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Moving on.It's lunch time, whats for lunch you lot????!?!!??
LUNCH!
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It's not lunchtime for another ten minutes and I'm starving.You've just made me feel worse.
Edit: Eight minutes, by the time I'd posted this - you see this hunger is making me too weak to type quickly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Needs more fried dumplin' and ackee and saltfish.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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Fresh mint, cucumber, quinoa, slices of cold roasted lamb and a yogurt & lemon juice dressing.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Provides a contrasting texture and works well with the yogurt dressing.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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chicken and sweetcorn sandwich.Oh you don't like sweetcorn? Don't care.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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I also have some more swirly millionaires shortbread for "pudding"(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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Meh, shortbread is my mums speciality, and so I've been forcefed it since birth not a fan.
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but this has swirly chocolate on the top and a delightfully skewed caramel to biscuit ratio.(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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I've got a banoffee pie at home like thatHas come out looking an absolute disaster. Still tastes good, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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WRONG!honest to god chompy you're worse than hitler
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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EGG & CRESS SANDWICHHen's egg, in case you were wondering
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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i read that wolverine/jean grey/scott summers thing.Fuck you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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That's not even the worst oneLet me know if you've the stomach for it, and I'll show you horrors that are beyond human comprehension.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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do it.Shock me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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Sorry, only just saw your replyHope you see this:
www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:34,
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Oh my fucking christ on a bike with added stabilisers and a seat cover.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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you know what. I regret asking.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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oh fucking proper fucking office lolz"He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size"
WTF?!?!?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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"n strode the doctor the nurse had called for earlier. Her father.
He stopped, shocked at the situation that unfolded in front of him.
"W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?" he murmured.
"Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's. She was horrified that her father had walked in on this, horrified at all the blood and what she had been coerced into, but she couldn't stop. Lust raged inside of her, overtaking all other motor functions.
"Fuck me, daddy," she said, grinning a bloody smile. Her pleading eyes met his and before she knew it, her father's wrinkly, liver-spotted dick was in her mouth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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It's given me the raging horn. I've got such a stonking boner on the go it needs planning permission.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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oh man, makes BM look like a productive member of society.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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Steak and chips.Mustard.
Pint of Beer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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well brenda if you just stick the butt plug in and smack his balls it should work./ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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often I like to stare into my guinea pig's eyes and guess what he's thinking, I bet he's thinking about cardboard./ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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Totally not what she wanted to hear./ac
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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Do you think David Cameron wears briefs or boxers?/ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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Oh boy, he certainly wouldn't be quite so frightening would he!/ac
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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I like the fat one with the sad eyes/ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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The problem with the cripples is that they don't WANT to work/ac
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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If you rape a pokemon does it count?/ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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proper lunch there pigster.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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i' e done loads of work today, Totally earned it. Pit the beer order through, ordered some wine for the ladies, sent 4 emails to bookings, sorted out a band for Saturday night and played at least 10 games of freecell.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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ffs pigster, sort your life out!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Not entirely correct. Fat content influences flavour and the level of fat varies dependent on the cut.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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just a little minute steak.Light lunch.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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Well if it's a minute steakthen of course it's little!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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MAYDAY MAYDAY! LMAO1 IS HIT!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Tracklements beer mustard(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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That's a new one, not heard of that before.Any good?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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tasty nyomnyomnyomwww.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/beer_mustard/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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Tracklements RUN TINGSTheir Hot English is THE DON DORGON.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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i think i'd agree with you if i understood a word of what you just said.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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www.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/strong_english_mustard/
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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It's OK, ChompyI've eaten now and feel much better.
It was Paneer Pepper Fry, Dal Kabila and a Chapati.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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It's not all good news.This appears to have merely whetted my appetite and I'm now considering nipping to the shop to supplement my lunch.
I@LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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LISTEN UP, 'THE INTERNET', I'VE GOT THOSE WAKI NEW BEANS ON TOAST FOR LUNCH.They're....
Waaaait......
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OK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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Are beans on toast new? Or have I missed a meeting?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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You fucking have. I'm talking about 'Heinz 5-Beanz', brah.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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The internet tells me that they are "BEANZ FOR GROWN UPZ"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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I have just seen a text message on my phone sent at half past midnight.From Stunned: In arse cab.
I think this means he had a good time at the volleyball.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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if they ever make a new series of men bahaving badly he's a 'nailed on' certainty (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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just the one herring?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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Is it just me, or does this seem unbelievably heavy handed?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127
There must be more to it, surely.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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good thing I didn't tweet that I was going to chuck his father's corpse off a diving boardand that it would have more chance of winning a medal than him.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Baldmonkey tweeted Piers Morgan saying he hopes he dies in a plane crashWhile he was at the airport. And that fat prick still walks free.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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It was an absolute disgrace.I hope BM gets charged with causing the july the 7th bombings.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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worse than hitler bumming bin laden while being rimmed by pol pot.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Send him to america instead of garysaying unpleasant but true things on the internet is far more serious than hacking the pentagon 'looking for ufo's'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Listen TH - he's been rude to TEAM GB.By my reckoning that's High Treason and the SICK INTERNET TROLL should be in the Tower via Traitor's Gate forthwith.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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Well quiteSeems to me that Team GB has a massive squinney girl-pants on its books.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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You know what those gays are like.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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But he's an olympic diverThat's like threatening to bury a worm.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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I keep thinking that I must like marmaladebut then I have it and don't enjoy it. What's that all about?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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Maybe you're buying crap marmalade.In my opinion, it should be very dark orange indeed, with lots of lovely peel, and only slightly sweet with bitter undertones.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:13,
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It's the bitterness that I don't like, you seeBut you're right...I should maybe try a really good one before I make my final decision.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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Ahh, then you need a sweet marmalade with no peel.Try Golden Shredless Orange® Marmalade from Robertson's. Not my cup of tea at all, but could be just the thing for you.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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Top preserve advice thereThanks very much, I'll check it out.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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This one is good:www.thejollygourmand.co.uk/store-cupboard-essentials/jams-marmalade/tarset-valley-marmalade?zenid=anj9o1sgpae3fdbg3sf7llr810
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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It's a good low-risk marmalade induction strategy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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That's right up my alleyI need a very light introduction into what is, after all, a preserve-based minefield
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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Blimey, that looks good. I fucking love marmalade even more than Marmite, and I'm very keen on Marmite indeed.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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Did you try the XO Marmite?Not that great, I thought. The champagne one wasn't brilliant either.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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I think that means you're a repressed homosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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I must admit, when I look at a jar of RobinsonsThe first thing I think is 'that golliwog must have a lovely big cock on him'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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Once you've had Robinsons, you never go back.You know the saying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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and they have such a natural sense of rhythm too(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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I like that actor that does all the films with the nice face, morgan jackson, something like that(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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oh no dear, couldn't let them in the house!can't be bothered to hide all the good silver and you know what they say about them down there don't you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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that's some good old fashioned racism right there(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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You're thinking of Morgan Harriott.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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You know, the one who was married to Dawn French.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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That's him - from Gladiators.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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He was also BRILLIANT in 'Red Dwarf'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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I can't explain that, because I quite like it.When I have it I really enjoy it.
Perhaps you could think about that next time you try it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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In the hope that your enjoyment may cancel out my revulsion?Well it's worth a try
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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THAT'S BREAKFAST, OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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It's definitely lunch.I can tell, because it's lunch time, and I already had my breakfast at 9 o' clock.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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I had a low fat tuna and sweetcorn sandwichIt was shop bought and not very good. Whenever I make tuna mayo I use tuna, mayo and vinegar. This is the tits right here. Is the vinegar optional for everyone else?
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Not optional, just an abomination.I thought tuna was automatically low fat. I wonder where they fished for anorexic tuna?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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No, silly, it's the sweetcorn that's low fat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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It is indeed. It's an option I'd never take, though.I think this is because I'm not some freakish God-cursed Legoland motherfucker with PVC trews and a vinegar problem.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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Whatever else life throws at you, you can always hold on to that thought.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU LEGO FREAK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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sandwiches and I bought some baby shoesexciting stuff!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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chicken chorizo chilli wrap/ac
It's from Tesco and it's... alright. I also had a bag of McCoys Chargrilled Chicken and a Crunchie.`
Tomorrow I shall have things beginning with D.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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Dung, diapers, dropsy and a dildo.OR DICK!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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Duck dumplings and a Double Decker?(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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Okay you've talked me out of itI might go for B instead - Burrito, Bacon Crisps and a Boost.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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A boys buttocks burrito perhaps(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Dexter Fletcher from 'Press Gang'?????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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Probably shouldn't say thisBut I've just given two 5 year olds permission to play with my diddly bow.
It sounds like the world's coming to an end.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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we've all been there.I got mmps jr some nerf guns and that big darth maul lightsaber for his birthday.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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trust a frenchman to think of that!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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Scrambled eggs with double cream,mushrooms fried in butter, smoked salmon and pak choi.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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Am low carbing, innitHaven't eaten as well as this in years.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:03,
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I'm low carbing tooMy Herring fillets were nowhere near as exciting as your epic lunch
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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