FRIDAY NIGHT!
It's Friday, its 5 o'clock*, its KnackerSpack!

What are Friday, Saturday and Sunday holding in store for you?



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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:06, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pulled pork on Sunday.
I'm looking forward to this a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Wife taking the baby out for a while?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I am yet to make this
But I will be soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

You don't need as much sauce as you might think
And if you use the Jack Daniels sauce, I don't think it's smokey enough so I'm gonna try adding a load of smoked paprika to it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

How are you doing it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Get frying pan nice and hot
quickly seal the meat and get the crackling a bit burnt
place in slow cooker
Pour on BBq sauce
Stir in several teaspoons (the equivalent of dessert spoons for Battered) of smoked paprika
Cook on low for about 7-8 hours
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)

*takes notes*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I fucking like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I did it last weekend but I used two bottles of sauce which I think was too much.
Oh I forgot, I also chopped up about 4 onions and chucked them in too. They were lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Make your own BBQ sauce, you can get it just how you like it.
Especially if you use molasus and 'liquid smoke'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

In the future I bet pulled pork is the prawn cocktail of 2013

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Probably.
But I don't care. I also quite like a decent prawn cocktail.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I <3 prawn cocktail
crisps or on iceberg lettuce in a little ashtray
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:52, Reply)

i made ribs last sunday
They were pretty great
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

I bet they were.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Home "improvements"
Beware the phrase "I was just thinking..." for it means aching muscles and an empty wallet.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I am moving house
I know this feeling - I did temporarily have £81,000 this morning though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I expect battered's got that in his back pocket *right now*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

He puts rolls of £50s in the bottom of his shoes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Then he does handstands in front of strippers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)

And kicks them in the cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Knees

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Ankles

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Shins

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Hardly. Can you imagine the size of my pockets?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Clowns

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

That's TGB, surely?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

RIP TGB
My bathroom selling homie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I'm going to miss her boobs most of all
I shall be sure to tie two balloons to her headstone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I know not of these epic breasts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Imagine two baloons tied to a headstone.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Got the kids, so doing the usual taxiing routine from A to B
Watching the rugby and maybe a bit of a tidy up in the garden if it stays decent. Fuck all else really.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

TONIGHT I'm going to the offie and may buy a beer or two
TOMORROW I'm at work then we've got board games in the evening
SUNDAY I'll be in the pub most of the day drinking beers.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

and NOW I'm off for a cuppa

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

and I'm back

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Oh, thank god.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

what happened? is everyone ok?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

First we were all like :(
Then it went a bit X|
Now you're back :)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

If it helps I sat on the new 'comfy' chairs in the refurbished cafe upstairs and they were horrible
Everything was designed to make you want to go back to work, very canny
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Is shouty nice girl there?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Yeah she was there and lovely, didn't talk to her though, but she's lovely

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Today is mostly being spent curled up in a ball in agony, which is fun.
Tomorrow I'm going to have to do all the jobs I was planning on doing today, then Sunday is a big Sunday lunch round the brother-in law's.

It's all go round here, I tell you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Have your tits got stuck in a door again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Yes.
That's EXACTLY what happened.

Cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)

You got your cunt stuck in a door?
Fucking hell, that's impressive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Your cunt a door a door your cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

ACTUAL agony right here.
Your mocking hurts, people.

If I wasn't old and crippled, I'd come right round there and fuck your shit up, yo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Awww
wassup?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

My insides are revolting.
And not in the same way that my outsides are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'm sure someone on here will gladly massage your insides

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Not once they've seen my outsides : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

all women are pink on the inside

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Release the pandertron

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Skol skol skol skol skol skol skol \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

seven cans of the world's shittest lager?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Tonight, putting up a wardrobe, making something similar to singapore noodles. Making cider
Tomorrow going to the bank, then hopefully having people over for poker
Sunday, sorting out man cave.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Whens the big move?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Done, moved in yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Nice one, This has probably been covered...
Today has been mentally busy so not really had chance to post today
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)

tomorrow is the ongoing joy
of house hunting (I shot a couple but they got away)
getting fucking bored of looking round houses to be honest just want to find one that I like enough to actually spend my money on.

Sunday will be the inevitable row with the missus as she will have fallen for something shit and over priced.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

hahahaha!
Are you me?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Silly Sporters.
Dog is not Cow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Unless she is Monty's ex, obv

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I am going to assume you mean the sunday part and say.
It seems to be a general trait
I am not going to suggest that all women are bat shit crazy and irrational as that would be a terrible generalisation...


ps all women are bat shit crazy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I have regular conversations with my flatmate
who falls for crap flats and forces me to be the bad guy.

The fact that she's female and behaving exactly like your women is entirely coincidental, I'm sure.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1857112
see the alt.

and yes, you can mount my step mum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Appreciate it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Fucking hell wilf
You can't put links in the first box
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Yes, I can
I do it on purpose to annoy people like you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Something about CHEERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I'm not ape.
I can master basic internetting
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

not ape.I can master basic internetting This shit all the time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Beer, rare herbs and video games tonight
Dinner with the inlaws tomorrow, serious Dadding on Sunday.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Its a 9 from the cow judge for this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

It's not one of the all time classics, but it should prove to be a good un

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Just got a good review at work for, I think, the first time in five years.
Flat hunting followed by shopping and drinks in London tomorrow. Sunday I shall be doing pretty much fuck all.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)

tonight is babysitting
Tomorrow is movie watching
sunday is early birthday celebrating
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I am on the train platform wearing my new massive scarf which keeps out the beastly cold euro-weather

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:45, Reply)