Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
As I walked out of my door this morning it was SNOWING.What's that all about eh?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:10,
195 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Oh man, snow? In DECEMBER?Fuck's sake.
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:12,
Reply)
I know! it's crazy!!In truth though I can't remember it snowing in central London this early in the best part of twenty years.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:46,
Reply)
Do you work for the BBC? They only report bad weather when it hits the Home Counties or London.
Nowt here up North, just a bit chilly.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:53, Reply)
This early.....Next month will be 2013. Hardly early is it.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:02,
Reply)
it's just past 8am!What are you, some kind of fucking farmer?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:06,
Reply)
He does sound like one to be fair.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:11,
Reply)
THEY USED TO HOLD MARKETS AND ICE SKATE ON THE THAMES, WE WERE GOING THROUGH A MINI ICE AGE, OF COURSE THE WEATHER WOULD BE CHANGING AFTER THAT !!!! SEASONS !!!! _ONE_ VOLCANO IS ALL IT TAKES !!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:33,
Reply)
It was proper snowing in Luton when I got upVery slippery too, as it was laying on ice.
I'm glad I'm not there now, it will be gridlocked.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:41,
Reply)
Ohhhh Man I love snowwe aint done got none
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:48,
Reply)
I love snow, but not when you have to travel through it.It gives the world a peaceful air.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:50,
Reply)
Me too!'Informer' is one of the best hit reggae records by white Canadians EVER.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:52,
Reply)
Dom diggy do da day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:56,
Reply)
Quite simple reallySnow is a form of precipitation in the form of crystalline water ice.
HTH.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:59,
Reply)
It doesn't have to be water ice.It snows ammonia and carbon dioxide in other places*.
*Not on Earth though.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:02,
Reply)
don't blame Nick Nack hereIt's not his fault the site he copied and pasted that from isn't accurate
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:05,
Reply)
Of course I copied and pasted it. What do you expect at this time of the morning?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:06,
Reply)
I amazed his little hands can stretch from CTRL to CI expect he has to use both to paste.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:08,
Reply)
Given your morbid obesity I am surprised you can type at all. Mind you, your hands must have a fair amount of movement, given all the exercise they get opening packets of biscuits.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:10,
Reply)
Thanks for the reinforcement.*puts biscuits in desk drawer*
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:17,
Reply)
I believe the correct playground response to this is'Yeah well, it takes one to know one'.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:08,
Reply)
I KNOW YOU ARE YOU SAID YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:40,
Reply)
I believe it's something to do with the weather.In other news, I still have a migraine headache. And also, good morning.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:06,
Reply)
You're up very early. What's the reason? One day sale at the local zimmer frame shop or has he run out of incontinence products?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:07,
Reply)
Visiting his lordship's oncologist today.Early moring appointment, innit.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
Finger up the bum time for Mr b3th, eh?That'll wake him up.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:45,
Reply)
And then you can take him to his appointment.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
migraine. MIGRAINE? Carl sagan wouldn't stand for it.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:58,
Reply)
it was a 24 hour steppingAnd I have no idea why they left up the posts, maybe it was just to stop me from doing any more.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:15, Reply)
yes I was.Unfortunately, no screencaps to prove it, but I shouldn't have to. Why don't you try gazzing the mods to ask? The reason I got was 'crap flooding'.
It's a bit weird to say it's a hoax.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:29, Reply)
So what do you see on your screen when stepped?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:29,
Reply)
a red background and a stop-motion style crying kitten.With the message that you're on the step, a countdown in seconds, and a request to take it in good grace and not go emailing the mods etc. Then when the time's up there's a 'sorry' button to click.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Correct. So you were stepped after all. Accepted.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:35,
Reply)
Might be automatictoo many similar posts in a short time and an automatic step cuts in. Like the thing that won't let you post the same thing twice (if you hit submit twice by mistake).
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
nah, I don't think so.A stepping is srs bsns Lokers, they don't just hand them out for nothing.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
IndeedOnly for serious breaches of common decency like mentioning sheds.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)
EXACTLYOr in Batso's case, having a shed-themed sockpuppet account.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:44, Reply)
I only have one account you cheeky cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:45,
Reply)
I would.That's probably why I'm not allowed to.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:43,
Reply)
No, you really do have to be genuine spastic with no grip on yourself to get stepped.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:45,
Reply)
It's surprising that there aren't more steppings then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:48,
Reply)
I'm amazed I've avoided it for so long.I assume it's because I'm more of a background noise spastic than a making loud noises and dribbling one, like PD.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:01,
Reply)
We all gazzed the mods and requested that you were stepped.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:42,
Reply)
I'm going to complain to them about the duration of the stepping.Fifty quid for 24 measly hours? Rip-off Britain gone mad.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
I've already written to the Daily Mail about this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
Well, it's about WINTER and a fairly common WINTER phenomenon of frozen precipitation.Didn't you pay ANY attention in school?
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:23,
Reply)
What are you, some kind of fucking weather expert now are you?Oh. Hang on.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:42,
Reply)
STUJ!I need some help stuj. Together we need to figure out how I cab survive a day with ladypigs dad, while having the hangover of the year.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:52,
Reply)
Take him to PUB.Get him drunk.
Gently cup his balls.
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:58,
Reply)
No snow here, but there is quite a lot of iceI discovered this when I nearly went fucking flying this morning.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:32,
Reply)
Clear evidence of global warming gone mad, right here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
you are clear evidence of lentil munching gone madYou vegetarian pricknonce.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Stick some quorn up your cockend and shit out a vegeburger.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
I assumed that was how vegeburgers are made...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
Weather threads are shit.You're shit.
Kill me.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:51,
Reply)
That's a little unnecessary GPW.Thank about what you've just said here.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:58,
Reply)
I'm dying monty.A couple of old friends came in to the pub last night, it was awesome, we played some great tunes, and drank a lot. Left the pub at 5am. I don't know how I got home.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:06,
Reply)
I love those kind of nights.Hang on to the memory of the lolz, it's all you have right now.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:10,
Reply)
it was proper ace.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:12,
Reply)
Well there you go, worth paying the price for then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:14,
Reply)
yeah. I'll be ok, my farts are fucking killers today mind.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:20,
Reply)
I just sat on the loo without putting the seat down If I can't even shot properly, today is not going to go well.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:04,
Reply)
Could have been worse, you could have shat on the loo without putting the seat down.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Sounds like you're in for a shot day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:09,
Reply)
Well that didn't last long.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:28,
Reply)
Did anyone hear something just then?I swear I heard something.
I must be imagining things.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:31,
Reply)
There it is again!A kind of inconsequential humming noise!
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:36,
Reply)
I am the tinnitus of off topic.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:37,
Reply)
Now there's a sig I could get behind(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:43,
Reply)
This should be your sig, fo' sho(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:43,
Reply)
With a little Christmas shine on it, I think you may be right.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:44,
Reply)
I think now is the right time to remind everyone of the terrible libel that PD committed when he said that Lord McAlpine is a nonce(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:41,
Reply)
That's a dreadful and scandalous libeland likely to be pursued in a court of law, according to the news.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Would this also be an appropriate place to mention the time scarpe's mum caught him trying to stick his cock up his own arse?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:45,
Reply)
It would also be the right time to post the screencap of Battered's online wank fantasy about Poppet.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
And the one of AW's profile where he admits to having sex with someone underage(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:56,
Reply)
No snow by meAlthough I leave mine considerably later than you leave yours. *smug*
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:42,
Reply)
It's bright and sunny in NorwichI even considered going gloveless for the walk to work. I then reconsidered, as it was a stupid plan.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
It is fucking freezing oop in the grim NorthIcy as fuck. No snow YET but forecast for later on.
Due to Peroni imbibage I have had to resort to a McDonalds breakfast
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:42,
Reply)
Due to cider imbibage, I could do with one.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:48,
Reply)
It's only snowing on you, MontyBecause you're actually an elf. Or have catastrophic dandruff. Or awoke in a quite literal blizzard of cocaine. Or are still snowblind from last night, and were imagining it.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I wish.I have a cold and was abed by half nine reading about the 200 rarest records of all time.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:46,
Reply)
Nah, first pressings of 'Love Me Do' aren't exactly on my drool list**save for their resale value
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:48,
Reply)
Ah I was expecting stuff like that Northern Soul single that was sold for around £25k a couple of years ago.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:50,
Reply)
I do love soul records but that scene is fucking weird.It's not that fucking good, calm down.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:52,
Reply)
I agree, but it's all about the obscurity with the Northern scene, ain't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:56,
Reply)
Scarcity over song quality?Good one Northerners.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:59,
Reply)
Any scene that has Wigan as its Mecca really needs to take a look at itself.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:02,
Reply)
Where do you stand on reissues/originals?Obviously we both have plenty of the former for money reasons but I genuinely don't give a shit if it's a bootleg or whatever as long as the sound quality is good. These people with their temperature controlled rooms who never get their records out let alone play them are tossers.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:50,
Reply)
I'm quite happy with a good reissue.Obviously original are nice, but as you know, they can be prohibitively expensive, even in poor condition.
There is a lot of guff about the first pressing being of superior quality, especially with 60s stuff, but there are several cases of really shit pressings from that era and the reissues quite often resolve this.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:55,
Reply)
or just get the MP3, then the quality is always good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:56,
Reply)
No it isn't.As with all format changes since Edison, there is usually a slight compromise on sound quality over capacity/convenience.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:57,
Reply)
sounds alright to me, and I didn't even need to buy new headphones, these apple ones are great(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:59,
Reply)
I tried playing an MP3 on my technics, the needle ruined my hard drive(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
You can't skin up on an MP3.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:01,
Reply)
you can't throw MP3s at zombies, like in Boyce's favourite movie, Shaun of the Dead(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
you couldthere are many solid state memory devices that are equally effective against the undead.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I didn't mean the storage device, I meant the string of digital information encoded in the audio file.Otherwise I would have said 'throw hard drives'.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
No, but an MP3 is not a physical object.This is why it's impossible to throw one. An MP3 player, yes, but not the actual MP3 itself.
You do realise that the posts above this are discussing the differences between vinyl and MP3? I don't see you telling tangles that you can, in fact, skin up on a solid state drive.
Do you see?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
An analogue recording can't exist without a container eitherso you are comparing apples with oranges.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I think you overlooked the whole light-hearted discussion of the differences between vinyl and MP3 thing.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I think you overlooked the need for it to be at least remotely amusing.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
The Heartbreakers LP was so badly recorded they actually split up.The 'Lost 77 mixes' reissue on 180g vinyl is actually the record they wanted to release. That's one instance where the original is massively inferior to the later product.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:57,
Reply)
180g vinyl is wonderful stuff.There are few things worse than cheap, flimsy vinyl- Battered's face, AW's personality and AA's taste in music.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
You're forgetting 'your posts'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:00,
Reply)
Something I am extremely envious of you for.I wish I could.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:03,
Reply)
I'm extremely envious of this picture from your modelling portfolio
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Only massively bent pricks have a 'modelling profile'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:07,
Reply)
It would be NSA if I had a modelling profile.I googled for 'bankrupt bent pimp' and stumbled across your portfolio, including that wonderful picture above.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
It's like Kay's autumn/winter 1984 all over again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:51,
Reply)
you masterbated over baby photos of rotund Bolton "funny man" Peter Kay?you make me sick
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:53,
Reply)
this is post 1800000, how's about that then?there is a centimetre here in Herts, made people drive like spastic old women
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:51,
Reply)
Yes but he, like everyone else here, has you on 2.0(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:53,
Reply)
^classic bit of five-skinning here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:55,
Reply)
I can't even see your posts, and the third dimension is that I can't even read my own posts.#NSA
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I don't bother reading back through threadsso you're off the step then?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:54,
Reply)
why would I? I'm the best one here any thread that doesn't involve me isn't worth reading(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:55,
Reply)
*puts fingers in ears*"la la la la la la la la"
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:02,
Reply)
it's a tape recording of live radio from speaker to microphone(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:04,
Reply)
"SHUT UP MUM, I'M RECORDING THE HIT PARADE, JESUS CHRIST IT'S RUINED!"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:13,
Reply)
'FUCK'S SAKE NOW I'VE GOT A SNIPPET OF KID JENSEN INTRODUCING TWO TRIBES'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:16,
Reply)
I'm dead you fool, like disasterprone/the disappointed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:54,
Reply)
Would someone start a new thread please?This one, unsurprisingly, is shit.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:09,
Reply)
Today, tomorrow, Friday, then I'm off work for three weeks.Aw yeah
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Nice.I get fuck all time off at Xmas. God I love retail.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:11,
Reply)
I have this week off, then in work for two weeks then off for two weeks.(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
*prays for asteroid collision*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:14,
Reply)
they are training your replacement in your absencewhen you back, the locks will have been changed and everyone you know will pretend they have never seen you before and you never worked there.
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:12,
Reply)
See that is a very funny joke, but the Dickens in that phrase comes from Shakespear, not Charles Dickens so it doesn't work so well.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »