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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 0:45,
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Oh what a glorious morning it is Windy !Today's a day that is really going to FUCK YEAH.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 7:44,
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morning gonz.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:11,
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Oh man, Ringofyre's just said that a silly photo on QOTW 'looks like AB'.How will I recover from this?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:35,
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suicide.It's the only way to end his campaign of bullying.
Funny how the moral arbiter of qotw has been stepped for trolling and likes to bully other posters innit?
I think he's possibly the most confused poster we have.
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Ah now, there's the OK Cupid account and the gazzing of Poppet, despite being a married man in his fifties to consider as well.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:45,
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Yeah, come onlink it up, don't dangle that juicy carrot of almost certain hilarity and then leave us to search ourselves. I bet this is going to be the funniest thing we've ever seen on QOTW.
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There's a long tedious story to work through first:www.b3ta.com/questions/deconstruction/post1780885
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:55,
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you know that sterotype about aussies being thick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:08,
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A lot of therapy. Clearly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:49,
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yeah I'm fine spazmodium.just heating up the leftover roast vegetable salad...
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Who wouldn't want to be romantically engaged by rib of fyre(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:49,
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not to my knowledge...perhaps it was some other young female of b3ta?
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There are no young females on offtopicYou know this, we know this.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:21,
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No10 min wait for the bus, fuckin 3rd world Britain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:47,
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I really amBut I have a whole day of training to look forward to, yey!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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Lesson one - dropping trou before evacuatinglesson two - wiping, the do's and don'ts
lesson three - washing hands, why it's important
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This was the direction I was going to take(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:55,
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I really want this to be IT training conducted by Kroney.This idea amuses me greatly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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It's about digital capability so your close(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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Al's fingering masterclass?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:54,
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Ginger birds - wouldblonde birds - would
brunette birds - would
Naked Apes wife - Hmmmmmm, double bagger maybe.
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You can use the two large McDonald's bags that your wife's breakfast came in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:56,
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Oh, I say.rousing ovation from the crowd, there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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Alright WPBored with your holiday already?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:49,
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home innit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:06,
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Today - yesLoads to do but coffee and porridge will sustain me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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*porridge high-fives*Get some coffee ASAP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:56,
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I have coffee!!! OMG we could be brothers!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:59,
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I had tea and muesli I'm so alone :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:02,
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I had tea and weetabixSo close, tangles. So close.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46,
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If everyone can imagineThat I have made a witty repost regarding Al and Sporters stirring each others porridge that would be very much appreciated.
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whats that then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:07,
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It's a film Windy PigIt's a film based on a popular book by Max Brooks. The book is written as an historical assessment of a zombie apocalypse and how humanity managed to overcome it.
The film appears to be a poor quality action film starring Brad Pitt and a lot of CGI zombies.
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The book sounds alright.Brad Pitt has done some ok films in the past.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:13,
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I thought you were going to txt to let me know you got back safe :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:12,
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Sorry mumpsy, Didn't land till late, and didn't want to wake you. You're so sweet when you sleep.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:14,
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I wasn't sleeping, I stayed up all night waiting for the txt :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:14,
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Did you pass the time by drinking Buckfast and eating deep fried popcorn?(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Deep fried popcorn sounds nice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:20,
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How Do WPI have a new breakfast regime of a slice of ham with my morning cuppa, as protein is better brain food than carbs. I am testing whether it makes me feel more alert in the mornings, and so far so good although that might also be the not drinking the last couple of nights.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:17,
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Try drinking in the morningsYou will feel alert and massively confident
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:20,
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Also, keep a bottle of vodka in your desk and take regular swigs throughout the day You'll find it makes the working day flow much more easily.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:24,
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*makes notes**falls off chair*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:27,
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it is important to ensure ones blood/alcohol level doesn't drop too low.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:38,
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It's like diabetes, but with booze.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:44,
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could be.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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steak and eggs, breakfast of championsOne of the best things to do is drink a pint of water first thing.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:26,
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Soon as I get into work I grab a pint glass and get some waterso I've got that covered.
Steak sounds a bit intense for breakfast, but I might give it a go. Would this be a regular steak e.g. 8oz fillet or some kind of special breakfast steak, perhaps thinly sliced or something?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:36,
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The old adage is to breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dine like a pauper.So perhaps go for the bigger steak for breakfast.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:38,
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I think a few small thin steaks with a couple of eggs would be fucking amazing for breakfast(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:41,
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googling has an american recipe that advocates 2 steaks and 4 eggsthe fat fucking bastards.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:43,
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They appear to be doing it correctly(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46,
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that really wasn't worth the effort, in hindsight. Soz Nakers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:43,
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Yeah but the same sort of studiesshow that an apple is better than a cup of coffee to get you going in the morning...
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Either dropped onto your face would work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:42,
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Any article that starts "studies show" is invariably an epic pile of bollocks.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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Studies show that this is usually true.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46,
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Yeah. You alright?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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alright The AWESOME Win Pug.It's a fucking GLORIOUS day here at Sunny MPA, just gone half past 8 in the morning and the temperature's already TOO DAMN HOT at 15.2C.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:33,
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