Money money money.
How are you about money? One of the contractors in the pub was shocked when he came in to my office and saw a few grand lying around on the desk after the busy weekend, and said I should be more careful. I guess after all this time handling cash I just sort of forget that it's actually terribly valuable. Do you carry a lot if cash? I see guys in the pub quite often with huge rolls of twenties that are ripe for a good mugging.
I'm a bit funny with my own money, I have to have at least a fiver in my wallet or I get worried. Do you have a thing?

Alt; smelly smelly why are you so smelly.

Altalt. No.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:55, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

oh shit. sorry Boyce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I think I shall sit this one out if you don't mind...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

sorry mate, I didn't think.
I'll start a space rock thread just for you and me later.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

What else is in your wallet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

oyster card, bank card, water stones card, driving license, alcohol personal license, other bank card,
And a drawing a little girl did for me when I was sat crying outside the church at my mums funeral.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

awwww

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Wallets are like black holes
They draw stuff into them that is never seen again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I clear mine out a lot,
I hate the clutter.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Me too
*autistic wallet high-fives*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

ha, and I just found a note I'd forgotten about from a girl at the pub on saturday
"your hair is lovely, to make it even more lovelier (sic) , use Umberto Giannini scrunching curl friends."
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

girls are silly.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I hardly ever have cash on me these days, true storey
alt: sportscow claimed me :(

altalt: ok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I don't carry cash
and it doesn't bother me. If on the very odd occasion that I need paper monies for example if the wife has been in a car accident and suffered severe brain damage so I am actually allowed out to the pub I will go to a cashpoint. If I have any change left I give it to the kids for their money boxes.
( Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I carry my entire wealth with me at all times as Krugerrands.
Alt: It is the smell of fear.

Altalt: Ah go on...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I barely carry cash. Get out what I need or pay on card most the time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

you know what I like,
Contact less, none of that fucking about with a pin number, saves a whole heap of time in my industry too, when some cunt tries to pay for a lime and soda on a card.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I think I've only used it once.
Made me feel like I was in star trek or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Britains greatest inventor
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21323365
makes something shit for £1k. He's really lost it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Those Airblades are fucking ace, though.
Much better than the normal ones you get, where you might as well just hold your hands in front of your face and blow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

They're overrated, a high power normal hand dryer is better.
Never dried my hands in one go on an airblade, no matter what they say.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Thanks "localboy"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I've always found them to work really well AKTUALLY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

it's probably bercause you have such sweaty palms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

You have to run your hands through quite slowly
but they are effective.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I always have an urge
To dry my bollocks in them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Karma caught up with me last night, it waited 4 years to get me but it did
4 years ago I pinched a Peroni glass from a pub as i still had a half pint to drink and we had to go.

The glass has been at the back of my cupboard for 4 years, never used. then when I went to get it out yesterday I bumped it against the cupboard on the way out and it broke cutting my finger in three places :o(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

:o(
Beer glasses are cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Happy birthday for yesterday twin man.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Monty here.
Don't tend to carry much cash, remember once though going to a car auction with 900 quid in my back pocket (20 years ago or so) which felt a bit unsafe given some of the unsavoury characters wandering about the place.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

when you have a lot of cash at work, it just becomes bits of paper
when i was a letting agent, lots of people paid rent in cash, so there could be thousands in the cash till some evenings. it just became another admin thing.

that being said, i think there is a raw temptation to cash that doesn't exist with cards or other forms of payment. eg when my dad was a bank director, they had an issue where one of the clerks left £1k in cash on the desk. it disappeared.

next day the cleaner, who had been working there for 5 years and was scrupulously honest (she also cleaned my parents' house and never touched a penny), brought it back in. she was sobbing and said that they were terribly in debt and she just couldn't resist it. it was horribly sad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I hope you shat in her cunt and had her deported

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

+ with some of the shit dribbling down her thighs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Excellent imagery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

deported to where?
she already lived in wythenshawe.

before this mess, her bf refurbished my beetle for me. i fucking loved that car. v much wish we hadn't sold it. but my dad got sick of pouring money into it. you need to be able to fix cars yourself to run one effectively, i reckon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

No idea where that is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

South of Manchester, near the airport

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

it's the last place god made

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

The anus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

sounds delightful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

It really is
(!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Great euphemism here 'her bf refurbished my beetle'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

+ bonnet

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

dammit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

i don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

+bonnet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1853154
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

FFS Nakers
WTN

What does a Beetle bonnet look like?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

a scarab bettle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Look in the mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

ok now what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A CUNT?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I need to have at least a fiver, or preferably a tenner, in my purse at all times.
I also do that annoying thing where, when I have lots of cash, I have to have it all facing the same way and the same way up. Also, if I have a pile of change on my desk, it has to be neatly stacked according to size order.

I may have issues.

Alt: because I touch myself at night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

t+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I like to carry about £50.
Don't use credit cards, just my bank card and put as many things on direct debit as possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

so far, it's you getting mugged at the bash.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Pfft. I'd like to see anyone try. Unless one of you fat shutins tries to sit on me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

just ppick him up by the ankles and shake him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

He isn't a fucking penguin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

As i mentioned above I slice my finger up, and have a p[laster on so typing is harder than normal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I bet it has Mr Men on it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I had to make it out of half a plaster and some extra tape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

30m of tape I assume?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Nakers, earlier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It's only 2 fingers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

he just waddles like one when he shits himself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I always like to have about £20 on me at all times
Saves having to piss about with a card for small transactions.

My mate works in a bank and says it take a lot of time before you forget about the hundreds of thousands of pounds sitting in the vault.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I used to worry, and always take a second person, and vary my route,
Now I'll happily wander up the bank with 10k in my bag, same bag, same route, pretty much the same time everyday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

*makes notes*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

m t
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

hahahahaha
you have finally justified your existence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I just found £15 in my pocket! irony lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

gimme

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Now you mention it, you do bear more than a passing resemblance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

leave your wife out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

pfffft, greedy lawyer types

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

i was thinking you could use it to buy me dinner tonight
at our SECRETBASH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I'm home alone tonight, just me and lawless on dowload

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

i will be at the gym
it nearly killed me last night. why is it that the same routine is a breeze one day and torture a couple of days later? why? why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

are you having a rest day in between?
if you don't have a rest your body will fatigue because the muscles don't have time to repair from the exercise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

it depends
in theory yes, in practice my work/social life doesn't always let that happen! eg this week i can go mon-wed, then am out thu and fri, can go sat and sun morning but out sat/sun night... i figure for the sake of what i am doing, which is about 75 mins cardio, it's fine. i wouldn't do weights twice in succession.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)

that's crazy.
I never do 75 mins of anything in one go. I do like 15- 20 mins cardio, another 20-30 minutes of weights, and then finish with 20 minutes of pilates and stretching. Does the job!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

mine's just warming up for this month really, before i start a 16 week training plan
so it's 20 mins cross trainer, 30 mins jogging, 10 mins fast walking, 15 mins step machine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

+ 45 minutes at the vending machine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This really isn't getting the recognition it should.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

alt: i have a new jo malone, thank you very much
today i am wafting english pear and freesia scent about the place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

do you wear enough that the office now smells like a health food shop.
Or vegetarian brothel?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

no, i am very subtle and restrained
just like my posts on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

ALEX MCLEISH HAS ONLY FUCKING GONE AND FUCKED THE FUCK OFF
FUCK YEAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Thi9s ^^
I've heard of Kenny Dalgleish, does that help?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I've heard of Kevin Keegan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

heard of

slept with
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah!
You can get, errrrrr, ROY KEANE now!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Or Billy Davies back
or Nigel Adkins, or Owen Coyle.

Who am I kidding, we'll get Steve Kean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Davies would need hosing down and a detox, wouldn't he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He had his ex-Filth shots before
and let's be honest, the whole thing started to go south when he was sacked and replaced by fucking McClaren.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

football is for plebs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

^ This ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Rugby, hockey and cricket
are the sports of a gentleman.

I will also allow tennis and croquet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

And rowing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Do arguments online count?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

There's more than a few coxless idiots around here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

A number of pairs too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'm going to allow this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Rugby is the game of inbred fucktards
posing as gentlemen. And before you contradict me, I have two words for you; GAVIN HENSON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

He's Welsh and therefore inadmissbale

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

On that subject, how have we allowed Wales to become better at a sport than us?
Is it because rugby is shit and dull?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

They aren't better than us, they're shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

How many Six Nations have they won in the last five years?
Also; how can any sport where Aussies and Kiwis are the best in the world be considered a gentleman's pasttime?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Because it doesn't involve racist rapists, spitting all over the pitch and faking falling over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I mean, the aussie team are probably racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Saffers' record ain't brilliant either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah buut that was legal so it was alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Ah but I never said football was a gentleman's game, as it very obviously is not
But nor is rugby.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

yes it is
"Rugby is a ruffians game played by gentlemen"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Ah, well, someone else has said something like this once before
so it MUST be true. Good job no-one thinks you're a bent spastic, or has said so in a public forum, or it'd be FACT.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

^ too effeminate for a proper sport ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Apart from martial arts and boxing all sport is fucking bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I have never understood the appeal of boxing.
I don't get how two people hitting each other can be considered a sport.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You fucking queer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Explain to me why boxing is a sport.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

competetive, physical activity.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

They're not 'real' fights you know.
It's not like the boxers hate each other over some disagreement or something. It's only a game.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah, it's not like gangsta rap
Holyfield and Tyson had nowt on Jay-Z and Nas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

YESSSSS
you'll win all of the games you play now!!!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

We couldn't conceivably win less

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

And which position do you play?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

In behind the front man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Inside-colon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

roflcoptors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

rofl

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Club cum sponge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

He gets a spray tan and becomes a half time orange or something.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Centre-bukkake

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

The only statistical link in football, is that as weekly wages increase performance increases.
Managers make very little difference.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

In the case of Nottingham Forest, this season to date,
under Sean O'Driscoll's management we won about half of the games we played. Under Alex McLeish we won 1 in 8. Almost exactly the same playing staff.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Well you're looking at tiny samples there.
Who's to say the next 10 games couldn't have been better.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You should stop changing managers after a few months, that'll probably help.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Absolutely they could have been
Nonetheless this tiny sample is all I've got to go on as he's removed himself from the survey. And based on this tiny sample, he was fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

One Paul Jewell, There's only one Paul Jewell.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Thank goodness for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I bet he doesn't like teh communal showers after a game

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Ex-Filth
Get tae fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Alvin Martin.
Peter Taylor.

Ronnie Whelan.

Colin Murphy.

Any one of those would be brilliant. Although only Peter Taylor is realistic, I think. But even that would be hilarious.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Especially since he died about 9 years ago

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

The other Peter Taylor.
The shit one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Oh that does make more sense I suppose
Actually the dead one would still be better than McLeish. We should hang a side outside the ground saying "All former managers of their national side who are ginger and have surnames starting Mc can fuck right off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I'm going to shoehorn this in as we're talking about football.
At the Southend/Oxford game on Saturday suddenly there was a burst of noise from the Oxford fans as a chant I'd never heard directed at us before went up:

"Work in the summer, you only work in the summer".

It actually got a round of applause. I like Oxford, I've decided.


Hmm. Maybe you had to be there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Wait... this subthread was about football?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Everythings about football and football is about everything.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not sure that's right, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

as a man who runs a pub in Oxford.
I don't like Oxford fans much at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I imagine that applies to anyone that runs a pub anywhere when football fans are in town.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

They are cunts, to a man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yes, dear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

they make areas ariound grounds "no go areas" on match days, such is their ghastly and boorish behaviour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Yes, dear

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

They do; massive crowds of fat, ugly men. Shouting and swearing, pissing and fighting
clogging up the roads and filling the public transport with their "singing" and body ordor. All football should be played at out of town stadia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Did the nasty man look at you funny, or call you a name?
It's probably that silly 'tache, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

they just make a fucking mess, are aggressive and irritating and they cause transport chaos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

They're just trying to earn a living.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

they're not all bad for sure,
But there is a large contingent of the Oxford camp that is a violent bunch of wankers.
When Swindon came to here, they had to have a police escorts, as last time there was stabbings. Not nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I don't tend to carry money around, even when I have it.
I used to cash up tills at the end of shifts at McDonalds, that was often a fair amount of cash.

Alt: I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Oh mate,
I imagine McDonald's must be a fairly shit gig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

It was a good laugh for the most part
We all tended to get on, so shifts weren't the end of the world.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)