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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you could change one event in your life, which would it be, how would you change it and why?

Alt: If you could change one event in history, which would it be, how would you change it and why?

Altalt: If you could change one SEMEN PATEL in SEMEN PATEL which etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:53, 165 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Update on yesterdays 'talking whale' link
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/cockney-whale-stuns-scientists-2012102446260
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
That's a considerable improvement on the original.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)
i'm the only bloke in the office today
shame they're all such ugly women
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Well this is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I would have worked harder at school and uni, also I would do a more useful uni course
Alt: I'd probably kick you mum in the uterus when she was pregnant with you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
ONE EVENT in your life, you fucking DUNCE.
O-N-E.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is why he wants to kick your mum in her uterus while you were nothing but a parasite.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765272
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
this is why your threads fail, monty
:'(
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)
People can't count to ONE
:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
They are all related piss weasel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
So's my brother, my sister and me but that doesn't make us ONE person does it you OAF?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Does in Norfolk

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I probably wouldn't have had that last pint.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)
+ of organic alpaca cum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Should really have stopped before the first one of them.
Well done on cramming three memes into four words though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)
What's the third one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
That rather depends on what the first two are.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I wouldn't
Alt. We could go to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
wife?

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I love my wife
and I borrowed a D7000 the other day and she let me take loads of saucy pics with it so she is in my good books this week
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
fab

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I'd have moved out of my old house as soon as my housemate left, rather than taking in the fat fucking waste of space that followed him.
That way I wouldn't have run up any debt whilst he was there, and I'd be in a considerably better financial situation than I am now.

Alt: I'd have Peggy Gallagher sterilised before she could produce either of her spasticated sons.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
What about 'cashmachinegate'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
If that hadn't happened, I'd probably still be hanging round with the wanker, and he'd have done it to others since.
No-one trusts him at all anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)
But if that hadn't happened you wouldn't think he was a wanker and people would have no reason to distrust him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Therefore he'd be able to continue stealing from others that trusted him
When I accused him, it meant a few others realised that things had gone missing when he'd been around, but they hadn't wanted to accuse without reason. When I proved that he was a thief, about 3 others brought charges against him too. (I believe, I only know about one of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
So maybe the one thing you could change would be "I would make it so my mate was not a thief" instead of selfishly thinking of yourself and not others.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
He's not a mate anymore, I couldn't give two shits if he's even alive or dead now.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
What if he died saving a bus load of kids from Jimmy Saville

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Couldn't care less.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
What if he died saving your life?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Pete Burns lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
*google*
She's HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Funny that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
How did someonelse get you into debt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765495
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Lost his job, swore he'd get a new one
Worked 2 part time jobs, still less hours than me, I was paying for the house when he couldn't afford to live there. Kicked him out after 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
That's what the housing association is for,
did he not even apply?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Private let, my wage took me slightly over the border for any help the council could give at the time (or so I was told)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Well you wouldn't get the benefit but he should have, it counts as a single room in a shared house, so he could have got some money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Ah, fair enough
Well, I know that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)

m out after 3 months s back doors in every night in lieu of rent, best money I ever spent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Fuck no.
The guy was fat, ugly, and he stank. Even Swipe would think twice about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Alt: Stopped that Columbus bloke discovering America.
Then get someone to claim the whole lot for Britain later on.
Not 100% sure this would make the world a better place, but at least we'd own most of it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I thought we did claim the lot at some point?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
The old 'histoire' clearly not one of old Lokesy here's strong suits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I mean the whole shebang, North, south and central
not just the USA.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
a man, a plan, a canal- Panama!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)
what about left and right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Years later sick of British rule they would probably have some sort of war of independence day with Will Smith and the guy from the Holsten Pills ads

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I would totally change that time I was born with no wings

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Alright Macca

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Alt: The Coventry Blitz.
How? I'd move it to Leicester or somewhere.
Why? To destroy the York tourist industry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)
I wouldn't have planted those pills on Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Just tell us where Stunned buried the body.
His poor mother needs to be able to grieve properly.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I'd have had that ecstasy-fuelled threesome but mainly concentrated on the one with big tits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Where IS Bobby today?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I would probably avoid prostituting myself out on the internet as the fantasies of short fat men.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
but enough about noel

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I don't know if this helps the situation, but I've never had a fantasy about you.
I did once fancy Natally umbrillio when I was growing up, it was that Torn song, I like that one. I think she's australian.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)
umbrillio
Sounds like a cross between a drink that is popular in the Congo and a steel wool soap pad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I don't think I'd be up for doing any individual Minogue, but the two together might be alright.
You know what they say, three heads are better than one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Is the third head their brother?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
My bellend

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I think you mean breasts

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
next time you're over here though, you'll know who NOT to stay with...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a proper news link.
www.nme.com/news/justin-bieber/66785
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
ha ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Bet its actually true
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Ma' always said "You don't learn by what you do right", so I think my mistakes are a good thing, but on the same note, it would be really nice if I had some food in for lunch today.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I would have been an astronaught

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)
you can still simulate the vast nothingness of space by taping a black binbag over your head

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
+ but I spelled it wrong on the application.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
fuck is this you tedious shit

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
If anyone is looking for a new PC they could do a lot worse than this
www.ebuyer.com/395305-zoostorm-desktop-pc-7873-1071
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Would it still post BBC news links?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Yes, but FASTER

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
But will it also be witty and charming?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Not anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Zoostorm PCs are good
mine has been good for 4 years or so now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Thanks for starting a thread.
Shame it's so crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Off topic is so shit Naked ape is on the popular page twice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Fucking hell.
That is not good.

Have you chosen a dining venue for your trip to east London?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Yeah, Needos on friday but not ordering too much.
Saturday we're going to the Burger and Lobster in Soho for a late lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I have heard good things about B&L, but not been. Meatlicker is also good. HimJim took a number of us there a couple of months ago.
EDIT: have you checked it is open at lunchtime? Some of these new posh burger places are evening only.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I like the idea of a 3 thing only menu. Makes turnaround a lot quicker.
I have checked opens at 12 on a saturday but you can't book and it can take an hour or so to get a table.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
You can go in, register and fuck off to the pub - they call you when your table is free.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Yeah that's the plan.
Or there's a cocktail bar there but I'd rather have a pint TBH
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
The Crown and Two Chairman on Dean St isn't a bad boozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I will make a note, cheers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
SAY THANK YOU PROPERLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
ITS TOO FUCKING FOGGY FOR SKYWRITING TODAY BUT IT'S BOOKED

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
i would have done better in my oxford interview
and gone there instead of london. a masters degree from there is not the same. i wanted to be a poncey twat in a long black gown.

alt: i would run into the bedroom at the moment of conception of several people and solve the world's problems

altalt: there is no mention of lunch in this thread. i am confused.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
did you go to a shit college then?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
for my masters? they're at the department of continuing education, and yes, i got a fairly shit college
or in london? i went to KCL, and lampito will twat you if you say it's shit, trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
fuck knows what any of this shit means.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)
it means you like shoving mars bars up your arse
and getting your sister to lick them out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I don't have any siblings swipey.
I'm not into having sex with family members.
that reminds me, has aunty swipey shoved any more vibrators up your clunge?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
i haven't seen her in a while
seeing her in a couple of weeks, so i'll be sure to let you know
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
txt me yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
face-time baby

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
KCL= Kings College London,
so respec'
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Without doubt,
I would not have tried this
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
yeeeeeeeeeeah
with an advert like that, i ain't clicking. but thanks for the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
It's fine, safe for work and all that.
Plus, it relates to (legitimate) food, so you OTs should love it!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
i don't trust your shifty eyes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
What about
my jazz hands?


(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
those hands are different shapes
how do you find gloves that fit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I make sure I only shop
in 'army surplus stores...

... they are well 'andy.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
+ Mcnab

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
You know it makes sense

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Alt: I'd have never loaned Sarah Greene my pool table.
The state it was in when I got it back....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
You shouldn't have built Barrymore a swimming pool either.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Brown beer nazis look away now.
Anyone tried this?
beer.uvinum.co.uk/peroni-gran-riserva?utm_source=Google%2BMerchant&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=marketplaces

Just saw it in Sainsbo's but at £2 for a tiny bottle I thought eff that yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Just maltier Peroni, nice but not worth that price.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I have. I like drinking wop beers.
and gesticulating wildly with my hands to communicate the simplest of things.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Wop beers are ace. Wop wine is ace. Wop food is ace.
Wops, however, are the 2nd worst people on earth after the Scotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
No offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
coming from you, that means fuck all.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I have tried it. Found it quite sweet. Didn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I thought the same when I saw dragonfruit in Morrisons for £2.
I love dragonfruit, but I'm not paying £2 for one piece of fucking fruit. They're 'avin' a 'giraffe'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I've done my back in. Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Autofellatio?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Really no.
I'm not nearly flexible enough to even attempt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
that'll teach you to be a dirty slag

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I wrenched it doing something entirely mundane.
Not *everything's* because of that, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I think almost all of us are here because of 'that'.
Well, not 'here' as in b3ta, but 'here' as in generally around the place.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Kroney is a bit young for your tastes, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
here b3th, they all say you're a fatty. are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Totally.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
By the way
I think the whole work situation is about to get out properly.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
just fucking die already you pointless prick.
nah, you're alright you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I wish I had more Scottish blood than I do.
If I had, and I hurt my back like this, I could still drink sixteen Stellas, comsume my considerable body weight in Greggs pasties and still be capable of wrestling a family of bears.

As it is I'm mincing and prancing and wilting about the office complaining at anybody who'll listen. I'm a fucking disgrace.

Actually, PD's Scottish and I'd have a hard time imagining him wrestling anything other than little boys into his car.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
instead you have given up. imagne that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
some prick just said
"let's see if we can put the nuts and bolts of it together."
now, if I was in a workshop, no problem. I work in finance.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I fucking hate office jargon
and that doesn't even make that much sense in a workshop context.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
it's at least in context.
I fucking hate all these corporate pricks that shout lots and talk utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)
If I get called "a scholar and a gentleman" again or, God forbid, a "star"
I'm going postal. Just say thanks and fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
You should have pulled your nuts out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
that's your answer to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This made me laugh.
Then again, I spent almost an hour last night giggling at that posh DR bird saying 'homo erectus'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

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