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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Starting a new thread.
Just so I can show you someone I saw in York the last time I was there.

Pic in replies
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:55, 164 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
what pic?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Slim picings

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Oh my word you'vce surpassed yourself here.
This is top, top quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I think the shell suit colour makes it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Pic of the day!
clickclickclick...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Now there's a man I can believe the chicks dig.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It lampoons popular board member Plumdozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

popular

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
so, is plumdozer the butt of all jokes around here then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Not all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

of all jokes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Nah, most people have at least one or two running jokes at their expense.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I don't know what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
That's cos you don't understand English, you shit-freezing Gaul.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Who's taking the moths along for Kroney tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
EG
Battered: angry midget
Stunned: giant lumbering alkie
Kroney: French, uses faeces as sex toys
Nakers/Badmons: bent spastic, Ben Fogle*
Localboy: giant ham hands, forehead like a loaf of bread

AND SO ON

*I am championing this new one right here: get in on the ground floor, folk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I realise just how many of these things come from me.
Sorry guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Monty, Sirius Black just out of Askaban
lives in a cardboard box, spends what little money he has on MASSIVE DRUGS, hates Jews.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ground oak
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
can you make a complete list like this please

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
A few more to start you off:
Swipe: fat northern ginger
Chompy: rapist paperclip salesman
Tangled: yurt dwelling hippy
Al: cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Jeff: terrible puns, fucks dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
B3th: sleeps all day. Has an 80 year old husband

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Just call everyone a cunt and you'll get by fine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Monty Boyce
Bankrupt cokehead who looks like Worzel Gummage
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I hope he puts his eatin' head on tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I intend on having a great deal more than a cup of tea and a slice of cake let me assure you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'm going to be trusting you people
to break my duck sensitively. I'll take recommendations, but no vindaloos ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I wonder who tonight's Aunt Sally will be

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Damn right. Where are we drinking afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
There's a trad pub with shit beer nearby, and a nicer bar with better beer (but a bit hipster) also close by

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Let's go & play punch the hipster.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Thats as high as you can punch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
The Good Samaritan is alright
often full of nurses too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
you mean bin rummaging head
surely?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Gonz: Fucks like a stallion on Viagra in the middle of the frozen meat isle in Tescos.
Donno who started that one up, really irks me, but you can't stop rumours spreading.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Ha ha ha Throw enough mud
and some of it will stick
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Umm, I don't think that's mud.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Only if you play your cards right ,) or wrong ,)
Depending on what you prefer.

Either way, Pringles Tubes are involved.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Once you plop, you can't stop

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
He's a member, alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
If only we had somebody to confirm the irony of this statement

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Writing a new page in the textbook here.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Oh god, the snot's arrived
I'm leaking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
At the very mention of Moths

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
yeah me too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

leaking full.

Almondlolz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Today is a nightmare.
Spoken to a Welsh woman in Surrey and an Irish woman in Edinburgh. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Only when you have spoken to a Scottish woman in Merthyr Tydfil.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
i know a scottish guy who lives in pontypridd
close enough?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I can't imagine why anybody would voluntarily live in Merthyr.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I'd go with The Doveston's offer then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
i went there once to collect money from poor people

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Speaking of the Irish
www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/321475/337/Kia-concept-car-Provo-reminds-some-of-IRA-terror-
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
"Kia insisted the Provo...was named to suggest "provocative,"
sounds more like "povvo", to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I understand you are my benefactor, young master Lighty.
You know I will manage to drink it all within a week.

Thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
It's pretty spicy stuff
play nice with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
If you were both in prison, he'd totally be your bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I have no common sense and my tastebuds are ruined.
'Do', as they say, 'the math'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
What booze was it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
chili sambucca

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I liked it
Slightly addictive and fluorescent green.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Anti freeze
with a slice of lime in the top
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Similar taste

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Hey I just added myself as a friend on here.
How cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Did you also send yourself flowers at Valentines'? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I had a special wank.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

cool

tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Woah it says I like this user on your profile
That seems a bit much. I don't think I 'like' any of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It's all there in black and white.
b3ta wouldn't lie to you, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I never got my icons so maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I had to let them finger one of my kids to get mine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I ain't got a problem with the mods and no-one can say I do
But all this kid fingering turns me stomach an no mistake, might have to retreat to Frank's messageboard if this keeps on, filthy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I was in York last Summer with my Hungarian cousin
I hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I was in York last summer with Mrs Cow
We must be related
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah but did you buy that sandwich I suggested?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I had a sandwich from the little one on the bridge over the river near the train station
It was rather good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
SANDWICH SUBTHREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I ate a sandwich in York once.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
oh man this is fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
It was 'alright'
I can't remember where I bought it though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
So the place at the bottom of Stonegate with the hot roast meat sandwiches
That I went to great length to say "YOU MUST GO THERE" was totally ignored?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I didn't have time, sorry
We were late for the train

NEXT TIME GADGET
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Make sure you do!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
We went up the castle and had a walk around and et in a shit pub
Was well wicked 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
^totally endorsing this shit here^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
did you not do the viking stuff or the train museum oh god york is a magical place

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I was scared to go to Jorvik for fear of breaking up with the missus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
It's been the scene of many a break up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
This was my worry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
because she would disrespect your viking heritage by not buying a large coke in a plastic horn?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Something about the smell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Not that time, she weren't interested in ANYTHING gludel
She was pretty boring company to be honest, didn't seem to want to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Well look who it is, folks!!!
It's only Theory of relativity Banana republic!!!!


*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Poor ol' Huggy Chavez

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
There is a birthday cake in the office, but I've not had an email invite to share it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
No there isn't, Fogesy.
It's just another flashback. There is no cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
WAIT
I GETB THIS ONE

I thought you werre calling me wilf
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'm calling you Ben Fogle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
yeah i get that NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Why's he calling you Ben Fogle, Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
He only answers to 'Fogesy' now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Because he's an "Al"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I vote to include this in board lexicon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
because despite his wealthy upbringing, secure schooling in Whinchester and enormous amount of buggery as a child
he's calling me out as posh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I bet he's not really from a privileged background with a chip on his shoulder like that one.
I bet he went to school in CHINchester, amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
What an Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*busted*
I actually grew up in a static caravan in Romford :o((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS OUT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Is it from IKEA?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I don't understand either of these posts :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Ikea have been selling poo cakes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2013/03/05/ikea-withdraws-poo-cake-from-sale-after-bacteria-discovered-in-china-3527827/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
fucking niche news story to make a joke about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
OK "Schteve"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
clicksch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Faecal matter found in ikea food across Europe

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

food
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Suddenly that horse burger looks pretty darn good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*books a table*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
You'll have to build it yourself though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Shoddy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887864
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I thought it shoddy that you didn't get invited to eat cake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I see
well probably don't know the birthday person that well, we are quite large
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Speak for yourself fatty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Might geta twix

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
have they not even wished you a happy birthday yet or anything :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Ahhhh. Nice lunch.
I've got a cab picking me up to go and see Darth in 25 minutes.

Throw in some annilingus and this might rate as a top 25 day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm leaving to get there now.
Last one there's a Susan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Is no one throwing in the annilingus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Last one there's at the back of the queue
No taking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
You're on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
like throwing a tongue sausage down into a hairy cave

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I'm going to walk down about 5 to 4
It being right near my office.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Good lad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I am on the tube. Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Amazeballs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
You should've got the overground to Dalston and the bus down to Liverpool St

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You should deffo work for LU.
You'd be great and Bob Crowe would ensure you could never be sacked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
"10p please"
*stretches up hand to driver*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
terrible bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I thought you'd like all the attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'm a notorious wallflower
AWAITS STRIKETHROUGH!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I didn't condone it, 'dozer.
I told them not to but Battered wouldn't listen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
that's the last time we fail to have a drink in the Blind Swine, you gargantuan oaf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I was sticking up for you!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I know bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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