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 	How much time online is too much? Given you all piss about on here every day, you’re probably amongst the heavier internet users (also because you’re a fat shut-in hahahahahaha !!!!1111!!!!), but how much time online is too much? Is it bad for your mental health to spend too much time on the internet?
Alt: I am on my own at home for the next two weeks and I don’t want to be out every night, please give me some interesting suggestions for entertaining myself to prevent boredom (other than wanking, reading, drinking, watching TV, having sex with a family member etc.)
AltAlt: Leverson enquiry recommendations; what do you think the outcomes will be?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:08,
	
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	 Sympathy reply
	Sympathy reply
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:15,
	
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 	Alt: invite a couple of incompetant burglars round for some hilarious adventures.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:18,
	
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	 Afternoon
	Afternoon
 	I had the morning off, bit of a lie-in, caught up on some telly. Very little pissing about on the internet. 
Have I missed anything so far today?
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:18,
	
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	 Watch the Miniseries of battlestar gallactica.
	Watch the Miniseries of battlestar gallactica. 
 	Watch the Wire
Make some homebrew
You could probably get a bunch of Christmas food ready about now.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:18,
	
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	 Christmas food is a good idea. Ta.
	Christmas food is a good idea. Ta.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:19,
	
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	 You'll only eat it instead of storing it.
	You'll only eat it instead of storing it.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:20,
	
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	 He is a fat tounged spastic
	He is a fat tounged spastic
 	but this is a great gravy recipe.
www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/other-recipes/get-ahead-gravy
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:23,
	
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	 I like gravy
	I like gravy
 	but when I think about making it I always get upset about having to mash up then throw away all those vegetables
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25,
	
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	 Blitz them up and make a soup you lazy twat.
	Blitz them up and make a soup you lazy twat.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:27,
	
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	 have I not just boiled all the flavour out into my gravy?
	have I not just boiled all the flavour out into my gravy?
 	Jamie is never this agressive on television :(
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:52,
	
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	 I like the look of that.
	I like the look of that.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:26,
	
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	 I made a cracking onion gravy once
	I made a cracking onion gravy once
 	took about 45 minutes, though, so subsequently I have decided to settle for merely adequate gravy from granules.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:29,
	
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 	'adequate gravy from granules' = you can take the bloke out of Birmingham...
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:30,
	
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	 Gravy is a drink in Birmingham.
	Gravy is a drink in Birmingham.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:36,
	
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	 Drunk through a cheese straw
	Drunk through a cheese straw
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:38,
	
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	 I just do it while the meat's resting and the yorkshires are in.
	I just do it while the meat's resting and the yorkshires are in.
 	Never taken me 45 mins.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:31,
	
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	 It was a pretty elaborate recipe
	It was a pretty elaborate recipe
 	I think the onions were cooked very slowly or something.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:41,
	
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	 Slow cooking onions makes them taste absolutely amazing
	Slow cooking onions makes them taste absolutely amazing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:42,
	
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	 found the recipe
	found the recipe
 	5 minutes initial prep, 40 minutes attended cooking (no sloping off for 20 minutes to watch a show)
    1 onion, halved and thinly sliced. (I used 3/4 as it looked like a lot, if I'd used it all this would have done 2 servings instead of 1 huge serving)
    1 tbsp vegetable oil and a little butter for frying
    1 rounded tbsp of flour
    1/2 pint of vegetable stock
    1/2 a glass of wine (white or red, I used white)
    Pick either a healthy glug of balsamic vinegar or a healthy glug of Worcestershire sauce
    1 tsp basil
    1 tsp marjoram
    optional 1tsp paprika
    next time 1 clove chopped garlic
Fry the onion in the oil and butter at a lowish heat until nicely browned - this took about 20 minutes for me. I monitored them fairly closely as I was worried I'd over- or under-do them but if you know what you're doing...
Sprinkle on the flour and stir in - I didn't think there would be enough liquid for this step but there was.
Pour on about half the stock, stirring well.
Add the wine and the balsamic or Worcestershire - I added both and it was bit much. 
Sprinkle on some basil and marjoram - not much - and maybe some paprika. I also intend to add a clove of chopped garlic here next time.
Simmer and gradually add remainder of stock over 5 minutes. I also added some freshly ground pepper at this point. 
Simmer and reduce by 1/3 over next 5-10 minutes.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 + pour into a pint glass and garnish with a small umbrella
	+ pour into a pint glass and garnish with a small umbrella
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 I ain't just sayin' this, but Telma chicken stock cubes are the best powdered stock you can get, I reckon.
	I ain't just sayin' this, but Telma chicken stock cubes are the best powdered stock you can get, I reckon. 
 	Jamie's "15 minutes" book is one of the best cook books I've ever had, i've cooked about 5 things from it over the last couple of weeks and they're all really good.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 Experiment recipe wise
	Experiment recipe wise
 	Find some new dishes to cook for when the family return
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:39,
	
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	 I hope everybody has started boiling their sprouts
	I hope everybody has started boiling their sprouts
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:23,
	
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	 I've got my thermal underwear on, yes.
	I've got my thermal underwear on, yes.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:24,
	
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	 Spend some quality time with your shed.
	Spend some quality time with your shed.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:20,
	
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	 That is a given.
	That is a given.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:21,
	
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	 Or see if Santa needs any helpers at his grotto.
	Or see if Santa needs any helpers at his grotto.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:21,
	
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	 Alt: Get stoned and listen to some records.
	Alt: Get stoned and listen to some records.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:21,
	
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	 Don't do drugs.
	Don't do drugs.
 	Anymore.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:22,
	
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	 That's what you told Jackie.
	That's what you told Jackie.
 	Then it turned out you were lying.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:26,
	
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	 I don't understand this.
	I don't understand this.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:29,
	
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	 *click*
	*click*
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:32,
	
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	 it's cool, I get to spend time with my best friend Jeeves
	it's cool, I get to spend time with my best friend Jeeves
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:22,
	
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	 i don't spend nearly as much time online as i used to
	i don't spend nearly as much time online as i used to
 	Alt cleaning and other diy projects
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 Lisette von Falcon
 Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:23,
	
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	 I'm up to date with what needs doing at home, otherwise that would be a good use of time.
	I'm up to date with what needs doing at home, otherwise that would be a good use of time.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25,
	
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	 go out drinking then
	go out drinking then
 	Who gives a fuck
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 Lisette von Falcon
 Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:28,
	
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	 Something's been bugging me all day.
	Something's been bugging me all day.
 	This concealed recording device I just found under my desk.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:30,
	
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	 Please die.
	Please die.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:46,
	
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	 DYAAKY
	DYAAKY
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:58,
	
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	 build a rocket powered space suit
	build a rocket powered space suit
 	
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 Lisette von Falcon
 Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:33,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:38,
	
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	 alt: hack off your penis with a rusty penknife
	alt: hack off your penis with a rusty penknife
 	then cook and eat it.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:42,
	
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	 Is that what Enzyme did?
	Is that what Enzyme did?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:43,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:44,
	
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	 Seems he wasn't as ok with sleeping with his sister as he thought he might be.
	Seems he wasn't as ok with sleeping with his sister as he thought he might be.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:45,
	
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	 I'm a mere novice in this "make up shit about folks on the internet" lark
	I'm a mere novice in this "make up shit about folks on the internet" lark
 	but aren't you confusing him with Bert?
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03,
	
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	 Enzyme acted as an advocate for Bert.
	Enzyme acted as an advocate for Bert.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 He did it just after his wedding to Crackers.
	He did it just after his wedding to Crackers. 
 	She was furious and had the marriage annulled.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:45,
	
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	 It's his Meiew Years Resolution
	It's his Meiew Years Resolution
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:44,
	
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	 1:buy a rack
	1:buy a rack
 	2:stretch yourself
3: wait for your bones to fill in the gaps
4: ??????
5: profit
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:49,
	
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	 raise, slaughter, butcher and cook a sheep
	raise, slaughter, butcher and cook a sheep
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:50,
	
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	 In 2 weeks?
	In 2 weeks?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 badger will sort you out with some stem cells
	badger will sort you out with some stem cells
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 A hamster?
	A hamster?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 smeared in glue and rolled in a pensioner's pubes
	smeared in glue and rolled in a pensioner's pubes
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:53,
	
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	 sexay
	sexay
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:54,
	
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	 film an erotic fan fiction sequel to hit '80s fantasy film "Willow"
	film an erotic fan fiction sequel to hit '80s fantasy film "Willow"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 hahahahahaha!
	hahahahahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 fuckin love that movie, I hope the BBC have it on after the queens speech
	fuckin love that movie, I hope the BBC have it on after the queens speech
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:53,
	
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	 I honestly dont think I've seen it
	I honestly dont think I've seen it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:54,
	
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	 it's brilliant
	it's brilliant
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:55,
	
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	 snort 20 grams of meow meow and spend two weeks fucking the cat
	snort 20 grams of meow meow and spend two weeks fucking the cat
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:55,
	
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	 This is the only option which is to be considered
	This is the only option which is to be considered
 	especially with all this uproar in Germany about re-banning bestiality.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:00,
	
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	 My wife is fat.
	My wife is fat.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:55,
	
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	 Emvee told me this.
	Emvee told me this.
 	It made him look really good on the internet.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 It could have been worse
	It could have been worse
 	he could have been photographing lego stormtroopers sticking out of some poor bint's mimsy.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 sorry, wot?
	sorry, wot?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03,
	
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	 NSFW
	 NSFW
 	ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:04,
	
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	 You might want to label that NSFW
	You might want to label that NSFW
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 You might want to label it NSFA.
	You might want to label it NSFA.
 	Although my post above should pretty much make that clear.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 I can't even make it a proper link :(
	I can't even make it a proper link :(
 	But you are right.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 I may not open that at work...
	I may not open that at work...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 Save it for when Mrs Ape goes out and you are having some "me time"
	Save it for when Mrs Ape goes out and you are having some "me time"
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:08,
	
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	 best not, old chap. best not.
	best not, old chap. best not.
 	It'd be hugely embarrasing to pick up a written warning for such rubbish porn.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 Was the thing he left them out of his pram by any chance?
	Was the thing he left them out of his pram by any chance?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:10,
	
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	 NO ACTUALLY HE HAS A BRILLIANT LIFE AND MAKES FILMS THAT WIN AWARDS AND THAT
	NO ACTUALLY HE HAS A BRILLIANT LIFE AND MAKES FILMS THAT WIN AWARDS AND THAT
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 Also, your wife is fat.
	Also, your wife is fat.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 Hahahaha
	Hahahaha 
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 textbook
	textbook
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 Perfect technique there and it's just carried away to the boundary there Henry, no effort at all, he just waited for that one and then played it beautifully.
	Perfect technique there and it's just carried away to the boundary there Henry, no effort at all, he just waited for that one and then played it beautifully.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:36,
	
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	 He has a tumblr.
	He has a tumblr.
 	"I left my toys out" - supposedly erotic photos involving, I dunno, toys and cartoon characters and that.
The first time he was being trolled for it, months ago, I had a look, genuinely unaware of how odd it might be, and third picture down from the top was a lego figure poking out of a set of shaved labia. As, I believe, you do.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 obvs!
	obvs!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 I tell you, when I can never find my limited edition lego imperial guard
	I tell you, when I can never find my limited edition lego imperial guard
 	the first place I look is up the wife's vajoo.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 It's blocked on my phone, but I'll have a look later.
	It's blocked on my phone, but I'll have a look later.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:08,
	
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	 is your phone bent?
	is your phone bent?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 What a loser
	What a loser
 	Lego isn't even in my top ten favourites
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 or what YM calls "friday night"
	or what YM calls "friday night"
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 She's more a meccano woman.
	She's more a meccano woman.
 	especially now.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 My hair is orange
	My hair is orange
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 You horrible troll.
	You horrible troll.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 horrible *misogynist* troll
	horrible *misogynist* troll
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:04,
	
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	 So your story is that your wife is fat.
	So your story is that your wife is fat.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 LIES on the internet
	LIES on the internet
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 Oh man, you've been exposed !
	Oh man, you've been exposed !
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 i remember when i thought you were a bird
	i remember when i thought you were a bird
 	that was a long time ago
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 i liked it when everyone thought chompy was a girl
	i liked it when everyone thought chompy was a girl
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:28,
	
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 	 a girl   dead
me too
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 Altalt: some tedious recommendations. That's it.
	Altalt: some tedious recommendations. That's it.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 LIKE THIS THREAD!!
	LIKE THIS THREAD!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 LIKE YOUR LIFE!!!!
	LIKE YOUR LIFE!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT TO ANYONE!!!
	I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT TO ANYONE!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 Good afternoon internets.
	Good afternoon internets.
 	Online time depends. If you're lucky enouigh to have a job entailing sitting on your arse behind a pc good luck to you
Alt do you have a hobby? If not I suggest fishing you can still sit around but you have the bonus of someting to kill and eat.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 Or murdering prostitutes
	Or murdering prostitutes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 Battered at the weekend:
	Battered at the weekend:
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 in general, unless you're using it for booking cinema tickets or flights etc, any time online could be better spent elsewhere
	in general, unless you're using it for booking cinema tickets or flights etc, any time online could be better spent elsewhere
 	but this isn't possible at work, so you lot are my dirty little "keep me sane between files" life savers.
alt: crochet. you could make your very own greggs hat. i think candy pink wool with a baby blue trim would look perfectly darling on you.
altalt: GHDs for rebekah, and a dictionary/bible so she can learn to spell REBECCA.
serious suggestion: go through all your photographs and make a nice collage for your wife to frame or something
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 You know it's spelt Rebekah in the Bible, right?
	You know it's spelt Rebekah in the Bible, right?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 i am more worried as to how you know that
	i am more worried as to how you know that
 	i've spent the last (er, 21? 25? something like that) years avoiding the bible, tbh
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 Because that's where the name comes from.
	Because that's where the name comes from.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 Crochet sounds a viable option.
	Crochet sounds a viable option.
 	Apparently knitting is meant to be cool but I thhink it seems a bit girlie. Or am I being sexist?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 i suck at knitting
	i suck at knitting
 	i end up so irate with it that i just want to stick the needles in someone's eyes
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 also, help my non-logical brain out here
	also, help my non-logical brain out here
 	the team wants to do secret santa. but 1 of us is leaving, so there will be an odd number. in my head, this means someone will be left out, but the juniors looked at me as if i were really fucking thick for thinking that it works in pairs. argh.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 They are correct, you are.
	They are correct, you are.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 but.... HOW?
	but.... HOW?
 	if you have a, b and c, and a and b end up buying for each other, that means c has to buy for himself?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 *sigh*
	*sigh*
 	a buys for b, b buys for c and c buys for...?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 yes but you put the names in a hat, what if a and b draw each other, just leaving c?
	yes but you put the names in a hat, what if a and b draw each other, just leaving c?
 	it makes my brain bleed
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 What if you draw YOURSELF? OMFG111!!!!!
	What if you draw YOURSELF? OMFG111!!!!!
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 She can't set the time on her own clocks, you know.
	She can't set the time on her own clocks, you know.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 I don't know what this generation of stand-ups are doing without VCR timers
	I don't know what this generation of stand-ups are doing without VCR timers
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 at least i'd get a fucking nice present out of it
	at least i'd get a fucking nice present out of it
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 I drew myself yesterday, so I re-drew.
	I drew myself yesterday, so I re-drew.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:51,
	
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	 Because it's not pairs,
	Because it's not pairs, 
 	A buys for B
B buys for C
C buys for A
It's not pairs, because A is buying for B, it doens't mean B is buying for A.... otherwise you'd know whos getting your gift.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:52,
	
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	 a buys for b. b buys for c. c buys for a.
	a buys for b. b buys for c. c buys for a.
 	Then everyone has a happypresent orgy. With lego.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 but that's not a secret
	but that's not a secret
 	everyone knows that a is buying for b etc
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 that wouldn't be very secret
	that wouldn't be very secret 
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 it's like you can see into my soul
	it's like you can see into my soul
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 I meant your version wouldn't be very secret
	I meant your version wouldn't be very secret
 	if a and b were buying presents for each other
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 well i meant if they drew each other out of a hat
	well i meant if they drew each other out of a hat
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 all your colleagues are magician's doves?
	all your colleagues are magician's doves?
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 rabbits
	rabbits
 	white rabbits
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:43,
	
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	 Slick
	Slick
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:47,
	
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	 If you draw yourself, you draw again.
	If you draw yourself, you draw again.
 	Assuming there's more than three people involved, the chances of only being able to draw yourself are actually pretty low.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 *sigh* do I have to explain EVERYTHING?
	*sigh* do I have to explain EVERYTHING?
 	a buys for b, b buys for c, c buys for d, d buys for e, e buys for f, f buys for g, g buys for h and h buys for a
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 Yes, we need you to come along and explain it all again ten minutes after everyone else has.
	Yes, we need you to come along and explain it all again ten minutes after everyone else has.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 TTJ, I believe.
	TTJ, I believe.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 Then I shall repost it onto facebook.
	Then I shall repost it onto facebook.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 wot?
	wot?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:37,
	
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	 oh ok, never mind.
	oh ok, never mind.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha 
 	I thought he was crediting you with a bit too much awareness there.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 I actually thought he was sending me up.
	I actually thought he was sending me up.
 	I should have known better. Soz everyone. Soz.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:44,
	
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	 what if a accidentally gets the note upside down and buys a present for q?
	what if a accidentally gets the note upside down and buys a present for q?
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 profit for the kebab man
	profit for the kebab man
 	where is that neckless chump these days anyway?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 Stand in a circle.
	Stand in a circle.
 	Buy a present for the person in front of you in the circle.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 She is wtn
	She is wtn
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:22,
	
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 	 t   i
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 wanting intimate nakers?
	wanting intimate nakers?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 well yes, who doesn't?
	well yes, who doesn't?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 prepare to recieve the body of christ
	prepare to recieve the body of christ
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:37,
	
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 	Buy a present for the person in front of you in the circleDaisychain!
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 I'm game.
	I'm game.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:24,
	
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	 sigh
	sigh
 	 me   Y
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 Only for badger.
	Only for badger.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 it's his pink socks isn't it?
	it's his pink socks isn't it?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 Almost...
	Almost...
 	s c 
s
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 John Travolta.
	John Travolta.
 	
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