People paying for coffee in the morning on a card.
People buying single rounds in pubs on a card.
Visitors to London clogging up the public transport.
People who will not stand on the right.
Donald Trump.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:14, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I NOES.
The coffee thing at the moment seems to happen to me all the time. It's two quid, you know. Go to the fucking cash machine you lazy fuck!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

with contact less getting more popular, this sort of thing us going away.
I've had it put in the pub, and eventually will save me time, when I have explained to almost every person who has a contact less card how it works, because they seem to be in capable of reading a letter from their bank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You have to explain?
You press it to the thing and lights happen and a receipt comes out.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

"what? I don't have to put my pin in? is that ok?"
"yes, up to £20 3 times a day"
"oh, how long has that been working"
"well over a year"
"oh, I'm not sure I like it"
"well, don't lose your card and you'll be ok"
"but I always lose my card"
"maybe you shouldn't be allowed a card"
"bit rude that"
"sorry, really busy, do you mind if I serve one of the other people waiting for a drink, it's about 4 deep at the bar now"
"oh, yeah, do I get a receipt"
"I just gave it to you"
"oh, can I have a VAT receiot"
"for a vodka and orange and half a pint of becks"
"yeah"
*kills self*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I hate people.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

me too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

this is why I like contactless payment
to the pub thing can I add people ordering coffee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

By single rounds, do you mean one drink
or one round of say, a dozen drinks?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Both.
Run a tab or go to the cash machine and get £30 out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Putting your card behind the bar is about the easiest way to fall victim to card cloning and fraud.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Nah, if you give your card and PIN to your housemate, you don't even have to leave the house.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

True, I had forgotten the easiest way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Been doing it 20 years and it's never happened.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I do all of those top three.
I don't need to carry cash anymore, it's great!
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Like last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Yup!
I'm well looking forward to when you have, like, a barcode on your hand or something and you just pass that over a machine and cash is a thing of the past.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Agreed.
But it isn't that quick. tap tap tap. wait for the stupid machine to ring up and get authorisation. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Contactless, baby

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

That's mental.
In order to rob someone in the future you'll have to hack off their limb!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Oh god, I want an embedded NFC chip now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I might get my oyster card implanted to my willy, so I can just wave my dick over the barrer and it'll let me through.
Got to be careful though, it might end up letting people through 4 barriers down. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Pretty sure you paid for a round on a card last night

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

WOT A CUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)