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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This escaped mental patient was found in a bar I used to work in
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9777297/Black-Dog-Strangler-found-after-escape-from-secure-hospital.html

Im amused. Have been sent photo evidence and videos of the riot vans outside. Ha!

Black Dog Strangler is a shit name mind.

What would your crazy killer name be?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:35, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
ALSO... What/Who would you murder.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Which bar was it?
I couldn't see any mentioned in the article
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Bank bar in newcastle
My friend still manages. It's a gay bar too so who knows what he was after... Maybe to change his killer name to something more credible!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Is that down the pink triangle?
I've never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, right next to Switch opposite the life centre

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Ahh, ok

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Yeah of course you havent heard of it
I thought they named one of the cubicles after you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
One of the holes in the cubicles, please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Black Dog Strangler sounds like a pub blues band
I'd have to be The Bovine Strangler
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I think this is a euphemism for wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Black Dog was Churchill's euphemism for depression
Maybe he only kills depressed people?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Black Shuck
that dog don't give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
*gives Cavy one*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Or someone murdering a Led Zeppelin track.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I strangled a couple of black dogs in the disabled bogs this morning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
What a coincidence!
I bathed a darkie in mine not half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I remember serving another guy in there once
and him being escorted out by police minutes later, minus his pants.
I didn't realise he was trouserless as he was covered by the bar.

Seems to be the place they all flock to.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)
It is a gay bar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)
YOU'RE a gay bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
+e

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Gayer than the average

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Generally people wear pants :/

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Even the gays?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
They don't like to be called gays.
They prefer fags.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
That's the only name I actually hate.
The only people I know to use it are those mental Westboro Baptist people.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
It is a proper deep south insult

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I used to live in Tennessee
and the word is in every sentence.

Rednecks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
My brother worked in Georgia for a while
He was once approached by a huge redneck in (outdoor) toilet of a backwoods bar who used the immortal line "that's a mighty pretty penis you've got there, boy - mind if I touch it?"

The deep south - mental, but polite with it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I think if somebody said that to me (which they wouldn't, mine's well minging)
I'd just stare open-mouthed in shock. Which probably wouldn't be wise, given the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
is this why your cockgazzes never work?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I tried pejazzling, once
but in order to get it looking anywhere near presentable I basically had to cover it in glue and just dip the thing in glitter.

Fucking chafed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Voltaire's angry cock.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
He went "eeeep"
and ran.

My brother's a fairly sizeable chap, too, but apparently this guy was ... large. Although, one suspects in this situation your mind might play tricks on you, start seeing banjos that aren't there, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I encountered something similar. I don't blame your brother
they breed some fucking terrifying bears that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
And did he mind?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
On balance, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Sensible lad.
In the summer we used to go to a lake in Missisip and the locals would have CAT caps, dirty dungarees half done up and no shoes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)
CottonEyeJoelolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Cotton Japs
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Such prudes
I'm swinging wild and free at my desk right now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
swinging?
or bobbing about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Like an angry metronome

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
he married a nurse?
Good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
The Black Dog Strangler's Black Dog

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
A lovely pint, that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
shame it was spilled when he got nabbed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
If you leave a pint of black dog on the bar
will it herd up pints of black sheep for you?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Yes sir, yes sir.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
get by.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's strangler.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Did he?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Doddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Tickling stick, or somesuch.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Tattyfellarious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
No, Ken Dodd's Dead Dog's Dad's Edward Woodward's Strangler

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Ee-waa-woo-waa did what why whom?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
alright The Oban

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Alright Wizzle Pizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
you gravy?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)
s'all gravy, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
s'all babygravy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
you disgust me in so many exquisite ways

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Will 'The real Bum Gravy' please not stand up?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Will 'The real Bum Gravy' please gush out
please gush out
please gush out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I have a horrible feeling I shall be singing this to myself on the morrow.
CURRY NIGHT WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I'm gonna curry it up like a motherfucker tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
CURRY NIGHT WOO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
*naan high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
The Overtaker
Cos I'd be harder than the Undertaker. Also I'd kill people by cutting them up real good. In my car.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Mine would be 'Monty Boyce'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It's taken
Soz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Tangledupinmonty?

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Hahaha
What about with an underscore?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
M_nty B_yce?

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
N_o

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
tangIedupinblue?

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
HEY GUYS!!!!
IT'S COLIN KWIKFIT!!!!

*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
*bows*

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
You just can't get better
It's terminal, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Oh LOL

*trusts boys*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

boys + Boyce
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
How come you've resurrected this account?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
just to rub it in really

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I'd report you to the mods, but they seem to be ignoring me :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Which I do you want back?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
The Jackson 5's dyslexic classiczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
The missing one, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Michael's not missing sadly
The King is dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Missing from where?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820720
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
*head asplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Try this one instead:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820696
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I don't even know who it is, tangledupinbieieieieieieue

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I'm not sure the average Tabloid hack knows of the existence of the underscore key
Reports of his crimes would lead to copyright infringement as well as all the murder. Max Clifford will have a fucking field day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
In between being bummed sensless in prison?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)
We can only hope
Regardless of how desperate I was however, I wouldn't stick it to a man who might, however tiny the possibility, have knobbed Jade Goody.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
IN R HARTZ 4EVR

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Alright piumdozer?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820724
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Ooh you cheeky scamp!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)
New threadizzle my nizzle.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Fucking hell
The popular page is fucking barren. I assume that this is because the 8 out of 10 cats Christmas special has raised our expectations dramatically.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820530
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
*looks around*
No, it's definitely not that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

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