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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What you having for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:48, 196 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Yeah' but no but seriously, I can't decide, I don't want to cook, I just want someone to decide for me, prefably cook too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Have you got any.........
Broken glass?
Razor Blades?
Or Monty's Ex. to hand?
All will have the desired effect
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
curry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
next!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)
What kind of curry?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Well that thread was short
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Petit salé aux haricots noirs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
something on small black lentals?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Black beans cooked with semi-cured pork.
Hurr hurr. "Semi"

Hurr hurr hurr. "Pork"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
SEXY
Say it again, whilst whispering it in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
FAJITAS!
It's sexy Mexican night chez mr & mrs b3th.

There mat even be ice cream for afters.*

*insert crude sexual comments here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854891
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:04, Reply)
*sobs*
It's true.



*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)
You're OK in my books B3thy-boo
What’s Biscuit having?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)
He had pork pie and gravy bones with his dinner.
And actual gravy. He's incredibly spoilt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)
My Ex-boss had a Lurcher
They are incredibly nice dogs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Is this a Sanchez reference?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Reggae reggae sauce
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1KYgWewezw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)
It certainly is not.
And on that note, my chicken is cooked, and I'm off to serve up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I'm having a butchery class, followed by 3 courses with matching wines
No idea what the food is though, meat I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Are you not doing the Butchery yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:18, Reply)
COOL

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
is this practise for serial killing?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
*Hides the Cornflakes*
This is Nakers afterall
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Is this really the best you can do?
Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)
There’s something different about you
I can’t quite put my finger on it though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Sirloin steak
Chestnut mushroom pepper sauce, potatoes sauteed in home-made chilli/garlic oil and a green salad
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Twice?
Fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
A second helping
YOU FAT BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Please accept my apologies ladies and gentlemen
I will, of course, DMAAKM.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
WTN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)

No, don't.

Just deliver to my door within the hour.

Thanks now.

PS I live in Aberdeen.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Phudbree
Phud Phud Phudbree
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)

A chant heard in the bedroom of all happy couples.

Apart fae pooves, obviously.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Where the Fuck you been
Areyouback, backtostay?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Whatever Hartley said, he didn't mean it
He wants you back for good
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Fuck that, the better known second generation band.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

A back toasty?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855015
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Woh', I know a few people from aberdeen ! Do I know you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Don't know mate. With respect, I know a few folk in that there London. Do I know you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I donno man.
I meant from here though, that used to be here, though.

I really liked those triangle potato things, but butteries I just couldn't digg.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Spanish rice

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I heard that they have no rice in Mexico
Any rice that can run swim or jump is in the US
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Remember to parboil the castanets before you add to the rice. Julia says.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Immergant rice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Where’s the rice? Where’s the rice?
*emerges* There’s the rice
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Fuckin' rice, comin' over here an' stealin' our tatties' jobs.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
A few biscuits, a few Rothmans and a couple of bottles of cheap wine
That's as much as I can be arsed with tonight.
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Rothmans? Fuckin hell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)
They're called Royals now
My brand for 28 years - endorsed by my lungs.
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I used to smoke royals when I was broke
24 in a pack, WINNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Northern.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
*Waves to TD*
Anything new on the portfolio?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Well I now have an employee
Or to be more precise a permanent self-employed subcontractor because I'm not getting my hands mucky with that employment law stuff.
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Have you checked out the new
"Green Deal"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Elaborate, if you will...

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HTH
www.green-deal-guide.co.uk/#/how-green-deal-works/4551449316

*Edit*New link
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Ain't linking

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Not really my line
And not a good idea when there are still grants aplenty for cavity wall/roof insulation available.

This will ultimately replace that scheme, I suppose.
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Cavity and loft insulation yes.
However, Cavityless walls will be over boarded internally with products like Celotex Thermal boards (this will include re-plastering) the tenant foots the bill over a 25 year period, and the bill passes onto the new tenant.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)
And how will this either work or appeal?
Your new job - it's not selling attractive looking but actually pointless insulation products, by any chance?
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It's all about bringing down the carbon footprint, this will work very well for landlords

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
But if you've bought well and you're half responsible
Internals will be in good order anyway.

The only places I ever see with ropey internal walls are knocked-together back-to-backs and early 80's chuck ups.
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Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)
So effectivily this a new scheme to subsidise the arse end of the market?

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Consider this a post that strikes sufficiently so that 'cavity' becomes 'Cavy'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854991
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Get loft insulation and other energy saving shit
Pay off over 25 years in your bills, which will be very slightly smaller due to loft insulation and shit.

Wait 167 years...

PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I see you have looked into this.......
and understand it, the only way Nakers can???
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I'm watching football.
I have yet to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)
SHOW OFF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)
No. Peckish.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Have you ironed out the Brizzie B4sh yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Probably try and organise something for the summer
Cider season then, innit.

More then welcome for a drink later this month though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)
He's just downplaying it so that I don't turn up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Not at all.
No real plan at the mo. I have your number.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)
That sounds weirdly threatening

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
is it
8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)
+ 0

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I also have football
and alcohol.

Dinner was lovely, since nobody asked.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
:( You never replied to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855030
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Sorry, I must have missed that.
Yes, they are. They're mental, and cowardly, and terrible thieves, but they're gorgeous and affectionate, and I wouldn't have any other kind of dog now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
my friend's gallery sells the most gorgeous clay models of them
www.thehayloftgallery.co.uk/jennyreading.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Oh, they're gorgeous!
Biscuit is quite a lot heavier than a normal lurcher, and doesn't have the sleekness of a greyhound, but some of those poses look incredibly familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)
they are so tactile
you can't help but stroke them. they're not expensive either. get mr b3th to buy one for valentines day!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Your definition of 'not expensive' and mine are a loooooooong way apart.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)
GO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
no, Sea Bream.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)
wait what are the rules to this game?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Cod knows

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You've got to play it with all your heart and sole.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I've got to salmon up all my wits to continue

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i've haddock enough of you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)
*something about red herring*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)
you have no sole

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Get Dover it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
you lemon

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Stop acting all Crabby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
you're so shellfish

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Pwned
I've always read that as Prawned, fuck knows why?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
don't be sarmean to me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
As a child I alway's wanted to be a.....
Sturgeon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Two many seafood puns in a roe here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)
show us yer mussels

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)
That was a bit LIMPet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)
nice winklepickers, daddio

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)
CLAM IT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)
in all my dace I've seldom been so insultified

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)
The worlds your Oyster

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Is there a porpoise to these puns
Or are you only making them for the halibut?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)
We are having a Whale of a time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Ignored the easy Seamen strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Hey Chaps!
been actually working today, chiz chiz, any word on how Monty's mediation went?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Yes, he's been intered in a Jewish POW
It's a Gas Gas GAS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Either that, or the psycho ex killed both him and the mediator.
Let's face it, as long as Gonz looks after Lusty, there'll not be anyone to miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Poor Lusty
As soon as rock bottom hits, someone opens up the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Bags the Hawkwind vinyl.

Man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)
*Looks in the cellar*
*kroney looks back*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Berk, surely?
*trapdoorlols*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Kroney always looks back when he runs. Then he surrenders.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
HOLD UP NOW ONE GARSH DARM MINUTE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Back to the sea food thing
You're quite the CATCH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I'll miss him. :(
he's a nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

he's a nice For my next steampunk phase i will wear leather
+s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I was wearing leather before his girlfriend was born.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)
alright PD.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:04, Reply)
alright Dubya
Any gigs coming up?

I'm going raving next weekend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)
nothing on the horizon unfortunately,
But just had a 100 inch HD projector delivered so I might get stuck in to the rugby on the weekend. I think Sunday might get messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Xbox and halo, surely?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)
never played any Halo,
Might get the xbox hooked up though yeah.

Edit: and some porn of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)
naturally

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)
P100 volvo LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I'm going to bed so
NNNNNNnnrnrnrnrnrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Alright evening threaders?
Is there anyone good still around?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)
nah, only me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
COO EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Alright dozer.
I'm listening to Grouper.
You should like her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
who is she*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
I think her name is Liz Harris or summat
But she records under the name Grouper.
It's lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
do you know Ruby?
Lesley Rankine from Silverfish?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Know of but not heard.
Vague memories of Silverfish.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Here you go
I've switched to something I can post links from now:
typerecords.com/releases/dragging-a-dead-deer-up-a-hill
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Well this is awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
how so hippy?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)
I was implying that nobody good had replied.
Although you had already admitted that you weren't.
Alright Quey?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
yeah, a bit weak that.
I'm good cheers, you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
All good here.
Why so weak?
Have they upped your lithium?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
no, I meant you implying what I already said.
Nope, although thanks for reminding me to tkae my meds.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Ah yeah, reading on a phone and not really paying attention.
Have you and/or dozer still got the other on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I think I have him on 2.0
not sure, could be the other way around. as long as I don't have to read his shit I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Ah
He also replied to me at the same time you did, so my weak joke was that you are both shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
gotcha.
sounds fair.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Bender.
Alright Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
cockwipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Good.
Did you go out this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Nah, quiet night in tonight.
The missus went to meet a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
A bloke, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)
We only fucking won!
Only against Estonia, I grant you, but it still counts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

What position do you play?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Supporter.
It's a very important position in National Sports.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Alright b3th?
What did you win?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Association football

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
I didn't know you played.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
I don't.
My national team plays on my behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
you have a nation?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Of course I do
you flid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
is it true that sacked you from being a mod and gave the job to kronely?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I heard they sacked her because she wouldn't let them finger her dog.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:26, Reply)

dog children
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Sounds rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
So doers 'having kids'
but lots of you benders seem to enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)
nah
who wouldn't want their life to be an endless round of cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, being yelled at that it's all your fault and they hate you, and having no money?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Wait....
I have kids? I thought that was my husband.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Monty would like all that
if only he wasn't dead.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)
You forgot
Destroying your relationship, your sleep pattern, your house, the inside of your car, your sanity, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Oh yeah
And the fuckers make you think they're fucking brilliant despite all this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i think the hormones do that
then a couple of years later they go, woooo, that was fun, let's do it AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Yeah, there are six years between my two.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)
So, stuck in a sexless marriage eh mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Nah, you're thinking of Philliejoejimbob.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Although there must have been at least one sexless year in that lot.
Luckily, thanks to sleep deprivation, the passage of time means almost nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Thanks, Midge.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Shaddup a you face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)

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