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Enough of that rubbish birthday thread.What would you do to fix the economy if you had the power?
Alt: I don’t care what you’re doing this weekend, but I suspect you’ll want to bore each other to tears with the details
AltAlt: What bingo phrase should this thread have in it?
EDIT: Thread number two, the world's run by Jews © M Boyce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:53,
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happy birthday!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:54,
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are you sure?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:59,
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Well, put it this way, I've celebrated it in June for the last 39 years, so yep, pretty sure.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:59,
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Well, if you're not going to use that 'happy birthday'I'll have it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:02,
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i dunno, do you remember being born?you see my point?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:07,
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Nope, but I've got a piece of paper from the registrar.Feel free to buy me a gift anyway.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:08,
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And how does this June character feel about this?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:00,
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I'd spend all the economy on some of Nick Clegg's drugs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:54,
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Legalise drugs and tax them at the same rate as tobacco.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:57,
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We did this discussion. It is a terrible idea.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:03,
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Damn right.I have no desire to pay that much tax on my weed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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Alt: 'thread number three, Patrick McNee'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:59,
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Hang on, it's only thread number two innit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:59,
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'Thread number two, the world's run by Jews'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:00,
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See?Better than b3th's lame-o effort already.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:10,
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He's been an awfully long time.Should we send someone in?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:43,
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It's more likely that Jesus' birthday was around late September/early October.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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I can't believe birthday B3th's nonagenarian husband is such a fatty enablerBreakfast in bed is only going to exacerbate her diabetes
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I believe she has too eat all of her meals in bed seeing as she can no longer leave it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:23,
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Won't be long before Jerry Springer turns up and they pull a wall down to get her to hospital.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:23,
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In other news, the bloke in my pub that I thought was Geoffrey Hayes, isn't. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:30,
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Well in the absence of Al, I suppose I'd better say it.Huge investment in public services and infrastructure.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:25,
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Speaking as Campaign For Real Al chairmanI would like to object in the strongest terms possible to his blatant counterfeit Alling.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:30,
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What is the manifesto for this campaign?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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That only Real Al should be allowed to post hand-wringing liberal student drivel on here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:36,
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I quite clearly have the word 'Al' in my username.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32,
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Yet more chicanery.Disgusting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:35,
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This - New Deal etcget the unemployed working, being paid, buying cheap tat, manufacturers of cheap tat expand, more taxes, boom.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:33,
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Also nationalise public transport and the gas and electric companies. Has privatisation improved them? Has it fuck.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:37,
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Another recruit for the Fake Al Front.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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Your campaign is vague and doesn't even make sense.I live nearer to the North East than that faker you're getting behind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:57,
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I would like to politely interject at this point to ask you to go fuck yourself.(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Who the fuck are you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:00,
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WHY CAN@T WE ALL JUST BE FLUFFY AND NICE!!!!YOUR ALL SO HOWWWWWWWWWIBLE!!!!!!
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tell us about your dead mum and how you like to go fishing and take pictures of your bumhole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:02,
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This is one of your things that always deserves a click whenever it's posted.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:05,
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Fucks sake, I don't know who anyone is anymore.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:09,
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Hang onis workboresme the mental cat abuser, or the one who got all upset about people on b3ta not being nice all the time?
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she's the one who fed her cat pennies then threw it through a window(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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I'm confusing her with the one whose profile pictures has a fake moustache and eyebrows(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)
invest in new technologies, make the UK the leading light in research and development of carbon nanotube tech, quatum computing etcthe sort of thing that takes brians and innovation, but not masses of space and natural resources.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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With your brinas, the nation will be just fine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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Not with your spelling it won't.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:49,
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So you think we should invest massively in education first then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:47,
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yeah, but not for everyoneonly the clever people, train tha thickos up in more practical shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:49,
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Quite right.We probably shouldn't even waste time trying to teach dyslexic kids, as they will always come across as a bit thick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:52,
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I love it when you ninja edit your posts and still fuck up the spelling.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:50,
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To sort out the economy - compulsory "Do Not Resuscitate" notes on everyone over the age of 75 in hospitals, should thin out the aging population and defuse the pension crisis.
Alt: Got a gig tonight and my new uke arrived today so I'll be annoying the Mrs with that one.
AltAlt: 2 fat ladies - Spice Girls reunion.
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Are you going to use it to transport some "daggy" sheep you "flamin galagh"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:10,
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nahI'm gonna play some Slayer on it.
south of Heaven on ukelele sounds awesome
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I bought my kid a uke for Xmas, magic the cat.Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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Wait, magic the cat is your kid?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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Also, is that two ukuleles in your flat now?Fucken hipster prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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just the one ukeI do have 4 bass guitars and an acoustic 6 string as well.
The uke is a good starting point for someone with small hands to play, so I'll use it to teach my daughter how to play stringed instruments.
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Well, I'm pleased you asked me that, Fitmas, and I'm going to answer you shortly..... but first I'd like to say year-on-year, we have created jobs whilst maintaining the ecobalance of employment within the united kingdom. I plan, should I be elected, to not only continue our good work, but to upsize the scheme on a national level. Good Jobs for Good People will be our moto. We shall support the empolyment sector completely, not only to the best of our ability, but the best of anyone's abilities. We're talking big contracts to british companies.
Whilst I can't talk about my opponents policies, I can say they don't make sense in these economic times. They appear to be synagized with a private agenda that is not quite as transparent as they'd like.
And I believe that's my time up, but if I could just add, LETS GO GB, LETS GO !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:10,
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*nods*This guy seems to have got it right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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I'd review every person who isn't working and make them! Unless they had good reason.I'd make sure the country wasn't such an oppressed nanny state and have a single, affordable tax band for all.
Change the laws so everybody wasn't walking on eggshells inf ear of being sued.
Viva La Revolution!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:11,
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again, working class the other day with your "dinner" and "vomiting"and now really quite conservative. I think you need to find yourself GeordieJay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:15,
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errr, maybe keep the sex messages to gaz yeah?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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There's only one thing worse than a Toryand that's a working class Tory.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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You must love Pickles thenHe was on Desert Island Discs this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:22,
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I caught the start of it.He was being all Plumdozer, with his Paul Smith cufflinks.
The auld cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:24,
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Are you saying he loves chutneys, here?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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I can go through a whole jar in one sitting(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:26,
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I'm neither Tory nor Labourand (Honda) according to you lot I'm lost :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:26,
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Just accept whatever label is given to you on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:27,
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What are you singing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:30,
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