"Oh you were at the front! Did you mosh?"

"No I watched the fucking band without feeling the need to throw myself up against a sweaty 15 year old tough guy"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
+ in a 'Korn' sweatshirt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

myself one
against
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Frankly, being considered a bender by you is something I wear as a badge of honour.
Having your favour would be the disgrace.

I'm wondering if my boss will notice if I spend the day asleep. Some bastard decided 10.35PM was a good time to show Caddyshack. Annoyingly it's not even as good as I remember it being.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
It's really shit, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
It was,,,disappointing...yes.
I should have just left my memories of it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
You'd love it
If Monty touched your badge of honour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
He's so cliquey!
It's very hard to penetrate his intimate circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
It's always very hard when you do it, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Computer games are for kids.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I think I have seen that film.
The only band remotely approachibg black metal that I like is Sunn O))).
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Off to view some houses, I will report back later.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
extra wide doorways roffles

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

bondstreetshuffle.blogspot.co.uk/2007/10/fatty-towers.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
the kids just won't be safe there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Your constant insistence that I am a bender is still not going to persuade me to "go gay" just for you.
Sorry.

Norwegian Black Metal is hilarious. I particularly like all the church burnings, suicides and murders. There is a part of me that would quite like to listen to Burzum, but I suspect that it wouldn't bear repeated listens.

Alt: I was really into 'metal' when I was 12-13. I was well cool with my denim jacket covered in 'patches' of my favourite bands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I'm hoping you had patches for 'UFO' and 'Scorpions' as they were possibly the worst,
after 'Maiden', of course. I'm really 'into Maiden'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I was very much 'into Maiden' and definitely had patches of Maiden's mascot, 'Eddie',
However I found bands like 'Scorpions' to be 'a bit gay'
Unlike the not-at-all-bent, spandex-wearing Iron Maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Anyone who thinks Bruce Dickinson is even remotely bent needs their head examined.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I found Iron Maiden to be utterly shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I find you to be utterly shit
you spastic-mouthed farthatch
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Funniest metal band I've heard......
Lawnmower Deth.

"Enter The Church Of The Apocolyptic Lawnmower " etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
My morning dump is now over. I should have weighed myself before and afterwards, I reckon that turd weighed at least half a stone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Or "one of your legs"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Shan't
Even when I was really 'into metal' (I was a teenager so it was totally allowed) I found Black Metal unlistenable. Laugh yourself silly.

What have I missed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Well, Battered's had a poo, for starters.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
He should have had the soup.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Speaking of soup, I'm eating eggplant soup right now.
fucking lush.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
The mouth of the ocean

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
NICE
And yes they did play that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
It is an excellent tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
CQ 'the final flounce'
how's his 'secret' facebook for b3tans page bearing up during this difficult time of excommunications?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Genuinely no idea what you're going on about here chuckles

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
it's going to be one of those days
This person www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=80153 who you have met 'down the Dev' has fucked off because ostensibly kroney was 'negative' in his 'positve' thread. He set up a facebook page specifically to cater for his b3ta fanbase, with various people 'no longer making the cut' of late. It must be down to just you and him at the moment, which I'm looking for you to confirm.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Only FB page of his I'm aware of was in existence some good time ago
If he's set up a new one post-flounce then I've not seen it.

Terribly sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
That's the one I'm on about. You've drained the will for me to live
AL posted your blue rinse picture yesterday again, in case you've secretly facebook made up again
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
What would I do without you
You're like a Heat equivalent of a rolling news channel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
He's being Wilf-ully obtuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
He hasn't got the foggiest !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
What a Lunnt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Was was Faith No More?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
I love 'Walk the Dinosaur'!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Every word in that post was originally spelled incorrectly
It was like I was channeling Gonz
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Fucking awesome thank you mate
Epic, you might say. See what I did there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I was tempted into a post of that sort
but I was too tired. What did they play?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
They opened with Woodpecker From Mars
WOODPECKER FROM MARS, Sporto. Then straight into Midlife Crisis, then Be Aggressive, then Caffeine... God it was awesome. Full setlist here.

www.setlist.fm/setlist/faith-no-more/2012/o2-academy-brixton-london-england-73df46d9.html
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
No Digging the Grave or Falling to Pieces though
Shouldn't grumble, never thought I'd see them live at all.

About 13 songs in, Mike Patton comes to the front of the stage and goes "Hey guys, we're Faith No More. How ya doin'?" which for some reason cracked me up. Then he started on a bouncer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
'Woodpecker From Mars'???
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
'tis a classic tune
and very fun to play on't guitar
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
When I was in my teens my step father educated me in music appreciation using his vinyl collection
At about the time all my stupid friends were listening to the spice girls I was listening to Led Zep, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath etc. My sister however was in to NU-metal. I'd take the spice girls over nu-metal any day.

Oh Peteloaf once had an argument with a HMV guy because they didn't stock Papa Roach. HAhahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Haha, fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
To be completely fair it was before they released Last Resort so were not famous at the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
I'll hold my hands up and admit I actually quite liked one of their albums for a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I meant to be completely fair to HMV!
Papa Roach HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
'Getting Away With Murder' wasn't a bad album at all
The upside to albums that aren't as well received in that genre is that you won't then have the songs hammered into your skull by Kerrang, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Last Resort was their first single
Peteloaf is either chronologically challenged or was spectacularly optimistic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

optim aut
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
They had a non major label album out before infest

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
and several EP's

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Available in this country before Last Resort splashed them all over MTV?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
HMV had an international section, his argument was that Papa Roach should have been in it I think

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I'm going back to "extremely optimistic"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Uppity Damn Gaylord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I like Love Metal
HIM is my favourite band and Bam Magera is my idol
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
God me too!
He's really good at riding on a piece of wood on wheels!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
And his friend is great at drink driving!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
+into trees

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
he could be a sort of Metal Guru

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Equally cool!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Actually that was pretty cool

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I do not bend
I cannit man! Me backs fucking knacked

The whole idea of putting music into specific genres really gets on my tits TBH. No, thats not dance, it's garage. No, I mean krunk

W.T.F?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Are you suggesting that 'metal' is shit and bent?
Because that's what I'm getting, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Probably yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I just like music. If it's well played, it's amazing,
if there's no passion in the music, it's shit. People screaming into a microphone isn't passion, it's just noise and popped veins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Oh man it's like you don't 'get' 'metal'?
I'm not sure we can be friends now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I much prefer the 'passion' of Crowded House, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Hey, I fucking love them. Grew up on them.
You probably grew up on the beatles. With their long hair and stuff. Yeah. You're old.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
You're right, I just don't understand these young singers like those Finn brothers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Those wacky kids!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
hey guys, where's quentin?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
HERE HE IS !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i've got tomorrow off, ror.

how's your bum for spots?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Never mind that
How's your bum for 'sports?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
it takes all comers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
So the toilet walls tell me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
it's as pert and unblemished as a twelve year olds

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
wic
ked
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Wouldn't it be great if
Creed, Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and Nickleback and got together and formed a super group and released a concept album?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Limp Bizkit were rather fun last year, gave an excellent performance at Sonisphere.
And from the ashes of Creed grew Alter Bridge, who are very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Limp Bizkit were rather shit last year.
And every other year, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Live, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Dead would be better

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
If the concept was mass suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
nickelback are malc's favourite band

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
and THIS is how you remind me?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
look at this photograph, every time i see it makes me laugh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Is it Darth with a blue rinse?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/313f276056b3485b1c22/n692760023_4602829_1099.jpg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Ooooooo the girl on the left is very pretty, not sure about the one with the lip ring though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
As I've said before, she reminds me of Fairuza Balk
Which is in no way a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
the one in that photo is minging
but the blonde one in his profile looks ok for an eastern european mail order bride
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Pfft, there's plenty of evidence around that I'm not a bender.
I am, however, the worst possible kind of complete deviant. Right now, in fact, I am sapce docked with multiple...er...space stations.

I am into neither metal nor football. I put it to you, sir, that this is conclusive proof that it is you, in fact, that bends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Just a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
alright Gina G.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I was going for Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I bet you were you filthy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I was, you mackem twat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSlpK0U9dhE
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
You are a MASSIVE bender.
You and Darth should hook up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
He'd be way too rough with me

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Just ask him to go gently, I'm sure he will.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
He doesn't know how. He's all man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Hmmm. I'm not so sure. I've seen pictures.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
What evidence? Even Bowies got kids and he's a shit stabber for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
With Mick Jagger

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
He put the moves on Jagger
the moves on Jaggeeeeer
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
So Monty you're in to vinyl
Are my Two Minutes to Midnight and The Trooper Picture discs worth anything? They're funny you see because hahahaha the spindle hehehehehehe goes right where hahahah right where eddies hahahahah you know! PENIS WOULD BE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I'm sure they will be worth something
But it won't be a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
A few quid, to some spanner.
Condition is all: if they're not mint then value plummets.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Funk Metal? What a stupid idea that was
anyone who things that The Red Hot Chili Peppers produced anything short of excrement is either a tasteless wankface or deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
'Reggae metal' is quite entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
They should bring back hair metal

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Steel Panther have
I suppose, to an extent, so have Airbourne (who are fucking excellent live)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
You are entirely correct here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
You are so, so right,
and their 'brilliant' bass player is fucking terrible, like an even-worse Mark King from Level 42. Some achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Flea is shit, no denying that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i liked 'zephyr'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
"Defend yourself or live forever in the shadow of disgrace"
sounds pretty fucking bent to me, you floppy-haired chutter.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Do they call it "bender" because there is more resistance in a bum than a fanny....
... And if your willy is a bit bigger than what the bumhole normally can take at first (or you thrust in and are a bit to the side cus your gut is in the way), it makes your willy bend a bit? Or maybe a sphincter is at an angle that the vagina isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
i thought it mean cos you have to bend over to receive cock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
That makes spence too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I hope that was on purpose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
wow gonz
you surely have put a lot of thought into it!

how's the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
OHH GOOD I DON'T KNOW !!!!!!!
We hook up every weekend except when she's working. I really need to make a move as I scored a number from some other girl and the only reason I didn't call/text was cus I thought it would be unfair on the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
is the hooking up sex-eh?
if not, you can call the other one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
"Bent" is a term for dodgy, or wrong.
which is why people will talk about bent coppers when they mean they're on the take.

Happy to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
What came first "bent" or "bent as a five bob note" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Good morning Monty.
You bender also you.
I'm into cult movies, which the mainstream don't "get", also stuff with Arnie in, for ironical purposes.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Oh man, I just *hate* those "sheeple" in the "mainstream"
Why can't everybody be alternative like me? Because when everybody's alternative, nobody will be like anybody else!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
post in my alternative new thread, go on
i dare you to answer the altalt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
It's funny how all 'alternative' groups
tend to look the same within their group.

Enos, Goths etc.

At some fundamental level people just feel the need to belong to a group, maybe?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Yeah, that was kind of my point
Being "alternative" usually means putting on a uniform, ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Like this?
www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=1810
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Brian loved being alternative

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

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