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	 So are you all off using the newly fixed search to do vanity searches?
	So are you all off using the newly fixed search to do vanity searches?
 	What have you found?
What do you think is best left forgotten?
Alt: Has anyone here got anything good happening in their lives, or is it all custody battles and living in your car?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:15,
	
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	 I've just moved into a place, and nearly have everything sorted.
	I've just moved into a place, and nearly have everything sorted.
 	Just need TV and a desk.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 I went out to buy a telly earlier
	I went out to buy a telly earlier
 	I didn't get one though.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:19,
	
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	 Cool story bro.
	Cool story bro.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:19,
	
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	 No wonder this place is rocking,  eh.
	No wonder this place is rocking,  eh.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:20,
	
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	 I, for one, can't wait for the follow up to this exciting episode in the life of Jeff.
	I, for one, can't wait for the follow up to this exciting episode in the life of Jeff.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 I bet he came home with either a jacket or a shirt.
	I bet he came home with either a jacket or a shirt.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:23,
	
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	 Neither.
	Neither.
 	I went for a fry-up instead.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 Poor Mrs Fromeastenders, always watching the door, hoping...
	Poor Mrs Fromeastenders, always watching the door, hoping...
 	:(
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 She'll never find out that her little boy is now a mysterious bump in a motorway flyover near Stunned's gaff.
	She'll never find out that her little boy is now a mysterious bump in a motorway flyover near Stunned's gaff.
 	She should have stayed with Wolf.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:29,
	
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	 Robbing little get.
	Robbing little get.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 What sort are you looking for and where did you look?
	What sort are you looking for and where did you look? 
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:26,
	
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	 There was a 22" LG in the clearance section of Richer Sounds
	There was a 22" LG in the clearance section of Richer Sounds
 	For £99
The had it in stock, but without a power supply and a remote it would have been useless.  So I didn't bother.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:30,
	
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	 Oh, well that's pretty useless.
	Oh, well that's pretty useless.
 	I was looking at a TV from Richer sounds, really nice, cheap but they only do interest free credit at a few stores, and I can get it for £10 more online but pay it off over three months. So we're going to do that.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:30,
	
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	 If they'd have advertised it as such, I wouldn't have bothered going out.
	If they'd have advertised it as such, I wouldn't have bothered going out.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:32,
	
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	 I was in Richer on Sunday, looking at an amp and CD player for the master bedroom.
	I was in Richer on Sunday, looking at an amp and CD player for the master bedroom.
 	My other ones are hooked up to my decks in the back bedroom.
FSB.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:37,
	
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	 Frigid Story Bro?
	Frigid Story Bro?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:41,
	
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	 Fascinating story bro.
	Fascinating story bro.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:42,
	
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	 That was the last thread.
	That was the last thread.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:43,
	
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	 Oh god, I didn't know that and its payday this week.
	Oh god, I didn't know that and its payday this week.
 	I really really want a 3D telly.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 Really? I can't be arsed with 3D
	Really? I can't be arsed with 3D
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:47,
	
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	 You got bad eyes though init?
	You got bad eyes though init?
 	The thing is, with a 3D telly, you're still getting a fantastic 2D telly, only you can do 3D. With a 2D telly, 3D is not an option.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:04,
	
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	 I hope it doesn't result in acrimony.
	I hope it doesn't result in acrimony.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:20,
	
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	 Apparently my most popular ever post
	Apparently my most popular ever post
 	was one talking about how my dad's mate had to go looking for a human head on the underground.
Alt: I've got plenty good about to happen. Money meaning I'll be free to buy a place and a new car, plus a girl. I won't buy the girl. At least not directly. You know, presents and stuff. The socially acceptable prostitution.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 I hate you
	I hate you
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:19,
	
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	 Morning.
	Morning.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:20,
	
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	 It's the middle of the night for b3ta.
	It's the middle of the night for b3ta.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 Bonjour
	Bonjour
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:23,
	
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	 You know what I fucking hate?
	You know what I fucking hate? 
 	People that suck on their fingers when eating.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 Whose fingers would you prefer them to suck on?
	Whose fingers would you prefer them to suck on?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 That must make mastication kinda difficult
	That must make mastication kinda difficult 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:23,
	
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	 Is this because
	Is this because
 	As a frenchman you have yet to be introduced to the wonders of soap and therefore worry about the level of scat germification?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 I'm not doing vanity searches, sorry.
	I'm not doing vanity searches, sorry.
 	I imagine Rory is frantically searching on behalf of all of us.
Alt: Nothing good. It's a relentless circle of misery and failure. Thanks for asking.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 b3ta.com/search/answers?q=b3th
	 
 	b3ta.com/search/answers?q=b3th
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 I was right in there looking at my most popular posts.
	I was right in there looking at my most popular posts.
 	I used to be funnier :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 Can anyone back up this claim?
	Can anyone back up this claim?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:31,
	
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	 Jeff awarded me POTW once.
	Jeff awarded me POTW once.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:36,
	
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	 Yeah, but Jeff's a bender.
	Yeah, but Jeff's a bender.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:37,
	
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	 And not exactly known for his great jokes.
	And not exactly known for his great jokes.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:38,
	
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	 If only we had a Mod around here.
	If only we had a Mod around here.
 	I'd report you for being a terrible bully.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:40,
	
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	 Good job for us there's no mods then...
	Good job for us there's no mods then...
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:42,
	
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	 No real mods
	No real mods
 	Thats what OT get, worlds shittest mod.
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 When did Swipe become a MOD?
	When did Swipe become a MOD?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 I have found this thread to be a huge success.
	I have found this thread to be a huge success.
 	Perhaps it would be better left forgotten.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:47,
	
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	 B3th gazzed me and offered to nosh me off
	B3th gazzed me and offered to nosh me off
 	That was quite interesting
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:47,
	
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	 Have you covered your cock with lard or something?
	Have you covered your cock with lard or something?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:48,
	
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	 Lard and upper lip wax
	Lard and upper lip wax
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:49,
	
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	 mmmmmmm
	mmmmmmm
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 I searched my name and theres loads of jokes about my dad hanging himself
	I searched my name and theres loads of jokes about my dad hanging himself
 	Where did people get the idea that he hung himself?
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:54,
	
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	 Hanged not hung
	Hanged not hung
 	come on speaka de lingo
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 It was all from montys bullying.
	It was all from montys bullying.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 It was shit bullying, it didn't make sense
	It was shit bullying, it didn't make sense
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 This may be true, but this is now your new internet truth.
	This may be true, but this is now your new internet truth.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 What a bunch of cunts on this site, eh?
	What a bunch of cunts on this site, eh?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Bonzo said he was bloody well hung
	Bonzo said he was bloody well hung
 	and it mushroomed from there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 Flacidnating story
	Flacidnating story
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 Straight out of the Old Testicle.
	Straight out of the Old Testicle.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 I don't think I've cum across that one
	I don't think I've cum across that one
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 Cock and ball story if ever I heard one
	Cock and ball story if ever I heard one
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 Apologies for length, etc.
	Apologies for length, etc.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 Sorry Rev. members only
	Sorry Rev. members only
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 *helicopters*
	*helicopters*
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:16,
	
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	 Get a grip of your self man
	Get a grip of your self man
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:17,
	
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	 But it's hard!
	But it's hard!
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:19,
	
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	 I did that "best" search
	I did that "best" search
 	most of mine also seem to be from /links, I suspect they just randomly click everything.
Alt: Well, I have asked out the woman from the speed dating. OMG DATE. Nah, I'm cool. I may need some tranquillizers for the actual thing, though.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:18,
	
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	 Congratulations
	Congratulations
 	Just assume that the whole thing will be a complete disaster and you'll be fine.
In such circumstances I'm a firm believer in the motto "he who expects nothing will not be disappointed."
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:21,
	
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	 Was it the Italian one?
	Was it the Italian one?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:21,
	
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	 with the dog and white stick
	with the dog and white stick
 	(Gosh I am on fine witty form today)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 Yep
	Yep
 	looks alright in her carefully lit photograph taken from above, and from memory in a dark wine bar once I'd had a couple, so I'm hoping for the best.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 Fingers crossed
	Fingers crossed
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:08,
	
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	 I don't do vanity searches or popular page stuff
	I don't do vanity searches or popular page stuff
 	Everything I say is brilient in every single way so there is no point.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 What have you been searching for then?
	What have you been searching for then?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 Lionel Ritchie'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
	Lionel Ritchie'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 Hello
	Hello
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 Hahahahahaha.
	Hahahahahaha.  
 	I kill you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Past glories in flame wars between Chompy and Swipe
	Past glories in flame wars between Chompy and Swipe
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 Who is winning so far?
	Who is winning so far?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Everyone except chompy and swipe
	Everyone except chompy and swipe
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 Traitor
	Traitor
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 If it helps, you're winning on account of Swipe organising all these offline-b4shes and leaving me out.
	If it helps, you're winning on account of Swipe organising all these offline-b4shes and leaving me out.
 	... while you let me flirt relentlessly with your misses on facebook.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 I don't really count that as flirting.
	I don't really count that as flirting.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 I blame that on western culture.
	I blame that on western culture.
 	It'd be a marriage proposal if you go east a thousand miles or soo.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 Actually I think we're the biggest losers out of all that.
	Actually I think we're the biggest losers out of all that.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 Je vais avoir une journée très étrange
	Je vais avoir une journée très étrange
 	c'est comme la 4ème fois que j'ai convenu avec vous. Je blâme cette lithium douteux turque
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 I'm going to try to have this week off the booze.
	I'm going to try to have this week off the booze.
 	I was at work at 7:15 this morning and by the time I get out of here I shall be fucking parched so this is a doomed plan from the start.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 It sounds rubbish.
	It sounds rubbish.
 	Count me out.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 I've just found a can of beer in my bag.
	I've just found a can of beer in my bag.
 	Ah well it was a nice idea
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 Sounds a bit... alkie
	Sounds a bit... alkie
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 feels a little like that as well
	feels a little like that as well
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 Depends. ..is the beer over 6%?
	Depends. ..is the beer over 6%?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 Nah it's Grolsch. Kids' beer.
	Nah it's Grolsch. Kids' beer.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 Pity it's a can
	Pity it's a can
 	If it was bottled you'd have a lovely decoration for your boot.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 Oh, the "accidentally found a beer in my bag" excuse
	Oh, the "accidentally found a beer in my bag" excuse
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 textbook Scarping
	textbook Scarping
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 Wouldn't that be
	Wouldn't that be
 	"I accidentally found my cock almost fits in my arse " ?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 drinky hand gesture
	drinky hand gesture
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 I woke up on Sunday morning at 3am to hear Stunned pissing in the corner of our hotel room. fast asleep.
	I woke up on Sunday morning at 3am to hear Stunned pissing in the corner of our hotel room. fast asleep.
 	next thing I know it's 8am, I'm fully clothed and cradling a bottle of cognac. You 'do the math' as they say.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 That man is a liability.
	That man is a liability.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 I'd be livid.
	I'd be livid.
 	Remind me never to share a room with him.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 the snoring was worse
	the snoring was worse
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 What about the spooning?
	What about the spooning?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 that was fine
	that was fine
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:23,
	
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 	week afternoon
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 I might have some wine this evening
	I might have some wine this evening
 	otherwise by the time the date rolls around I'll be in the early stages of alcohol withdrawal and that might not make a terribly good impression.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 Nah
	Nah
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 Cornwall bash?
	Cornwall bash?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 In your mums place?
	In your mums place?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 + special
	+ special
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 Well we all know the way there at least.
	Well we all know the way there at least.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 Just yodel and listen for the echo?
	Just yodel and listen for the echo?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 She probably wouldn't mind
	She probably wouldn't mind
 	A bunch of foreign types were lost in our home town and asked my mum where the campsite was. She explained that they're wasn't one within walking distance and let the lot of them set up their tents in her back garden. She's ace my mum
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 Had they all mysteriously vanished the next morning
	Had they all mysteriously vanished the next morning
 	to replaced by what appear to be very large, rectangular molehills? Because if so then I'm afraid I have some troubling news for you.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 What I'm insinuating here
	What I'm insinuating here
 	is that your dad may not have gassed himself.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 I'm going to listen to green day and Post "I miss you dad" posts on facebook
	I'm going to listen to green day and Post "I miss you dad" posts on facebook
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh man, it'll be AA all over again.
	Oh man, it'll be AA all over again.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 I've popped a tent in your mum's back garden before, while putting on a foreign accent, too.
	I've popped a tent in your mum's back garden before, while putting on a foreign accent, too.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 She's doesn't like circumcised cock
	She's doesn't like circumcised cock
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Best. Comeback. Ever.
	Best. Comeback. Ever.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:08,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	 Come   Pull
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 There was a young lady from Neath,
	There was a young lady from Neath,
 	who circumsied men with her teeth. 
She didn't do it for money, 
nor 'cause it was funny
but to get at the cheese underneath.
Il y avait une jeune femme de Neath,
qui circumsied hommes avec ses dents.
Elle ne le fais pas pour l'argent,
ni parce que c'était drôle
mais pour obtenir le fromage en dessous.
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 There was a young slag from Penzanze.
	There was a young slag from Penzanze.
 	Who boarded a bus in a trance
24 fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:20,
	
Reply)
 
	 There was a young vampire named Mabel
	There was a young vampire named Mabel
 	with periods remarkably stable
one night at full moon
she sat with a spoon
and drunk herself under the table.
Il y avait un jeune vampire nommé Mabel
avec des périodes remarquablement stables
une nuit de pleine lune
elle s'est assise avec une cuillère
et se boit sous la table.
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 There once was a whore on the dock
	There once was a whore on the dock
 	From dusk until dawn she sucked cock
'Til one day it's said
She gave so much head
She exploded and whitewashed the block
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:25,
	
Reply)
 
	 but enough about your mother....
	but enough about your mother....
 	Mais assez parlé de ta mère ....
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 There was a young man from Dundee
	There was a young man from Dundee
 	Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He replied "Not at all
It can do it again if it likes"
I don't think I've quite got the hang of this.
	(
Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:24,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	There was a young fellow named Paul,
who couldn’t rely on his ring-piece at all,
when he sat on the loo,
it went slightly askew,
and splattered some poo on the wall.
hi Gonz!
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 SidearseLOLZ
	SidearseLOLZ
 	
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 My sixth ever post on b3ta is the start of my trolling career.
 	b3ta.com/talk/2445893#post2445918
	My sixth ever post on b3ta is the start of my trolling career.
 	b3ta.com/talk/2445893#post2445918
	(
PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 that's good.
	that's good.
 	so good I wanted to join in the argument and it's 6 years old.
c'est une bonne chose.
si bon que je voulais joindre à la discussion et à ses 6 ans.
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:19,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hang on. .
	Hang on. .
 	you want to discuss 6 year olds? 
Damn online translators.
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 Jésus!
	Jésus! 
 	ils ne vous appelle un cancre putain de rien.
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 pricks
	pricks
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 NAKERS NAKERS GIVE ME AN ANSWER, DO
	NAKERS NAKERS GIVE ME AN ANSWER, DO
 	WITH YOUR SIDEARSE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO POO?
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:30,
	
Reply)
 
	 s'alright
	s'alright
 	i have the day off, do you?
I have tomorrow off as well, do you?
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 I also have a contractual allotment of holiday
	I also have a contractual allotment of holiday
 	that I can take whenever reasonable.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 don't let battered know you have an allotment or it'll be full of prostitute parts in no time
	don't let battered know you have an allotment or it'll be full of prostitute parts in no time
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm going for a curry on Friday followed by the pictures
	I'm going for a curry on Friday followed by the pictures
 	and then a wine tasting on Saturday.
Is it too early for weekend chat?
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 NEVER!
	NEVER!  
 	
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 Needs a new thread for that though.
	Needs a new thread for that though. 
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:52,
	
Reply)
 
	 www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1874520
	 
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1874520
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:32,
	
Reply)
 
	 pricks
	pricks
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 pricks
	pricks
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 pricks
	pricks
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 spam
	spam
 	
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:30,
	
Reply)
 
	 purse
	purse
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 forum
	forum
 	
	(
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:36,
	
Reply)
 
	 squelch
	squelch
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 aardvark
	aardvark
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 Nice one Nakers, you killed the board.
	Nice one Nakers, you killed the board.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 Fuck you, it's been dead all day
	Fuck you, it's been dead all day
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 Whatever, Nakers. You RUINER.
	Whatever, Nakers. You RUINER.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:41,
	
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