Views on homeopathy please.
Most people I know regard it as bollocks.
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2267120/Homeopathy-rubbish-shouldnt-available-NHS-says-chief-medical-officer.html#ixzz2IuYbHHUQ
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:19, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

now you've done it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)

It works as a placebo.
For it to work you have to lie to your patients, which isn't really a good way for the NHS to run.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

It's bollocks
mind you the placebo effect is well documented, the mind can be a help to healing. Curing people with just water is snake oil though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)

No, its water

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Bollocks are mostly water

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Mine are mostly polyfilla
I had an accident
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

So you can fill cracks with them?
*badum-tish*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

My ex hasn't been able to open her legs for six years
Sealed shut
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Only for you mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Walked into that one :(

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

*insert cavernous fanny joke here*

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

wouldn't be hard!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Not up there, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

i thought they were mostly spunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Not after a hard Friday afternoons titgaz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

It's bollocks
But there's some benefits, mainly the bit where they sit down and have a nice chat with the homeopather. Homeopath?

Turns out having a good chat about what's ailing you does you a bit of good

But it's not an opinion that it's bullshit - it's bullshit, other than as a placebo.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Right next thread
This one's solved now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

well done the oban

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I'm doing my part just trying to HEY HOLD ON

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I see articles like
this and wonder if the husband is happy with the wife losing weight
I mean, obviously he didn't have an issue if he dated and asked you to marry him when you were fat
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

She might have wanted to feel better about herself though and he should be happy about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

No no no
If she gets self esteem she'll leave him for someone else
Women must be ground down under an iron boot.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

*takes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

of course he is
"No fat chicks"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

He shouldn't get used to it, she'll be a fatty again in a few years.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

babies, eating for two, etc

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

You shouldn't judge women by their physical characteristics, mate.
That's bang out of order. You should judge them by the whole package. They're people too, you know. WIth thoughts and feelings and dreams.

Haha, just kidding. Somebody has to fuck the fat Dorises, right? Just as long as it ain't you and me, right? Right?
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Don't forget they have aspirations too.
And personalities.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah!
Some of them have a LOVELY pair of personalities ;)
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

fat chicks have asthmarations am I rite?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Ho-ho.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

First rule of Love Club
No fat chicks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Fat birds try harder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

maybe she was thin when they met, got fat, and then got thin again
Either way, he was happy to marry a fatty and got an upgrade, or loved her enough that when she put on weight he stayed. Leave the poor guy alone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I'm not bothering him
It was a thought ffs
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Can you stop bullying them both please
Let them have their happiness
Don't make us report you to plod
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I WILL NEVER STOP THE BULLYING

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

The lesser known single from Glee

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

He might be able to get a full meal now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

she's ten times prettier than he is, fat or thin
but maybe, just maybe, they don't care about looks because they actually like each other. how novel would THAT be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Doesn't happen.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

You're just making it up now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i didn't write the article

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

that's my fucking point swipe
he loved your fat arse enough to ask to marry it, why you changing now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ah well maybe she didn't like her own fatass
she could have changed herself for lots of reasons. i gained weight over a very abusive bf, then lost it because i got over what happened and didn't want to hide myself any more. that being said, i only came across one guy who was shallow enough to mind the weight. and he was far and away the ugliest guy i've ever bumped uglies with, which is pretty ironic when you think about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

yes but what am I going to have for lunch?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

something english

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

haha did you see the first comment?
"good for her, you british women should look to her for guidance
- Sheamus , Baltimore, United States, 25/1/2013 15:53"
stupid american
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

haaaaa
wannabe irish prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

She's loads hotter thinner.
Fact.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

i hope you get married
and your wife gets really really fat really fast
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Then I guess I'll be getting a divorce.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

and i will represent her for free
she willl raaaaaape you for every penny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Yes, with your extensive knowledge of property law.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

she's the size of a house, man
That's GROUNDS for divorce
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Ooooh SICK burn, Quint
Haha, you tell her.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

do you think a woman ever divorced a man for getting too fat?
I'm sure it's happened, I just think men are more focused on that than women are
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

cos bitches be crazy for mcnuggets, yo

(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I only eat mcdonalds when I'm drunk as fuck

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

so you've got a drinking problem too?
Poor k swizz :(
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I have issues

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

nope
but for being shallow and thick maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I've got kronely's back since he mentioned me in the last thread, you gonna get pwnd, bitch
Objection!
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

ha bring it on neckless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

it's that kind of comment that'll land you in jail on charges of contempt

(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i am the law

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

FUCK YEAH SWIPE!
*cheers for Team Swipe*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

you spend too much time on here to be anything like a half decent solicitor
Your clients must all be retards and vagrants
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

haha vagrants? do people actually use that word?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

He just needs to marry an Italian Then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

She just said fat.
Not fat AND hairy.

FFS, Nakers. Pay attention, man.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Spanish?
Mind you they never stop fucking gabbing, might not be worth it
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

On the plus side, they're so lazy they always have a kip in the afternoon.
Just right for a few lunchtime jars without the usual female bitching about how I should be earning mo' money.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

fucking cretins
8 stone 13lbs is not half of 14st

Dickheads
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It's bollocks
Dangerous bollocks, too. I'm all for the placebo effect but there have been cases where seriously ill people have shunned medicines that could have saved their lives in favour of homeopathic remedies. That, in itself, is not a real problem for me. If you're dumb enough to use homeopathy you're too dumb to be left in the gene pool - even in the shallow end. But, don't make these decisions for your kids.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I like Placebo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

^Nancy boy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

it's complete bollocks.
Voodoo has a better scientific basis.

I find it nearly impossible to respect anyone who believes in it, as least if they understand how it actually 'works'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

You do?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Voo-doo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Judo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

REMIND ME OF THE BABE

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Thats a pig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I might do roast belly pork on Sunday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I think this is an excellent idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I agree, I ratify this meal idea
But now I have to wait through staurday :/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Loads of good mash needed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I had that last week.
It was stunning. Mashed swede, roasties and some iron filled green veg. Not forgetting the homemade gravy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I pronounce you man and cow.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Pub, doom bar, gq boris special
All is well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Kudu Aloo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

potato!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

POTATO!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Pumpkin!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

African curry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

it cured my hysteria

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

What about your listeria?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

something something Def Leppard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Armageddon It

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

C'mon Steve

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

*pours sugar*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

*cures Pyromania*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Photograph or it didn't happen

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

*arm falls off*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

mouthwash

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I thought your hysterectomy did that?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

the doctor filled a glass bottle with water and a drop of menstrual blood then diluted it one thousand fold
then smashed the bottle over the bar and gouged the womb out
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It was one of those Indian doctors I have read about, wasn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

lolzorz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

this is my homeopathic reply.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

You've pushed my joke way down you homeo prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I've already had 15 thankyou gazes

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

What's the smallest pub in Britain?



The thalidomide arms
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Haha fucking hell

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I did a new thread you cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

nobody cares about pololotics

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

More to the point, nobody cares about Chompy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)