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 What did you do last night?
	What did you do last night?I bet you didn't see LORD FINESSE (you know, as in 'Funky Technician' etc) like I did. I was exchanging a series of mildly homosexual texts with a friend of mine about how the mighty Lord Finesse was perhaps the best MC of all time when he informed me that he was performing not three bus stops from my house THAT VERY NIGHT and within two hours there I was, and well fuck me he was great.
tl:dr I spent 14 quid to listen to a man say some words
On the minus side I am utterly dying today and there are two very good reasons why I need to be on top form but ah fuck it, what a show.
Question: There's no point in my opening a debate about the best MC of all time with you knobends so I might as well ask about your nommiest cayke or something
Alt: WHY YOU NO RISSEN?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:24, 165 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
 I spent the evening studying at my course. Then went for a curry.
	I spent the evening studying at my course. Then went for a curry. How are you going to afford Christmas presents for Lusty and your daughter now you've spent all your money on a night out?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)
 Through the magic of 'my mate paying'.
	Through the magic of 'my mate paying'.Some of the best magic there is.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)
 He's done a lot of very good things over the years.
	He's done a lot of very good things over the years.With the money he made from a couple of dreadful pop singles he built a studio and set up a record label (Tribal Base) both of which have churned out decent and credible stuff.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)
 I'll go for Michael Curtiz or Mariah Carey
	I'll go for Michael Curtiz or Mariah CareyYou've either got really spaced-out (not that way) bus stops where you live or pedal powered buses.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)
 Monty, I'm really confused as to who all these other names are that were all you yesterday and now aren't you.
	Monty, I'm really confused as to who all these other names are that were all you yesterday and now aren't you.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
 I thought you were supposed to be Jim Carrey?
	I thought you were supposed to be Jim Carrey?In spite of your insistent denials.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)
 You think that's exciting???
	You think that's exciting???Wait 'til you hear about my night...
It started with cooking dinner, then I ate that dinner whilst feeding a baby, then I bathed my son and put him to bed, then I put my daughter to bed, then I did the washing up and made lunch, then I had a joint and a beer and listened to a record and talked to some way cool people* on the internet and then I went to bed ROCK AND ROLL!!!!
tl:dr - Dull man, dull evening.
Surely MC Mikey G is the best MC of all time?
Alt: What?
*Er...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
 I disagree.
	I disagree.For my 21st birthday one of my friends baked a chocolate cake into which he had added a quarter of the finest low grade hashish available in Coventry in the late 90s.
That was an excellent cake.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
 Nothing says the 1980s to me more than dried up, years-old stale repressed Moroccan hashish.
	Nothing says the 1980s to me more than dried up, years-old stale repressed Moroccan hashish.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
 My Ma' makes the best Lemon Drizzle cake EVAH, she's known for it, when she says "Oh lovely, can I bring something?" to parties, the reply is normally "Some of your lemon drizzle cake, if you'd be so kind. It's the best".
	My Ma' makes the best Lemon Drizzle cake EVAH, she's known for it, when she says "Oh lovely, can I bring something?" to parties, the reply is normally "Some of your lemon drizzle cake, if you'd be so kind. It's the best".(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
 You paid to see 'a person who presides over a formal event or entertainment and who introduces guests, speakers, or entertainers:'
	You paid to see 'a person who presides over a formal event or entertainment and who introduces guests, speakers, or entertainers:'Can't see the attraction myself.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
 You'd have loved it.
	You'd have loved it.Half way through the set a load of fat middle aged Brummies started playing acoustic guitars.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
 Shame!
	Shame!I'd have paid to see that.
BTW Coventry is not Birmingham. TRUFAX
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)
 I heard there was also a celebration of the rape and death of teenage girls.
	I heard there was also a celebration of the rape and death of teenage girls.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
 "Hey There Birmingham!"
	"Hey There Birmingham!""This is our last number tonight! I hope you've all had a good time! This song is "Isn't it funny, they way she died, after she slit her wrists and cried"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
 There's a great one that gets requested every now and agin
	There's a great one that gets requested every now and aginIt's about gang rape and subsequent multiple revenge murder by a famous dangerous urban hard-edge MC....
Kenny Rogers' 'Coward of the county' .
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
 I don't get this joke but I'm sure it has them rolling in the aisles in Coventry
	I don't get this joke but I'm sure it has them rolling in the aisles in Coventry(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
 We don't even have any aisles
	We don't even have any aisles They were replaced with large grey precincts and car parks in the 1960s :(
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
 
	 Ah, I see what you did there. You confused a fictional account of the beating up of three rapist brothers from a famous 70's country song with the real life death of a damaged teenage girl.
It's OK, it's easily done.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
 Hahahaha
	Hahahaha'You have to something and something something at the right time'
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
 Escher
	EscherIn other news, Clive Dunne died.
I'm shocked. I thought he'd died years ago.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
 I'm kinda glad it happened really.
	I'm kinda glad it happened really.Because it finally gives the BBC an excuse to rerun Dad's Army. It's been hours since they've been able to do that.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
 When I worked in a hotel I occasionally was called upon to MC at wedding receptions.
	When I worked in a hotel I occasionally was called upon to MC at wedding receptions.I like to think that my LAYDEEESANGENNELMEN! announcements were up there with the greats.
Although I lack the stentorian Brian Blessed voice with the drill sergeant tone of The Resident Loon.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
 This was a subthread last week I think
	This was a subthread last week I think well, sort of, DJ names as an anagram of your board name.
Yours was "MC YoYo Bent"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
 I don't have cake in the house :(
	I don't have cake in the house :(I do however have strawberries, I've just had a shower, my laundry is hanging out, and I aced my exams. :D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
 on the clothes horse, inside, you weirdo.
	on the clothes horse, inside, you weirdo.OH! and now it's raining and I can hear it on the roof.
blimey that makes me happy.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
 I'm not really into 'afters'
	I'm not really into 'afters'An overpriced pile of sugar and butter is not 'my bag' after a decent meal.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
 you're into cheese and pate and quince jelly aren't you? you massive gay.
	you're into cheese and pate and quince jelly aren't you? you massive gay.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
 Jesus Christ look at these:
	Jesus Christ look at these:www.unclebills.co.uk/random-jokes/565-australian-insults
"Got a face like a bashed in shit can"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
 hahaha!
	hahaha!"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram
was up him 'til the bell rang!"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
 yeahhhh that sounds about right actually.
	yeahhhh that sounds about right actually.I love some of those expressions.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
 I went for a curry.
	I went for a curry.I spent the first 10 minutes of my working day on the bog.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
 "If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards."
	"If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards."(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
 Having spent nigh-on 7 hours traipsing around flat viewings
	Having spent nigh-on 7 hours traipsing around flat viewingsI spent the evening drinking wine and watching telly, as the good lord intended.
Is Stepney Green horribly stabby? Saw a couple of nice places there.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
 Nah it's OK. Some of the estates are rough but if you haven't grown up there you aren't going to get involved.
	Nah it's OK. Some of the estates are rough but if you haven't grown up there you aren't going to get involved.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
 There's a link to pictures of the cheeky girls topless
	There's a link to pictures of the cheeky girls toplessand these people don't have any self control.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
 oh christ. I didn't click those links because I'm not a fucking idiot.
	oh christ. I didn't click those links because I'm not a fucking idiot.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
 Offtopic people are more easily led than most.
	Offtopic people are more easily led than most.Therefore a simple ban on going on talk for a few hours might save some fools.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
 See, I wouldn't have known that even existed if you hadn't warned me off
	See, I wouldn't have known that even existed if you hadn't warned me offNow i've seen a picture of some breasts on the internet.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
 You should probably go and kick some car wingmirrors to calm down and distract yourself.
	You should probably go and kick some car wingmirrors to calm down and distract yourself.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
 Everyone round my way is parked legally, so I have no cause to do this.
	Everyone round my way is parked legally, so I have no cause to do this.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
 Cyclists on pavements, neighbours playing loud music and roughsleepers drinking on the streets.
	Cyclists on pavements, neighbours playing loud music and roughsleepers drinking on the streets.(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
 For rough sleepers I make them sleep in my bed while I lounge outside my gate all night drinking super skol
	For rough sleepers I make them sleep in my bed while I lounge outside my gate all night drinking super skolso they can see just how unpleasant it is for me.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
 i went to see skyfall
	i went to see skyfalli complained to a pub about their truly shocking service, and they offered us a free meal. i have replied to say thank you very much but we were after an apology not free stuff. however, as they are offering, they can donate the cost of 3 main courses and 3 drinks to charity, say £30-40.
what's the betting they come back and say "fuck you, our pre-made frozen meals cost us 50p each, so we don't want to do that" ...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
 Good luck getting money out of them. They're in the shit financially.
	Good luck getting money out of them. They're in the shit financially. (, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
 the one we complained about was a fucking fiasco
	the one we complained about was a fucking fiasconeither of the unfortunate bar staff spoke a word of english and we had to point at the drinks. they couldn't understand the food menu, nor could they find the items on the till. when they did enter them, they kept pressing cancel and then having to ask us to order all over again - it took 25 mins to order 1 starter and chips and 2 pies. the bill seemed a bit top heavy, but i'd lost the will to live by then. i felt v sorry for the staff as not one senior or experienced team member was anywhere in sight.
when the food finally came, i got 2 identical starters and no chips, which explained the higher bill, and my friend got the wrong pie, and had to wait 20 mins for a new one. our second round of drinks never came. the final straw was on the way out, when the manageress suddenly appeared, and told me i couldn't leave because i'd only paid for one starter.... i am normally v polite, but that was just too much!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
 the fullers on brook green is amazing, even for a snobby chick like me
	the fullers on brook green is amazing, even for a snobby chick like mebut some of them are proper shit
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
 I should clarify, I didn't mean that all Fullers did good value meals,
	I should clarify, I didn't mean that all Fullers did good value meals, just that a main meal and a drink for a tenner is pretty good value. Assuming it's a reasonable meal obviously.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
 their mains are about £10-£15 i think
	their mains are about £10-£15 i thinki didn't want to take the piss. but i think they should give the money to charity.
i also know they won't.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
 I once made the mistake of ordering a 'sausage platter' in one of theirs.
	I once made the mistake of ordering a 'sausage platter' in one of theirs.I would rather be buggered by an angry bear than eat that again.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
 I tend to find the better London pubs are operated by Geronimo Inns or the Real Pub Company.
	I tend to find the better London pubs are operated by Geronimo Inns or the Real Pub Company.Certainly better food.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
 I would rather suck the shit out of a camel's arse than eat in a Fuller's
	I would rather suck the shit out of a camel's arse than eat in a Fuller's(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
 meh, i had mushrooms on ciabiattia and cheesy chips
	meh, i had mushrooms on ciabiattia and cheesy chipshow wrong can it go?
oh.
wait...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
 their apology was the free meal.
	their apology was the free meal.and you threw it all away for "charity"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
 i was going to glue its fur to my clunge
	i was going to glue its fur to my clungeand pretend i don't really have syphilis
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
 Local rapper to me called Chris Leese, did very well in a national freestyle competition
	Local rapper to me called Chris Leese, did very well in a national freestyle competitionI have no idea if that's good or not, but I've heard a couple of his tracks, not bad at all. I also couldn't give a shit what you think about it, you fucking bellend.
In other news, a woman has just come into our office, and she has a rather lovely bottom.
Morning all
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
 May have to give that a listen in a bit
	May have to give that a listen in a bitStuck on his track with Abdominal last night, still fucking fantastic.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
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