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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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F f f f f f ucking Friday!Woop!
It is the first Friday of 2013. How are YOU going to celebrate this fact? By the medium of dance? Beer? MDs? Posh wank?
What are you lot up to this weekend? Are you skint and therefore huddled round a candle slowly warming a tin of Tesco Value beans?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:30,
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I'm not doing anythingChristmas has fucking bankrupted me this year, as a result, I will spend this weekend doing fuck all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:31,
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It's what Jesus would have wanted.He was totally OK with gluttony, greed and financial incompetence. Those were like his key messages on earth.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:36,
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I'm not sure that Jesus had realistic expectations of what 21st century life would be like, when he was mumbling beatitudes from a hillside in Galilee.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58,
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Was that not Puff the Magic Dragon?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:59,
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Aw buy us one too, will ya mister?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:38,
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Alexei Sayle's new remixDidn’t quite have the same impact ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:48,
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Depends on the weatherIf it'll stay dry for a bit a walk with the dog is on the cards. This may incorporate a visit to a public house of some sort.
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Woah there, let's not go mad, eh Loco?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:53,
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I'm looking at holidaysCould you cook from scratch? I quite like the look of this
www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2012/dec/21/cooking-foraging-course-cornwall
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:51,
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That sounds fucking excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58,
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Fucking hell and you lot call me a yurt wanker.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:00,
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Take it, they probably make you Distill your own
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:07,
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The wife went and did some assessing at her old catering college And was shocked to find out that they no longer teach them how to prepare from whole carcasses.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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You get to chop stuff up and cook it though!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:09,
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These 3 days in workHave been a good warm up for the real work starting next week, so I am in a chipper mood and will celebrate by using the Whiskey testing membership that my missus got me, I will make notes and report back on Monday I know how much we all love a good Whiskey discussion
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You know me, sporto, I'm not one to let a day such as Friday pass by without celebrating it in some way.The Mrs is taking little tangle to the panto this evening, so I'll probably have a joint and a beer and maybe a little wank and then just fall asleep on the sofa.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:55,
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The magic triangleAlcohol
Spunky tissues
Weed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58,
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I'm going to get really fucking high, and watch the big lebowski and drink Heineken, pass out on the sofa, only to be awoken at 3am by one of the dogs licking my face to check I'm still alive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:00,
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I am very pretty despite the scars.also, I had to fucking Google that, not the most fresh cultural reference.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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I only remember her name due to the joke that "if you get a blow job from her does it count as a threesome"
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The old ones are the best.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:13,
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*passed out on the sofa fives*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:15,
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I'm gonna think of you when I'm trying to push out that last desperate want before the 1 minute preview ends on playboy channel.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20,
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+to spunk all over the settee arm(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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sorry al, little typo. Should have been wank, sorry mate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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I am not broke because..A. I (my wife) bought all the Christmas presents in October/November
B. We didn't buy many and didn't spend much.
The true meaning of Christmas is nuts.
This weekend I am going to a sex and drugs party with some supermodels.
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Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:07,
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Are you going to drive there?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:11,
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I'm going on a stag weekend in a couple of weekswe are going ski-ing.
So, who is that is being a prissy little bitch and running to the Mods so much that it's got Wilf all scared and deleting threads?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:13,
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You witnessed last night's meltdown then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:14,
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No I just saw Wilfs comment about thread deletion and then he gave me some sort of weird justification which I didn't understandgive me the full story HH.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:16,
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x2 PD's I thought it was a new Battered account Turns out it may have been CQ?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:21,
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Sorry, which bit of "give me the full story" did you manage to misinterpret as "post unintelligible gibberish"?Fucks sake, every time you act like a normal person for a short period I forget just how much of retarded cunt you really are.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:23,
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I was fucking searching for it to link Cuntwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820900
This is where it all kicked off, read on from there + loads of deletions
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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I clearly can't read delted threads can I.Again, can you not just use your words to give me a summary of what happened? Honestly it's not that difficult an idea to get your head around.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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This started, I got about 3 gazzes from PDAnd about 6 gazzes from Wilf. They were both acting like bitches, then some vage threat was made and the post deleted.
I thought I was on 2.0 because a chunk of thread went missing.
I saw some of it in this thread, tangles read some of it in the next thread. Same old shit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:46,
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Wilf appeared to be hinting that it was P-Do(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:16,
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Now look, I'm not implying that Dozer is some sort of child abusing pervert who can't take a jokeand has to resort to sending gazzes to people asking them to stop being mean to him on the internet. But he does have a hamster as a pet, and we all know that hamsters are the sort of pet that only little children like.
That's all i'm saying.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20,
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I'm going to go to the gym and then go home and play megadrive gamesLiving the dream man. Living. The. Dream.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:17,
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I sat and played Mario Kart last night for an hourNostalgia time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20,
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I'm working my way through Shining Force II againIt's still 1994 in my heart
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24,
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I'm trying to unlock all the karts and characters for the kidshonest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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I've never played a Mario Kart gameI am the worst kind of human
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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They are my limit of complexity(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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Try using the nunchuck joystick instead of the stupid wheelit steers much better.
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Successful Fridaying Theo of the Ban.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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I've got the whole weekend off, not back in the pub until Monday night. I dunno what I'm going to do with myself for the best part of 3 days.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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Drink and walk your dogs?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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Have a big pooStart knitting
Feed the ducks
Write a letter to your MP
Come on man, there's tonnes you can do
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:32,
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I almost wrote a letter to the council about some cunt littering the river path.but then I realised I wasn't a Dick head and just put the rubbish in the bin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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I wrote a letter to Scottish radio once and got read outNext up, letter to the local paper about kids being too noisy
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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Huddled around a candle as you saybut heating a tin of Campbells meat balls.
Cinema sounds like an inexpensive option.
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Campbells meatballs are actually OKin a post-night out kind of way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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The ones in onion gravy, on toast, are great post pub food for under a quid. *studentlols*
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I quite like the tomato sauce ones in a sandwich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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this^2 adults and 2 kids to see Tinkerbell (I know!) - £26
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24,
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£10 isn't it? Might go and see that gash with Tom Cruise in it. It looks midlessly entertaining. And I like watching him run.
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I'm currently watching MI: Ghost ProtocolHe really is very short, isn't he?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:27,
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Try Vue Kids AMWeekend mornings and during hols, £1.75 each. All kids stuff from 6 months or more ago and you have to sit through a long advert for Aquafresh, but at least it's cheap.
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but heating a tin of Campbells meat balls.
Cinema sounds like an inexpensive option.
Start drinking at lunchtime today and hopefully wake up in time for work on Monday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:26,
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Have you been looking at my diary? Shit, I've got lunch with Steppy today.
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A splash of lemonade in each pint will see you right, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820130
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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Going to buy some work shirts. EXCITING.Later this month I shall move and buy a car, though. Circles and roundabouts, innit.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:35,
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wotcha sporters.Kind of accidentally 2.0'd you for about a second there. I fixed it.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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Yeah but they're proper suit shirts.I dress one step up from jeans.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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what car? move where? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:38,
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I'm going to buy a modern, Winders.I like the Renaultsport Meganes. Bit rudeboy to look at, but fuck me they're fun. Or maybe a Scirocco.
I'll be moving to the city. I'm going to be like that ugly one off well known girl and gay show Sex and the City.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:45,
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You need to narrow it down somewhat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1821268
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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Is that the one that used to be fitbut looks so worn out and haggard from being used as a fuck piece that she actually looks like she's been stitched together out of goat leather?
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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If it's the one from Porky's then I still would.Y'know, as a thank you for the good times during my teens.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:56,
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Yes. You know you would.
I am getting rid of my motor. It'll be a lot cheaper to insure than a boy racer mobile if you're interested.
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Oh, of course I would. Don't tell anybody but I'm a bit loose.
Is it a thirty year old gold Merc? I bet it is.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:00,
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No. It's a S reg 1.4 VW Polo. Built like a tank. Had it from brand new. 52,000 miles.
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They're good little cars, but I prefer more go.By the sounds of things though, I'll be living on a sink estate in Hounslow and driving a Micra so who knows.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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new scirocco is a great little motor.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:08,
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Yeah, I do like those.Renaultsport's more go for your pound, though.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:10,
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Renault sport will lose its value as everyone thinks they're owned by idiots doing doughnuts outside Asda at 4am.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:13,
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Someone put two black bin bags full of rubbish in our binafter it had just been collected yesterday. I suspect it's the cunts who run the car wash over the road. Should I don some gloves and open the bags up and see if there is anything incriminating, like empty bottles of detergents and some used shammy leathers?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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No it was themJust post them some Dogbots
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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Fuck off. I'm not interested in talking to you. You're too stupid to bother with, which in this place is really saying something.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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Why waste time looking for evidence?Just go over there and fuck their shit up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:54,
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MorningI am celebrating with doughnuts, brought in by the office gay as his girlfriend accepted his proposal.
Turns out he's just well groomed.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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*wanks until goes blind*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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Aye Im pretty skint too...Will mainly be cooking and getting stoned. Standard.
And sleeping.
Im cream crackered today. This 2 day working week has lasted for eternity.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:06,
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I think you've got my grump from yesterday.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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Good job it's not your question then really aint it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:18,
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I think we should all be a bit nicer to GeoJayoHe is increasing the diversity of our demographic.
Who knows where this could lead to next?
We might even get some blacks or asians posting too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:22,
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Positive discrimination.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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:)There are a lot of angry folk on here, it's cool.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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Come on people, we've got targets to meet here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:26,
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NEW THREAD! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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No, the correct answer is "There, on the stair, right there"(
Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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All I can see there is a mouse wearing clogs.(
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