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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christmas Number One
Looks like X Factor will bag it again despite being released 2 weeks prior. Who remembers the hazy days of novelty shit clogging up the airwaves round this time of year? Ahhh decadence.

Alt. Any of you working over Christmas? I'm off for almost 2 weeks after friday and I cannot effing wait!

AltAlt. Jingle Balls
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:05, 259 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't give a shit about the "charts"
anyone who does is a retard who probably thinks downloading songs is theft.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You're a right delight you. I wait on tenterhooks for your every answer.















But not really.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Linebreaks are fun.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Are you old?
I imagine you being rather Meldrew-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I'm 43

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
That explains a lot... As you were :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
He's not really.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I LOVE the charts and think they are very importa......hang on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
OMG Chompy was right about something!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I have so little interest in the 'charts' that I didn't realise they still existed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I like the way they are based on what people are buying from all time rather than what's recent, so old songs can return to the top 10

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I couldn't care less.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I thought this only happeded if they were re-released?
otherwise why is Elton john ever not number 1.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Nope.
Loads of songs re-enter after being featured on programmes with large audiences.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
that's as may be but it's not based on all time sales
it's based on what people are buying this week.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Pedant

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Nope, just trying to clarify what you are dribbling on about

you tedious peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You sure you don't want to post that in the wrong place again?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Yes thanks.
Are you sure you don't want to go back and edit your post so it means what you mean it to mean, rather than being semi-literate gibberish?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Urgh. I bet you feel really superior right now, don't you?
Probably having a little celebratory wank into an Oxford Dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Yes, yes I do.
I prefer the Chambers myself, but well done for being able to name a book, you provincial prole.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
That's twice I've been called a prole on here.
Are you all characters from Downton Abby or something?

A lot of you have a massive superiority complex, and it's not very well backed up by your utterly cuntish remarks.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Only twice? You do surprise me.
I can't speak for anyone else but I am not a character from some ghastly ITV drama series. I just happen to hail from one of the few civilised parts of the country and not that rickets-ridden flea-pit your grew up in.

Now explain why being a cunt stops me being superior, and show your workings.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I'd sooner come from Newcastle than spend my life belittling people and looking down my nose at them to mask my own insecurities

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Lucky really.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I'd sooner fellate Dozer than even visit.
So I guess we'er both lucky there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
It's quite nice actually.
Pre 9pm that is.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Well I imagine he gets a bit cheesy after that.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Even after, as long as you are down by The Baltic Centre side of things, I found.
Staying in a hotel near the station was a mistake though, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Spoken like a true protletarian.
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
this is hilarious, because it's coming from you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Indeed.
If anything it should make it all the more insulting. Although I would point out I am, at least, capable of constructing a comprehensible English sentence, unlike fucko here.

I'm just too lazy to bother, rather than being too genetically and intellectually impoverished.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
You're an utter wretch.
I wondered why people were having a go at you on a different thread.
Now I know.

Grow the fuck up, you keyboard warrior.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Do you mean people, or do you mean Battered?
Dear me the entrance exam for this place must have gotten one hell of a lot easier if you've survived this long with such a thin skin.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is you very much back in my good books.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
So all it takes is being a cunt to some poor little scouser who's only crime is to be ill-educated?
Glad to oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Aw, I always wuvved you fuzzy bun.
Just don't trust you outside of the walls of B3ta any longer...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I'm fine in person*.
My FB account is just an extension of my b3ta persona, which is why it has the same name. I have another one for family and people I don't call a cunt on a regular basis.

*may not be fine in person
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
are you hidden on fb?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Nope.
just search for my username here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Sorry, I know you're lazy and shit
but seriously, can you not tell the difference between the word "scouser" and the word "geordie"?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
They are both tedious and northern, I refuse to distinguish between them.
It's like having different names for different colours of diarrhoea.

It's also funny to watch them get all excited and indignant when you get them mixed up.


You scouse twat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
you see, sometimes
We see absolutely eye to fucking eye.

How depressing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Isn't it?
oh well, we still have music to vehemently disagree on.

ICP 4EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I only know what you're talking about because someone posted about this on facebook.
as I understand it it's between some pointless twat off of X factor or some geordy winging song about something that happened 22 years ago.

there are things I care less about but I can't think of any right now.

Alt: nope.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
*Scouse

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
good point, I get then mixed up

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I wish Scousers would just shut the fuck about Hillsborough
and get over it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Eagles for Xmas no. 1!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I wish the English would shut the fuck up about winning the World Cup.
It's just as likely to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I agree
I wish the Scottish would shut up about winning ...

well ...

I just wish the Scottish would shut up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
It's not as if anyone can understand a word they say anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)
The scots would be the most formidable race in the world if it wasn't for their mortal enemy, the scots

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
And heroin

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
ninja

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
what, a female hero?
What about diamorphine? You know, heroin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Ever done smack?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Nah.
I've smoked opium on quite a few occasions though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I've chased heroin.
Think I was 15. Used foil and the casing of a biro.

Aberdeenlolz!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Eww

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*
Oh Brittas. Britass, Britass, Britass....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
will you be compelled to behead him now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I fucking hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I think you need a cuddle
come 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Don't pick him up - he hates that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
HAHAHAHAAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Hahaha.
The first height comment in years that has made me laugh. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Well, said.
I may have to stop hating you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
My Uncle's scottish, you soft larping shite

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
the one that used to wear you like a puppet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
And drank a glass of water every time I spoke :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
So was my great Granddad.
I have a lot of time for the scotch. if they would only stop winging and use all that talent and ability they seem to have.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
YOU MUST MEAN 'WHINGEING' YOU *IDIOT* WILF
RAAAARRGHHHHAARRGHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Whinging

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It can be either SO FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
LOLz
fanks monts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
RAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Alt: I have next Thurs and Fri off so I am going down to my dear mama's with Lusty for a couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
THIS IS GOING VERY WELL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH MORE END STRIKETHROUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Unfortunately there are no charts this year because someone illegally downloaded all the songs
so they can't afford to pay Simon Bates to read out the Hit Parade.

It's OK though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
If you hate so much music why do you care if the industry that shits it out isn't getting everything its own way?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Because the knock on effect is that the labels are shitting themselves about profits
and therefore only sign and invest in 'safe bet' acts.

The traditional model was 'sign fucking loads of bands most of whom will make a loss but the ones that don't make so much that this is OK'. That's not great but at least some risky signings can be made, and an artist with one successful record might be given a bit of time to make another one and be 'forgiven' a non-hit here and there. If you remove the cash input from the label's successes they can't spend money on 'developing' other artists.

This is not good for music in general. Even if I think it's all a load of toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
So piracy indirectly leads to more Bieber and One Dire Erection??
Why the fuck don't they put that on the anti-piracy ads instead of all that funding terrists stuff?

Surely that would kill it overnight?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
But the rise of "piracy" and mp3 sales have caused independant lables to have the biggest market share they've ever seen.
It's about 25% of album sales now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
25% of fuck all though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Bollocks total album sales rose 5% in 2011

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
whatevs, I'm fucking bored of this argument

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I know what you mean.
Especially as there is a much more entertaining one just up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Wilf's been at the 'angry pills' again

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
People seem to think that because the sale of CD's have diminished that music is dying, when in reality online downloads are plentiful

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
The big 4 lost 52% of their profits from recorded music between 2000 and 2010
which is what they always quote.

However what they fail to mention is that is only in the US, a lot of that profit transfered to iTunes (who were big enough to have a decent contracts with the big 4) didn't count the increase in profits from live acts. And the fact that halving a profit still gives you a profit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Most of his free drugs come from industry 'connections'
As the gravy train grinds to a halt, the supply dries up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
There is a grain of truth in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)

in m
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Is there still a chart?
'Member taping the charts?
'Member tapes?
'Member The Network Chart (brought to you by Nescafe) with David 'Kid' Jenson?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
GARLIC BREAD?!?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Fuck me I'm bored...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
No thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Goawn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Taping the charts?
YOU KILLED MUSIC!
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I downloaded the last episode of Homeland Season 2 yesterday, it doesn't air until sunday!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I know
and I'd do it again, given half a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Afternoon all
I had suffered the delights* of Northampton and Sedgefield this week but am back in the office now. WA GO ON?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
where have you been Sporters, this place is tearing itself apart!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Northampton and Sedgefield, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I lick the screen and taste the words :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Yesterday was a long drive
I was forced into drinking Double Maxim last night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Needs MOAR Peroni

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
If you scroll up, Im stuck in a class debate stemming from my inconsistent grammar.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)

class debate stemming from my inconsistent grammar spiral of impotent rage very much of my own making.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
NOT THE FACE! IT'S HOW I MAKE MY LIVING!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
badly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Big Issue mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Not to me, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I knew you were alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Scaring small children away from the Pick'n'Mix

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
he should have focussed on AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Grandparents can be like that sometimes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Jazzy Jeff and thezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
another quality input from photocopying alan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
He's waiting for the girls to post again so he can demonstrate how witty he is.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I for one cannot wait

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
There are no girls on the internet, stop being a terrible liar

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
What have I missed on here then?
Summary please.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)
terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Normal service

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Not much

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Also normal service

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Lots and lots of anger and a potential Christmas Day suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
ooh who is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Me!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
LIES!!
The world ends before then anyway
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It fucking better not
I have gin to drink
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Wilf's gone apeshit, GeordieJay is the focus of his ire.
The subect: the pop charts and/or English grammar usage.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Thank you kindly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
you leave me out of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Errr
He did
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
OK will do!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm not apeshit.
I'm just a bit shot on sleep and I have no tolerance for fuckwits today.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Well you've certainly come to the right place then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah, tell me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Wanna hug it out?
I promise not to give you nits
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Who is planning a KFC for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Kroney, if he finds out he's been "let go"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Zut alors!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
the new fragrance by gerard Depardiue
undertones of airline urine with a musky brie finish
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Doesn't matter, end of the world innit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
That's tomorrow, isn't it?
Fucksocks - our Christmas meal is on Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Nah your safe it's Friday.
Remember to use that line on the PA who's had too much wine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Isn't that how he first impregnated Mrs Cow?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
She did used to work here.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
What, on /OT?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)
*notes down*
I'm off to the pub in Tynemouth on Friday night. This probably will feel like the end of the world
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
No, 21st
when the Mayan calendar runs out
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Ahh
The Mayan Y2K problem
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Has anybody thought to see if they just scribbled some more dates on the back?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Check the month before
1st November - Buy new calendar
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
fuck that, my phone has calendars for fucking years yet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Haha I've just pictured you staring in wonder as you scroll through your phone's calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
So have I now.
That's raised a genuine chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
That explains how he knows what day it is, too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I got bored at 2017

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
iirc the civilisation ended before anyone could think of that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I've got a cold and CQ is off his meds again.
That's about it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
fingers crossed it's not Nasal Aids eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)

not

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
NAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
GO NAIDS!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
NAIDs, or 'the hebrew flu'
kills approximately 9 french, jewish or roman men every 10 seconds
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
The deadliest of all the AIDS viruses.
Although given how dizzy I am at the moment, it might be a brain tumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I think it definitely is.
The best way to combat those is to gargle Domestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
My limp, effeminate wrists wouldn't be able to support the weight of the botttle.
I'll have to get my mum to administer it. She'll understand, she was a nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
and she's been suggesting that medicine since you learnt to talk.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Afternoon.
I was in dire need of being cheered up, so I'm glad I found this thread.

There's nothing like watching a bunch of spastics arguing with each other.

Alt: probably not. It means January will be strapped, but at least I can afford to take a couple of weeks off.

AltAlt: Batman smells.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Robin laid an egg.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Hey beth, can you find out who the pretend psychochomp is?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Link me up, kiddo, and I'll have a look.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
here's the comedy genius.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92533
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
While you're at it, can I have my spare account back please?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Not after you dissed my mod powers.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That was awe, not 'dissing'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
With all her 'mod powers'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
...and tangles was never seen again

(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Anyone seen "The Amazing Spiderman"
I need a brainless film to watch tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Yeah, pretty good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
done and done
lets not discus how I'm planning on getting hold of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Your local supermarket is monitoring this thread and should have it on the shelves by the time you leave work?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
exactly this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Were you going to borrow my DVD copy that I bought from Sainsburys?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
sharing copyrighted material is wrong
Why do you think the government is finally closing down those flagrant criminals the "libraries"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Don't libraries have to pay for a licence to distribute copyright material?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i have no idea
i didn't check the legalities of my flippant and throw away post before uploading it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I'm afraid in this instance b3th is acually right.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I wasn't seriously suggesting that libraries run an illigal book lending racket
that for hundreds of years successive governments have been unable to shut down
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Well, I'd appreciate it if you could take a bit more care next time, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
At the risk of conforming to stereotype
Yes.

It's actually very good. A bit unneccessary, as far as any film can be 'neccessary' anyway, but very good.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
The girl in it is a bit of an alright if you ask me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
is it emma stone
she's hot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I've fancied her since Smokey & The Bandit.
...oh...you mean Emma Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
zombieland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I saw 'Ted' the other night.
It was completely brainless, but it made me chuckle. And it has Mila Kunis in it, so you know...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I would like to kiss her on the lips.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I think even *I'd* like to do that

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
and me!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
oh wow that's a bit fast
i'd sure hold the hand right out of her though
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'd hold her hand into next week

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
ohhh we have a contender...
although mrs ape might ant to watch that, she definately won't want to see spiderman though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
If she grew up in the 80s and likes Family Guy, she'll love it.
It does get a touch 'Peter Kay' about the 80s though, but if 'someone else' is 'paying' for you to see it, it's not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)
It wasn't as good as I'd hoped it would be
but it was still funny. The odd throw away line was hilarious, like when Mark Whalberg is walking along and Mila Kunis asks him if he's walking home alone and he rpelies "Yes, and if I get raped I've got no-one to blame but myself for dressing like this"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I quite enjoyed it.
Either Expendables 2 or The Hunger Games for me tonight, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I didn't think Hunger Games was as good as I was hoping.
But then I thought about it some more and realised that it's a kids book and they did as well as they could.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
the girl has a stupid face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I disagree, I quite like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
It looks like someone shaved a hamster then gave it too much botox

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Dozer will be so upset.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)
She is actually a very wooden and one dimensional actress in that film
which is why I find it odd that she received such praise
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
She wasn't bad in X-Men.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a pretty good deal
www.amazon.co.uk/Marvels-The-Avengers-6-Movie-Collection/dp/B0089TNPV0/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1355848101&sr=8-4

in that you're only paying a fiver for each film, which seems reasonable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Just get them for free.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Well, I already have
but if I wanted to buy them, I'd buy them like this.

But I'm clearly not gonna buy them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
let's not start that again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
not after the last torrent of abuse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Oh, you torrent your abuse too do you?
(unless that was actually your joke and it was just too subtle for me to have thought you did it on purpose)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
*drinky hand gesture*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
tee hee hee

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
there there scarpy, I'm sure with a little more time and a little more stretching
you'll get your cock up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
hahaha
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1811850
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Sharing abuse is killing the abuse industry

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
See, this is why I wish I was born with more patience.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I couldn't care less.
Alt: Nope, finishing on Christmas Eve, then I'm off until January 2nd.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I read the first couple of posts,
Didn't bother with the rest. Charts are shit and for wankers.



Highlights of this thread anyone? Help a guy out
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Wilf V Geordie jay smackdown
that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)
We both came out losers :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Speak for yourself you povo scum.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Ding! Ding! Round Two!
Seconds out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I've just read tge exchange Jason me old mate.
You need thicker skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

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