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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who'd win in a fight between Al and Badmons Dukaz?Who off here could you have in a fight?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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Badmons Dukas would have us all in fightEven if we tried the bums rush
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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i dont even know who that second person isSo, Al
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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He's a massive bent spastic.Not Al. Al is a cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:06,
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Al might sit on me, then it'd be all over(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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that does seem to be a popular internet conditionI've always wondered if you can keep small change, or a folded up £5 note for emergencies in one
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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i've been practicing on virtua fighter 2, so i imagine i'd be pretty handy in a fight(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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I bet you know the special move to make Lau Chan spray pilonidal cyst juices(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
this fight would be on a bearskin run, or a carwash?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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One of our gigs was cancelled.The one at the jazz club.
Just so you know.
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MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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jazz ukelele?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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backstreet boys ukelele?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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Fucking hell. You're even worse than Monty.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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if it's any consolation, no one would have turned up at the gig anyway(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
isn't badmans just nakkers? the more interesting question is which one would get an erection first?
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Oh and BTW I've been voted best one here, so you can change your sig thx(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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Yeah, whatevs, i thought it was a burgler(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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Your wife is already running aroundand your heart isn't doing too well.
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it's a good practical argumentin my experience however woman are terribly impractical
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:20,
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Thread savewww.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-could-move-to-a-one-day-week-if-everyone-stopped-dicking-around-2013020158225
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I'm eatinga dairy milk, it has a new shape, I'm not sure how i feel about this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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each segment is now sort of rounded instead of rectangular(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:21,
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It isthe wife has been complaining that the segments are too big now, can't break it into smaller ones, or something. Maybe it's a deliberate ploy to get you to eat more?
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Sounds like a smart way of reducing the amount of fucking chocolate.All of those rounded corners can mount up over the course of an afternoon to an internet shut-in.
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I still haven't got my Darth Vader Icon and he's not even in my top ten star wars characters!(
Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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I like how everyone's donating to get rob to fix searchand no one's ever asked how it got broken in the first place or how much it would actually take to fix it and why he won't take up BraynDedd's offer to fix it
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Rob said something about if he gave BD the 'keys to the house' he'd shit in the freezer.I think that means he doesn't trust him.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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Really?Only I thought he made it quite clear that the reason it stopped working was because they changed servers abd the new one was missing some important stuff and that he wasn't willing to let Brayndead have access to the server because he didn't trust him not to just fuck the site up totally.
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yes, they havefrom memory, it got broken when they moved servers and he doesn't trust braynDedd.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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I heard it was because he moved Brayndedds and doesn't trust his servers not to shit a frezzer.(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Rob severed Brayndedd's Fez and shat in it?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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I have made this abundantly clear on numerous occasionswww.b3ta.com/talk/6393105
www.b3ta.com/talk/6278829
www.b3ta.com/talk/4829633
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hmmmmmmmmmmwho would you do first, badger or his mrs?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Bobby would have pretty much anyone Although I have a sneaking suspicion that Rory's tooled up at all times in case he bumps into /Talk
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why do you thik bobby is so hard?Is it because he's so fat?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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Darth confuses fat people with the nasty man who did that thing to him when he was a little boy.(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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PEOPLEdarth confuses people who wonder: "gay or straight?"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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I didn't get it either. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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shut upit was a first class chanel gold plated ZING.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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words can hurt too you know. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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What, Ann Robinson?Only kidding. Darth wasn't even attractive enough to get nonced by Jimmy Savile.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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*mwah*I'd nonce you any day, you weak-wristed poove.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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I believe him to be a tightly coiled ball of furious rage and righteous vengeanceThat and the boxing. I actually reckon there's a dark horse amongst us who's proper nails and disguises a violent past with a veneer of internet pedantry.
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I think he's more flowing over the armrests than tightly coiled(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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Your nose is going to be flowing six foot wide across your face sunshineHe'll take you to the facking cleaners
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pfft, I'd distracted him with a bucket of chicken then run him over with a bus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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"Good afternoon Sir. How can we help you today?""Yeah, er.... Can you get fried chicken grease and spunk stains off this?"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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There's quite a few boys I could take in a fight.Just show them a bit of norkage and kick 'em in the bollocks while they're distracted.
I'm guessing the Al has more co-ordination than BD, and if he stands far enough away, BD wouldn't be able to tell how far he was, and his punch would totally miss.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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Yeah, but you do have previous when it comes to 'how far is that?'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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Is it snozzcumbers?I forget. It's years since I read the BFG.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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No, that's a line from the Chocolate FactoryAs is "Hello sailor", before anyone else says it
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Willy Wonka. Straberries taste like strawberries. Snozzberries taste etc.
Also used in his book Uncle (something or other) for the word penis.
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I WAS TRYING TO IMPLY YOU'RE THE BFG, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!Goddddddd!!!!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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Slap her anyway. She's got the face for it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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How would you know?You can't see past my tits.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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i was aiming to trigger a diabetic fit, where I could then repeatedly punch you in the ear while you were incapacitated(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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depends on the weaponmy money's on teh ape. he persists. al pops up for a bit then disappears again for days.
alt: anyone who waaaaahs and uses 2.0 rather than have the fight. and battered.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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Only because you'd sit on me & crush me to death.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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I'm definitely the roughest toughest b3tans there is. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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I fight to the death to defend our beloved /ot(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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with your foil and flintlock pistol, you could take anyone on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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you keep battered blindfolded in a small carry-cage, and repeatedly abuse and starve him so he is a ball of furious rage, then throw him at your attakers?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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no. That would be silly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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me and dozer are in love. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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enjoy it, once the vegetarianism really kicks in you'll barely be turgid(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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it's basically dehydrated elephant spunk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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how delightfully homoerotickroney has disappeared. probably to the gents with some clingfilm over the screen of his phone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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If you donated less than £10 you dont get any(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Talking about money is crass.However, I donated a respectable amount.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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if you'd given £100 like meit would have been instant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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I gave £50. Less than £1 a week per annum, which given how much time I piss about on here seems stingy tbh. But fuck it, I'm not handing over any more.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:07,
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it really doesn't seem that stingy to mei wasn't being entirely truthful about the £100. i was just trying to make kroney gnash his french teeth.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:08,
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It's working(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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You are both vulgar and crass.I am not surprised considering it's you two.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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they didn't offer a garlic bulb/white flag/frog(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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i've run out of steam for today, I wanna go home eat a steak, drink beer and watch the dark knight rises(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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+and laugh at how puny he is(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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Is that what the Badmons calls his mighty penis?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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Silly Stunned it's your steak he's going to be eatingBadmons takes what he wants
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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I don't even have a steak yet...so no idea waht to put with it, i may just make some tarragon butter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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Roast garlic butter portobello mushrooms and a Pinot Noir to wash it down. (, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I have no red at home...i may rectify this now.I'll blame you for tomorrows hangover
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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Hey chomps here's one for seeing as swipes made a new threadwww.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/much-ado-about-mutton-mark-hix-presents-a-tastier-alternative-to-lamb-8494040.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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would be quite nice to get some goat.Wonder if the halal butchers near me do it.
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not goat mutton!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Didn't notice one of them used goat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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new threadi started a new thread
i'm just saying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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poor chompy for ever alone in this dying thread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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serves him right for being a waaahbaby and employing 2.0(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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