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So Groundhog Day is considered a film masterpiece
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/07/groundhog-day-perfect-comedy-for-everWhat would you do if you were forced to live the same day over and over?
alt: If you had the choice, which day would it be?
altalt: lunch
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I like Groundhog day
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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I like Groundhog day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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very good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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I like Groundhog Day
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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I like you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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I like you
but I'm not IN like with you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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July 29th 1989
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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let me guess, Tree Fayre?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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You're Sonia's biggest fan?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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I think it is a very good film.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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Yeah, I liked Tim Curry as Pennywise
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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I'm going to save this thread by talking about my new place.
It's very nice but the oven doesn't work, what makes this shitter is that they've scrubbed off the serial number so I can't even see if i can fix it myself. Stupid clean freaks.
Also there was hair in the bath tub EWwwwww
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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pubic or head?
If pubic have you saved it for a special merkin ?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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I'm assuming pubic.
I didn't check close enough.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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was the broken overn on the intinery?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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No, the inventory just says "oven with two shiny trays"
great job letting agents, great job.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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i thought I had the wrong word there...
the guy who did our inventory tooks hundreds of photos and wrote pages and pages of notes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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There's lots of photos
but the problem is that the oven swiches on and the clock comes up, it just doesn't turn on. So they obviously didn't really check xx
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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You have told them straight away though, right?
obvious question is obvious
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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Yeah, landlords poking at it now.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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What make is it? some need the clock setting before the oven will work
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Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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Whirlpool
and yeah it's something to do with that, but the clock button doesn't work.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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Why would they show you a broken oven on a tour?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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We might get this rug for the living room
What do you all think? Too wakki
www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/20203775/
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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I've drawn loads of third panels like that for a popular webcomic
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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which colour? the snot green?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Yeah, it looks like grass.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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I mean not a lot, but a bit.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Really it depends on the rest of your stuff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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The girlfriend likes it, and she'll buy it herself so to be honest I won't get much say.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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Why not just get astroturf?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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This is nice and soft.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Fairy nuff.
Rental properties tend to be a bit boring in their colour palettes, so it's probably a good way to inject a bit of brightness to teh place.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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That's 'our' thinking
I don't really care
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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As long as you've got somewhere to hook up the XBox?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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PC, for high end gaming thank you very much.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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I do apologise.
With a 21" monitor?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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I've only got a 19 inch :(((
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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And you're buying rugs instead?
I hope you at least have two monitors
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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No :( I only have 4gb Ram :(
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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Is this the 'high-end gaming' equivalent of a small penis?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:57,
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Yes,
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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I'm not quite sure you know what 'high end gaming' means.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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I know I don't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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:(((((((((((
It's enough to play Guild wars 2, and Starcraft 2 multiplayer.
Not so good on the new FPS's
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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I'm sorry I can't hear you from all the way back in 1996
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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...and you call yourself a high-end gamer...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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2 inches here and there isn't important.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:57,
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Here, maybe not...
But there is probably a little more important.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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That's wide enough for anyone, surely?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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We're not talking about naker's anus here
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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I've not seen it - dunno why
Same day over again? I can think of lots.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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Like the day that girl killed herself?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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I'd masturbate in front of all the girls at work, one by one, and then I'd start over. Throughout eternity.
alt: Saturdays are the best days.
altalt: In an hour or so, jeez, calm down.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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those sexy sexy girls that work in IT.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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We have an HR department and a billing department and a receptionist and an events co-ordinator
And for some reason loads of attractive Russian girls.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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The reason being ugly Russian girls are drowned at birth.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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I'm glad I wasn't born Russian
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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Someones gotta work the mines
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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YOUVE ALWAYS TAKEN YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:11,
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Every single one I know is beautiful
But they're all batshit insane
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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Crazy in the head crazy in bed.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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I dated a russian
and can vouch for both of these qualities.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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Either my wedding day or the day my daughter was born.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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I'd forgotten your wife reads b3ta.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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Wheel of cheese for Battered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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In other news I have just had my interviews for the charity trustee. Thing. Think it went ok. Should hear next week.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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Nope. Working with the mentally ill and ex offenders.
I might send some of the real nasty ones to MK.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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Woodhill is in MK.
both my parents volunteer there.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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That's quite a hardcore prison isn't it? Cat' A and closed supervision I think.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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Yeah it's one of the 5 'supermax' prisons in the UK.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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What sort of volunteering do your Ma & Pa do there?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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They help with a rehabilitation course.
Victims of crime come in and talk to the prisoners about their experiences, the idea is to get the prisioners to realise the consequences of crime as a whole not specifically their crimes.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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+s
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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Wedding day's a good shout.
Some of my favourite people all in the same room, everyone happy, beautiful weather.
And if I did it again and again, I might get teh time to stop and talk to everybody. Bit rushed last time round.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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We had 150 people at ours. No way we could each speak to everyone for a reasonable amount of time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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We only had about forty
but I still didn't get long enough to talk to everyone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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I would have had about 8 if it had been up to me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:51,
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Seems a bit rude to pork a bridesmaid on your wedding day
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:08,
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Sexy vicar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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I love it when they show a bit of collar
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Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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Dirty bastards
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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ah well. Too late now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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I could quite easily be living the same day over and over again already, I'm not quite sure.
My hair does appear to be getting longer though.
Alt: Too many good ones to choose from.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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I think I'd do a lot of the things Bill Murray does in the film
Rob a bank, etc. I'd also do Andie McDowell, just to take the smile off her wide face
Alt:
Probably one of the Wednesday/Thursday/Friday at Glastonbury 2000 - not bothered which one TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:08,
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Yeah he could have raped all the hot chick up the arse and gotten away with it
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Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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all the hot chick punxsutawney phil
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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You're thinking of "Cornhole Day"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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Brownhog Day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Well this is going swimmingly, isn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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i tried a resuscitatory thread
if food chat can't get this place going, it's all over
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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