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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you had £9,426.48 to spend what would you spend it on?
Alt: I'm going to an open mic night tonight, has anyone ever been to an open mic night that wasn't shit?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:00, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Holiday probably, I feel like I need one.
ALT: my local pub does a free stand up night with new and more established comediens, it's good in parts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
You can get quite a holiday for £9k.
I suppose taking a kid puts up the cost and limits your options.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
yeah, that's about what our honeymoon cost for the two of us
I could easily spend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I had 20 days in Malaysia for significantly less than £2k, madness spending more than that per person.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
no it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Ok not madness, childish.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Why is that?
If you wanted to go 5 star all-inclusive to somewhere hot you could easily spend that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
At a quick look. 7 or 14 days 5 star all inclusive to the dominican republic £1500
Cuba £1350
Mexico £1100
Eygypt £600
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
yeah, but. If you want a bespoke safari. Including two beach side luxury hotels and several days in the bush, plus the 8 flights needed to get about
then it'll cost more.

I can think of nothing worse than being locked in an all inclusive super hotel for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Me too, I wouldn't do it, but I was just showing sporto what was available.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
fair dos
We are a difficult couple. Neither of us like big hotels, preferring small "boutique" place, which are often quite expensive.

Having said that we've stayed in some lovely little places through airbandb.com
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
children are renowned for their purchasing power

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
No it isn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Did you stay in a travel tavern?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Stayed here.
Buisness hotel basically but it was very very nice.
www.helanghotellangkawi.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
A business hotel, just what every girl dreams of from their honeymoon!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
It wasn't a honeymoon, I went to my mates wedding alone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
i know, but you used it as an example when we were talking about honeymoons!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Holiday, I fucking need one.
Alt: No.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
You could go round the world for £9k on your own.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
We have an Open mic every week,
and it's always a bit hit and miss, but there are always a couple of really good acts to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Does this mean there's a regular singer with nice tits?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
you disgusting pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
There are a few female singer-songwriter types round here who are quite hot.
But they tend to spoil it by being really shit.
Oh and increasingly young enough to be my daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Bit creepy, but you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Needs more Personality Horse

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
doesn't everything?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Certainly things lacking Personality Horse, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
NOT TESCOS BURGERS!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
as soon as you say the word,
Friday night at The Cape is all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I don't want to brag or anything
but I'm probably the greatest guitarist that's ever lived
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

probably
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
i can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
school
Alt no, we are all about karaoke though
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You'd buy a school?
Are you Bartleby?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I hear he's disguised himself as a school.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
what?
Hush
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
A kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
You fucking wakki rebel you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
qqq

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I need £50K, never mind £9K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Open mic nights are the domain of incredibly tedious singer-songwriters, who you can tell REALLYMEANITMAN by the way they screw their irritating faces up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
this is the majority of the acts yeah,
but i've had some great stuff come through. and some bizarre. We had a goth play the accordion once.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
as my accordion gently weeps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah, sadly the entertaining crackpots seem fewer and further between these days.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Didn't someone on /talk attempt some stand up once?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Donkey gums is now a standup. He was on TV for comic relief.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Is he any good then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah he's good, not my taste but good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
what's he called?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Matthew Boxall

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Drugs
Alt: nope and I have been forced into supporting friends at several
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Wedding probably

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
wait, wait, wait
You always used to be "anti marriage" now you've mentioned it twice in a week. Are you engaged?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I've never been anti marriage
in fact I'm very keen on the idea, it's the missus who needs persuading. And no, I'm not, but if I had 10 grand spare it'd go a long way towards convincing her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I see, hence the " " i couldn't remember the facts of it
so you need a dowry for your gf to marry you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I'm thinking a fatted calf should do the trick
What's Swipey up to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
she's too old to be considered a calf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
we're both dead btw

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
probably not actually

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Nah, it would
She's up for the idea of a big party, just not the cost involved. If £10K fell in my lap I could manage it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
however
If she wanted to get married she would regardless of the expense because it doesn't take 10,000 to get married
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
i read that as welding
Which is probably a better use of it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Is this to do with your redundancy? If so, congrats.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
That's what I've worked out I'll get.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
how many months worthy of pay is it? wondering what mine "would" be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
4

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
i see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
probably start an urban mining company

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I need a new car.
But that's boring.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
maybe to you "motorway mary"
what are you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Nothing.
It's all far too tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Citroen 2CV I bet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
motorised yurt, that runs on bio-diesel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Boats and hoes
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Bitches n Shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Stunned told me 'if it floats, flies or fucks then just rent it'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
hence why you fly Ryan Air to Poland and murder prossies on your rented boat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I just got an email offering me a 23 hour-long massage
On closer inspection it's a £23 hour-long massage, which I think would be preferable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
that's cheap that is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
It's a special offer
hence them emailing me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Does the special offer include a happy ending?



afternoon, by the way.
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are you offering one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I'm too fucking knackered.
So, what have I missed today then?
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some people were rude about you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Some people are rude, full stop.

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not me, I'm lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I believe this.

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Housewives favorite me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I suspect not
:(

Afternoon! How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Bristol nearly broke me.
Took a wrong turn in the city centre and the sat nav bitch shouted at me.
Then my totally professional work boots gave me blisters and now I'm back home again and my feet hurt.
Apart from that, quite a successful day.
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Bristol centre has changed a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
tsk tsk
do not anger the sat nav bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
"Recalculating journey"


"Because you fucked up."
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I'd buy a car.
In fact that's about what I want to spend on a car. It'll be something old, low and fast. I have lots and lots of potential candidates.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
name some, go:

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
how about a VW Corrado VR6

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I like 944s at present.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I really wouldn't
All the expense of Porsche parts with the added pain of every single person you pass knowing you couldn't afford a 911.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
924s were the poor man's car.
I actually like 944s for the simple fact that they're not a 911. Stupid rear-engined twat-wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
OK, valid point
but if you don't want a twat-wagon why buy a Porsche at all? it's not like the 944 is anything other than much worse than at least 4 RWD sportscars I could name off the top of my head that you could buy for the same money.

Or if you really must have the cuntbadge, get a 928.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Because I genuinely like the 944 as a car.
It's good-looking, quick if you get the right one, rear-wheel drive, handles superbly.

According to various reviewers, it's one of the best handling cars ever built, let alone Porsches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Sometimes, just when I think you're definitely alright
you come out with an opinion like this

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
If everybody had the same opinion, we'd all be driving around in the same car.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Those are some wise words, Master K. Wise words indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)
mr b3th used to drive a Dolomite sprint back in the seventies.
Apparently it could see off most things.
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it'd be slow compared to modern cars

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Not true, does 0-60 in about 8.5

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
That's slow compare to a sports car of today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
They weren't really a sports car
More like a hot hatch. They're sort of similar to modern BMW 3 series and most of those won't do that sprint time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
It really isn't
because it weighed half as much as most modern cars, even if it only had about 120 bhp.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Well it is, some practical hatchbacks will do 0-60 in 8.5

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
and they are quite quick too. What's your point?
8.5 to 60 is on the quicker side of things for a car.

Dolomite Sprint wasn't a sports car. It was a 4 door saloon. So the resonable comparison is to a warm hatch of today. And that's where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I can picture him now, in his de-mob suit, powering up the A30 to his retirement party.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
it's funny because he's old!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Old? The National Trust own younger stately homes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Cheeky.

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He complains about that 'modern eyesore they built on Salisbury Plain' aka Stonehenge

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
"poncy fucking restaurants "cooking" their meat"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Animal skins were good enough for me as a lad and these so-called 'clothes' are no better and cost a bloody fortune

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
"wind cheater, WIND CHEATER?! when I were a lad it was nothing but shapeless gas nebulas and black holes, now THAT was windy!"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
He's only 68, you pair of cheeky bastards.
An age neither of you will ever see.
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Tru dat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
do you know something about the state of my health that I do not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
that's how old my dad is
he was evacuated during the war
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
He would only have been a baby
seeing as the war ended almost 68 years ago.
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yeah he was

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
You're probably correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
nuffin stately about B3ths husband

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Jack-jawed motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

ee uck
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
New thread innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

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