Weekend stuff?
What have you all got planned for this Autumn weekend?
as well as the usual mundane household crap I'm having a visit from a Psychic Medium thingy on Sunday via a friend. Now I'm inclined to feel this is a load of hooey but part of me is a bit apprehensive.

Thoughts?

Alt. Best Sunday Dinner ever

Alt. Alt. Most annoying Number 1 song

(I'm usually a lurker so don't hate!)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:53, 95 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hello Geordie Jay.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Hooey is right. You should punch the charlatan in the face and then ask them why they failed to predict and therefore avoid the assault. Then stab them.

Alt: I am veering towards belly pork as my favourite roast these days, which is super controversial for me as I am a big fan of beef. I do like a goose, also. Fuck it roast dinners are all great (unless you get one from The Royal Inn on the Park, London E9, last Sunday).

Altalt: The Chicken Song by Spitting Image is a very real contender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

:)
Im not one for violence against women.

Still i could always say it was to prove authenticity
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh man you haven't lived!
The fear in their faces just before you fuck their shit up is PRICELESS!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It's more fun if they seem quite perky.
*strike a happy medium lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Psychic via a friend?
They will obv have quizzed your friend about you for dead relatives, etc, ready to make it seem like they're "psychic".

When I see one go on"cold" and provide genuine specifics about someone FOR FREE, I'll think about believing in it. Until then its all hokey crap, and worst of all preying on the vulnerable and gullible.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Apparently
She doesn't let you ask questions and tells YOU things about your past, present and future.
The friend Im seeing her through has only known me a couple of months so I'll see what she comes up with.

I know people who have seen her already and they said it was weird.

Open minds and all that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Hello Geordie Jay
I kindly request an update on this event 1st thing Monday.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)

it's as simple as saying things that are vague enough to apply to many people but accuarte enough that with you subconsciously filling in the detail seem to be true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)

cf horoscopes
ALL LIES FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Like the same thing happens to 1/12 of people at the same time.....
Typical Aries. .
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

GeordieJay - good morning sir/madam
This weekend I'm ferrying the kids to parties and eating home made curry

Alt:
Roast beef, roast potato, Yorkshire Puddings, gravy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I'm a Sir!
and that sounds like a hassle! Lets hope there's a good spread on!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Hello GeordieJay sir then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Watch these videos:
old.richarddawkins.net/videos/3414-richard-dawkins-interviews-derren-brown

regardless of what you think of Derren or Richard the part on cold readinga nd how it works is very interesting and would arm you with some knowledge of how these grief leeches operate. At this point I must call you a fuckwit for even haing this bint over.

also welcome, do stay, we need the fresh meat to bully
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Northern meat at that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Whippet steak is a little lean for my tastes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Try the pigeon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

pigeon chimney sweep
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

From the Dick Dastardly cook book

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

It's all in the name of fun
It's a few bob for an hour or so on a Sunday before I go for a nice carvery somewhere...

I'm open minded but won;t be convinced unless she get details nobody could know
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

WATCH THE VIDEO
also don't be a pikey, go to a proper pub for lunch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Carvery's are pikey?
Toby one's yes but I'm looking for a nice olde pub one. Somewhere round Didsbury for anyone familiar with Manchester.

Suggestions welcome.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

All you can eat over cooked meat and boiled to death veg for £4? Pikey
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I suggest you avoid the Manchester area as if it was riddled with bubonic plague*.
Hope this helps x


*in truth, it probably fucking is anyway
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

In case you hadn't realised while you were stalking this place
we're a little judgemental
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Perhaps the lurking was mainly done during the 'good' 'Resident Loon' days?
Pre '/talk 2.0'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

*glazes over*
*sighs with resignation*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

*starts a Wilf-style posi-thread*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I've lurked for a good few years now!!
I've posted very rarely but time to get amongst it and have my character well and truly dissected by strangers on the internet!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh I already had that down.
This thread has went kinda well so far!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

oh, and
alt: roast beef and ALL trimmings

altalt: Agadoo, without a doubt.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)

So geordieJay, you say you'e a lurker, do you mean you lurk here in OT reading all this shit we write?
lolling to yourslef and sadly shking your head at Dozer's outfit of the day posts?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Most likely
It seems they have gone back to lurking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Aye... kinda!
Passes the time at work :)

Thought I'd join in though to make it go even quicker
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

So who is your favourite?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I'm still deciding.
Now laden me with gifts!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Put Nakers on 'ignore'.
That's my gift to you - the gift of sage advice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

This advice is best taken with pork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

^ You see, 'GeordieJay'?
Do you see what you will be spared if you take my advice?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)

hahhaa, your such a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I did click ignore
instead of reply... It was a mistake, honest!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I can't believe they've turned you already : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

:)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Let's call it a 'happy accident' then shall we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Like you did in trollies on the train this morning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Yes, only happy and mildly less faecal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Wet Ham Man, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

oh man, bullied by Nakers :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Don't believe any of that old bollocks
Alt: I've always been a roast beef kind of guy, but had some roast pork recently which was excellent. With home made roast spuds and Yorkshire Puds you can't lose.

AltAlt: That annoying Robbie Williams effort that's on the radio every 2 minutes. Fucksake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

YO REV WHAT'S UP?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Yo Monters
Looking good mate. Yourself?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Bunch of shit, old boy. Bunch of shit.
But at least it is Friday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Sorry to hear of your woes
Bitches be trippin'. Snakes with tits, the lot of 'em.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Sho' nuff, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Wedding tomorrow,
I was on the B list so only got invited on wednesday, still need to work out how to get there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

P-RACTICE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Is this some sort of music "joke"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)

quotationsbook.com/quote/31803/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

rejected again
where is it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Southam in Warwickshire.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Train to northampton
bus to daventry, bus to southam... 2 hours 20 mins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Why don't you just drive?
Anyway they can't like you that much if you were only invited on Wedsnesday, so why bother?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

That's not far from me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

+ enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Hooey?
I put it to you, Sir, you mean Hokum and Nonense.

"I'm sensing an older man connected to you, who has passed on. I think the letter G is important... Does the name 'Granddad' mean anything to you?"

Alt: roast dinners are shit. I'd rather have a nice steak.

Alt Alt: that bastard Whitney Houston bastard song. Or that bastard Bryan Adams bastard song. Or that bastard Rihanna bastard song.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Aiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiiiiiii...willll alwaaaaaays looove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*repeat as necessary *
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

That is never necessary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I'm sensing something.....oh, yes. NONCE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

mr b3th fixed it for me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

B3333th, b33333th, loook into my eeeeyyyyeess......
I'm sensing an older man connected to you, and I am sensing the involvement of an avuncular Irish radio and Eurovision presenter in this....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)

What?
How... how did you know that?

It must be magic!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

+ FM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

'I got my first real sex dream'?
That one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I think she means
"Everyzimm I Do"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

played with it till my fingers bled?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I'm not a fan of a roast dinner. I like the leftover sandwiches, but thats about it.
I just find them all a bit dull, with the slight exception of when I really fancy one every 6 months or soo.

But while we've got a food thread going, I'm planning on doing a really posh meal for myself on saturday, to christan the kitchen. I'm thinking of doing calve's liver and crispy pancetta, fondent potatos, cripsy fried onions, onion puree and a sauce of some kind. I saw it on Master Chef Pros.

Anyone else got any good ideas for a good proper first meal?

I might start doing video-blog diary of food, as I want ot learn how to do basic video editing anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Surely your kitchen should be havinga Bar mitzva?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:03, Reply)

A "breakfast bar" mitzvah if you will

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Stick with that, Gonz.
You won't go far wrong. Don't over cook the liver, get the butcher to cut it 1.5cm to 2cm thick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Take a ruler, they like it when you "help"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Thanks man, I do a pretty mean bit of liver. You're spot on, thick cut, and the pan should be as hot as it goes for a short time, just 'till you get a nice crust.
And I dust it with flour and a bit of seasoning, to help crisp it up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

At Christmas
I do pancetta pan fried with brussel sprouts. an acquired taste but I love it!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I reckon I'd like that.
I love crushed brussels with butter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Alt: LAMB
AltAlt: We're no strangers to looooooove....
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Oh God
Y'all bin Rickrolled!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

alright GeordieJay?
As a lurker, who are the best and worst OT posters?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I've not been paying enough attention
to warrant a point system.

*scribbles furiously*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I told you that Tory nonce is Lord McAlpine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)