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Right, new thread timeAlan Turing has been bestowed the honour of a special Monopoly version to celebrate his life. I'm assuming "Go To Jail" will involve soap and violent bumming
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19543039
Who should get a special board game and what would be in it?
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Meal betwixt breakfast and dinner?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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THE PARALYMPIC HEROES.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:18,
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They get fucking Free Parking now!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:18,
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Not to mention reserved seats.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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Internet fatties in da house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:46,
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On the other hand...oh
/beadle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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Darth can have "Blood Bowel"Where you play as a gang of homosexual orcs who try and bugger darth until he gets internal bleeding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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Sausage - back laneThat's all I'm saying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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Swipeys weightlossit looks remarkably like snakes and ladders except the snakes are digestive tracts and the ladders are Greggs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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A 6!You get: Colonic irrigation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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There's a gag here about her 'community chest' somewhere...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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Much better story:www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19503846
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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He was a great physicist, definitely, I seem to remember conspiracy theories re his work.As a person he sounded a bit of a shit.
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I liked the "he fell in love with a pigeon"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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Yes I saw the documentary about him where that Australian fellow played him.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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Barry Humphries.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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Wot d'yew take me for - a double-yoker?!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:51,
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Wrong!I'm Bouncer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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montopolywhere the aim is to lose all your money and become a vagrant.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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www.amazon.co.uk/Go-For-Broke-Board-Game/dp/B0006GWQ0U
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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NoDoughMonty in the Bank with a pleading smile
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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:o((((((((((((((((((BULLYING ON THE INTERNET
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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I'm cwying now. Hope you're happy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:29,
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Lunch?I had a spinach beetroot and carrot sandwich + bowl of fruit. I am feeling mega good.
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That sandwich needs cheese(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:54,
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and less beetroot and carrot.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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No, that would be acceptableBeetroot would need a strong cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:58,
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You hate everything, you hating hater you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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Default preferences of HATE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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Nay.I only hate spiders. And Strong Cheese. And dickheads. Almost everything else and I'm cool.
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How can you hate strong cheese?I never had you pegged as a fucking idiot, Popsy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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it just tastes like vomit to me. Really sort of acidic and horrible.And the smell is awful. Can't manage anything stronger than an edam. I struggle to consume tasty.
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This is not to say I don't like other cheeses. I'm quite a fan of a brie or camembert, goat's fetta or normal fetta, haloumi and that sort of thing.but things like vintage or blue just turn me right off.
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sorry Boycey.it's just who I am. WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
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SORRY, I HAVE YOU ON IGNORE SO I CAN'T READ YOUR POST HERE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:40,
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SORRY I'M SURE WHAT YOU'VE POSTED IS FASCINATING BUT I SHALL NEVER KNOW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:47,
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WELLTHEN I GUESS NOW IS THE TIME TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR STUFFED TEDDY CALLED BILLY.(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
NO-ONE BELIEVES YOUR ANTIPODEAN LIES(NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU JUST POSTED OF COURSE)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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IT'S NOT A LIE WHEN IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH.BUT OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING YOU BIG IGNORAMUS.
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She just needs to work up to itmild cheddar, medium, mature, extra-mature... she'll be scarfing down the Stinking Bishop* before you know it.
*as my cock is known
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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"Dear baby Jesus, please keep mommy safe and daddy safe and all the children in the world safe. Amen. PS. Just one more thing..."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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You are clearly not the only one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:50,
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it's either be upfront about it or try to pass myself off as a fan of dark graphic novels, shit trilbies and New Model Army.When in actual fact I am a fan of postwar American fiction, fitted Nu Era caps and My Bloody Valentine.
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Isn't "fitted nu era caps" some sort of medical procedure?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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They prevent pregnancy by making the wearer look a cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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I met Kevin Shields once.He is a fucking weirdo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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All the best musicians are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:29,
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You know what I like about you?You're so normal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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I'm having strawberries for lunch64 calories in 200g. And they're 400g for £1 in Tescos. \o/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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I reckon Monty should do this fasting larkit's not like he can afford food anyway.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:01,
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I'd rather do more exercise than eat less(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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QuintopolyQ-dog is the Top Hat, Louise is the battleship, Sasha is the iron, Tricky is the sportscar and Malc is the dog.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:57,
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Sacha would be GoEveryone wants to land on her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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Bugger My Neighbourself explanatory for the uphill gardeners, or some dodgy pun on backgammon.
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when she's on the blob does that make her a poppet on a string?:D
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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genuine officelol thereCheers. Everyone now thinks I'm choking to death on my coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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Quinton is now truth fairy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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Get with the programme, Quinton is Gary and is Louise's boss who also posts as teh truth fairy, and they work with Malc and crazy tricky but not Big tits milf/gilf Sasha any more since she leftdurrr what else don't you know
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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I bet he's never even heard of Kev!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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Miss that little guy :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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Just got back from the gym and I'm sweating like an autist at speed datingTo counter the gym I have lovely homemade pancetta and pea risotto
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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Can I be the first to say1. no-one cares
2 you're a paralympic homo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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His lunch sounds good though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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I had butternut squash soup and crackers but do you hear me crapping on about it?No sir you do not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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I'm a wop and former chef and even I think that sounds bent as fuck.christ almighty, what's wrong with you people?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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I look like a krankie had sex with a dinosaur.krankiesaurus :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:27,
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Little flappy tyrannosaurus arms and a school cap. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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Well I'm aroused.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:40,
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are you saying gonz can't cook?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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I think he is saying that and I for one think that's disgustingly rude.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:29,
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he's always having little digs at people, just cos he's got solid oak flooring he thinks he's fucking pol pot(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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People like him make me sick to the pit of my stomach.With his ugly kid and his promiscuous wife and his spasticated flooring.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:32,
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there'll be more punters at this b4sharoo now that he's confirmed he aint going(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:33,
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Too right.The gyppoes I paid to burgle his house whilst he was out b4shing are going to be well pissed off though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:39,
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they also like good personal hygienewit, humour and some semblance of physical attractiveness.
never mind, at least you got the cooking part down!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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Christ you lot are dull.In Friday’s Metro there was a piece saying it was the 25th anniversary of ‘Where’s Wally?’ The front cover of The Sun on the same day was a photo of that shot-up car in France with the headline ‘Where’s Mummy?’
I did a lol.
True story. Seriously yo, shit was mad real.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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I feel I missed out on Where's Wally(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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You would have been about 15 when it first came out.I'm glad for your sake you weren't 'into it' as that would make you mentally retarded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:26,
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My children ask for the Where's Wally booksthen they make me show them where he is on every fucking page. Lazy bastards.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:35,
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:o(Too many obstacles in my way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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How odd.Whenever I'm with your kids we always play 'Where's Willy?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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You know who's full of shit?That Maya Angelou. She should be fucking ashamed of herself
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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Fucking right.You know who else is? Ma-fucking-hatma pissing Gandhi. Fucking little cunt needs a SLAP in his stupid speccy face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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did you see that the bomb squad got sent to the family's house?Public Enemy's latest publicity stunt is in particularly poor taste.
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Fuckaroo! I mount Swipe from behind and say she looks like 'Chompy and see how long I can fuck her whilst she bucks?
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Ooh you are a one.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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He's at least two,The fat cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:46,
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it's funny becausejust the thought of his shiny fat face would make you lose any hint of an erection
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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He might have strange tastes. That might be what rubs his rhubarb.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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So I can't be arsed to start a new thread with this, but:falkvinge.net/2012/09/07/three-reasons-child-porn-must-be-re-legalized-in-the-coming-decade/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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do you know what would be a really good idea?My clicking a link that has child porn in the url whilst at work.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:50,
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Oh go on"In Sweden, ECPAT has pushed through laws that make you a jailable criminal for possessing images of yourself from before your 18th birthday. Can we have a show of hands to see how many think this makes any kind of sense? That this would catch any child molesters?"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51,
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I tell you whatI'd think twice about jacking off to a photo of myself again.
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I molested the shit out of mysel before my 18th birthday(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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I'm vaguely interested in the article, granted.I'm just not going to click it at work. Even though one of my laptops is on the dirty network. Fnnaar.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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I don't think that works as an excuse in a dismissal tribunal.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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if you clicked on it and quickly closed itand deleted any email it came in, you'd probably be ok.
however, spending the afternoon wanking like a safari park chimp on judgment day would not do you any favours.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57,
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even if the wanking was coincidental?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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is there ever such a thing as coincidental wanking?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:08,
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Presumably it's only indecent images of yourself?I doubt they could arrest you for having a picture of yourself on Nemesis at Alton Towers, for instance.
Unless you were wanking at the time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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"well, that's just rude, I suggest you don't take her out for dinner again, son"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57,
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Who hasn't? I got my first hand job on the Nemesis. Great teacher, Mr Medhirst.
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Dungeons and clunge dragons. I tour the UK visiting people's sex dungeons to see if their partners are right old dragons.
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Kerclunge! We pull a load of cocktail sticks out of your Mum's clunge. The loser has to lick all the marbles clean afterwards.
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Opervagination. I perform surgery on your Mum's vagina until it is down to the size of the Tardis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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Mouse TrapThrow a six to prevent the tampons escaping your mum's clopper.
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Buckajew.Err, you shoot some Jews?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03,
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JewdoYou murder some Jews in a stately home.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06,
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Ishmael, in the synagogue, with the massive fucking candelabra(
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