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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the best 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child' in 'talkies' history?
Mine is in 'Highlander'. It's in the bit where Sean Connery's character says 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child'. Do you know it????


This should certainly spark some wit and repartee which will entertain us all for at least an hour, I'll be bound!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:22, 154 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I hate you boyce!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Back of the queue, sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)
the other day I saw a slug die.
it was drying out and had gone a shit brown colour, with flies buzzing around it. I tried to muster some sympathy, but just couldn't.
that's how I feel right now. you're a dying slug monty.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I saw a squirrel eating a discarded chip on Monday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I saw a squirrel with a straw stuck up its arse once.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Where I live that's a local delicacy
squirrelpops are yum
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I liked the 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child' bit in Ghostbusters

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
That was well good

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
SEMEN PATEL

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
What's for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
SEMEN PATÉ!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I scream, you scream, we all scream for SEMEN PATÉ

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)
My favourite 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child' bit was in Schindler's List
My second favourite 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child' bit was in Despicable Me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I think the one in the latest Thomas the Tank Engine movie had more bite

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I'm not going to reveal what my third favourite 'Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child' but was
because it was in a porno!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Oooh cheeky

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
chortle!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
*guffaw*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
WTF????
Both of those are RUBBISH you IDIOT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)
OH I FORGOT THAT IT'S MUCH COOLER TO HATE THINGS THAN IT IS TO LIKE THINGS THESE DAYS
GOD!
*cries*
I'M NOT CRYING...I'VE got some dust in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I like the funny bits when they say the wrong thing and then the other chap laughs and the he's all like "Stop it, you're putting me off" and then they both laugh.
Only two left in stock and one of them is mine: www.amazon.co.uk/Red-Dwarf-Just-Smegs-Smeg/dp/B000VA3J98
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Classic smeg ups.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)
They are smegging AWESOME!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I own*
both the Red Dwarf outtakes videos. Smeg Ups and Smeg Outs. They are both LOLarious.

*may have stolen from a family member
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Perhaps you and Vag could make some kind of suicide pact for the good of the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I shall look into it immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I liked the bit where there was this Spanish Peacock.
Well, there could be only one, couldn't there?

I saw a squizzer walking down Mark Lane yesterday. Bold as brass, like he owned the fucking gaff.

What are all you worthless, whingeing cunts having for luncheon? I had lobster bisque, it was shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
SEMEN PATÉ!!!!!
Keep up, chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I've been blasting out disney music to get my housemate out of bed and there is now a little kid outside our house dancing, holding onto the railings. The mother doesn't look happy.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
last week did you play some flute music really loud and end up with a load of rats in your house?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
What am I gonna do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
get some kids in to eat the rats

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Didn't it just say that up there a minute ago?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I only replied in the wrong bit didn't I, what a spastic.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
DERR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Bob's shit posts about how he lures kids into his sick nonce-den must be BREEDING

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Has your housemate got out of bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I can't make the curry, btw Monts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
No problem! They have chefs that do it all for you!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This almost made me raise a smile.
Maybe I will kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I didn't really get Highlander.
It was no Zardoz.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
everyone knows you only watch films with red leather pants and bandoliers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Only if the bandoliers are far away to give me a proper feel of scale.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Ah you'd love George Formby and his giant banjolele then.
Not too much of red bandolier action but the size/scale is just breathtaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Oh you really are a terrible bully.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
When they say it in Trading Places was the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
That motherfucker's crazy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
sunshine lollipops, rainbows in the sky
and monty is a frightful fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
SUNSHINE'S RUBBISH
All the cool kids like darkness. Don't you know ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
shut it you emo!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
So.....so dark................

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Hey Monty,
I just wanted to get some clarification on this whole fat bird with a parasol thing. I mean, is this true, or are we making things up again?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I was going to say the best one was in LOTR
but then I remembered what they actually said was "Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy HOBBIT"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Ahhh, schoolgirl error there*

*nowhere near as bad an error as the one made by the schoolgirl lured into Bob's noncetarium with his sickening 'Paed Piper' routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Bob really is a revolting specimen of humanity isn't he.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I think 'humanity' is stretching things* a bit.
*Like when Bob tries to slip into some XXXXL y-fronts from Giacomo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
It's a lack of role models.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
He's had more than enough rolls I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I heard his favourite meal was to get a loaf of bread, stuff it inside a whole doner kebab leg
cover the whole lot in batter and deep fry it, and then dip it in warm lard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I heard every night he makes a munchy box out of a 40' container.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
*doesn't stand so close to Bobby*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
You should phone....'THE POLICE'!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
STING!!!!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
ZING!!!!
Z ST
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
It's like synchronicity

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Haha, do you want to know something really funny?
"Synchronicity"...pfft...is an ALBUM...ha...by a pop group, right?...called...THE POLICE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Oh... LOL!!
What are the chances, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I love this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
They'll help her to cope(land)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
and now, a police warning

"watch out, the rozzers!"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
"Oh no! It's the pigs! What a bummer! Do a runner!"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
You are James May AICMFP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
It's an old Goon Show thing.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
You swine!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
20 minutes in and it's not looking hopeful, Boyce.
I recommend an alt involving gutted clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
EH?? This is the best thread in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I know.
that's the worst of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Monty,
I'm not really enjoying this thread much, I'm sorry mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Oh. Righto.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
It's not you,
it's me, I'm feeling a little fuzzy in the head, and to be fair, my hearts just not in it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Are you The Doctor?
How many hearts have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Pedant.
Just coz you're a mod doesn't mean you can come in here with your grammar nazi ways throwing your mod weight around revelling in your new found power to step us at will well if you think you can step me missy then i dare ya i double fucking dare ya go on step me coming in here thinking you're the boss of me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
*holds Stunned's blazer*
YEAH, HIT 'ER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
she aint facking wurf it monts

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
yes.
4.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
You cheap cunt
www.atb-bargains.co.uk/kelloggs-fruit-winders-strawberry-and-apple-6-pack-1302-p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Monty,
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure that I can really get full enjoyment out of this thread if Winders here isn't enjoying it. It's just not the same. Sorry, I hope you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
No, that;s fine.
Winder's has brought the 'vibe' down and 'killed the buzz'. It's ruined for me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Hey, listen guys.
I'd like to apologise for this thread. I realise now it was wrong. If there's anything I can do to make things up to you - and I mean anything, just ask, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Reacharound?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Mike Reid RIP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
DYAAKY?
What shall we do with him, children?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Can i have a look at your tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Stunned and Battered should both be at the bash.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Your words hurt, Tangers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I might be there,
i might not.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It'll be v good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Well, there is one thing...
No, it's silly. Forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Reacharound?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Mike Read RIP

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Is he dead? He was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
No, don't worry - he's still with us:
www.mikereadonline.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Phew!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Can you get me a night with Samantha Janus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
No but I can guarantee you one with her brother Hugh *winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
THIS IS A GREAT JOKE FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I clicked it because I am a sheep!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
A baaaaaaaa-d joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'm not going to click this.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I would fucking hope not
It was shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
That's VERY good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Glad SOMEONE's paying a-fucking-tention here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)

antha J mi's
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
You can declare your undying love for me and my razor sharp wit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is getting the most comments I've ever seen on a bbc article.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19557497
ffs
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
What, this thread is?
Not surprised. It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I have a new phone
It is complicated and I have been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I stick with my old faithful Nokia 3210.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Star-tac til I die, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I went to a conference once,
where the speaker used the nokia 3210, and the Iphone as visual examples of the old way the company worked, and the new way we should work. It was awful, truly, truly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Did he break it down to achieve GRANULARITY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
On a Wednesday?
Tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
meh
Amstel is my one true love
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Amberl is your what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Bum chum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Sporters wears Amberl like a pinky ring you say?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
She wears me
like a hairy glove
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I'm hungover.
Kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I was this morning
A Greggs pastie and 4 pints of Amstel has worked wonders
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I was shit-faced at the quiz last night,
I don't remember reading the answers out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Have you busted your thief yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
not yet,
i think the little bastard knows i'm on to him. No money gone in a few days now. Went through some old CCTV, still can't catch him in the act.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Frustrating!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
very,
i know it's him, he knows i know, but he also knows, that i know that he knows that it is very difficult to fire him without physical evidence. You know?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Man, I hope you get him!
It's like a game of chess. You're trying to prise him out. He knows it and
you know he knows it. And he knows you know he knows it, but where's he
going to move? You're setting the trap - it'll take a few moves and then
*bam* check mate!

Keep me updated!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Put some money and a pork pie under a box held up with a stick
Then pull the stick out when he crawls underneath to do the theiving, and bobs your uncle you've got squirrel for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I see what you've done here,
and I have to say I'm in favour of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)
The swear filter doesn't work on offtopic.
I have to read this awful language all day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Funny, I was just trying that out too
Apparently 'wanker' isn't ~naughty~ either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Can I just say that this shit-awful thread has indeed beaten the 1hr mark.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
My thread about JCVD was better.
You ruined it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'll send you a medal in the post, and by medal I mean botdog
And by botdog I mean anthrax
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
You say that like it's a good thing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Yes. Yes I do.
You can't crush my exhuberant spirit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
shall i start a thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
That would be lovely. Thank you x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)
It'll only get stomped by chompy and one of his newslinks,
i'm not sure i can take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I promise I won't post a news link
if you promise your thread won't be wank.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
too late

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
If you need to ask that, then the answer is yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

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