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Bored food thread.My pal's old flatmate used to have the most insane meals ever. Completely unrelated things on a plate, like some salad, some Doritos, a couple of digestive biscuits and a yoghurt. Kind of like 'mental breakdown tapas'.
What weird shit do you like eating that most would find peculiar? My mother serves hot Kettle Chips with Christmas dinner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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Apparently….My putting cheese and mustard in mash is wrong :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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Wholegrain mustard in mash is excellentI prefer to top it with cheese though, rather than mix them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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Is this part of your calorie-controlled diet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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My diet now mainly consists of 'don't stuff your face, you fat fuck'Soup and a roll got boring. Lunch today was a small portion of homemade vegetable pasta, with a little bit of bacon to make it more interesting. (as in 3 slices of streaky bacon chopped up into a full casserole dish of pasta and vegetables.)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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An old housemate at university had "one ham one jam"for lunch every day for a year. They were sandwiches by the way.
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I was hoping they were milkshakes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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Let's pretend you said milkshakes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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A guy at Uni ued to do Pasta bake, with Cheesey crisps on top.I always found that weird.
Otherwise i just eat fairly normal food. Soz. I'm not much use in this thread. I'm guessing this is some sort of wild revenge from earlier.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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I fear the levels of wildness will be quite manageable.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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I've seen chicken dishes topped with smashed up crisps beforeIt worked far better than I'd expected it to.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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it was also a tuna pasta bake, and tinned tuna is proper shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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I used to mix that with tomato and mascarpone sauce and pasta.I rather liked it, but it fucking reeked.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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The Yanks do this. Chicken, couple of cans of mushroom soup and a few veg. Pasta. Crisps. Spew-presto, dinner.
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This wasn't hugely dissimilar an ideaOnly it a homemade sauce, rather than tins of soup.
Too much fucking celery in it for my liking, though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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1g of celery is too much celery.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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It has its place.1. stock
2. New Orleans grub
3. the fucking bin
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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that doesnt sound too badMy friends mom used to do tacos and spaghetti in a night
that seems more strange
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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I don't eat meat.Which is apparently very odd.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Supermarket sliced chicken and marmite rollsThey get me through festivals.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Really?I find lager and LSD do the same for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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I tend to restrict most of my heavier drinking to the night, as I'm usually there first and foremost to see the bandsThen I get shitfaced.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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Then you are doing festivals wrong.Mind you festivals have been doing festivals wrong for about 20 years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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If you say soBest festival I've been to was in 2011, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?By which I mean, how many times have a mentioned it this week alone?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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There are one or two decent ones around now.But since they increased the security levels and improved perimeter fencing at most of them, it is not worth recommending any to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Been having a Hawkwind day today.On Space Ritual at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Warrior on the Edge of Time is my favourite LP of theirs I think.Hard to choose though, the remaster of Doremi Fasol Latido is amazing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Warrior on the Edge of Time doesn't appear to be on SpotifyDoremi Fasol Latido is though, so I'll have that next.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Warrior was on a different label from the othersThe did a load of 180g reissues which I couldn't afford but not Warrior for that reason. I would have found the money for that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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Yeah, been looking around at some - there is not much below £25.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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Any festival that has security and fences is for queers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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my girlfriend does what she calls 'fusion cooking'Pilau rice, springs rolls and a pizza? Fuck off, love
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she's a spastic who can't cookIf I knock up a bit of pasta she thinks I'm a wizard
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Despite the fact that she's the one with the sleeve(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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i LOL'dhe must spend hours trying to find his tiny little cock in that echoing batcave
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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Last time I shagged her Lord Lucan rode out of her gunt on Shergar.Put me right off my stroke. Well, that and her face. And her breath.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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where's he gone anyway?crying with the force of these zings?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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that's not funny man, her sister in law died of cancer on fridayAnd her next door neighbour died on sunday.
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This is almost as funny as Chris Hune's son.I hope her sister in laws daughter sent her text messages calling her a fat prick before she died.
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you put the " " around the wrong bityou meant "girlfriend"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Cheddar, cucumber and marmitesandwich of kings
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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I reckon you can add marmite to most things.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Certainly your mum tastes better with it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Cucumber with marmite?Hmm, I am intrigued.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Due any day by the looks of him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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Nothing that odd anymoreAs one of those Student types though (many years ago now) my housemate and I used to do lots of various stews.
It seems to be something particular to my uni (and I could be wrong but noone else I have spoken to had this) that the students union had tins of EU labeled food that you could get for free, mixed veg, stewing steak etc.
It looked fucking horrible but with a bit of prep you could rattle up decent pies and stews
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My gran used to go and collect hers and then make meat pies and give them to her neighbours as she didn't want to eat that shit herself.
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My brother used to live out of skips in his 20s.Pot luck unlabelled tins were par for the course: is it soup? Rice pudding? Dog food? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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No, find a drug dealer, make him eat it, ask him, then chop his head off.(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)
And people say you're an imbecile!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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I don't understand how the Poles can eat some of the things they do for breakfast.Raw radish, gerkin and pomegranate salad anyone?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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ditto india(not that i've been)
some of the things that are great as a starter for dinner i am reliably informed would be served up for breakfast over there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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This is a recipe in Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Veg Everyday bookI get the feeling he was padding it out by this point.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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His dad did press for The Who.That's my sole HF-W fact.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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That was pretty much it, yes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:03,
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I was criticised by Stunned the other day for having marmite and honey in the same sandwich.And now I learn that he puts mayonnaise on peanut butter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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In fairness you are both disgusting freaks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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This is fair.But I still like the combined tastes of marmite and honey.
It worked when I was a teenager and it still works when I am stoned today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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nothing now, unless you consider being veggie odd, which a lot of you cunts dobut as a student, i ate things like bread with salt and herbs sprinkled on it, or rice with butter stirred through it, if i'd run out of money that week.
drinking probably more odd: a double vodka. on the rocks. with a straw. and a diet coke ON THE SIDE. with another straw. god help you if you mix them. god help you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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vodka and coke taste rank togetherbut other mixers are too sugary and you feel sick after more than one. this is not mental. it is sense-al.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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there is no way that cranberry or Orange juice are sweeter than diet coke(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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there is a lot of sugar in fruit juicei love fresh orange but after more than a glass i would be sick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Me too.I can drink pints of g&t all night long, no wukkas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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tonic tastes like a tramp's arsehope this helps to clarify
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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Exceptionally wrong as well.I fucking love quinine, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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oh you bad boyi'll be singing that throughout my meeting now :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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Coke is the worst mixer in the world.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Why did you think that?I got paid to do it for about 15 years you dolt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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vodka and coke taste rank togetherbut other mixers are too sugary and you feel sick after more than one. this is not mental. it is sense-al.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Any spirits with coke = wrong(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Unless you regard soda/tonic as fizzy pop.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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Clarification appreciatedBut only a fucktard would think of tonic or soda water as pop
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I don't drink vodka, so I couldn't tell you, am afraidI learned that vodka doesn't like me the hard way, drank the majority of a 70cl bottle when I was 16, and barely drank. Spent the day vomiting.
Paintballing the next day was not an enjoyable experience.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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That's not exactly proof that vodka doesn't like you is it?It's proof that drinking a bottle of a 40% spirit will give you a nasty case of alcohol poisoning.
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i did exactly the same with some ropey 90% proof gin my friend brought back from manilastill can't bear the smell of it, and it's about 20 years since i spent that 48 hours chucking up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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I'm the same with brandy. Even just the smell makes me want to chunder.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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This is very truePut me off it though, and I've found that I still don't like it, whereas I'm rather fond of whiskey and ginger.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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...if you're a poof.I can bash a bottle of cognac in a day no problem
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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And fat. And northern. And ginger.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Hey Swipedid you feel a bit dirty when TRL told you how nice you looked in your facebook photos?
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heyi had to pay him a LOT of money for those endorsements
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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TRL?edit: got it, Resident Loon
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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the worst are the complete randoms who try and add youno idea why, but i seem to attract an awful lot of turkish teenagers
distressingly horny turkish teenagers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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That is weird.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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My ex used to make up stuffing mix with hot water, leave it to stand for 5 minutes then eat itShe also used to dissolve oxo cubes in water and drink them. I pretended to like both of these things because she was fucking great in bed.
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Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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I met Piers Brosnan in a pub in Englefield Green once.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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Did he take you to his basement and do loads of experiments on you?(
Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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I've eaten a bowl of stuffing before.I miss bongs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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I had a bong with a guy from work, who is still a big smoker, almost fucking killed me. I'm ticking to nice, relaxing thai on my patio with the newspaper, none of this depth charge shit, my brain nearly fell out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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I have to say a nice bit of thai or some decent hash is more to my tastes at this point in my life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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I've seen a guy do this, it was weird.
This thread is weird. I'm going somewhere else.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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wassup?or did you mean to deny the bender bit?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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Emvee's getting upset again - see replies, though you'll have to log outb3ta.com/questions/morepetstories/post1852916
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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You're only linking this cos you dun a funny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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No. Shambles has done the best response.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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False modesty is worse than bragging.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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Yes. And to be fair it was a good post, as is Stunned's response.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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I just wish he'd take me off 2.0The efforts I have to go to to call him a cunt are really quite tiresome.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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And the stupid thing is he does the same to see what you've said and to respond.The fucking Deacon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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and the stupidity of 2.0 is laid bare for all to see(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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Tastes OK, warms you up on a cold day, etcthink there's a fair bit of MSG in them though.
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Can't think of a combination that anyone might consider strangeWhen I was a kid, cheese & chocolate (while delicious) seemed very unusual, but now it's commonplace.
What I'm trying to say is, EVERYTHING has been done. EVERYTHING EVER.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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I have a Crunchie smeared with dairyleqa after every meal(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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Is it commonplace though?I've never heard of it, Hatty old stick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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Apparently sowww.hotelchocolat.co.uk/Cheese-Chocolate-ACheese_Chocolate_Tasting/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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A lot of what you say looks wortng to me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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They tried to headhunt me once.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:57,
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They were a client of mine when I had my own business.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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Was this after Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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About twenty years later, yes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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Were you aware at the time that they used to be a client of Battered's when he had his own business?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:05,
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Were you aware that they tried to headhunt me once?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:06,
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I was not aware that they tried to headhunt you once.I wonder if anyone else here has ever had any dealings with them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:14,
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Would you say that chocolate cheesecake kind of counts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:01,
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I knew a bloke that they tried to headhunt. And another that had them as a client.
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I'm not being funny about your mates or anything, StunnedBut they sound like a right pair of cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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You're right.You aren't being funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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and not for the first time, i blame the lack of protein in his diet and therefore brain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:05,
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I've eaten both chocolate and cheese in a hotel setting.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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Have you ever tried to headhunt Monty or been a client of Battered, when he had his own business?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:08,
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Well, i don't know what Battered does, so it is possible, as for head hunting monty, well, let's just say that sort of information stays between me and him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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I suppose chocolate cheesecake kind of counts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:56,
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"mental breakdown tapas"is an excellent combination of words.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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why thank you Vaginismus, thank you indeed(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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Mr MashProper shit food, but packed with milk, butter and cheese FUCKING marvellous stuff
I had rhubarb served with beef once in Holland which worked excellently. The poached pears served with pork the next day, no so well.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:03,
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Really?I've never heard of this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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You want to know another weird, unheard of combo?Sausages, right - with mashed potato!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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I might have that tonight...with some onion gravy and peas and English mustard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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I shit out something yesterday which looked, smelt and burned like Colemans+the
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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Here's a new one for youGet this
Bacon - you know, like from a pig
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Eggs - from a motherfucking chicken!
KERAZY SHIT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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I thought it was a blumen good recipe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:13,
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Another oneSausages in yorkshire pudding, the locals call it frog in a pit, or something?
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hot kettle chips? are you sure?It's just that your mum told me she only ever gives her partner a bloody good stuffing
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Did you not go round for Christmas lunch?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:13,
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in the OP you said your mum does hot kettle chips at christmasI'm suggesting she fists your ladydad.
Also, I just saw all the mean things everyone said about me up there^ :'(
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Ignore the bastards, Quints. Next they'll be trying to headhunt you or make you a client.
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how does that work naked ape?Think it through before posting in future
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Click for the expression 'ladydad'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:19,
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I liked that tooJust picture him introducing his mrs for the first time, 'wanderlust, this is my mum, and this is my ladydad'
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I wish I'd had the wit to do that :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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If my mum ever turns fishmongerI'm going to do exactly this.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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As usual, food thread wins the day.You fat cunts are repulsive, you really are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:20,
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I just didn't want you to feel sad, so i posted a lot.well, a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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are you sad becuase you often get lost in your girlfriends cavernous vagina hole for days at a time?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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*dramatic pause*+sssssssssssssssssssssss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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I just had a massive manshit. It looked like a big pile of bangers and mash.
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Poor Sophia and Zacfeedingmyintolerantchild.com/about/
FFS. They should be made to eat what they're given or go hungry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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QOTW suggestionb3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1853758
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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is there a rise in allergys and stuff, or is it just more people being idiots?
We seem to have a lot more people these days ordering food and having a list of shit they can't eat.
edit: I read some of the comments.It is a terribly stupid blog.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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"I've got a wheat intolerance" "I'm allergic to garlic"
"Please take your foot off my throat"
Wankers.
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Is it genuine allergy or just dislike? Genuine allergy means you come out in hives and/or die if you eat it.
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Idiots, most likelySome people are genuinely intolerant to foodstuffs but I bet at least 80% of people "allergic" to something actually aren't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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There is a distinction between an intolerance and an allergyBut as you say, idiots.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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Its people being idiots WPIts the latest thing you see, what with how precious (actually I am going to stop the rant there I very nearly hit full on parent hating)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
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