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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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u good?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:15, 223 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm like Kool and the Gang jazzing the funk out of The Supremes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I'm almost half way through book 3 of K-Pax at the moment, the guy says some fucking cool shit in that book.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Good! Thanks!
I got £49 taken from my account by Amazon for some Prime delivery service I don't remember signing up to.
I called them and played holy hell and am getting a refund.

Happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
They are trialling an annual £49 fee then all your deliveries are free and express I think
First month is free sort of nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
That's the one!
Never used it and have certainly never had anything next day.

Refund right away mind after I'd had a rant
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I had to do that for one of my Old Dears a few months back.
They saw 'free delivery' and clicked without realising what it was they were signing up for.
Amazon were actually really nice and cancelled the subscription right away. something tells me they must see a lot of that happening.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
See above, you get a trial period

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)
It's a disgusting buisness practice hoping that people do it on company accounts without looking.
VistaPrint were the worst I've ever seen of that, premium-rate-number drop outs telling you that you have to send it via snailmail and the whole thing was opt-out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
To be fair, it is fairly well signposted.
They have a problem with reading instructions.

"What do I do with this?"

"What does it say to do?"

"It says 'press enter to continue'."

"Try doing that then."

*headdesk*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I do a lot of impulse buys when drunk
This would explain it.

I always get random dvds/cds I cant remember buying!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Yup, the Vista Print one not-so though

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
I signed up for it for the trial as I was ordering a load of stuff at Christmas.
Set myself a reminder to cancel it a week later, but could I find where to cancel it on the site? Could I fuck. Just got taken round and round in circles.

Fortunately I'd clicked on the wrong debit card details (for a card that had expired) and got an email a few days later saying they couldn't process the membership so the transaction would be cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)
not bad
I'm making quorn chilli and drinking tea from a mug which looks like a camera lens
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:19, Reply)
You're everything that is wrong with the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I am perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:22, Reply)
+ly unbearable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
how could you say such a thing?
I am shocked and offended by this terrible behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Tel it someone who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I told the internet
the internet cares
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Any good deals from jessops going under?
Blockbuster has haddit too.

Tonight I'm having assorted green veg, crispy salmon, baby potatos and sweet-chili'n'mayo-mix.... invalilid food lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
no idea
I've heard nothing of them selling stuff off. If they do I am buying all their film and chemicals before they become impossible to buy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Give it a decade or two..... Sad Face.
I used to love devleoping my own pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
not even that long, I'm afraid :(
we're finding film to be about 50% more expensive than when we ordered it in October already. Part of it is the whole not being able to do that selling from Jersey thing, but it's still climbing. I think my place only has a few years before students can't afford film.

I'll still do it for a few decades, maybe, I have plans to start making my own developer and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
The trouble is supply'n'demand is fucking that shit up good'n'proper.
It's coming back to being an art-supply, rather than something that everyone bought.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
it makes me a little sad
if nothing else because I'm in the middle of making my own darkroom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:51, Reply)
EEEEEEEE-MOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
blood is the best developer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:59, Reply)
It's the developer of souls

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)
My dog headbutted me today and knocked my glasses off.
Now they don't feel like they're sitting right, but I can't see anything wrong with them.
maybe he just broke my nose : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Good boy Shep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Hahahhanahahabahbaahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahaha

*breathes*

hahhahahahahahaahhababaa
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Is it worse to be headbutted by a dog than a pigeon?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)
THATTA BOY !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Relaxing in my hotel. It's about -9 outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
We did Prague in January a few years ago.
Routinely -5 to -10. Except for that one day it was -15.
I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:35, Reply)
yeah? it was -20 in Saint Petersburg
over Christmas

(this has been my trump card for anyone complaining about the cold lately)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)
For all we bitch about our own weather
we're pretty lucky to be in the Gulf Stream.
Well, until the sea level rises by 20m, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
i live on a hill
screw the rest of you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)
welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:47, Reply)
That's not really that cold though is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Not compared to how cold it can get here. Friday is supposed to be -18, but with the windchill that will feel more like -28 apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I'm going to Brussels for a long weekend in June.
Well looking forward to it big time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Really nice city. Have you been before?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Nope, closest I've been would be eating at Bellgos a dozen or soo times.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Last year I went on holiday to Brighton for 5 days and absolutly loved it, that was the only trip I've done for the last couple of years.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:46, Reply)
My family lived in belgium for a couple of years when I was younger.
There's a big army base out there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Did you ever work out which squaddie was your father?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Considering I look like my dad in a wig
there's a pretty good chance I have.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
DId you ever work out which squaddie was your mother?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Yes.
On her regimental photo, she's the only one wearing glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Oh cool, that'll be good for the whole "SPECKASH DA ENGLISHAZI" translating.
What language do they speak there?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Belgium is a two-language country
but the Brussels end is French. Nothing too stressful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Oh whicked, hopefully I should be able to pick up some Lotus Spread.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Fetch me back some Ringlings

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Your grammar is appalling.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:14, Reply)
My gramma's dead, you heartless monster.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
Lets hope you join her soon eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)
A lot of Belgians in Brussels speak English, so once you've mastered that you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Hah, I'll just speak in my normal voice, just a few dozen decibles louder.
And then if they still don't understand, i'll smash the place up, safe in the knolwedge that I tried my best. As an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Watch the pickpockets; I had my passport nicked in Brussels about 15 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)
0o0oh, near the city centre too, will watch out for that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Who are you going with?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:09, Reply)
With all the bare jokes today, about horses and hmv and blockbusters and what-not, I reckon this is my favorite piece of news.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Genius. Good luck to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Deffo
As a dev myself, I don't think I could get away with it much, the moment I had to explain my code on the spot, i'd be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
what I get from this is
'ooh, China has some good programmers'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)
All I get from your posts is 'ooh I'm really quite unintelligent'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)

'ooh I'm really quite unintelligent' hard
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)
*pukes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
don't mess with me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)
'screw the rest of you', remember?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
YEAH!
I am all about self preservation and cunting others in the fuck.

hmm, I've been here too long, I was briefly surprised when the spell check didn't think 'cunting' was a word
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
alright pp
About to have some jambalaya
foooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Aye up k'zaaaayyyyul.
I ain't had jambalaya before, and if I have, it deffo wasn't ledgit. It's a rice dish innit?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:47, Reply)
fucking lush
Not really proper,fast recipe, but so so good
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Jambalaya is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)
I do a fuckin beaut of a Jambalaya
Made one at the weekend and was sad when I'd ate it all.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Recipe please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I use chicken, king prawns and diced chorizo. add the rice in the pan once they're all fried

I make a chicken stock and add some frozen cubed chilli and garlic (you can get this at any supemarket. Add some store bought tomatos with olive oil.

Put whatever veg you're using in a casserole dish. I normally have a medley. Add the meat/rice/stock and put in the oven until cooked

Nice and easy.
I sometimes add some piri piri to the stock too for an extra kick. Secret's in the sauce
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Like a baked rissotto?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Yeah kinda I suppose. Just an easier way of doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Ta. I will try that, but with Cajun spice instead of peri peri

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Are you also going to see your Cher ami?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
The Carpenters?
Jambalaya?
On the bayou?
no?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Hank Williams, you oaf!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qdtYAVCx8
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1832802
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I never said he didn't WRITE it
but your implication was that I was wrong to suggest that the carpenters ever SANG it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
That's not great, but i'll take it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)
well, quite good really, I have pizza and big bang theory.
how's you gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Big Bang Theory is not funny.
About as much laughs as chemotherapy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
less i'd say

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I'd agree.
An autist, a 'but but ding ding' Indian, a Jewish mummy's boy and the boyfriend off Roseanne, playing the kind of people you'd avoid IRL.

No wonder Larper Wilf likes it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
tbh I've only seen the trailers
and as they are supposed to be the best bits and are shit, I thought I'd give it a miss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
it manages to be less funny than Two and a Half Men.
You know, that one with two grown men and Battered.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
this deserves some credit :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)
The grandkids love it
I'm not entirely sure I 'get' it. then again, I'm probably not the target audience.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)
are you a snorting nerd?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
No, I'm just 'old'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I bet Chompy LOVES it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Don't talk about Jewish mummy's boys like that; you'll upset Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Get fucked shorty.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Take your lithium and answer again in 10 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Get fucked shorty.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:05, Reply)
there is nice simplicity to this post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Travalota's less successful zzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Gonz, why do those cunts at Apple only supply chargers with a really short cable.
I want to watch a film on my iPad later, I don't want to have to sit on the floor next to the power socket to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:01, Reply)
how long are the cords?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:05, Reply)
About 40cm.
*awaits predictable height joke from the mentally unstable*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:06, Reply)
then you can at least stand next to the socket

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Would someone please pass me some industrial strength tape? My sides have split

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:08, Reply)
duck tape?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
you could sit on Dozer's shoulders and you just about make one Real Boy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I do wonder how I ended up enjoying your company offline a couple of times.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
is this code to say you were gobbed off by Philleas?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)
because, like you, I'm actually a quite nice guy IRL
if you pay attention you'll notice these things usually start with you being an online cunt first. *shrug* you can't have it both ways, if it's OK for you to be a cunt online and not in person, then the same applies to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
so are you saying Battered is a cunt or isn't a cunt? Does he have cunt kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I am a cunt. My child is not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
he seems a nice chap when I've met him.
good bloke, would drink with again, 8/10

but on here his persona is prettymuch cunty. I've given up trying to reconcile the 2 so I respond in kind.

no idea about his kids.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Most people on here come across as cunty though.
Saying that, I never understood why 'amusing online' has to be the same as 'cuntish twat online'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Cunt off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I feel I have a foot in both corners

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)
me neither
but the options seem to be, getting angry about it, leaving or learning to live with it. I tried the first andd it only hurt me, I tried the second but there are still some people on here I genuinely like so it's option 3.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)
ahhh, cheers matey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I am on record as saying that you're alright, for a marketing cunt, I stand by this, I quite like you.
sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I tend to vacillate between the three

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)
true dat

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)
This is a fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I know it is you great spastic.
you even agreed with me last time I raised it, jeez I thought my memory was bad....,

my post-flounce resolution was not to take online shit too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
My memory is fucked.
*epilepsylols*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
this explains a lot.
I'll put it in my sig mate then you won't forget. *affectionately ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Wuv woo. xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
oh man, screen catching dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
1st or second flounce ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
did I do 2?
gosh my memory is shite. linky?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)
naiai69 flounced didn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)
no I just changed usernames
I never posted much under that name, I might have stopped altogether for a while, but it was more not being here than a flounce if you see what I mean.

I think..
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
i remember you being quite angry most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)
OK, if you say so.
I think you remember better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Only a cunt would take online shit too seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
i take it terribly seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
i pretty much cry myself to sleep everynight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
when I've finished cutting mysel,f that is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Down the road not across the tracks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)
depressingly this is the second time I've been given this advice in 2 days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Mothers can be so cruel.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Caring too much about other people is probably the worst thing I do to myself

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)
This is probably the bentest thing you've ever posted.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
yup.
only dared say it because this is gay-shift. maybe I should delete
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)
you've completely missed the point of tangles post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)
that I am like unto Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)
you cared what he said

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)
ahh, right, point
but does that not mean I missed the point of my own post?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)
If you can't get near a USB port then I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but my 13v* ain't one.
* I don't know where I got that figure from.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Niice.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
gotta whip off some emails and eat some salmon
so could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
It's gone a bit nippy out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Put them away then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
rascist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
i've had the heating on all day and only managed 16 degrres in the living room : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
IT'S ALL A BIT TRICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
A bit pearl harbour?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
this is poorly through and badly delivered
What movie are you gonna watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
The Road.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I quite enjoyed that, pretty dark though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
not dark, dull

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I think maybe if you have kids you have a different perspective on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
The book is dull as fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
shit
I agree with dozer, man, this is a dark day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
not read it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I have been told this by a few people

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Put a light on then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
it's boring
as is the book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I thought the book was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)
you were wrong
it was whiny. I spent the whole time wishing that dude would get on with dying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I wish you would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
this is terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)
anyone know how to get all the menus and buttons to show at the top of excel, mine have disappeared

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Yes, very easy. Simply DYAAKY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
you'd miss me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
would you be kind enough to enlighten me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Don't tell him Pike.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:23, Reply)
+y

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:24, Reply)
No problem.
Just undo the action you did when you removed them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)
I remember when i used to like you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
What version of Excel are you using?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
2010

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Just right click on the command and the add to the toolbar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I think he's lost the toolbar.
But then, this isn't a surprise, he is after all a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
He probably covered it in shit
And then stuffed it up the welcoming chuff of his long suffering wife.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I know I did the same the last time I saw her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
fixed it
fucking thing was in "compatibility mode"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Thank the lord.
What are you going to use Excel for this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
some finance tracking, pretty exciting stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)
If you keep deleting the tool bar
Then it might be an idea to ask a grown up to check your calculations when you think you've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Have you thought about migrating your services to google cloud?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
thing is, google doesn't filter by date, so for this kind of question
you always get loads of shit from 2003/07 etc, which is less than helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
I don't mean search, I mean the app.... they got an online office suite.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
not very secure for work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Good news everyone. The hotel have loaned me an extension cable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)
NOW YOU CAN MASTURBATE IN THE BATHROOM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)
The hotel staff know that's what you're doing.
They know what you English chaps get up to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)
the irony is he's going to throttle a prostitute with the lead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Stay in a WiFi enabled hotel next time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)
It is wifi. Battery is low innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I'm a bit distracted watching telly.
Just imagine a hilarious joke about battered usingthe word 'low', kthnxbai.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)
How awesome is this!
www.exoticmeats.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Not that awesome

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:09, Reply)
well i was excited
thanks for pissing on my exotic bbq
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:10, Reply)
your negativity killed this thread, i hope you're happy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

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