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Good morning, customers of /OT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:42, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm just browsing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)
I'm afraid that by replying to me
you are now in effect a paying client.

May I ask how your customer journey is going, so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Sorry, I've decided to leave this shopping experience.
Please don't try to contact me again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Sorry, but your saying 'sorry' is a legal admission of guilt
and you cannot now get out of this binding contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Ok, I'll send you my credit card details.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Morning AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
There's a strange man in my house,
Drilling holes in stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)
I see.....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I don't, I was in bed, deciding what sort of hangover i was going to have,
And he started hammering on the door. I got dressed, opened the door and he just sort of piled in with all his gear, and started putting up some blinds. I know we ordered some blinds, didn't realise they came with a man to install them. I don't really know what to do. I'm just sort of sat here, watching him
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Watch him carefully.
I suspect this 'blinds' story is a front to distract you whilst he fulfils his real mission to instal covert surveillance equipment on behalf of the world's secret Jew masters.

Honestly mate it happens all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
lazy wank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Are you sure that this isn't just the plot to a homosexual porn film?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
possible.
Very possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Maybe the whole thing is just a sexy, sexy (d)ream?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
he keeps asking me questions and making small talk.
I don't think he realises how hungover I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Why not show him, through the medium of mime?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
i might vomit in his tool box.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Morning, dipshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I say, no need for colourful language like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
hey babygirl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I beg your fucking pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I say, no need for colourful language like that.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I said, 'hey babygirl'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)
you'll have to forgive him, he's getting ona bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I read that as 'I am a frankly worrying compulsive onanist'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
bummers are deaf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I'm only here for the shoplifting.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)
*unites*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
That's an improvement on the all too obvious and unfunny strikethrough I realised I'd set myself up for.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Luckily Monty is on hand to oblige.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
*high fives self*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
A more accurate description might be *claps like a spastic*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Dirty bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Go fuck yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I am *so* pleased with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I wouldn't be, it took you three days...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
If at first you don't succeed, try, try a...oh hello mum,
I'm afraid it is exactly what it looks like. Yeah just put it down there, cheers. Biscuits too! How kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Whoomp! There it is.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

high fives fists
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

only here for the shoplifting trying to stick my cock up my arse

Not again! Dude, you can't do it. Come on, give it up, it's never gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Good morning. Is sir looking for anything in particular?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)
a bumming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Where's Nakers?
i want to spend my day calling him moustache related nicknames.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You bullied him off the board

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
He's gone to this forum instead:
www.handlebarclubforum.org/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
only because I like chatting to your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
She said to tell you she thinks you are a bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Shut up 'Magnum'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
He needs to grow a stiff, hairy, upper lip.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
yes, becasue he clearly DOESN'T have a moustache at present

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
He is now the baby Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
He's not the messiah
He's a very bent spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)
What for?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Because he has a moustache*















*he doesn't have a moustache, but that's beside the point by now.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Were pics involved?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
No, but it's obvious he has a mosutache
because when you say to to him 'how's the moustache?' he denies having one. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Well durr
*titgazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
There is a picture of me witha moustache for Movember last year, but I'll be dammed if I'm posting it here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Oh go on, Ralph Moustachio.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
He's 51, you know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
scarpe is?
He looks much older.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Have you ever seen this film?
It's a documentary about Nakers getting up in the morning:

uk.imdb.com/title/tt0120749/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
why is Bruce trying to make that child suck him off?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Because he realised he was never gonna get his cock up his own arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Scarpe is Bruce Willis?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
He was never the same after 'The 6th Sense', apprently.
Really put the willies up him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I'd like a refund on yesterday, please.
It was shoddy and useless. You owe me 24 hours. I know my rights.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Hey, aren't you the same b3th who only two days ago asked:
"Alt Alt: Why is everyone banging on about xmas music? It's fucking November!"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Aw, don't be mean.
Can you imagine her excitment when she thought of that. I bet she just couldn't wait to December. She was giggling when she typed it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
But all the kids had xmas names
I wanted to join in so they thought I was cool.

It's just peer pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
And if all the other kids deleted their accounts and killed themselves would you do the same?
Well, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
*mumbles*
Sorry Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Hopefully she would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Bullying.
On the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
quick you go first, I stay and see if she follows
also why haven't you changed you name to any one of the excellent suggestions from yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Because the suggestions were rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I dunno "santas little helper" I thought they were a great fit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I was hoping for something more original than a name referencing my height.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I have one for you:
'Eppy New Year'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Oh come on. Do I get NOTHING for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I only just got it
and no, you get nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Merry Fitmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Away in a Monger ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Merged with Monty's suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
We are like the Hale and pace of off topic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
you can be the fat one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Epic Zing

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
it's the only thing i know about you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I could ask you the same question.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I'm enjoying being your saviour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Morning all

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I'll reply to you, even if the rest won't.
Morning sporto.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I like you the bestest tangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Yes I agree
he is definitely the best pan-pipe playing eco-yurt dwelling knob jockey on here. Well, top five anyway. Top five today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
YES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Yeah wotevs m8

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
All? ball? call? wall? stall? fall? gall? tall? hall?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Good morning.
It's a bit windy out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Candle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Candle IN THE WIND!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU SEE MY JOKE??????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
your joke burned out lontg ago

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
To explain, Jeff here referred to it being windy,
and I combined that with the name of a popular song which also mentions candles in the title!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
thanks for this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
No problem!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Always thought you had more than a little of the 'Elton John' about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
No, it's Thursday!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Feeling better then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Match fit and reporting for duty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
We might have a special guest
Joining us tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Barryfromeastenders?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
+needs

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
A Naked_Ape comedy sockpuppet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Ted Rogers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Tom O'Connor?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Rob Curling?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Henry Kelly?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Paul Daniels?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Come on Jeff, don't leave us hanging like this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Alright Jimmy Somerville.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
john candy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Christopher Lilicrap?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Gaz Top?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Five Star?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Gunther?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Luke Goss?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Craig Charles?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Roy Castle?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
The fit bird that lives 3 doors up from me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
The Greggs hat that Swipe found on her night out last night?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
One of the twins from Fun House?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Herpes Simplex 10?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
The Queen?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Peter Sutcliffe?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
John of Gaunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Gregori Rasputin?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
The North Sea?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
A modicum of self respect?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Highly unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Haile Selassie?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Pope Gregory IX?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Dave Lee Travis?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
The 9 Muses of Ancient Greek mythology?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Joseph Mengele?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Nadine Dorres?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Martin Clunes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Anne Haddy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
*has stroke*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
gerontophile

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
John Craven's ill-advised foray into 'adult television'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
very good
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You called?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Swipe's Ex?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
i still can't believe there was a greggs hat on the floor on my walk home
i had to LOL. thank you for the beautiful rendition...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
We were in fits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Poor Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
it was just there... in a puddle....
.... at the side of the road....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
lesson in life, never walk behind Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Greggs Adventure!
b3ta.com/links/602514
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Do YOU work for Greggs? Hmmm.
Bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Vivean Gray?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
WHERE WE GOING WHERE WE GOING WHERE WE GOING?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
PUB

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Not 'the' pub?
You know, that one in London?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
The very same!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I heard they serve beer and "pea-nuts"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i'm not gay.
Happy candle Geoffrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Happy Candleday Canine Molester

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Coming for a drink on Friday then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Is THAT who the 'special guest' was?
No offence Lighty, but I think Jeff built this up a bit too much.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
"a bit"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Well, I was going to bring my close personal friend Kate Silverton
but I won't bother now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
alright Lighto?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Good good
Your good self, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
not bad
Have you checked out any more LCD Soundsystem?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Good Lord man, are you their PR person?
I'll get round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I take it back.
Is she pregnant again? She looks good knocked up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Well, I don't like to brag...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
well he is a hand wringing liberal prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Kate Silverton looks like Gok Wan.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
A SEXY Gok Wan.
I'd bang Gok Wan. If I was a woofter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I'd bang you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Woofter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Could do I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Ohmygod happy candle, Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I have started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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