Fuck that thread it stinks of Stunned's eggy guff in there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:41, 173 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Rides down town on a Yamaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Dustbin lid lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)

We three Kings of Leicester Square...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)

When shepherds washed their socks by night...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

All eating fish and chips...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Oooh remix!
I know it as 'all watching BBC'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)

The angel of the Lord came down
and switched to ITV

LOL!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)

One on a scooter, blowing a hooter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Robin laid an egg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Brightly shone his arse that night

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I think it finished with some sort of angel charging these kings 'three and six'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Old skool, nigga

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Pretty cheap for a reverse Dutch steamboat.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)

...all seated by the tub
The angel of the lord appeared
And wanked all of them off
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Kevin Keeg, Superstar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I'm doin a quiz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20761845
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I got 9.
That's quite impressive, considering I'm now old enough for alzheimers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I got six :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I got seven
Although I fucked up at least one really obvious one due to trying to do two things at once.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

STOP WANKING AT YOUR DESK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Why?
Advantages of a private office with views over fields, it's only some rabbits that can see.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I never had you down as a furry, badge.
Although I suppose the name should have been a clue.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Hey, I'm not wanking over the rabbits. Yet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Jesus can see you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

i can, he has a stapler up his arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)

It was a Rexel prolapse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

This deserves more credit than it's actually going to get.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Good luck to him.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)

7 for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

And another six in part two.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I got 8 and 6 in parts one and two.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Me too!
But I have a reputation to protect so can't admit how badly I did
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I might need another lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I bet your cock does, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)

zinger lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Oh, I say.
Effortlessly clipped off the pads to fine leg.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I have Lords Ashes tickets :o)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Well done sir. Good stuff

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

hopefully we'll give them a jolly good thrasing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I hope you don't have tickets for days 4 or 5

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

are you expecting it to be all over by day 3?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Lunchtime on
Assuming we bat first. 600-1 dec by tea on the second day (Cook 400*), Aussies all out for 20summat next morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I think I might have to prod my MCC mate
I fancy sitting in the Member's Pavillion and hurling genteel abuse at Michael Clarke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)

The Mitchell Johnson song is the best.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I actually don't know this song
which is what happens if you get most of your cricket via BBC live text instead of TMS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Woooah ... he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite.
Accompanyed by standing up, holding a stubby and swaying left and right.

W B Yeats it ain't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

That's underwhelming
I was hoping for something specifically tailored to his tatts, or summat. You could just substitute "Mitchell Johnson" with any other four-syllable name. Up to and including "Joel Garner", if you couldn't afford your own dentistry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Well, except Mitchell Johnson very specifically and publically has massive problems with his line.
but, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Warney had plenty of problems with "lines"
and he was still the greatest bowler of all time. Glenn McGrath my fucking hairy arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

live version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RzX926l4g
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah ... kinda don't do that at Lords though, old chap. Not the done thing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I've got egg sandwiches and now no one will sit next to me :(
Perhaps they'll change their minds when they see I've got some Hedgehog crisps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Hedgehog murderer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

To be fair it was five hundred pricks to one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I didn't realise they still made hedgehog crisps.
I've not seen 'fish n chips' crisps in years either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Now fish n chips crisps were nice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4526817/Burtons-Fish-N-Chips-is-voted-your-fave-retro-snack.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

The only time egg sandwiches are acceptable is when it's fried as part of a breakfast sandwich, and when it's an omelette.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

an...omelette sandwich?
How vulgar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I like it, but only when it's egg and nothing else.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Fuck i'm tired, I may have to have quick bog nap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

post wank blues

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I'd rather he didn't post that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Or sing it
like in the old Blue Riband advert
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)

woke up this mornin'
duh duh duh duh duh
had a big wank
duh duh duh duh duh
stretched out my cock
duh duh duh duh duh
to touch my arsehole
duh duh duh duh duh
but it didn't reeaaaaccchhhhh
Oh it's the post wanking blues
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Can you not do the suicide blues?
"Din't wake up this morning' "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

HOW WOULD I WRITE IT IF I WAS DEAD YOU IDIOT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Biggie Smalls did alright

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Localboy's sense of humour.
There's more life in a tramp's vest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

YOUN WOULD KNOW

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I don't know this song
but then again I'm just looking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Oh do hurry up and wait.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Word gets around, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I've heard that Tone Lokers here
Only has enough education to perform and no more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Wrapping presents,
litsening to enslaved, drinking a beer. Ladypig is away all day and night. Get the feeling tonight might be blissful
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I recommend wanking until you're spaffing dust

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

that's wank number one for Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I dunno,
maybe later on.
Awww, neighbours just complained that its too loud. I hadn't even got round to turning my second amp on. I hate when they're in during the day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Cunts, WP. They're oppressing your artistic freedom and that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

not really,
they have a newborn baby that doesn't like norwegian metal very much.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)

It needs to learn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Newborns tend to be more into doom metal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)

funnily enough, they would probably like drone metal
they love a bit of white noise either way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I saw somone with an asymmetric umbrella this morning
seemed like a fairly good idea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

asymmetric how?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Smaller at the front with a longer rear, like so
images.businessweek.com/ss/08/07/0717_idea_winners/image/g_senz_xl_storm_umbrel.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Looks shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

So does your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

The SENZ XL storm umbrella is the first aerodynamic golf umbrella. Due to its asymmetric design, the SENZ XL storm umbrella automatically finds the best position in the wind, making it comfortable and easy to use, even in strong gusts. The patented construction makes the umbrella windproof up to 70 MPH. Additionally, the umbrella will not invert. The specially shaped ‘eye savers’ provides protection from dangerous tips and the aerodynamic shape of the umbrella gives the user an excellent view. The opening mechanism has been integrated into the handle, while the smooth oval shaft suits the umbrella's aerodynamic design.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

that's a lot of fucking fannying about
for something that's fundamentally less waterproof than skin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

umbrellas are shit, just wear a hat.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

A hat won't keep your shoulders and trousers dry though will it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)

If only there was a hat that came down over your shoulders and legs
in the manner of "a coat"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

yeah, but he didn't say coat did he, he said hat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

No-one said coat
I was putting it into the mixer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I wouldn't, it takes fucking AGES to get the fibres out of the blender mechanism afterwards.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Really not much to do north of the wall is there?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

If Nakers and Tangles are to be believed, I'm reduced to wanking over rabbits with a stapler up my arse.
I'm actually facing the utter futility of trying to chose a pram by any other method more logical than throwing a fucking dart at some pictures on the wall, but the former image is probably a better one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Second hand bugaboo chameleon was great for us and grows with the sproglet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

No good for us, they weigh quite a lot more than most others
and we live in a first floor tenament flat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

maybe should have got yourself a proper house before you got pregnant,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, this has got more floorspace than most people's houses
It'll do for the moment.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Are you pregnant badge?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

no, you heartless bastard, it's just water retention.

Mrs B is, yes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

yeah we've ditched it for a basic maclaren now of this reason
no good for a newborn though.

How is Mrs. B getting on? Any idea of it's sex?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'm guessing Mrs B is female.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

It takes a lot to get past you, jeffers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

She's doing OK, ta
nope, no idea, don't want to know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

You're going to need to know once it is born.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Do I?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

If only for naming purposes.
Unless you are going for one of those unisex names.
But it's one of those questions people expect you to know the answer to once they are born.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Nosy fucking bastards.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Congratulations on your fully functioning reproductive abilities.
I sincerely hope that you are making the most of your final days of freedom by going out and drinking as much booze as you can.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Thank you
I have been drunk constantly since the 20 week scan, ta.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Good stuff.
You have to remember that you are drinking for two now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Three, technically.
Mrs B isn't drinking either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I meant her.
Babies don't really need beer until at least six months old.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

yeah, but they definitely need me to drink gin for them

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Definitely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Ewwwww breeders :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Well someone's got breed some intelligent fucking children
We're positively selecting for retardedness and XFactor as a species these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)

MUTANTS

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

If you want to be dry live in the desert.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

ry ead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Capt Placid seems to survive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)

But will it stop cunts from getting the the fucking way with their umbrellas?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)

only death would do taht

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i mean,
how hard would t be to find a photo online of a product that is clearly for sale?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

i dun you a picture

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

alright Nakey-Noos my main nizzle?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

tired and bored, wish i was wfh
then I'd go back to bed I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

And i have to go to Westfield tonight to do Christmas shopping
BAD TIMES
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You have a whole Irish boy band to help you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)

strike 1 AND 2

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Nasty

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I know, i may need some dutch courage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Jesus fuck man, are you MENTAL?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)

well I have to buy shit for the wife, and it's undercover
and the sales have started
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Still
*pours a 40 out for Nakers*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I'm scared now
hold me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)

*holds*
It's OK, it's not gay unless our winkies touch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

*puts winky away*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

What are you doing with the rest of your Teletubbies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Sticking them up his Laa-laa and getting Emvee to take photographs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

*clicks*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

the image challenge this week is really shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

agreed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I am now full of Italian food and Peroni
That is better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Ahh, shuddapyaface.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Wassa matter Jeff
Hey?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)

A lack of respect.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Why you looking so sad, hey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

It's a nice place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1814507
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

From whom?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)

It's a not so bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

It IS a nicea place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1814536
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Is it 5:30 yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Apparently not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'm on the heineken in those little cans.
They don't last very long do they?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Can't remember the last time I drank Heineken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Barely a gob full, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Battle fitness resumed.
Move along. Nothing to see here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

you feeling alright now?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

3 drink rule, Piggers.
Turned out 5 was the charm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I've just had an office buffet, complete with champagne and low-alcohol bucks fizz.
I am fed and happy.

Anybody else fed and happy?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

*raises hand*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

2 Sains peppered steak slices and a few shants.
That'll do nicely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

A Cubano Toastie from Eat.
It was rather pleasant, would eat again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I've done a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)