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Hmm well I suppose you could watch if you really wantedbut you'd have to stand in the corner out of my eyeline, I don't want you putting me off my thrusting
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I'm not talking to you, you fucking turd.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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Not fussed, what do you reckon?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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i reckon you've got the height but i've got the bulkits gonna be a real power struggle when we get going
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Like Mexican wrestling but with more spunk and cocks and stuff.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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Don't give the boy ideas above his station AlNo-one's that special
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AA's doing a correspondence course on how to fuck fat chicks and live to tell the talewe should all sign up for that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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Shit up? Morning gang. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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I'd like to take things slowly with you QuentinI want us to get to know each other first.
Only, I've been hurt in the past and I know that we could be something really special together.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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I saw Hijack, Tango - HIJACK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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I can't believe it, Monts.Who would have thought it possible?*
*It would have to be someone who'd at least heard of them, I reckon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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Never in my life would I have imagined that they would perform again,let alone with me there. They were 'awesome', as I believe the parlance has it these days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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But would you describe their performance as 'epic'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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i believe modern parlance is 'totes amaze'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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montybest place to go for vinyl... berwick street? or suck it up and head to vinyl exchange in manchester??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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it's not for mei wanted to find somewhere to take a friend who is v into old skool, trance, dnb and gabbber, thought it would be fun to find a nice shop and have a browse, you know?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Berwick StIgnore reply below.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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it is indeed great fun.Go to Phonica in Soho. Or Blackmarket Records if it's still there.
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Also Sounds of the Universe is a superb shop.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Blackmarket closed I think.Too many blacks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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but if he likes bent shit like hard house, trance and gabber then don't go to Phonica.They sell good stuff.
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Berwick St is still good, it all depends what genre you're after though.I suspect this relates to that awful gayboy and dance records. I am right aren't I?
The other question is whether you are talking about browsing and shopping or seeking out a specific record - if it's the latter only a fool would go anywhere other than the internet. If there's something you want to buy for that ghastly man gaz me its name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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you are bang on the money, yesas always.
just browsing. the chutney is giving up alcohol for two months after today, so my original plans to go out in those fab bars down the cut in waterloo have been shelved. therefore i thought it would be fun to go somewhere for the day, and for that somewhere to have a good record shop.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Suggest he gives up breathing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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hahaafter that shit last night, it's not a bad suggestion. eg: "i think my brother would be really happy with his other half if she were hotter".
wtf?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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yes, i thought thathe's a total twat about that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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Here's an idea: go somewhere for the day where he isn't.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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Imagine how happy you'll beIf Fresh n Fly reform.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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When q becomes k.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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Well when you put it like that....(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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oh, like "thats the joke" ?you barely literate turd
people who don't get apostrophes actually and genuinely irritate me. it's only one rule to remember, ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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you still used them this time, thoughdance for me, puppet boy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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Oh come on swipe, if you are going to start knocking his punctuation, can you at least get your's right?(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
this post makes me want to scratch the screenbut my hangover is giving me a short attention span today. i'm over it now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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You did me, didn't you. I thought I had just sneezed, but I must have been mistaken(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
no no no. i corrected your spelling by using your namemuch better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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I love it when you correct meI like to imagine that your standing by a blackboard with a big piece of bamboo while i'm sitting in one of those chairs with the little table bit that folds from the arm rest and I'm reaching underneath with one hand and there's a bit of old chewing gum stuck there and you're pointing at things on the blackboard and I keep picking at the bit of chewing gum and eventually it comes off but you've noticed that I wasn't paying enough attention and suddenly it's all BLAM! MOTHERFUCKING BLANCMANGE IN MY LAP! and you're standing over me with an empty bowl and I'm all like "Shit, I've got trifle on my trousers"
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Yeah, you just stand there silently, judging meand I have to get up and bits of dessert fall off onto the floor but for some reason I try and catch them but it just slips through my fingers and now I've got jelly on the floor and cream and jam on my hands and one of those sponge fingers has got stuck to the toe of my shoe.
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I guess that's why you threw it at me. You were venting your displeasure at that confection and using it to humiliate me.
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yesnow rub it on yourself, there's a good little bitch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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*sigh*(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Is this the last ever Sequential Art?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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I don't think I like youand I don't even know you. This is a sad, sad situation.
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It's a terrible state of affairs when one person can develop an intense dislike for another, purely because of some dots on a screen :'((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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really? the ex is there, keeps emailing me pics of it. and pics of him with a pint, which makes me feel sick, given that we were still drinking at 4ambut he's cheering for SA, so he'll be happy.
what's happening? i know i could google it, but you tell it so much better.
also who's that really hot bowler, is he playing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Not only is he bentbut he is a bent cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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the ex? or the bowler??we were bickering last night about men who are too into looks. shallowness is not an attractive feature.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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You are so right. It's crass and more than a little pathetic.It also reveals an underlying insecurity which is most unattractive in itself. And gayness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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also, generally the hotter the person, the less nice they are(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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You're actually a really nice guy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Li-li-li-like it li-li-li-li here we go(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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Remind me where your ex is fromI need to gauge his level of needing a slap
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i knowit took me a long time to come to terms with this. my nephew says "traaaahsers", ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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So why is he cheering for the Saffers?Right now his status as "Utter Bellend" looks beyond contestation.
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he won't ever cheer for england in any sport(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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Why not?It's obviously not because he doesn't enjoy sport, tickets to a test match at the Oval are not cheap. He's shelled out to go cheer against his home country.
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well it's only half his home countryand i think people have been quite quick to point this out in very nasty ways over the years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Yeah, and cheering against the home sports team is definitely the way to get back at them.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Because everything someone does should be with the sole intention of garnering the approval of others?(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Do you really need this explained?Swipes ex is racially abused, he also doesn't support england for some reason, I don't know if the two are connected. You suggest that he is really sticking it to the racists by cheering against their team, and I point out that it's possible for people to do things for reasons other than the need to get approval from other people.
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I do enjoy how you can adopt a condescending attitude at the drop of a hatwhilst simulaneously jumping to a conclusion with no basis in the reality of what was said.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Is it because this is the internet?Or is it because I frequently point out when people I know say things that are entirely indefensible?
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A little from column A, a little from column Band a lot from mystery column C, helpfully marked "Al is a prick". Although I suspect there may be some crossover with column A. If only The Mighty Badger was here.
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Awwww, I love how you still think I'm a prick.I think you're a lovely chap, even if you did unfriend me on facebook. I like your red braces BTW. You look like the chap that does the business news on the BBC Breakfast.
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I'm assured you're a lovely chap IRL, hence my column A/C crossover concession aboveAs it stands I have nothing to base my opinion on save your internet prickishness
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it's not the team he doesn't like, it's the fanshe has a point about football fans. a lot of them really are cunts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Best cheer against them, then. That'll change their minds AND their behaviour.(
Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Yes, it is clearly never worth doing anything as just a point of principle.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
If you're going to do something as a point of principleit'd probably be a good idea to do something that isn't petty and pointless.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Why? Why shouldn't people do anything they want to as a point of principle?I have never had a Big Mac, and I intend never to eat one, simply because I can. That is an entirely pointless thing, but I'm still going to see it through.
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Whether this is a reasonable comparison based on your reasons is mootMy issue with Swipey's Bent Cunt Ex (SBCE please, I'm lazy) is that he's spending a shitload of money on indulging his bitter pettiness. Not buying Big Macs costs you nowt, which I assume is part of your reasoning.
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I daresay SBCE likes cricket and so would enjoy being at a game regardless of who wonI certainly get the impression that cricket fans really enjoy the event more than the result, so it's not a waste of money to indulge his petiness, it's spending money on an even he enjoys, and while he's there he gets to cheer on the team that are currently winning (assuming they are, I haven't looked at the score). But even if the team he likes lost, he would still have seen a (hopefully) world class cricket match.
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Good pointI suppose it depends on whether he goes to see a great game or goes to a great game in order to cheer against the English.
More amusingly, I accidentally typed "biter pettiness" in my post above, appropriate as the man is so gay he makes me look like Oliver Reed by comparison.
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Good luck to you, Al.Where did I say that you, or he, shouldn't? What I did do was strongly suggest that I had no respect at all for it. Which I don't, on account of it being, in my opinion, facile and motivated more from spite than principle.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Taking it out on the national sports team is no way to get back at the actions of a few pricksI can see his refusing to support England on account of the English but going to expensive lengths to decry them seems excessively twattish
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What a prick eh?then again I always cheer against the bent team
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Yes, for entirely specious reasons.Much like all the Welsh I've met that do the same for similarly irrational causes.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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being anti- England in sportsIs not the same as being anti English.
You do realise this, right? It's a sporting rivalry. I know plenty of Leeds fans who would rather cheer on Gallatasserai (sp?) than Man United. Same thing.
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It's not a sporting rivalry."Rivalry" requires it be a two way deal. The English do not cheer against the Scottish.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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Indeed, at the Wimbledon final, I imagine a lot of English people were cheering Murray on.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
no, it is a rivalry in that we tend to enjoy seeing our bigger and more skilled neighbour lose.I have no beef at all with the English, I have lived and worked in England tor ten years. Having a beef with the people as a whole would be irrational and silly. Sport is just a game remember, and the schadenfreude when, say, Germany beat England at football is immense. I can separate
sporting loyalties from real life.
Just to be clear here: supporting the other team in sporting events is not the same as anti-English xenophobia.
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That's because of your nationality and the inherent hatred of the English it conveys, I assumeIf you were English you'd be getting the same treatment as Swipey's cunt of an ex
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That'd be the hatred borne for a grudge that became irrelevant some 250 years agoI assume.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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It's very important that Scots assuage their sadness at being worse than the English at all sports by supporting teams that are sometimes better than the English.
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That's becasue you have a Scottish child-mind(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Bentland.He used to be your next door neighbour BECAUSE YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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Oh man, my last boss was SO unfair.He fired me because I used to stumble in at whatever time suited me, take 2 hours for lunch, have six or seven fag breaks and then fuck off home early with some flimsy excuse. Oh, and for the ten minutes that I was at my desk, I sat on Facebook.
Never mind, I can get another six month's JSA now before I'm forced to go and get another job that I can fuck up after a few weeks.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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And he moaned when I took July off to go to series of shit 'festivals' involving flourescent wristbandswhich I am STILL WEARING.
SO unfair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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I want to cut those peoples hands offi saw some grubby oik with a wrist band from Reading festival 4 years prior.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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oh dear, I'd better get my cleaverWhy do they do it?
"look at me I went to a festival aren't I cool'
No your all gay and cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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Empowered by some smelly plastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Her and Kitty are a shining beacon in a dark cloud of oppressed women everywhere.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
My facebook feed hasn't updated for an hour.This leads me to believe that everyone in the world is dead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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