News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21569997
So Lib dems fired (got him to resign) a guy for sexual misconduct, but didn't do it all through the papers. This is being seen as a massive screw up. All just before a bielection. What a load of bollocks eh?

How was your weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:49, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

System addict, that's a great song

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Was that when Janet was fat or thin?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Not too bad ta
Got back from Poland v early on Sat. Hung out with daughter. Watched the rugby. Received several texts from Stunned saying things like 'you've let the side down' as I cancelled going to Bristol.

Yesterday; sleep, pub, delicious lamb chops, early night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

He's a big needy girl isn't he?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

That or it was Battereds turn to buy a round

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I did however then get a call from him saying i was 'sadly missed'.
I assume he was absolutely plastered by this point.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I didn't get a text like that.
I'm assuming it was because I wasn't.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Is a Bielection
what you get if you are attracted to both Chinese men and Chinese women?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

haha because chinese

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

you are bringing the tone of this forum down

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Flattery won't get you anywhere

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

haha because it wasn't

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

thanks "Wizbit"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

this forum +life
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

thanks "Marvin"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I had to take my son orienteering Saturday
It was cold wet and miserable, I had already made up my mind that I was going to hate it,
However I really enjoyed it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

no you didn't

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

YOUN AINT MY REAL DAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

pololotics

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I prefer the term; Politiclol

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

lolitics

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Pololitics is better.
Soz.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

so's yur speliing

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Yep
Had a quiet one really, finally got round to watching a couple of films. I appear to be the only one that really didn't rate 'Drive', but I did quite enjoy 'Django Unchained'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Quentin Tarantino is a wanker and all his films are shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I'm hopefully going to see Django on Friday.
I'm goign to the pictures lalala

We're going for a curry beforehand, the film's nearly three hours long.

I may be the last person in the theatre by the time the credits roll.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Does curry make you fart that bad?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

No, but it's the stereotypical joke, innit.
Of course office girl may have serious problems in that regard. I'll let you all know!
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Every time I go to watch a film at the cinema
I just fall asleep, I’ve given up on going out to watch a film
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

A tenner is a lot of money to spend on an uncomfortable kip.
I don't really blame you.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

A mate at the BBC offered me tickets
To the premier of the latest batman movie, I turned it down as I didn’t want the critics using my snoring during the film as part of their rating.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

My bum always hurts after a film.
Don't be all "lol you got bummed" because that only happened once and I've been taking precautions since.

But why is it so difficult to put in comfortable seats? :(
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

What anti bumming precations do you take?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I've been fitted with a coil
I AINT GETTING PREGGERS
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I watched "A company of men" yesterday
A quite predictable WW2 film
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I saw Cloud Atlas last night.
I don't understand it, but I kinda liked it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I am really enjoying watching Sons of Anarchy at the moment.
It's on Netflix so you'll be able to try it if you haven't seen it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

The other half doesn't rate it, but I might give it a go.
Been watching Elementary, which is like House, as in decent and enjoyable, but predictable and formulaic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Did they all have Lupus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

It was Auto Immune

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

He should be strung up. Bastard. Touching that ugly bird's leg. It's a disgrace.
Not much this weekend. Made a few "mensie" phone calls to Battered and had a good cry. Usual really.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

My weekend was pretty good.
I went to a decorating party. Woo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Well, I drank beer while decorating a friend's house.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I assume your friend paid for the beer?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Some of it.
I brought my own too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Cheek.
I thought the idea is they get workers and you get free beer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)

It was also my friend's birthday.
So this was his present as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Did anyone get 'plastered'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Like a plasterers radio!!
Hold on, I don't think it was that sort of party.

I saw the Brizz otters on Countryfile!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

It's all go down here!
Bridges and otters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)

No, but we did paint the town red!!!LOL!!!111

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

town walls
red magnolia
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Hey Tangles.
Check out Vegfest in Bristol, it sounds well bent. You'll love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It looks shit.
I assume you've already got your ticket?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I'm waiting for the organisers to let me know if I can open a butchers stand there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

is a bielection where you can vote both ways?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1874078
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

yeah I saw that.
Different joke, equally unfunny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

\o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

^^o^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I watched a lot of Time Team.
And played a lot of game. You'll all be pleased to know I have a chair with a proper backrest to it, now. Now more doing my back in! :D
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Oh that is a relief.
We were all so worried.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I bet!

( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

What game?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

SWTOR

( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Is that free to play now?
I don't know if I can be arsed with it, but I might give it a go.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah, but all the good stuff requires payment, of course.
Still, subscriptions aren't expensive and it's well worth a go for free. More so than the other ones I've tried.

Obviously all the Republic side are voiced by Americans, but you can go Imperial light side if you fancy, which is actually a lot more fun.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Now more doing your back in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Obviously what I meant by that
was that I can play longer before putting my back out. Which means more levels!

It wasn't just poor spelling, promise!
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

lick my feet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Not much, got a lot of work done.
I went for some Afgani food last night and the driver was a phsyco*, but to tell you the truth, the lamb chops were right-up-there, I've never had them done so that the meat was medium and the fat was crips and burnt. God damn I love a good lamb chop, it's like a meat lollypop. I donno why they're so expensive though =(

* I buzzed him up, so he pressed my button it again, so I buzzed him again thinking he didn't get the door, so I go I go down. He then goes off on one, but i can't understand him 'cus of his helmet and face-mask, so I'm like "huh? huh? what? I don't understand..." and then I realise he's talking about his bike getting knicked, so I'm like "Who can hotwire a bike in 20 seconds for you walk up the stairs? No one from around here....." and then he goes off on another one, something about about being in the country for so many years, I donno, still couldn't understand him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I read that on FB. Pretty mental
You should have pointed out that, as a Jew, you can't possibly be a racist. Judaism is the ultimate vicitimisation get out of jail free card.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I donno man, my bulldozer doesn't have ak-47 proof windows.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)

haha

( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Flame grilled I expect.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Maybe !
I think that's gonna be my new schtick, making the perfect lamb chops, I reckon covering them in umami paste would work well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Cook them as a rack of lamb.
You can get them how you want them before cutting them into chops.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I've never had them done like that,
but I always wonder if you do them like that, if you get enough maronaid/coating/char/whatever on an average-bite basis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

That limits the surface area for marinades though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Unless you get a cooking syringe (about £5) and inject the marinade directly in to the meat.
www.amazon.com/Marinade-Injector-Syringe-Cooking-Poultry/dp/B008Y9GS7S
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Start them on the narrow side fat down in a hot pan to render the fat and crisp it up, should take about 8 minutes.
Then 3-5 minutes on each side, dependent on how well cooked you want them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Wouldn't you have to hold them upright for that inital part? I bet you some kind of toast-holder type device would work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Just use skewers

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Good thinking !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Highlight of my weekend
Was witnessing a giant having an accommodation booking malfunction and being without a bed for the night, on a weekend when most hotels were fully booked.

I think it took 4 pints to bring about a successful conclusion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Did he have a full on tantrum? Foot stamping etc?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

He wasn't happy.
Although apologies were offered to the terrified receptionist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Eventually.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

What a gay
can't even book a hotel right.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

He missed his selected train as well.
More money out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

The fucking deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

It's a wonder he's made anything of himself at all.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Who is this cunt of which you speak?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Some fat behemoth.
Probably a LARPer. They all are on here.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

A complete fucking bender.
With severe learning difficulties.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Sounds like one.
That reminds me, I need to look if I was charged for the earlier hotel room.

When I got home there were 3 tickets on my car. £195.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Oof.
A rather expensive weekend all round.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yep. Lessons learned.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I would be crying after that.
What's that, some three hundred quid of unnecessary expenses?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

These look interesting
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2283877/Are-calorie-noodles-Holy-Grail-dieting-Filling-healthy-food-fewer-calories-burn-eat-sounds-good-true-.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I helped a mate knock down their extension and load the rubble in to a dump truck
I haven't done manual labour since graduating and now I ache everywhere, even my fingers ache. I have become soft.

Is a bielection wherzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I might have to do desk chat in a bit.
Why is every desk sold for less that like £600 ugly as fuck. I just want something to put things on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I've got this ancient old writing desk.
Means I sit off to one side, which is a bit awkward, but it's a lovely old solid wooden jobbie. Wouldn't swap it for anything you can get at an office suppliers.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm thinking about getting this one
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/6191638.htm
and look how fucking ugly it is.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I hate glass shelving
Needs constant cleaning or it looks manky
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I've got a girlfriend for that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)

She must really love you if she's willing to hold your computer up all day

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Stop being such a spanner...
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/rosewood-1940s-bureau-writing-desk-with-drawers/1010639861

a little bit of looking and you could have one of these
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That's frigging tiny.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

And ugly

( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I agree with both statements
However the rapey one didnt disclose his taste and I would say that at a ton it is a good deal... there are also many others on there that would be worth a look it was merely and example of what could be found for less than 600 notes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Piece of shit, mate.
I tend to buy a lot of my furniture off eBay.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Ikea had some reasonable ones last time I was dragged in there iirc

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I made one a couple of weeks ago
Had to fit an awkward space (half a chimney breast, a bed and a radiator to clear) so I used 25mm MDF for the top, cut it to shape with a curved front edge, routed the front edge over and bought Ikea legs for it. Couple of coats of paint and bob's your mum's live-in lover!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)