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NEW THREAD TIMEI have to squeeze in all my new threads today on this most magical day, so here's another one.
Tell me all about your Christmas plans so I can enjoy the fact that mine are better.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm going to Germany to browse around the Christmas markets and get snowed on.Is yours going to be better than that?
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Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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yes.Also hate to tell you but all the German christmas markets are in Manchester so you're going to an empty square.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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just saw your sig. Love it.Donny Crane.
Denny Crane.
DONNY CRANE.
DENNY. CRANE.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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My mum doesn't think I'm a creepy sex pest?That's probably a good thing.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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I plan to post you a dog's head and burn your house down.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:02,
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In the run up to Christmas I am going to be travelling the worldScooping up all the spiders, snakes, sharks and stingrays I can find, so that just before Christmas I can dump them all in Australia.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:03,
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After that I'll spend Christmas Day with my folks, sister and brother-in-lawI will eat turkey, open presents, and watch whichever Pixar film is on tv while the 'rents snore on the sofa.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Hate to break it to you but they're already there dude.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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Not ALL of themEvery single venomous and/or bitey bastard in the world will be crammed into that country.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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Good luck getting a foreign species into Australia,they are really funny about that shit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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We've done it once, we can do it again(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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If Wiggy annoys me on the flight I'm going to stuff his suitcase full of dead leaves.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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That's... odd(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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go to my dads house and have a nice dinner and some booze.Watch the Christmas movie, go for a walk, watch some more rubbish TV, have a nap, watch some more tv and go to bed. I don't think you can beat that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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having a tramp shit in my open mouth could beat that.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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Woah. Bit much.Monty has a toilet you know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32,
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A massive party like last yearA turkey big enough for 20 and enough wine to floor a buffalo at 320 paces
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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The straight-to-DVD sequel to Sleepless in Seattle.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:09,
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Apparently we are going to be building alot more towns like MK and Welwyn. Loving the lebensraum!
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It would be awful if every CITY in the country was a net contributor to the ecconomy :(((((, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
there are other measures by which to measure somewhere aside from economic output(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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meh, I am in WGC right now, and I can tell you it's fucking horridand from what I remember of MK, it's fucking horrid as well.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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Christmas day at home in front of the TVNo family, should be good! The missus will be joining later in the evening.
Boxing day, seeing the family then, having a nice day with lots of nommy food.
After that, zero plans.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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I'm going to see Kroney so we can talk shop about my new career in "IT"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:09,
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The first subject being "What does IT actually stand for?"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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are you going to fix my laptop on fri? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????????????(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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it's also going to annoy you that every single clock is wrong(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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yeah but then they changed the times again!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:31,
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save your palms for working their magic on my clocks and laptop!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41,
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Given her history of buying crap because it was pretty, I'm going to guess OSX?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:45,
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I think her laptop's a Dell, so it'll be Windows of some description.At least I hope it is, I can make a boot disc.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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You ever used Hiren's BootCD?Handy little tool to have, I've found.
Not as much use as a proper boot disc, mind, but still has it's uses (often in backing up)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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I always hate it when you IT guys ask that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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I'll have a look.I've totally forgotten what you were complaining about, though.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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it's deadyou turn it on and it says "disk read error" on a black screen and nothing else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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you need to RAM it more then reset the mainframe with a "trojan reset"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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That means it can't see the hard diskSo that's probably because it's dead, dying, or the connections are screwy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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easy fix, remove the bottom of the laptop and simply add a web cam and pointing at the hard disk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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Good to see I'm not the only one here who knows what they're talking about(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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I was waiting for a "chins" comment...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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i don't think Kroney is qualified to fix that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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FFSwww.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20515918
Homebrew isn't so boring now is it you H8ters
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I don't think any of the booze I buy ever comes in at under 45p/unit anyway.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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I bet he's too weak to even lift a bottle of white lightning.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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No, she drinks Kestrel Super.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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ok, what have i got....... weekend before christmas am going to the house in cornwall for some frozen beach action. then barbados for some sunny beach action over christmas. then seeing the family on 30 dec, and an overnight rave on nye.
do i get a vipros smug badge?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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youare you coming on fri or are you being a giant bumder (again)?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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I would like to. I need to check the lie of the land at home tonight. Is it OK to let you know tomorrow? Is it pizza and beers at your lovely homestead?
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hoorahi will make sure i get an extra veggie pizza and non alcoholic wine just for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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No, no you don'tAlthough you can of you stop in and see me on the way to Cornwall.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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He'll let you look at his badge(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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shut it youYou'll spoil the surprise
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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that's the joke(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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if there's any of it left that's not underwater then i might consider ithow are you anyway, o beardy stranger??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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it's fine. people are just being whiny bitches.I'm largely good. Slightly injured from surfing. Stuff is good though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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I just can't imagine a 'modern' rave.Who promotes such events these days?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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Gay men wearing Greggs hats.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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from my limited experiencehalf of them are the same people who were going in the 90's and half of them are about 12.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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I hope promoters still make a pointOf advertising their event with claims like 'Genuine 40k sound' on the flyer but when you get there it sounds like a Goodmans MIDI hi-go at full volume
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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Sunderland also has a Dave The Rave(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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Although it is pronounced differently.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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people on facebook who forget to set their events to 'friends only'(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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ok Swipe, your Christmas ties with mine for general amazingness and presence of beach.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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Ok guys we've had fun but I have to go nowIt's been shit and dull talking to you all again. xxxx
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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Yeah, go on then, fuck off.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:30,
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Does that mean you're not interested in my answer to your question?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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Okay thener... what was the question again?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39,
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