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Fuck it, how do you conform to your regional stereotype/
Im from Yorkshire, now live in the NW, and pretty much comply with both. Yorkshire Pud, and Black Pud, fucking ace.
This is a food thread btw, if you want an alt, then suggest one, and you'll be rated out of 10. Prize for the best one.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:11, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Im from Yorkshire, now live in the NW, and pretty much comply with both. Yorkshire Pud, and Black Pud, fucking ace.
This is a food thread btw, if you want an alt, then suggest one, and you'll be rated out of 10. Prize for the best one.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:11, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
North East born and bred
Stotties are excellent - bigger bacon sarnie innit?
Alt:
Brown or pink?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Stotties are excellent - bigger bacon sarnie innit?
Alt:
Brown or pink?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Not sure why anyone would go for a more difficult shot with a lower points reward
Your logic is bizarre
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Your logic is bizarre
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I'm an absolutely terrible regional stereotype.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm generous to the last, you can take me anywhere without having to go back later to apologise, and I can't stand whisky, haggis, or Irn Bru.
Alt: I was sure it was Saturday today. Have we had Friday twice?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm generous to the last, you can take me anywhere without having to go back later to apologise, and I can't stand whisky, haggis, or Irn Bru.
Alt: I was sure it was Saturday today. Have we had Friday twice?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
You must have big hands
polo masturbation
I have no idea where I came up with that, sorry
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I have no idea where I came up with that, sorry
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I'm from Nottingham but have no history of either excessive drug-related firearms offensive nor robbing from the rich to give to the poor
I now live in Norfolk and have a full compliment of digits sans webbing and have felt zero attraction to an of my family members
Sorry
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I now live in Norfolk and have a full compliment of digits sans webbing and have felt zero attraction to an of my family members
Sorry
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Medical acronyms, scribbled in the margin of your med files.
Apparently, NFN, means "Normal For Norfolk", ie, the guy's a tard.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Apparently, NFN, means "Normal For Norfolk", ie, the guy's a tard.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is no mere rumour
but active medical practice. Other acronyms include CTD - circling the drain, ie not long for this world. Doctors are cunts.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
but active medical practice. Other acronyms include CTD - circling the drain, ie not long for this world. Doctors are cunts.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No wonder they all shit themselves
when we got the right to see our own medical records.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
when we got the right to see our own medical records.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
As a true metropolitan type*
I eat pretty much everything, part from some Mexican food. But also, being British vast quantities of roast meat and goose fat roast potatoes have to be consumed on a regular basis.
I lived in Hong Kong for almost two years and never got a craving for anything apart from a proper roast meal.
* wanker
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I eat pretty much everything, part from some Mexican food. But also, being British vast quantities of roast meat and goose fat roast potatoes have to be consumed on a regular basis.
I lived in Hong Kong for almost two years and never got a craving for anything apart from a proper roast meal.
* wanker
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
When did you live in Hong Kong?
Cos if it was before 1997 you were basically living in Britain
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Cos if it was before 1997 you were basically living in Britain
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
2004- 06. Lived in Happy Valley over looking the race course, worked in Times Sq.
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( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Given the average height of the Chinese I felt quite tall when I lived there. In the same way I feel slim when I go to America.
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I'm from Sarfend
But now live in the Lake District,
So being southern I hate northerns and having lived up north for many years I hate Southerners...
Which makes me hating pretty much everyone nice and easy
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
But now live in the Lake District,
So being southern I hate northerns and having lived up north for many years I hate Southerners...
Which makes me hating pretty much everyone nice and easy
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
black pudding is ace
I am from the NW, originally. I like brown sauce, too. I don't own a flat cap and I am not a train spotter.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I am from the NW, originally. I like brown sauce, too. I don't own a flat cap and I am not a train spotter.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
perhaps I should class myself
as coming from the imaginary land of Edreja. I'm pretty normal for there
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
as coming from the imaginary land of Edreja. I'm pretty normal for there
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I tried hogs pudding in Cornwall a couple of weeks ago. Delicious.
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i don't know what that is
this evening we're off to a vietnamese restaurant. Time to drag out the napalm burger joke again
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
this evening we're off to a vietnamese restaurant. Time to drag out the napalm burger joke again
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Sounds lovely.
Never see haggis, unless it's around Burn's Night.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Never see haggis, unless it's around Burn's Night.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I used to eat it loads
but I've not had it for years. It's best in Edinburgh where it's deep fried and has chips, but that's true of everything
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
but I've not had it for years. It's best in Edinburgh where it's deep fried and has chips, but that's true of everything
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Being Jewish I guess counts as you're talking about a culture; the food part.
As a Londoner, the only thing I can think of is that I don't gworp at way overly priced food... £30 on a sushi take away for one person, £6 for a sandwich, spending a good £20 on 3 or 4 nice cheeses that wouldn't feed two people.
As a Jew, I love bobbilas (little motza doughnut/pancake things that can be savoury or sweet), chicken soup, real bagels, salt beef....etc
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
As a Londoner, the only thing I can think of is that I don't gworp at way overly priced food... £30 on a sushi take away for one person, £6 for a sandwich, spending a good £20 on 3 or 4 nice cheeses that wouldn't feed two people.
As a Jew, I love bobbilas (little motza doughnut/pancake things that can be savoury or sweet), chicken soup, real bagels, salt beef....etc
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
My mother told me today she's reading THAT 'book'.
I feel proper dirty now.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I feel proper dirty now.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
i don't know.
does the south east hold any culinary oddities or uniqueness? who knows.
Edit: Only thing i can think of, is possibly the game around here, loads of rabbit and wood pigeon, deer, that sort of thing. Hung up by our back door every week, yummy yummy.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
does the south east hold any culinary oddities or uniqueness? who knows.
Edit: Only thing i can think of, is possibly the game around here, loads of rabbit and wood pigeon, deer, that sort of thing. Hung up by our back door every week, yummy yummy.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You're in bizarre company here then
No posh twats on OT. Except Monty, Battered, Kroney, Swipe, Al, Nakers, Rory, Amberl and Berk.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
No posh twats on OT. Except Monty, Battered, Kroney, Swipe, Al, Nakers, Rory, Amberl and Berk.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Berk's not posh, she's from Preston
Swipe's not posh, she's from Manchester
Neither am I.
Amberl is dead posh, though. Like, championship posh. So I'm told.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Swipe's not posh, she's from Manchester
Neither am I.
Amberl is dead posh, though. Like, championship posh. So I'm told.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
No. Mad fer it, you dozy trout.
As in a well-known Mancunian saying.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
As in a well-known Mancunian saying.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
i think posh twat is a bit strong for me,
you should meet some of the bellends that get churned out of the private school system here, all buggery and salmon pink trousers.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
you should meet some of the bellends that get churned out of the private school system here, all buggery and salmon pink trousers.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I am wearing salmon pink cotton shorts. Do you have a problem with that?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
No, but some with names like Giles, Magnus etc.
I do not know a single Kevin, Wayne or Tracey.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I do not know a single Kevin, Wayne or Tracey.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
We also had a duke, several lords and ladies etc at our wedding.
Wife's family are v v posh.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Wife's family are v v posh.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
What did they make of you then?
Are you capable of pulling it together when in Company?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Are you capable of pulling it together when in Company?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I do not care what you think.
However, if you EVER get round to arranging our biz dev drinks I promise not to wear them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
However, if you EVER get round to arranging our biz dev drinks I promise not to wear them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
thats practically the fucking midlands
Fucking south east my arse...
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Fucking south east my arse...
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Oxford itself is just south of the M40
so I guess it depends on whereabouts in Oxfordshire he is.
The M40 is the deviding line between north and south btw
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
so I guess it depends on whereabouts in Oxfordshire he is.
The M40 is the deviding line between north and south btw
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Considering the M40 runs North-South
that's quite impressive.
+ly retarded.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
that's quite impressive.
+ly retarded.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
No it runs east to wet
with a bit of a bongle as it goes west. It'd diagonal, I suppose.
At any rate, it means we get to keep Bristol and Gloucester, which I like and lose Essex, which I don't.
Edit: Having Googled it, I will admit it's less of a "bit of a bongle" than it is a fully weaponised boner.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
with a bit of a bongle as it goes west. It'd diagonal, I suppose.
At any rate, it means we get to keep Bristol and Gloucester, which I like and lose Essex, which I don't.
Edit: Having Googled it, I will admit it's less of a "bit of a bongle" than it is a fully weaponised boner.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I ate game a lot whilst in Yorkshire.
I lived on the coast so we had fish straight off the boat, or pier if I could be arsed to sit there. Lovely grub.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I lived on the coast so we had fish straight off the boat, or pier if I could be arsed to sit there. Lovely grub.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
we get great big hauls of crayfish out of the canal every year,
and have a huge barbecue.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
and have a huge barbecue.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
i love that they're such a pest now, that it is illegal to put them back.
there isn't a whole lot of meat on 'em, but if everyone can catch 1 to 20, they're a good starter while we cure the steaks.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
there isn't a whole lot of meat on 'em, but if everyone can catch 1 to 20, they're a good starter while we cure the steaks.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Hunger hunger hunger hunger...
Nicest fish I have had, was Whitby smoked kippers, absolutely amazing.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Nicest fish I have had, was Whitby smoked kippers, absolutely amazing.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
there's a little place on the south of the Isle of Wight,
called steep hill cove, there is a little shack there, owned by a couple, he goes out every morning, catches fish, and then serves lunch. There is only about 6 tables, but my god, i've never had fish so good.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
called steep hill cove, there is a little shack there, owned by a couple, he goes out every morning, catches fish, and then serves lunch. There is only about 6 tables, but my god, i've never had fish so good.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Is this it?
www.steephillcove-isleofwight.co.uk/crab_shed.html
I've always meant to go to the isle of Wight, this sounds another reason.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
www.steephillcove-isleofwight.co.uk/crab_shed.html
I've always meant to go to the isle of Wight, this sounds another reason.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Purchased scallops straight from the boat in Cornwall recently. 60p each. N.O.M.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
There's only 3 things that smell of fish, and one of them is fish...
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
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I'm a Surreyman.
Apparently that makes me posh, or something. People who know me will tell you otherwise.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Apparently that makes me posh, or something. People who know me will tell you otherwise.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Oh hi, looked up for a second from fancying your whippet?
Eh lad. Oo ee by gum.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Eh lad. Oo ee by gum.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I have a mental picture of Rory
Scribbling down all this information on a note pad.
With a grin from ear to ear.
Eyes glazed.
The pencil moving so fast it's smoking
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Scribbling down all this information on a note pad.
With a grin from ear to ear.
Eyes glazed.
The pencil moving so fast it's smoking
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
hahaha!
File - Open
sportscow
Likes: Stotties
File - Save
File - Exit
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
File - Open
sportscow
Likes: Stotties
File - Save
File - Exit
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I'm lolling at this from the newsletter
twitter.com/HarryMyCatDied
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
twitter.com/HarryMyCatDied
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I'm from middlesex and can only think that I'm normal,
and everyone from anywhere else is different in a "not quite as good as me" sort of way.
So I guess I conform to my regional stereotype. I'm dreadfully sorry about this, because most of you do make an effort.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
and everyone from anywhere else is different in a "not quite as good as me" sort of way.
So I guess I conform to my regional stereotype. I'm dreadfully sorry about this, because most of you do make an effort.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
and yet none of this
answers why you are thinking about them having sex...
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
answers why you are thinking about them having sex...
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I just can't believe you're all still posting with 5 minutes til beer o clock.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
2am.
have had the worst two days in a long time. Tonight has involved 2 full scale panic attacks, an inability to keep food down, and a great deal of confusion and hurt.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
have had the worst two days in a long time. Tonight has involved 2 full scale panic attacks, an inability to keep food down, and a great deal of confusion and hurt.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I would also like to provide a status update: much improvement in that department.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
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I'm Birmingham born and bred
Yet I don't speak with a Brummy accent, nor am I thick as pigshit. I do quite like ELO though.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Yet I don't speak with a Brummy accent, nor am I thick as pigshit. I do quite like ELO though.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Looks like the grandmothers boyfriend did do it.
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/10/tia-sharp-police-find-body
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/10/tia-sharp-police-find-body
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Not entirely unexpected. Still terrible though.
I never used to really give a shit when these sorts of things used to happen, but now I am a father I view it very differently.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I never used to really give a shit when these sorts of things used to happen, but now I am a father I view it very differently.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
If only you could apply this new found perspective to other things outside of your experience.
You might not be such a gimp.
HTH x
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
You might not be such a gimp.
HTH x
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
It's weird that the grandmother has a partner of 37 years old.
I mean, you think grandmother... you think 60+ years
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
I mean, you think grandmother... you think 60+ years
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Sorry to burst your bubble Poppet
This is broken england.
The maths of council estate
16 have a kid = Free flat
at 32 the kid has a kid = they get a free flat
Pervy boy friend (fiend) waits a while then sexually molests said kid of kid.
= Broken council scub bags never having to work
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is broken england.
The maths of council estate
16 have a kid = Free flat
at 32 the kid has a kid = they get a free flat
Pervy boy friend (fiend) waits a while then sexually molests said kid of kid.
= Broken council scub bags never having to work
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
You wear a baseball cap,
nothing whatsoever posh about that Mr Dozer.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
nothing whatsoever posh about that Mr Dozer.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
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