Good morning.
I woke up with 'Teenage Depression' by Eddie and the Hot Rods on the brain and cannot shift it. Can anyone help me?

Alt: I feel quite chipper today. Looking forward to payday tomorrow and my little trip to Hitchin after work. Ever been to Hitchin?

Altalt: Ever been hitchin'? My pal Yeti tried to hitch back to London from Harwich on his way back from Amsterdam. It took him something like 5 hours to realise he was stood in the wrong place. LOL.

Altaltalt: I quite fancy a go on that new 'James Bond' film. Do you? I haven't been to the cinema (apart from with my kid) for fucking yonks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:33, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning
I find humming the Pink Panther theme for 20-30 seconds usually gets rid of earworms.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I hate that tune.
Reminds me of clarinet lessons when I was a yout'.

The Pink Panther Show end tune, on the other hand, is a masterpiece of groovy 60s sunshine pop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)

*canned laughter*
*aardvarks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Crazylegs Crane was fucking ace

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Trepanning
Morning all

Alt:
"Super" Kevin Phillips played for Hitchin Town. Hope this helps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:38, Reply)

A great deal, thanks Sporto!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:40, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
I went to see my "dream" house last night. It is all of the awesome. The owner was basically inviting us to buy it at a reduced cost

\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Good stuff.
Sold yours yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Not as yet, no
Estate agents are being shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

It's a tough time to be selling a hoose in the nurth east like.
What with Murty and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I find anything by Acker Bilk will shift most songs.
I'm also in a good mood, my new gear nob arrived, and the plane tickets for my holiday.

altalt: nope, never been hitching, don't wanna get Botty raped and dumped in a wood.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I only know Stranger on the Shore.
That's quite enough for me, thanks Dubya Pee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

You know what, it's worked!
But I think I'd rather have Eddie and the Hot Rods back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Do anything you want to do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Ho HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I didn't say it was better.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Skyfall does sound good
and Daniel Craig is making a good job of Bond.
However the last Bond film I went to the cinema for was Die Another Day, which had the worst bit of CGI EVAH in the middle (the snowboard bit) and that ruined it, along with the plane crash bit at the end. Bond films should have real stunts in.
The missus has said we should do an Orange Wednesday on it though so think we'll be going.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I'm off to see Skyfall on Friday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Die another GAY I call it!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

As I was waking up yesterday, both 'The Ying Tong Song' and 'Lily The Pink' were played
That was quite confusing, as they're both a bit mental.

Alt: No.

Alt Alt: No

Alt Alt Alt: Yep, going to see it on Sunday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Due to the banter in our office
the only tune in my head for the last week has been Jim'll Fix It
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Morning.
Little tangle is obsessed with this song at the moment www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KbXyALq7uA so I often have that stuck in my brain.
I'm afraid that I can't help you, though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Hitchin hurts.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I thought that was 'love'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Love, Herts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Oh that's jolly good.
I like you again now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Not really, you're a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Stop toying with my emotions!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

what is love?
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)

hahahahhaa
Come back Eddie & the Hot Rods all is forgiven.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)

No, I think you'll find it's "everybody"

sometimes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'll fucken hurt you in a minute pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

That'll be the cancer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Bounce tumble drier sheets' rejected first draft marketing slogan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Buddy Holly blah blah blah...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

no, no, no, tangles
it's "blah blah blah you look just like Buddy Holly"

I'll be honest, I'm just trying to find earworms that Monty will despise, here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I HATE YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You brought it on yourself
you reminded me of my year in Manor House yesterday. Years of fucking therapy, ruined.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Fair enough mate. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Hitchin, oh dear you'll be too close for comfort.
What are you going there for?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

HAWKLORDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I see.
Fancy a pre-gig pint?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I'll give you a shout when I'm on the train, see what you're up to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Fine.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

just think of surf and bird or mna-mna by the muppets.
I'm off out on the piss tonight.
everyone can expect teary drunken gazes later on.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Surf and bird?
Do you mean Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen you stupid wanker?

PS can't wait for my gaz!!! x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)

are you thinking of it now?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

What, your gaz?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

if you like.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I sure do!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'll wait up for mine!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

you do that nakers, yours will be the teariest of them all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I believe Hitchin to be shit. As is Peter Hitchins.
I would like to see the new Bond film, but as I am on the Stansted express at the moment to head off to Poland it will be a while before I'm able to watch it. Don't manage to get to the cinema that often now as it means arranging baby sitters etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I love you Po-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

pfft check out the poor lad without the home cinema.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

It's a terrible hardship.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

22" inches makes an IMAX in the Battered house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)

certainly makes mrs battered smile.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)

No
no
no
no
hope that helps

SP
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

*fives*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Tune of the day for ya:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTnwZPqy2oA

Been wondering what this one was for a while, finally worked it out. It's great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'm just heading to work, will have to check back later

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

alright broady

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

alright mmpsy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I have been drunk in Hitchin once.
It was ... not great, I'll be honest. The company was OK, mind, but the person concerned lives in Edinburgh now so no luck there.

I am planning "a go" on that there Bond film on Saturday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

you know what badge? I'm not really all that arsed with bond films.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I'm with you normally, I really am. Can take them or leave them
but Mrs B is demanding we go, and some of my friends really want to, so I figure why not?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

if they're paying, why not.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

^ Scotch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

+ soda

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It's all down to how much booze I can take in, I won't lie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I'm off out on the piss tonight.
I may even have 2 beers!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

2!!!???"!111!!!
Steady, sailor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

broke out the emergency tenner.
I'M READY TO PARTY!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Ain't no party like a mumpers party.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I'm an international bon viveur and raconteur.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I like to take a bottle of spirits to films.
This backfired horribly when I went to see End of the Century with a bottle of cognac as I was a) sick and b) unable to remember anything after the first 20 mins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I reckon they can't throw me out of a Bond film
if I'm drinking martinis, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

you'll be shaken, not stirred.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

A martini really should be stirred and not shaken
That bond is a right pleb
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Also it should be gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you know why he gets the chicks?
because he's not a whiny little dick. something to think about there nakers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I guess you'd know, having taken that route to get signed off work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

what, by getting all the chicks?
I'm not sure the work would sign me off for that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Also, the exact amount of vermouth in a martini is measured as follows:
take a bottle of vermouth. Chill a glass with ice. Allow a single, stray beam of light from a high up, dusty window to strike the vermouth bottle and fall upon the chilled glass.

Fill glass with gin.

Done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I believe this was the queen mothers recipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The queen mother would fellate tramps for half a pint of tesco value gin, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

as would I.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Maybe, no way Monty would give up good gin for gum job from that old trout though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

wise man.
I heard she doesn't even swallow
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Doesn't want to water down the gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

But on the other hand
She does give a great 'rusty trombone'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Correct.
I once went to George Martin's Air Studios in Hampstead for the soundtrack launch party to one of the Brosnan Bonds (composer David Arnold was trying to nick my then gf). Unlimited vodka martinis all night long = owww.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Really Monty how fascinating (!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

you didn't mention david arnold looks like a chubby derren brown

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I WAS SAVING THAT YOU CUNT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

only for you
xxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

not even for pay?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

wouldn't be for pay if it was with monty,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

*smug*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

cause you're poor innit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

*wilts*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

*hants*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I sent it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Good lad.
I bet you didn't read the NRAM document though, did you? You fucking lazy hippy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

YES I DID*


*n't
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Put on your music.
Nope.
Yes.
Yes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Thread's dead baby, thread's dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

start a new one then bonehead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I once hitched
From Edinburgh to Glastonbury and back... My final lift was in a Rolls Royce of a chap who owns a chain of stores in Scotland and was going to St Andrews (proud moment of blagging) but I cant remember his name, as it was about 15 years ago now.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Mac-something seems most likely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

YOU MET DAVID SANDS?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I refer you to the bit where I say I dont remember his name
he was a really sound chap to be fair and drove like a lunatic up the A1, after going through a couple of speed cameras asked what the speed limit was as he didnt normally drive but his chauffer was off.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

YOU MET BOBBY SANDS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I wish,
I would have played him like a glockenspiel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

YOU MET COMIC SANDS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

YOU USE COMIC SANS?!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I raped my way up the M1 preying on hitchhikers.
Good times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I've got Sense by Amanda Mair going around my head.
It's a bit of a girly song, but it's not unpleasant. Currently Meatloaf is doing his best to dislodge it but, I'm happy to report, so far unsuccessfully.

Alt: My payday isn't until next week. I'm embarrassingly poor. No, never been.

I have never hitched.

FILM
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)