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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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been a while.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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Your mum swallows.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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lol lol lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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NOT ENOUGH LUNCH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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Please send help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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NEEDZ MORE RAPE!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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that word hurts!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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I think she had a point though, I feel the same way about the word peado. Not 'cus I was nonced/have nonced, but 'cus its come to mean "Someone who I don't like / disagree with".
Saying "What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape" is OK because its intended to make people laugh. Saying "My boss raped me by keeping me late at work" isn't ment to make anyone laugh, it's ment to imply that "the boss did something bad to me".
But saying that, it's not exactly the right place to take issue with such a thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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I hate these threads.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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First job offer
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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I hope you stated in the job interview
that you would not be prepared to go the extra mile despite their expectations and that if they didn't like it you'd bully their children into suicide?
It's only fair to be honest.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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Kroney, so rebellious
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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I hate these threads.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Faking dyscalculia again?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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Yes it is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Oh em gee.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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im breaking rules
Parents: does the rule of drunks apply to sick.children where you dont wake them up because they'll puke?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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I foresee someone deliberately misinterpreting this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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No. Put this child in the recovery position as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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what is a recovery position?
I just want to put him back in bed, I kept him home from school because he has a fever, he fell asleep on the couch but I dont want to wake him of hes gonna puke
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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drown in canal
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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my cousin (their mother) is an rn & has never heard of this either
So im not doing it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Doctors here do.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Merkins are retards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Worse than Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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what the Fuck?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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What's an rn?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Registered nurse. Probably
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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registered nonce morelike.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Are you really?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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Makes me sick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Red nosed reindeer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Seriously? It's up there with CPR in terms of "Shit all people should know, espescially medical profesionals".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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hang on, I'm breaking out of 3 words,
I assume rn means she is trained or responsible for others well being, and has never heard of this? Even the shit first aid course I have to do every couple of years to try and stop drunks dying in my pub teaches this, and you, as a carer for children, are unaware of how to look after someone unconscious, and neither does the mother?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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Why do you kill people in your pub?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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Convenient location, probably.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Plus the sawdust soaks up the blood.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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Plus you can normally get a pint worth if you ring out the saw dust over a glass.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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I don't kill anyone in the pub,
I try and keep them alive long enough that we can drag em up the street and they can die in a gutter. I don't need the police wasting my time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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well im not sure what to tell you
Other than he's sleeping, not unconscious, therefore doesnt require first aid nor a recovery position because if he needs to puke he will get up and do so
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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Have you heard of Jimi Hendrix or Bon Scott?
Both these guys died because they vomitted in their sleep and choked to death on it.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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actually both my brother (3 months old)and my cousin (17 yrs, and their uncle) died from asphyxia
Im.familiar with it, thanks
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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and suddenly everyone shuts up
Convenient
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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Perhaps if there had been better education about recovery positions they might not have died?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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Do you often get slapped you fucking prick
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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Clearly not often enough.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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But seriously K, if you have a kid who's feverish and vomiting, you should be getting them to sleep on their front so if they do puke
it will just roll out and not choke them.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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but you still look after children.
What if his fever makes him dizzy, he falls over and knocks himself out? This is basic shit
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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im not a fucking moron
I just didnt want him to puke on me
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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delete this now
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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never
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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get to fuck
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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I'm eating lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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hope you choke.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Love you too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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What you eating?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Sandwich and fruit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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I haz burrito.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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and also syphilis.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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This is shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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Yes it is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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New thread required.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Increase your effort.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Suck my cock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Trying my best.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Hi, I'm back.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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It's fat Bob!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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Where've you been?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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Time to go
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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Thanks for coming.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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Indeed, my pleasure.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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+ on B3th's face.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Alright Steve. Breasts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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Trailer Park Boys?
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M o D, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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Yes it is.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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very funny show
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M o D, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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It's no "Mrs Brown's Boys".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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correct tpb's funny
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M o D, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Live tour, London
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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tickets booked today
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M o D, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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alright, obesity Robert
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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i was just talking about how a missed him yesterday and then here he is
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quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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I like breasts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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I hate you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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fucking stupid dozer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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what a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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love you too
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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smelly bum face.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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asmellyarsemist
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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ginger cock smoker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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I like Breasts!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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Too slow Winders.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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Stupid phone cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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Don't feel bad.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Has "bored" bindun?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Your mum has.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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ha ha ha
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Alright Windy Pig
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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this thread Sucks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Not like Darth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Nobody does, mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Thats the joke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Reputation to defend
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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"Anglia's best blowies"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Advertised in phoneboxes
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Darth is gay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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so are you
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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So's your face
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Allover yourmum's tits.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Stunned loves cock
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Not love, necessarily.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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I have proof.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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I love lamp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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+ito
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Needs more words
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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NEEDS MOAR +ITO!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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lamp cock.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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dorothy mantooth > saint
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quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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Court this afternoon
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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(Not being charged)
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Drink driving again?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Rule Number 1:
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Don't get caught
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Rule number 2:
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quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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using two posts for once sentence makes you look like a prick
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quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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good luck Frisbee.
Don't spill coffee.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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DOZER FISTS ANTELOPES
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Not sure why
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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But he does
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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course I do
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Unusual glove choice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Hi sparkly dude
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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Evening Mr French
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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For fuck's sake. Call me when there's a new thread.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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You start one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Very good idea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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I'm next due to start a thread in February.
Sorry.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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You lazy tosser.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Vive le France
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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double decker, controversial?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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You bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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you little runt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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too much nougart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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Just fucking ugly.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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Like your mum.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Just ugly fucking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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now feel sick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Please kill yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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quiet oompa loompa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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office lol time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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Tastes like shit.
Inferior to Boost.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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go fuck yourself
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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where is scarpe?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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penis up bum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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no harm done
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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ho ho ho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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i don't even
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quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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times got desperate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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shit got real
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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this went well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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Been worse threads.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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this is true
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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Worse Than Nakers
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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Not physically possible
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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New post please
this is shit
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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Housemates cooking - amazing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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