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What you having for dinner?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:48, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Yeah' but no but seriously, I can't decide, I don't want to cook, I just want someone to decide for me, prefably cook too.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Have you got any.........
Broken glass?
Razor Blades?
Or Monty's Ex. to hand?
All will have the desired effect
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
curry

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
next!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)
What kind of curry?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
chicken

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Well that thread was short
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Petit salé aux haricots noirs.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
something on small black lentals?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
RACIST

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Black beans cooked with semi-cured pork.
Hurr hurr. "Semi"

Hurr hurr hurr. "Pork"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
SEXY
Say it again, whilst whispering it in my ear
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
FAJITAS!
It's sexy Mexican night chez mr & mrs b3th.

There mat even be ice cream for afters.*

*insert crude sexual comments here
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854891
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:04, Reply)
*sobs*
It's true.



*sigh*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)
You're OK in my books B3thy-boo
What’s Biscuit having?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)
He had pork pie and gravy bones with his dinner.
And actual gravy. He's incredibly spoilt.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)
My Ex-boss had a Lurcher
They are incredibly nice dogs
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Is this a Sanchez reference?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Reggae reggae sauce
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1KYgWewezw
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)
It certainly is not.
And on that note, my chicken is cooked, and I'm off to serve up.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I'm having a butchery class, followed by 3 courses with matching wines
No idea what the food is though, meat I guess
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Are you not doing the Butchery yourself?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:18, Reply)
COOL

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
is this practise for serial killing?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
*Hides the Cornflakes*
This is Nakers afterall
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Is this really the best you can do?
Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)
There’s something different about you
I can’t quite put my finger on it though
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Sirloin steak
Chestnut mushroom pepper sauce, potatoes sauteed in home-made chilli/garlic oil and a green salad
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Twice?
Fat cunt.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Lolz

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
A second helping
YOU FAT BASTARD
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Please accept my apologies ladies and gentlemen
I will, of course, DMAAKM.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
WTN

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)

No, don't.

Just deliver to my door within the hour.

Thanks now.

PS I live in Aberdeen.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Phudbree
Phud Phud Phudbree
\o/
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)

A chant heard in the bedroom of all happy couples.

Apart fae pooves, obviously.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Where the Fuck you been
Areyouback, backtostay?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Whatever Hartley said, he didn't mean it
He wants you back for good
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Fuck that, the better known second generation band.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

A back toasty?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855015
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Woh', I know a few people from aberdeen ! Do I know you?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Don't know mate. With respect, I know a few folk in that there London. Do I know you?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I donno man.
I meant from here though, that used to be here, though.

I really liked those triangle potato things, but butteries I just couldn't digg.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Spanish rice

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I heard that they have no rice in Mexico
Any rice that can run swim or jump is in the US
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Remember to parboil the castanets before you add to the rice. Julia says.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Immergant rice

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Where’s the rice? Where’s the rice?
*emerges* There’s the rice
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Fuckin' rice, comin' over here an' stealin' our tatties' jobs.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
A few biscuits, a few Rothmans and a couple of bottles of cheap wine
That's as much as I can be arsed with tonight.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Rothmans? Fuckin hell

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)
They're called Royals now
My brand for 28 years - endorsed by my lungs.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I used to smoke royals when I was broke
24 in a pack, WINNA!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Northern.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
*Waves to TD*
Anything new on the portfolio?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Well I now have an employee
Or to be more precise a permanent self-employed subcontractor because I'm not getting my hands mucky with that employment law stuff.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Have you checked out the new
"Green Deal"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Elaborate, if you will...

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
HTH
www.green-deal-guide.co.uk/#/how-green-deal-works/4551449316

*Edit*New link
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Ain't linking

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Not really my line
And not a good idea when there are still grants aplenty for cavity wall/roof insulation available.

This will ultimately replace that scheme, I suppose.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Cavity and loft insulation yes.
However, Cavityless walls will be over boarded internally with products like Celotex Thermal boards (this will include re-plastering) the tenant foots the bill over a 25 year period, and the bill passes onto the new tenant.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)
And how will this either work or appeal?
Your new job - it's not selling attractive looking but actually pointless insulation products, by any chance?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)
It's all about bringing down the carbon footprint, this will work very well for landlords

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
But if you've bought well and you're half responsible
Internals will be in good order anyway.

The only places I ever see with ropey internal walls are knocked-together back-to-backs and early 80's chuck ups.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Agreed

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)
So effectivily this a new scheme to subsidise the arse end of the market?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Consider this a post that strikes sufficiently so that 'cavity' becomes 'Cavy'.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854991
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Get loft insulation and other energy saving shit
Pay off over 25 years in your bills, which will be very slightly smaller due to loft insulation and shit.

Wait 167 years...

PROFIT
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I see you have looked into this.......
and understand it, the only way Nakers can???
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I'm watching football.
I have yet to eat.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)
SHOW OFF

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)
No. Peckish.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Have you ironed out the Brizzie B4sh yet?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Probably try and organise something for the summer
Cider season then, innit.

More then welcome for a drink later this month though.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)
He's just downplaying it so that I don't turn up.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Not at all.
No real plan at the mo. I have your number.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)
That sounds weirdly threatening

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
is it
8
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)
+ 0

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I also have football
and alcohol.

Dinner was lovely, since nobody asked.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
:( You never replied to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855030
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Sorry, I must have missed that.
Yes, they are. They're mental, and cowardly, and terrible thieves, but they're gorgeous and affectionate, and I wouldn't have any other kind of dog now.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
my friend's gallery sells the most gorgeous clay models of them
www.thehayloftgallery.co.uk/jennyreading.htm
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Oh, they're gorgeous!
Biscuit is quite a lot heavier than a normal lurcher, and doesn't have the sleekness of a greyhound, but some of those poses look incredibly familiar.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)
they are so tactile
you can't help but stroke them. they're not expensive either. get mr b3th to buy one for valentines day!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Your definition of 'not expensive' and mine are a loooooooong way apart.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Fish.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)
GO

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
no, Sea Bream.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)
wait what are the rules to this game?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Cod knows

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
You've got to play it with all your heart and sole.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I've got to salmon up all my wits to continue

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:44, Reply)
i've haddock enough of you

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)
*something about red herring*

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
you have no sole

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Get Dover it

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
you lemon

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Stop acting all Crabby

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
you're so shellfish

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Pwned
I've always read that as Prawned, fuck knows why?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
don't be sarmean to me

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
As a child I alway's wanted to be a.....
Sturgeon
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Two many seafood puns in a roe here.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)
show us yer mussels

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)
That was a bit LIMPet

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)
nice winklepickers, daddio

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)
CLAM IT

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)
in all my dace I've seldom been so insultified

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)
The worlds your Oyster

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Is there a porpoise to these puns
Or are you only making them for the halibut?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)
We are having a Whale of a time

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Ignored the easy Seamen strikethrough

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Hey Chaps!
been actually working today, chiz chiz, any word on how Monty's mediation went?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Yes, he's been intered in a Jewish POW
It's a Gas Gas GAS
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Either that, or the psycho ex killed both him and the mediator.
Let's face it, as long as Gonz looks after Lusty, there'll not be anyone to miss him.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Poor Lusty
As soon as rock bottom hits, someone opens up the cellar
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Bags the Hawkwind vinyl.

Man.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)
*Looks in the cellar*
*kroney looks back*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Berk, surely?
*trapdoorlols*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Kroney always looks back when he runs. Then he surrenders.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
HOLD UP NOW ONE GARSH DARM MINUTE

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Back to the sea food thing
You're quite the CATCH
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I'll miss him. :(
he's a nice chap.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

he's a nice For my next steampunk phase i will wear leather
+s
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I was wearing leather before his girlfriend was born.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
alright?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)
alright PD.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:04, Reply)
alright Dubya
Any gigs coming up?

I'm going raving next weekend.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)
nothing on the horizon unfortunately,
But just had a 100 inch HD projector delivered so I might get stuck in to the rugby on the weekend. I think Sunday might get messy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Xbox and halo, surely?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)
never played any Halo,
Might get the xbox hooked up though yeah.

Edit: and some porn of course.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)
naturally

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)
P100 volvo LOLZ

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I'm going to bed so
NNNNNNnnrnrnrnrnrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Alright evening threaders?
Is there anyone good still around?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)
nah, only me.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
COO EE!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Alright dozer.
I'm listening to Grouper.
You should like her.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
who is she*

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
I think her name is Liz Harris or summat
But she records under the name Grouper.
It's lovely stuff.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
do you know Ruby?
Lesley Rankine from Silverfish?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Know of but not heard.
Vague memories of Silverfish.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Here you go
I've switched to something I can post links from now:
typerecords.com/releases/dragging-a-dead-deer-up-a-hill
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Well this is awkward.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
how so hippy?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)
I was implying that nobody good had replied.
Although you had already admitted that you weren't.
Alright Quey?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
yeah, a bit weak that.
I'm good cheers, you?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
All good here.
Why so weak?
Have they upped your lithium?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
no, I meant you implying what I already said.
Nope, although thanks for reminding me to tkae my meds.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Ah yeah, reading on a phone and not really paying attention.
Have you and/or dozer still got the other on ignore?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I think I have him on 2.0
not sure, could be the other way around. as long as I don't have to read his shit I'm happy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Ah
He also replied to me at the same time you did, so my weak joke was that you are both shit.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
gotcha.
sounds fair.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Spaz.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Bender.
Alright Jeff?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
cockwipe

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Good.
Did you go out this evening?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Nah, quiet night in tonight.
The missus went to meet a friend.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
A bloke, eh.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Your dad.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)
We only fucking won!
Only against Estonia, I grant you, but it still counts.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

What position do you play?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Supporter.
It's a very important position in National Sports.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Alright b3th?
What did you win?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Association football

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
I didn't know you played.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
I don't.
My national team plays on my behalf.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
you have a nation?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Of course I do
you flid.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
is it true that sacked you from being a mod and gave the job to kronely?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I heard they sacked her because she wouldn't let them finger her dog.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:26, Reply)

dog children
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Sounds rubbish.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
So doers 'having kids'
but lots of you benders seem to enjoy that.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
nah
who wouldn't want their life to be an endless round of cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, being yelled at that it's all your fault and they hate you, and having no money?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Wait....
I have kids? I thought that was my husband.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Monty would like all that
if only he wasn't dead.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)
You forgot
Destroying your relationship, your sleep pattern, your house, the inside of your car, your sanity, etc.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Oh yeah
And the fuckers make you think they're fucking brilliant despite all this.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i think the hormones do that
then a couple of years later they go, woooo, that was fun, let's do it AGAIN
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Yeah, there are six years between my two.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)
So, stuck in a sexless marriage eh mate.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Nah, you're thinking of Philliejoejimbob.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Although there must have been at least one sexless year in that lot.
Luckily, thanks to sleep deprivation, the passage of time means almost nothing to me.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Thanks, Midge.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Shaddup a you face

(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)

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