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If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?Alt: you favourite recipe involving chillies?
AltAlt: famous person you most admire
Yes, I know, these are poor questions, no need to point it out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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I wouldn't mind rolling back a few yearsAlt: Mutton rice'n'peas Can't be arsed to give out the full recipe.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:06,
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I think he's a prissy, smart-arse cock who is ruining atheism for the less-smug.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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I think that's probably because you haven't bothered to read and understand what he's saying.(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM MUM, STAY OUT OF MY ROOM(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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What he's saying is right.however the way he says it undermines his arguments because he is so smug and unlikeable. I am a strident atheist myself, so he should be something of a hero to me, but instead I think he's a fucking wanker and that is quite an achievement on his part.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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The problem is he is preaching to the converted.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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Dawkins is alright though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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hiding bacon in that koran was taking it a bit far though(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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That was tangleds joke.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1897037
15 minutes before yours.
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This is copyright infringement and you'll soon be hearing from my lawyers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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This is almost as bad as when you libeled McAlpine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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I'd like to be a little less attractive, so my friends' wives would stop trying to sleep with me.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:08,
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I think I speak for most on hereWhen I say I would most like to change my height, It is a pain to tower over so many people.
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I'd like a 6-pack pleaseand once I've drunk it I won't mind my physical appearance LOL
Alt: Lamb Tagine. Speaking of which I made curry with my leftover roast beef last night and put grated horseradish in it - RECOMMENDED.
AltAlt: King Zog of Albania
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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On the whole I am more than happy with my appearance. I'd lose half a stone maybe?Alt: that's a tough one but I suppose Dry Meat *sigh*
Altalt: poor old Jimi H. Or Hitler.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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I'd like to be a little more attractive, so Dr P's friends' wives would start trying to sleep with me.Also, I hear that chompy is a big fan of Richard Dawkins.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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I'm fairly happy in my own skin taAlt:
CURRY
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Any who have managed to stay down to earth and aren't stuck up themselves
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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Alt:alt: So not Scarpe then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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I could probably handle being a bit broader in the beam. Otherwise, I'm pretty good, thanks.(
Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:11,
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Alt: i like the one where I shove a fist full of scotch bonnets up your mums fish mitten then she shits out a Phaalaltalt: Ainsley Harriet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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I had chicken wings with two scotch bonnets ginger and lemon and garlic on monday.They were really nice.
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i love the sweetness of scotch bonnets(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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if you knew anything about food, you'd understand there is more to different varieties than just the heat.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:26,
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^^ This ^^I hate those recipes say add chillies, when there is so much variety of taste, sweetness, tartness, heat etc.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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don't mind me, I just want to be a part of this shit boring subthread(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Thanks for your contribution Frank.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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That's why I dont' see the point of caspian oil(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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And it's also why I'm coming up to 30 and only _just_ trying out different foods and recipies with chilies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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Lolwww.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/13/chris-huhne-ridiculed-prison
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I wish I could tell you that Chris Huhne fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
I'd be more ginger. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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Just go into your local hairdressers and ask for "the rachel (swipe)"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:26,
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Now that was a one joke comedy if ever there was one.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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That's a comedy?I thought Channel 4 had put the wrong title on The Undateables.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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Indeed.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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If you watched it, the joke was on you.THAT was the one joke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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It was no 'Brittas Empire' and that's for sure(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Me neither. There appeared to be a quite horrendous gaylord in it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Someone from York I think, with gigantic feet.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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Every day, I go to the populol page, see that composite pic you did, LOL, and then click.I think it should be on there forever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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thing with ginger isit makes attractive women 10 times more attractive
it makes ugly women look like herpes-infected bag ladies
and it makes blokes look like educationally subnormal child molesters
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I look fantastic. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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and I've started working out. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Always had a thing for the gingers (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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gaz me lover boy. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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I would have a less shit faceAlt: My missus makes an awesome curry leaving the chillies in whole.
AltAlt: Probably Nick Cave. Bit of a fan.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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I'm a big fan of his too.I'm not so keen on his recent stuff, he seems to have lost his fire as he's matured.
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Aye, the new album's a slow burnI did see him play the whole thing live at the album launch last month and it was really good. But then he played the old stuff. No real comparison.
Still bought tix for the October tour though.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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I listened to Murder Ballads for the first time in ages last week.Stagger Lee is a fucking great tune.
My favourite Bad Seeds album is The Boatman's Call. It's patchy as fuck, but the four or five great songs tower over most of his work.
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He really does.The clown-footed vegetarian ponce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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he asks good questions thoughyou could learn a lot there, just saying
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I don't recall ever seeing him start a thread.He's normally too busy polishing his shoes; takes him hours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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These are poor questions.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Yes they are, but nobody else was starting a new thread were they?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Murder Ballads is awesome.Boatman's Call is a bit patchy, but when it's good it's amazing.
And No More Shall We Part is my favourite as a whole I reckon.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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I really like that one. (
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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Yeah I much prefer 'The Simpsons'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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I want my hair to be shorterbut I am too ill to make the rip to the barbers
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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I would like to have hair and not need glassesbut I'd never pay to have these things done. It's not that important to me.
Alt: I've stumbled across a nice chili beef noodle recipe that it pretty damn good.
Altalt: Dunno. I might need to give this some thought.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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haha, glasses, you fucking stupid cripple, I hope you fucking choke on them(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I quite like my glassesI think they make me look better. Though I don't like leaving them on tubes or having them thrown through a window at me.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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The only thing that would make you look better is a balaclava. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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I expect people would just take the piss out of the colour/pattern(
Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:52,
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I would look strange without them, that's for sureI just don't like needing them. I'm practically blind without them.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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I wouldn't change a thing about you. To me, you are perfect.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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only if I can wear heels. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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Christ, you're tall enough as it isI'm only 4'6" you know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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either let me wear heels. Or sleep on the sofa.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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Do you look like 'Gregg Wallace'?I do hope so x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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A bit actuallyBut I have a beard (just a goatee at the moment...no 'stache)
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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Is that what it is?My moustache gets untidy really quickly, so when it does I just shave the bugger off. Most of my hair-related choices are due to laziness.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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Same here, hence the 'Jesus look' that I have favoured for the past number of years.Prior to that I went for the 'Mitchell Brothers' grade O and clean shaven approach, I'm an 'all or nothing' kinda guy - not that I have a 'Small Face' you understand AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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I've always hated my tits, doesn't matter what weight I am, I'll always have big tits. My dad and his brothers have/had them too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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Gonz I got my Icons from the “Fix search” thingI can’t remember donating, what happened?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Donno, wasn't me. All I normally do is change the vars on the page from my userID to someone else's, and fire off a 25p donation, and it triggers everything that needs to be triggered to give the person the latest icon set.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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