HAHA Osborne is a cunt.
www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/25/uk-gdp-crunch-time-osborne

And some fucking twat on the radio just tried to blame the Olympics for not being in the 4th quarter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:01, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was the victim of a man in the grips of unrestrained road rage today :(
I was in fear of my life.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Did he kick your wing mirrors?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Only a complete cunt does something like that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Just checking it wasn't me that upset Kroney.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Did you kick someone's mirrors this morning then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Al kicks several wing mirrors off each morning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

If I haven't damaged at least 6 cars on my way to work then I know it's going to be a shit day.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No, I stuck my finger up at him for doing something mildly naughty.
He came over to demand to know why I'd stuck my finger up at him, so I told him.

He walked away.

It was awful :(
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

more passive than unrestrained.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

He seemed well cross.
I don't think he expected to have it calmly explained to him.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I see faults on both sides here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Mainly on Kroney's

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

You would
Your diet of flax and sunflower seeds leaves you woefully short of the hot blood and spunk that good quality red meat gives a real man.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I'm grateful for this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

What had he actually done?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

He got in my way whilst riding a bike, the cunt.
Should have run him over.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Oh, so he was a cyclist and you were the imperilaist car driver enforcing your will on teh people through violence?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It's the British way.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Says a frenchman.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

God. You people constantly complain that immigrants don't integrate
and when one tries to you're all "YOUN NOT INGLISH, YOU FROGGY".

Can't win.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

To paraphrase MMPS
'stick some snails up your cock and shit out a frog's leg'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I bet you felt like a fucking flid.
being all rude like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I got some Cheese Twisties in the post from my cousin the other day.
I love cheese twisties. Can you send me some on a monthly basis?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

sure can, if you give me an address and enough money to send it.
I miss twisties. I can't eat them any more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Is it because you're fat?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

no, it's because they have gluten in them.
and they make me feel really rubbish.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Like a fat person?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

You should have demanded an apology.
Were you walking or also in a car?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Also in a car.
I didn't need an apology. He knew he was in the wrong otherwise he wouldn't have got so defensive. It was barely worth the finger.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

What? Osborne is a prick? Surely not...
www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/24/osborne-dismisses-imf-caution-fiscal
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

The problem is that Gideon isnt only a prick
he is an incompetent prick, who only ever has 2 fall backs
1) its all labours fault
2) Eurozone

Both of which are redundant arguments
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

That white stuff on the ground, it's not snow, it's a billion billion little white excuses that this quarters growth will be negative as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I like Gideon
He's such a podge faced pillock, so full of Eton and pomposity. He's what a toff should look like, his face aches for a bop on the nose. Bless him.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

who is Gideon? am I being spectacularly thick?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Osbourne

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

oh, I see, again. why call him Gideon? is this a Bible thing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

It's his middle name
And it's far better than 'George'
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Gideon was his first name.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Oh I didn't see that
That's even better
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

wasn't guy of gisbourne some sort of prick in Robin Hood,
Could we work that in somewhere do you think? With Milliband as some sort of prickish Robin of Loxley?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

But who'd be Maid Marion?
And would Danny John-Jules turn up to do some skiffle dancing?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Osbourne

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Osbourne

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Osborne

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

oh man and I bought a new telly, I thought that would help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Only if it's a British telly
Them jap ones don't help anyone
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Shit, it's a Toshiba
I'll take it back for Rover V8 CRT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

The Castingdale 'Soliloquy' is pretty good too, head down to Rumbelows and pick one up

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Good choice, very good tellies, those.
Though mostly because they're based on the Chevy small block TVs, not because of any quality engineering on Rover's part. You just just have to look at the K series small screen TVs for evidence of that.

LOL!
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I GET ALL OF THESE CAR JOKES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Al, can you please stop trying to blame the goverment(s) for the mess we're in. We're ALL in this together, every single one of us.
Essenchally laying blame at the doors who caused all this, you're blaming every single voting person in the UK, and it's _not_ their fault.

We're all in this together, from the declared-fit-to-work parapaligic (who can use their teeth whilst sitting in a chair to run things through the till and therefore is completely fit to work) to the multi-millionare who can no longer declare his children as a buisness expense.

Grow up, for fuck's sake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

How are Pittsburgh getting on?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Won the first two against Flyers and Rangers, then lost against Leafs. Up against Jets tonight. I've not heard of them before, must be a new team.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I don't know anything about pokemon.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's ok the Telegraph say it's pretty much a blip
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/9826019/UK-heads-for-triple-dip-as-GDP-contracts-0.3pc.html
They're such fucking apologists.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9826104/Dave-George-and-Boris-out-for-pizza-night-before-GDP-woe.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

politicians should not be allowed to eat prior to any announcements, public duties or work days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I THINK MAYBE THEY SHOUDL HAVE BEEN EATING SOME HUMBLE FUCKING PIE YEAH!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

pffft, now you sound like an over emotional columnist
people gotta eat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Who knows much about finance and personal banking?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I haven't checked my bank account for almost three years
I can help
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

A bit. Wassup?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Right if I get a joint bank account with my girlfriend, for bills and shit,
how do credit scores work on the overdraft? are they sort of added together or averaged or is it the lowest one?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

ooh, I dunno. I've had a joint account for years
much of which it was in it's overdraft, but it was an arranged overdraft and I've never had any credit issues.

not sure if a sample of 1 is helpful here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

i havent for years, but the shit storm of getting evicted is still on the file

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Why did you get evicted?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

landlord spent all my rent and deposit didnt pay mortgage

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

i pmsl

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

how would that affect your credit rating?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

All the bills were in my name up until the repossetion, and I had to find a new place and pay a deposit.
And pay the old bills. Which was a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

And new bills and letting fees

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Did you take him to court?
Or would that have been a massive excercise in futility?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I did, and it was.
I have a CCJ for £2.7k, he won't pay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Can you not use that to get your credit file cleared?
Please reply to this in the next thread.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

At least he can still get credit cards
even with a CCJ.

Surely though, that fact alone will help your credit score?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Many years ago I discovered that I had a terrible credit rating
All because I had never had any credit.
So I ended up paying in cash.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

running the premises as a business to brew beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

George Osbourne LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!1111

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Maybe, instead of paying out income support to all these feckless scroungers we seem to have,
the government should sell them off as slaves. We'd solve the debt problem, the housing problem, and raise the national IQ, all in one go.

This post may contain traces of irony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

You'd make a rubbish slave.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I make a rubbish wife.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

and a rubbish mod

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

At least I am neither bent, nor a spastic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

we only have you word for that
and you DO live in Weston, so there is something not quite right
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Why?
You should fix up, woman.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Thanks, Dizzee

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Why are you a rubbish wife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Because she's grossly obese, lazy, her tits drag on the floor and she'd rather spend time with her dog than her husband.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah, there is that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I'm not, I'm a fucking ace wife.
That was just for comedy effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

she could be a "couch" slave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

If they're feckless then presumably they'll be crap slaves
Can't we just harvest their organs?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Hey, once you've bought them, you can do what you like with them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Well they'd need a full medical first
No point paying top dollar on a 40-a-day Brasso drinker. Lungs and liver'll be fecked.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

European banker in 'Banking and financial markest are not the real economy' shocker!
From the BBC news website.
'European Central Bank (ECB) president Mario Draghi says he expects the eurozone economy to begin recovering in the second half of this year.

Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, he said there had been significant improvements in European financial markets.

But he said it would take time to see similar gains in the real economy.'

Well, who would've thought it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

someone should rape him, that'd show him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)