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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Felix Baumgartner.
Woss reckon to ee then eh?

Alt: Local news. What's going on in your region?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:54, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
*shrug*
s'alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
You ever jumped out of a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
He's be too worried he might land on his face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Morning Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Marnin'

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
sounds suspiciously like bumgardner

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
It's tree gardener
You ignoramus.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Oh my goodness, so it does.
It's a wonder that no one else has noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
there's this guy right, his name is ed balls

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
LOL BALLS!!!!
That sounds a bit like testicles!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
tbh they could have stuck a cat in that spacesuit and dropped it from a balloon
he was just a muppet who was good at falling
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
they wouldn't have had to waste money on a parachute for a cat

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
it would have been good if they did though
and the suit fell away as it came down, and the cat landed on some poor unsuspecting justin bieber's face
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
One of my friends was banging on about it last night
comparing it to the moon landings.

I'm pretty fucking sure it's a fairly major insult to compare "obeying the law of gravity" to the immense effort, skill and knowledge necessary to put a tiny capusle onto a rock 200,000 miles away and bring it back again. 45 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
He had to try to not die as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
only in the same sense that you have to try and not die
in any kind of stunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
It is something that I bear in mind in many aspects of my daily life.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
And rightly so.
where does your signature come from? It's magnificient.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
People power
I gave off topic an open forum to post abuse at me, then combined the best results.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Not really.
If anything it is a much bigger achievement.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
you know when he hit the speed of sound
would there have been a sonic boom, like, coming off his own head?

wouldn't that be deafening or something?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
it's ok, google told me the atmosphere was too thin to make a proper sonic boom
i'm pretty sure that makes him gay
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
they should fire him out of a massive cannon here on earth matching the speed he went at up there
so we can hear him "boom"
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
*shakes room*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
erm, how?
it was done 50 years ago (as in jumping from space). How was it an "achievement" in any sense at all?

Unless you mean breaking the sound barrier. I fail to see how breaking the sound barrier in a spacesuit alone is somehow much harder than breaking the sound barrier in a space suit inside a metal box.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
the spacesuit was from Primark

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
now, that's an achievement.
trying to get down to earth fast enough before the shoddy stitching comes undone.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Unlike the moon landings, Felix had to raise £400 for Children in Need.
Otherwise he'd have had to pay to do his jump.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I'd have liked to see him fall from that height in to a bathtub full of baked beans

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
His spacesuit should have been furry
and had a spotty eyepatch.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Seen this yet?
www.anorak.co.uk/336180/celebrities/jimmy-savile-book-of-the-day-other-peoples-children-a-handbook-for-child-minders.html/

I suspect it's not going to be reprinted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Just a week ago

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)
It's not all about you, you know

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Alt: A man is walking on some stilts:
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2012/10/15/fundraiser-stuart-kettell-walks-500-miles-around-coventry-on-stilts-92746-32031282/

Also, a TV Historian says we should be more proud of our historical city: www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2012/10/10/tv-historian-criticises-coventry-for-underselling-itself-and-its-historic-buildings-92746-32004773/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Madcap!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Stuart is even planning to dye his hair green again!!!!
Proper nutcase, this one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I'll bet he gets invited to all the best parties.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I hope he trips and falls onto a spiked fence
face first
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
He must have balls of steel to do it, I reckon
News just in from Sporty Towers:

They are upgrading the Metros at the moment so they are all gone to tits.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
You'd need balls of steel to fuck Thatcher.
Doesn't mean Dennis deserves a medal.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I think he does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
For going up to the back wheels in Maggie?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Would you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Well, no.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
So do I

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
happy commute for you then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Happy finish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
BADGER!
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Anti-badger-cull-protest-Tesco-Bristol/story-17080315-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
If they're coming after me
they'd better be properly fucking tooled up.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Daily Mash lolz!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
indeed Jeffers. indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is fucking wonderful
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-19944833
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
*feels boot laces in dark and slits throat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Gurkhas. Don't fuck with them, kids.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Gurkhas Savile ,
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I'm waiting for Pink Floyd to change the words to Brick in the Wall so it includes the line
'Hey, Savile. Leave them kids alone'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I was just trying to work that exact song into a joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Well post your effort, it'll be better than anything I can come up with.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Like this, bascially
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1757861
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
All in all
it's just another dick in a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Do you think Jim would want this to go to number one.
Or do you think he'd be happier filling the 'number two slot'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I don't think he's a picky man. I think he'd be happy with either
He probably likes to finish on the face, though. Howsaboutthatthenboysandgirlseurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Those badges were like a Jimmy pearl necklace.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Tom Petty managed Free Falling for 4:14 without a fucking parachute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
He also managed to learn to fly. But without wings.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Westlife only managed 3:35

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Just like R Kelly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
also a paedo. Coincience? I think NOT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
me and malc argued the other day about whether that song goes
D, Dsus, Dsus, D, Am

or if it goes Em, Asus, Asus, Em, Bsus

lol, crazy days
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
It is Dsus positive

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
oh god, how am i gonna tell the kids?

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
leave the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
But which note are you suspending?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
2nd string on the A
the Bsus is just a B power chord
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)
on the D I may be wrong, it's probably not a sus, you hold the 1st string at the 3rd fret

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Suspended fourth then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
shut up with your words

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
surely that's a peverted thirteenth?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)
no wiat, I meant 4th fret!

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Are you sure?
That doesn't sound right at all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
no, hold on
3rd, definitely 3rd
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
That is top drawer.
And as such I'm stealing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
www.richmondandtwickenhamtimes.co.uk/news/9977264.Deer_chases_pensioner_up_tree_in_Bushy_Park/?ref=mc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Oh dear
Worst stag party ever
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)
some spastic on St Pauls Square
Managed to go to work with his pants on inside out :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
You choose, green Labrador or gravy wrestling?
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/weird/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Surely this is the big news story round your way
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/weird/9151298.Having_a_ball__Blackburn_boy_aims_to_break_elastic_band_world_record/

I can't believe the nationals haven't picked up on this yet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Maybe, but it's not a patch on this for sheer banality
www.southport.gb.com/southport/news_list/Council_Workers_Rescue_Wheely_Bin-51729604.htm

Proper investigative journalism, right there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
'WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE BIN?'


Best joke ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
verne troyer did a sex tape :'(
i just saw this on /links

www.funnyordie.com/lists/442e8522b1/the-6-worst-celebrity-sex-tapes-ever-made?rel=by_user
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Ewwww.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)
*bokes* at the mere thought

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
aren't you just a bit curious though?

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

a t though
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)
takes one to know one

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
He who smelt it
HAS SEX WITH MEN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Screech's one was called 'Saved by the Smell'
what smell? i'm scared to think
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
The picture looks as though he is farting in the bath.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)
:'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Fuckin' ell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Damn you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Algenon Winstone Spencer Castlerae RAZAMATAZ!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)

t
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Take your time why don't ya.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Will do, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
simpler, effectiver
better than jeff
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
+ slower.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
#btj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
#wtn

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
#wtjlc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)
#jimfixeditforyou

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Jim broke it for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
it's like a fleshy windsock now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Does that not make eating your lunch on a rollercoaster more challenging?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
That wasn't milk.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Fuckin ell.
Just clicked on /top tips by mistake. Won't be doing that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Thanks for the tip.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
said the leper to the prostitute!

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
i think i got that the wrong way wround, jeff
/wtn
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Well Gonz will find it twice as funny as everyone else then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)
we're going to has a vote about shortbread and haggis, something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I'm in favour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I'm not sure, I don't like shortbread but I do like haggis.
we should have a third option on the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I like shortbread more than I think I do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
what is this? I don't even.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Salmond has been done up like a fucking kipper over that
the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
lots of fish related puns there, well done

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
haha, I genuninely wasn't trying to.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
you clearly have more of a sole for humour than you think

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
it's always been a bream of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This bass sense of humour has to stop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
over what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
He's traded his only chance of a face-saving victory (the second devo-max question)
for something that he appears to not understand won't actually happen (16-17 year olds getting the vote)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Oh, I was hoping for more shortbread and haggis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Weren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I blame Labour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
BUMGARDNER MORE LIKE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahAHAHHAhahaHAHahAHahhAHAhahahAHAhhahahahaAHAHAHAHAAHAhahahaH

Anyway, moving on, Apparently there was a mass brawl in Oxford Saturay night, sounds like it was a bit of a laugh. Luckily, I was still in the pub drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Catholics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I dunno,
I refuse to read the local press on the grounds that it is run by a fucking choad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Send for Morse

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
They've been film the new series of Lewis for the last few months,
I am in the background of at least 1 episode, possibly 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
...---...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)

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