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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Christmas, eh?! Cuh!!! Eh!!
I mean, eh?

Alt: I quite fancy my name back, please. Should I, or should I continue to have different ones? I like Gonz's different names, so maybe I should become a chameleon of /OT, a kind of - how should I put this - a 'digital Bowie', if you will?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:19, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
ONLY 193 THREADS TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
back to your dream yurt, you alpaca fondling homo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
How many will be about food?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
190
Including a Christmas day ready meal loner special
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
That'll be a great thread, I can see it now
8.43 am Captain Placid - Hey ho everybodlyboodle! I've got a great day planned, I'm going to start by drinking heavily, because it's okay to do that on christmas day and you can't judge me, then at about 10am I'll be meeting up with all my other homeless and unemployed friends and we'll all "TWANG" together, then my girlfriend and her daughter who I don't abuse at all will be cooking a large meal for me which I will mainly spill down my front over my large beergut. What are your plans?

17.43 Localboy - Sounds great, wish I could have been there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Wow, do you do future lottery numbers too?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
now that IS funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Hey Al, you must be psychic!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Oh yeah just mentioned the earlier ones. Crimbo posts that is.
I was in bed at the time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
WITH A FOXY CHICK, I'LL BET!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
It's a bit pervy thinking of your mum like that.
I'm shocked.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Just gaz the mods, they'll change your name back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I'm hoping that the boy who did this will own up,
before the whole class gets put on detention.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I want a fucking apology when, once again, it turns out that I wasn't the name thief and they you have been besmirching me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Get me my thief, Alphonse, or forever find yourself under suspicion.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Whats all that about

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
SP

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Popping in the pop-up subthread here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
That should do it
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
It's Quentin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
At least it's funny whoever it is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
maybe it's me...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
can't be you, it's funny and can spell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
One trillion USD says it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
: (((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Got to hand it to you Nakers you have been v good today

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
+ at wiping up all the little puddles of wee that you routinely leave on the floor

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'm not sure when i became an online dog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
When our favourite plumber kicked the bucket.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
you missed the vicious breakdown because I've put him on ignore.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
link?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
There are no links - all Monty Boyce posts and threads are deleted after a short time.
It wasn't quite the vicious breakdown Chompy would have you believe though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Was it a bitter and slighty over personal Bert-style flipout?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
See below for an example

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
That's not even a three on the Monkeysex Scale
Needs moar graphic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Deleted obviously, but the thread which MMPS popular page posts are from
was all about how my girlfried is a whore and that I am a whiney prick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Oh yeah, he was quite mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Yes, terrible stuff, fucking hell bent on viciousness by repeating the truth, 100% fact, not madeup even
Stop sayin the baroness is a slutty sexworker even though she's the one who told b3ta loads of times because that isn't true, even though if was anyone else I'd be the first person lining up to throw that back at someone. WaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Yes, that's it, exactly like this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I'm sorry, I really dodn't understand what this means.
It's all just a bit Captain Placid.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
He's calling out chompy's wife as a stripper, his argument being that sh herself said she was a stripper on here
therefore it's fairgame to mention and PC shouldn't run crying to the mods
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Hang on. Are you saying the Chompys mrs isn't a stripper?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Chompy's missus is a fucking excellent laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I'm sure she is
but a lot of the respect I had gained for Chompy was on the basis that he was dating a stripper. If she's just a normal attractive girl then I'm far less impressed with him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
it's a catch 22

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Not really
It's just that I now think Chompy is a nice bloke with a nice girlfriend, not a nice bloke who is DATING A STRIPPER!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
What a letdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
are you sure he's not a prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Well he never said stripper did he. I wouldn't really find that offensive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
You're doing an exceptional job at ignoring me PC
Sex worker, stripper, whore, it's all the same thing. By "vicious" attack your whining about semantics. She holds mens willys for money, there you go hope that sounds better for you. I think the point is that she isn't a nun.
(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
*starts countdown*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This pop up guerilla thread concept is ruined by me being on ignore.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
he has twisted it somewhat
i know one ex stripper, who is marrying my wife's oldest friend (they met at my stag do) and another who stills works.

Both are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm finding all this vitarol against your misses quite autistic.
If you wasn't dating her, he wouldn't mention her, 'cus she has nothing to do with this place anymore. And then he calls her all kinds of extremes and wonders why you'd possibly get offended by it; as if it's not perfectly reasonable (and the reaction he wanted) to do soo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
it's almost like he's doing it on purpose...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I for one am shocked that anyone would say something on the internet to get a reaction
*kicks car wing mirror in disgust*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
nice try legless

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Cheers

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Oh also, your wife is a whore.
and other stuff I've just made up.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
tbh we could do with the extra thruppeny a week it would brring in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah', but he appears as if this isn't the reaction that he expects or wants.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
No, he can give it but he can't take it. He used to constantly bait the dancing queen about his girlfriend.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Errrr, no he didn't.
Everyone used to mock Darth for being a huge gaysexual. Because he was a huge gaysexual.

I think you're confusing him with something in your mind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
All water under the bridge
They are best buddies now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I heard they like to touch the tips of their penises together and then giggle.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Who here doesn't like that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Oh yes he did

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Oh no he didn't
*looks out for a crocodile*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
HES BEHIND YOU!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
tick
tock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
bunch of weirdos in this place gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Said one creepy sex pest to the other creepy sex pest.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Alt: I quite like the cut of the new Monty Boyce's jib.
Where for art thou Semen Patel?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Me too, it doesn't bother me one bit to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
you've always been a digital Bowie to me
xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Thanks bbz x x x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Are you trying to cash in on swipes birthday fingering?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
There's plenty o' spare fingers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm not so sure there are
I reckon Swipe can fit a good seven or eight up there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
something about a stripper

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
You've had a drink at lunch?
I bet you're gagging for it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This thread seems to have lost the spirit of Christmas.
Remember folks - it's for the kids, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
alright jimmytangles

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Would you like me to fix it for you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I'd like you to break it!
Know what I mean!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Come back to my dressing room
I'm sure we can sort something out...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Hahahaha.
Wee Jimmy Tangles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I'm fucking well bored now
Come on you cunts, make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I've got a better idea - I'm going home.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20239694
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I thought he'd been dead for years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is step one of the final solution
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20237511
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
That picture is NO WAY Ian Gillan.
Come on BBC - sort out your pic researchers!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I met him once.
Lovely man. Bought me a pint.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You're thinking of Marc Almond.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
That's right.
We pumped 7 pints of sperm out of his stomach.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
do you want to see a picture of the bloody end of my finger where a chopped a chunk out of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Yes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Let me see if I can work out how to make pictures on B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I'll check it tomorrow

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
here you go
sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/546897_10151311474270185_95887756_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Errr.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Alt: To quote that Red Dwarf show you like..
"You never learn do you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I see you've changed your name back in this account to Jim Carrey.
Left the sig as the same though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I don't know who anyone is any more

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
GUESS WHO I AM!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Glove fucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Smell the glove

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Danny Glover

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This guy:
www.songkick.com/artists/225473-g-love
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
He has dropped the "special sauce" from his band name

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This one's Al.
He even used the same phrase when I changed my name, but signed in as his Al account.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I'm this close *holds up fingers a naked apes penis width apart* to getting cross with you over your constant accusations Boyce.
I have never, and will never steal another persons name.

Unless you are Blaireu69 and therefore a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Yeah yeah Al, yeah yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
you rather undermined your first point here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
No I didn't Naked, stop being a stupid cunt like you always are.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Again your post is full of contradictions

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Yeah, since it's got your name in it, it's full of cunts-tradictions
Ashually.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE IS THAT NAKERS IS A CUNT!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
It's all very confusing

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Who were they before?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
They were 'me' briefly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You had the sig "'is ‘client focused and down to earth'"?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
No I never did.
However one of you lot (ie the Montys) had that sig, now young master 'Carrey' here is back with the same one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
No, he didn't, he's lying
That sig is a reference to someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
That's right.
And I know who it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
A b3tan?
Tell the class
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Where did that post go Boyce?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Ah but which Boyce?
You, me or other Boyce? It's so hard to tell these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I saw it too

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Then you know I am correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
What's your problem?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
also, alright 'Jimmy Nail', that'll do

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Why did you delete?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I think it might have been inappropriate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Fair enough, I know nutheeenng

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Us Patels have to stick together.
You're alright you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
There's too many Patels around.
And not just on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
POLITILOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
help me pick what work should buy me for lunch next friday, i've narrowed it down already:
STARTERS
Confit duck and foie gras terrine, grape chutney

MAINS
Suckling pig, apple and Aspalls cyder sauce, roasted Jerusalem artichokes
Roast fore rib of beef, horseradish
Braised shoulder of lamb, dauphinoise potatoes, roast swede

PUDDINGS
Baked Alaska
Tarte Tatin, vanilla ice cream
Bakewell tart and pouring cream
Sticky chocolate pudding, caramel ice cream or crème fraîche
British cheese board, chutney and crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
OK here you go:
STARTERS
Fuck off you bent flid

MAINS
Choke on a sock round Battered's

PUDDINGS
Eat a dick sandwich

x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
grape chutney
roast swede
pouring cream
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
An autist special in otherwords

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
But seriously though
Starter: The duck
Main: The lamb, because dauphinoise potaoes are awesome
Puddings: Cheese board, that way you get two sorts of chutney in your meal and hopefully that'll cause you to die in a fire.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
i was keen on cheese, but i have soft spot for sticky toffee pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
As long as it ends with you dying in a fire, I'm willing to let you choose your own meal.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Cheese boards can be really shit sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It' a bit of a gamble

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I had just had to go to Slough.
It was shit. Unsurprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
YOU DON'T SAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I'm just glad I made it out unscathed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Cuh!! indeed.
I'm afraid, since Rob didn't trust me enough to have any actual mod powers, I can't help you with getting your name back.

I know, I know - b3th in 'is fucking useless' shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
You could talk to your mod friends though couldn't you?
Or is that out of your remit?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I don't have any mod friends.
They won't let me in the club or anything.
Anyone would think I was one of those dreadful 'coloureds'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Eww.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
It's okay, I don't think it's catching.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
GET TO THE BACK OF THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Thanks b3th, it's fine anyway.
Were I to gaz manolith he'd sort it out but I genuinely am not bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I found a picture of Bert
www.flickr.com/photos/kate_d/2594557973/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
The one in his dating profile was better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Scotch cunt
I've been trawling throughthe flickr pool...fuck me, this lot really do live up to the fat/sweaty/virginal/bearded/comedy t-shirt cliches
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
You and me are the only normals on here mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
which section does stunned fall into then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Grotesque, lumbering freaks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Says the grotesque, heroin-chic freak.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)
How dare you?
It's crystal meth chic THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Do they have a special hippy section?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
fopr Tangles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)
there is such a good photo of chomp with his arm around Amberl, looking really rather rapey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Oi!
Fuck you, spackmo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
You're not tagged at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Yeah, I doubt I'm in any of the bash photos.
But I didn't like the implication that I might fit into any of those categories.
I mean, I *do*, but I don't like it being implied.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:18, Reply)
He looks Scottish.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
He is of jockanese extraction
The dating pic alluded to above showed him in a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
he doesn't look as unhinged as he clearly is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
They rarely do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)
What, scots?
I think you'll find we do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)
fuckin rangas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Do you seriously have nothing more interesting to do with your time?
Tralling through photos of people you interactive with on the internet, who all mostly happen to be having a good time, comes off as quite pathetic to me.

You may look down your nose at them lot, but at least they're having a laugh and not....erm.... you know, going through old photos of strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Whilst that's a valid point, as a non-b4sh4, Nakers has no idea what everyone looks like.
I can understand being curious about fitting names to faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This,
I stumbled on bert by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
But he's being more than that, he's going through them and cretiqueing them and using it to make himself feel superior.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)
That's fair enough as well though.
Isn't 'laughing at people on the internet' what we're all here for?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Well not *all* of us.
Soz 'The Resident Loon'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Also if these people lost some weight, dressed better and got some sunshine
Id have nothing to say anyway, so really it their fault
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
It's the only way they'll learn.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
It's tough love b3thy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Yeah', but some of us don't feel complled to do so in order to make ourselves feel superior.
I don't see what the interest is in just going through photos of relative strangers having a good time in a pub, even if I did recongise some of the names.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I was interested to see if people look as spastic as they sound

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)
They do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Shut up you French wanker you're the fucking worst one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Haha whatever, Worzel

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)
You don't appear to be tagged either
I shall therefore assume that you look like AA but frencher
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:58, Reply)
He's had his Oak Flooring lies exposed today and he must be feeling pretty darn low.
If he's found a way to convince himself that he's not a bent spastic (when he quite clearly is) I say let the lad fill his boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)
They're filled with poop : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)
No I'm not
Ive not said anything that hasn't been said before. Anyway if you're happy for your imagine to be posted in the public domain, you should be happy for people to comment.

I don't think you need to white knight the entire b4shing fraternity gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)

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