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This is the futurewww.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/22/bionic_mannequins_are_looking_at_you/
And it's pretty creepy.
Alt: What shall I cook for dinner, I've had chips today so something relativly light plz xxx
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Oh and someone hacked into Sally Bercows twitter and posted a rather hilarious tweet. "Hello 1000s of followers (funking lunatics). Stupid woman - password softearev."
I don't get that password, is it meant to stand for something?
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today is Thanksgiving You're meant to eat an extravagant meal
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:26,
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I think I might have roast beef tomorrow, so I'll be thankful for that.Maybe tonight I'll get some carrots and cover them in Marshmallows and then deep fry a turkey like you crazy cats.
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umNo
I've never deep fried a turkey or put marshmallow on carrots
We're having baked ham, vegetables not covered in sweet, and some potato salad
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:33,
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I'd actually really like a turkey frier to make all grain beer, but you can only get them for about £90 herewhich is a bit expensive.
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Unless you can flash-fry a buffalo in itit's clearly not big enough.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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Buffalos don't even have wingsStoopid merkins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:44,
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Jessica Simpson was only ever sexy in that video with Willie nelson.Everything else, meh
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OddAlt: Chicken of some variation? Last night I had a chicken breast with steamed vegetables and gravy. Not the most interesting, but nice enough.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:27,
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Sweet chilli chicken, can't go wrong(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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well you could undercook the chicken and get salmonella and shit yourself to death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:44,
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With the fresh ingredients it's not too heavy and you'll jhave left overs for lunch tomorrow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:49,
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I'm amazed you haven't linked to the story about tit pox today(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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no, this is an intervention(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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Last night I had a warm saladChilli-roasted butternut squash, mushrooms and peppers on a bed of spinach & rocket with blue cheese sprinkled on top and a dash of habanero Tabasco, I tell you what it was fucking delicious.
Cue some internet flid saying it needs BAYCON etc but it doesn't. Cheap, light but filling and a) good for you and b) really fucking tasty
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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I would have turned your spinach bed into bacon, cos I'm the mutha-fuckin messiah(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:56,
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I would have punched your fucking teeth inbut I was too busy knobbing your wife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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Poor Mary Magdelanethat's right Dan Brown was fucking right!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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He was a yid, no bacons for jebus(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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I got some smoked salmon that needs to get eaten today/tomoSo I'm going to do what I did on sunday which was to make a giant chorizo yorkshire pudding, and use that as a sandwich containing smoked salmon, aspagous and a dill'n'horseraddish sauce.
In reality, it sounds like a lot of bother, but it'll take max 15 minutes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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maybe he usees the tasty orange fat that cmes out of chorizio when you cook it as the cooking oil?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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are you having trouble controlling the volume of your voice?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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I've decided I'm going to shoutily and patronisingly agree with you when you say something stupid from now on.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
well see below you arogant fuck-wit, becasue it's exactly what Gonz was suggestingso wind you neck in, turn your rapey little eyes to the floor and go fuck yourself.
xxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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put chopped chorizo in the batter before you cook it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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I put chopped chorizo in your mum's batter before i cock it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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her, not it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:10,
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the it refers to her batteran by extension her cunt hole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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Yorkshire pudding where I fry up some chorizo and use that to flavour the oil, and it gives you little crunchy bits.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:09,
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I know we discussed the pudding cooking methods on faceachebut, seriously, some of those ingredients just don't go together. At all.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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What ones?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:10,
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I think it's easy just to say all of them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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I think mankind disagrees with you.https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=balini&aq=f&oq=balini&aqs=chrome.0.57j0l3.2298&sugexp=chrome,mod=0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=smoked+salmon+blinis&oq=smoked+salmon+b&gs_l=serp.3.0.0l4.5330.10873.0.11917.30.21.2.7.7.0.136.1928.13j8.21.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.P7rTRcUHcq0&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=d4627b57ea6b812a&bpcl=38897761&biw=533&bih=805
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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nah, I get the salmon and horseradish, just not the choriizo, dill, and yorkshires, rthat's all mental(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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It's not a lot of horseraddish, same with the chorizo.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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OK, so chorizo and horseradish are powerful flavourssmoked salmon, dill and asparagus are very subtle. Consequently, it's pointless combining them all.
You could probably make smoked salmon and horseradish go together. Wasabi goes with smoked salmon if done carefully. Certainly, dill goes with salmon, and probably with asparagus although I'm not conviced about that. Chorizo doesn't go with any of it. You'r flinging a strong, earthy, meaty flavour at something fresh and subtle. Not good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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smoked salmon and hordradish is excellentjust a tiny wee bit though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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I would remove the chorizo element and after that I think it'd be good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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I would remove my cock from my own arse but I'm enjoying bumming myself way too much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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I can't see what the asparagus is adding tbhand it'd be a lot cleaner and fresher without the dill.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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Because I need at least some vegtable in my diet.And it does work well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:21,
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it feels like two recipes that have had some sort of horrible car accident(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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So would Scarpe's arse, but he does so love things up there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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With the chorizo, it's small tiny 0.5cm chunks, so you don't get it in every bite. And you don't get aspagous in every bite eaither.The entire batter doesn't taste of chroizo, it just has a hint of the oils.
Smoked salmon and horseraddish (and beatroot) is very traditional, if you look up some stuff called Chrain you can see the jews have been doing it for ages.
It's esenchally a giant bilini.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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except a blini wouldn't have chorizo in itwhether you have it in every bite isn't really the point. It doesn't go. Ditto, the asparagus
If you like it, knock yourself out, but I doubt many others will. If you want to learn, properly learn, how to cook really good food it's important to understand what actually goes together as flavours in ways that appeal to everyone, not just you. Becuase, no offence, you like American sweets, so your palate may just not be the best indicator of what's good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:25,
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For some reason, I reckon she'd be absolute FILTH in bed.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:28,
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If she has Maori in her, she beat the crap out of you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:29,
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At the risk of souding less of a cuntI think the concept's really quite cool - making a meal out of a blini - but you really don't need half the stuff that's in there.
Lose the chorizo, the asparagus and possibly the dill, serve it with watercress or rocket or something to get your greens, job done.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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There was only a very, very small risk of you sounding less of a cuntbut all the same well done for sidestepping it x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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Out of interest, if I told you lobster and vanilla go together, what would you say?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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yeah, that would probably work.you'd need to be careful not to use too much vanilla, and it would probably need to be in a cream-based sauce, but yeah, vanilla is subtle enough to complement the flavour of lobster.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:25,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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Mine never arrived :o(((((((((((((((((((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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does that come witha suck job from tangles?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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It sounds like there's nothing in that technology they're not already using.Just putting a snooty human face on it.
Alt: soup and a crusty roll.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:30,
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You've got a human face written all over your face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:33,
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what animal do you reckon has the worst tasting jizzz?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:37,
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something aquatic i reckon, maybe a cuttlefish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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i'm eating a fist full of cheeriosor dinner as i guess you know it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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I've not eaten a bowl of cereal for a good twenty years(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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Can't beat cognac for breakfast eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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£10 off 70cl Courvousier at Sainsbury's at the mo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Tesco Finest XO is really, really good value at £28.Top drawer coggers right there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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That's because you have sialorrhea you moon faced mong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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The Tesco Metro by mine doesn't sell it.Either that or Lusty has paid them to hide it whenever I go in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Probably this. Your last gaz made me do a publol btw.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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This should be on QOTW suggestions(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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Alt: Rustlers BBQ Rib(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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you make me sickI did not create pigs to be turned into that monstrosity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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I am the futurei am the begining and the end, the alpha and the omega
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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This baby jesus thing is rubbish(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:22,
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well, it's a shit christmas name, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:34,
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i am the begining and the end, the alpha and the omega
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:22,
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Lovely dialogue between EMV and you on QOTW. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:24,
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sometimes, i wonder if emv and monty are secretly really good mates, and are having us both on, like that famous baldmonkey/twohats thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:34,
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problem is EMV does get the better on montywhich makes him look shit as he picked the fight in the first place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:35,
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i dunno, Emvee definitely comes across as a complete prick in general, whereas we know monty is actually alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:51,
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well, i think he's alright, you can think he's a prick if you like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:10,
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