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I was pissing about on /talk a minute ago and clicked the wrong button. It asked me if I wanted to 'friend' The Doveston. Whilst in many ways that would be a lovely thing, after all I believe him to be a capital fellow, I believe it would also be really fucking gay. But do you lot spend all day 'following' your 'friend activity', and being 'fans' of people etc - or like me have you not bothered with that shit for years?

Alt: speaking of b3ta conventions, WEEKEND PLANS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:22, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Legless used to be a fan of mine \o/
I haven't looked at it for years though.

also: FIRST - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)
fuck, you beat me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
+off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Yeah
Fuck Off, you beat me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
well this has really sparked the imagination of the board

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)
No. I click on friends activity once in a while
but most of the people I'm friends with on here have fucked off anyway.

Alt: Blousie's coming up and we're going to a gig in Rothbury on Saturday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Send her my love, woncha?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Will do, she's not getting to the station until 8.50.
Fuck that shit; I'll be on my fifth glass of wine, so she can get a cab over.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
That'll fucking teach her to come visiting and being sociable.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
the BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
give her a fanny pat from me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Do you want me to whisper "awooga" in her ear as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I would expect nothing less

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I'm 'friends' with myself and my spare account.
I check on what I'm up to quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)
T-Dovs was my first 'friend' on here.
No one from off topic has added me :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
That's because we all hate you, you fucking yoghurt WOMAD prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Well DURRR
Did you not see the little sad face on the end of my post?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I don't think I've ever read one of your posts to the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
You're missing the best bits.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Also, I've got loads* of b3ta friends on facebook.
AND YOU AIN'T EVEN ON FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN'T SEE ALL THE GREAT LOLS WE HAVE ON THERE!!


*Well, five**

**Actually one of them has deleted their account and killed themself.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I totally unfriended Wilf for posting millions of shit pictures.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Harsh
You of all people should know how hurtful that can be.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I got unfriended by Wilf when he had his melt down
Sad face right here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
You're the best, TH!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
No....YOU'RE the best, hun x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
What about me? I thought *I* was the best?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I...well, you see....it's because....ah...
Well, this is awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
u ok hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
SLATTERN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I hate that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
He speaks highly of you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
It was quite lol when he got all fat and depressed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I remember when I was a kid he seemed to be on tv ALL the time
Or maybe I just wanted it that way. He's so dreamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
It's sad to think he'll never hit the dizzying heights of Just a Gigolo again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Blimey
Looking at his IMDB profile, it's a list of mediocrity of Guttenburgian proportions.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0805495/?ref_=sr_2
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Out tonight, can't be arsed, cleaning tomorrow, can't be arsed
dinner tomorrow noght, should be ok, got monday off \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)
studying. tutoring. cooking yummy foods. and going to the gym.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I have no friends.
It's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Hahaha you fucking loser

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Even his Doris hasn't friended him?
That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Do you blame her?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to answer that in case Jeff doesn't take me to the football again.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
It's Bristol City.
I only take people I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I was totally your lucky charm last time, seeing as they won and avoided the drop.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Don't bother with any of that, thanks.
alt: given the weather, curling up on the sofa in front of the TV is looking good.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I 'friended' a couple of people when I first joined, and haven't looked at it since
I accidentally friended Kewpie, and he shouted it from the rooftops (trying to make me look stupid, or just being a ridiculous aspergers, who knows).
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I miss Kewpie.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
He was a good guy
But a little bit....well, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
yeah, the fact that he's a super poster on reddit says a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Hmm
I can't make any sense of Reddit. Maybe that's the point...you need to be a bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I may add Al just so I can unfriend him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I'm not sure that's wise. He might do a Michael Ryan.
He's never been the same since Viprosgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Well I don't have face reunited so I can't do it there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I'm about to break with b3ta conventions and go outside.
And go outside. I'll catch up once I get on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)
bus wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
my car is sad and broken. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Aw

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I could drive the new one if I could be bothered to go to the post office and get it taxed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Why not tax it on the Internet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
then I have to wait ages for the disc, and ladypig wants to go away next week,
And if it doesn't arrive she'll punch my eyes through the back of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Mine's always turned up within a day or two.
Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
if you knew ladypig, you wouldn't risk it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Mine too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
As soon as you pay you are road leagal
So you don't need to display it till it arrives
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
this sounds like bull crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Actually it's not.
They hold all your details on a database. They see you without a tax disc and check the database. I think there's a gracew period before they get pissy about you not displaying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Yep, I've driven around without a tax disc displayed loads of times.
I'm well shit at organising simple things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Yeah
I used to drive my MG without displaying the disk as it didn't have a hood and I was worried some retard would nick it to try and claim the remainder back.

The fact that it was historic and therefore free probably wouldn't have registered with your more special class of retard.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Makroney is correct

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
This is true for online
if you go the post office there is no grace period, you must display it straight away.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Techincally true
but if they know it's taxed from the database all they ever do is occasionally stop you and give you a talking to (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Ben Fogle is right about Makroney being right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'm tempted to get a MIG and have a go.
It can't be that hard, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Pfft. Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
The most difficult part seems to be getting the flow right.
Other than that it's all chop, tack and grind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I got a MIG when I was 20
I spent about a week failing to weld anything and gave up.

No fucking patience, me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I don't know them Russian Fighter Jets
Can be a handfull
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
yeah, go for it.
Just don't practice on anything you like, or near anything flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
For my first few, I'd try on panels I know I can source replacements for easily.
Because, you know, cack-handed beginner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
you will definitely put a hole through at least 2 panels.
But it's good fun. Welders are not cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Yeah, to be fair I could fill the holes up with weld and grind them back
but I'd at the least I'd have a replacement to hand for patch sections.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I don't bother with that shit.
This evening; drinking with a spastic from the internet
Tomorrow; helping someone redo their website & update their business plan
Sunday; sorting the flat out, getting ready to go to Poland on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
You and Nakers sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Nakers is too scared to meet B3tans IRL

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
you're all so mean to me...
i couldn't take it in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I'm really rather sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Don't you like heights?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I'm scared of dwarfs
it's their outsized heads
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Good morning
I have THE RAGE as my ex-plumber has managed to fuck up something else in my house. However, it is Friday and I shall be visiting a public house emporium at lunchtime for liquid refreshment.

This evening I will be partaking in the finest Indian food and Italian wine and the rest of the weekend will no doubt involve painting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Still life or portraiture?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Portrait walls and ceiling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Camden market on Saturday.
I haven't bothered with that friends' list thing before it was last brought up the other week. That time I made friends with Twoey because he was all beakerbeakerbeaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I love Camden market
Do they still have the second hand record shop in the stables?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I love it too!
You can but rizlas and joss sticks and everything!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
No, sorry. The other one.
Fucking detest it in all its Italian crusties with 'flesh tunnels' glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I used to live a couple of minutes' walk from there. It's bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
It was Spitalfields and Borough last weekend.
It seems that office girl hasn't been to the London markets before, so I saved the most hipsterish for last. Go out on a low and all that.

Nah, I don't mind Camden, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Spitalfields and Borough is a million times more hipsterish than Camden.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Portobello next then. Christ you sure know how to show a lady a good time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Not mushroom there though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
You seem like a fun guy!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I can't stop talking shiitake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
You're a right puff(ball)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
That old chestnut!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Right on the button, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
OY!(ster)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Piss

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
That old chestnut.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Older now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

+M +u er
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
It was her idea and she seemed to enjoy herself.
Plus I bought a bag. Not all bad.

You know, sometimes, I suspect you of hating things for the sake of hating them. Weird idea, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I like the food there
The crusty types and metal faced people are probably attracted to Cyberdog
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I quite liked Camden Market

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I'm being a little unfair. It's OK.

Who am I kidding I fucking hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I had an epic day out in Camden once
Got on a bus at 4am in Sunderland with 6 local bands. They all played for record producers all day in the nearest pub to the Camden bridge thingy over the road. Spent all day watching them and pissing up then back on the bus at 12 home.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
The Hawley? Burnt down a while back.
I used to score hash in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I honestly can't remember the name. Right next to the canal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Dingwalls?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Oh soz you can't remember the name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
The Hawley used to be an excellent boozer

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It was super dodgy in the mid 90s
About 50 pool tables and the stench of low-grade hashish in the air. Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
It is full of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1909337
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Lies, I've never seen you there.


LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Well there will certainly be one more there tomorrow!!111!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I must admit now that I know Vagbond and MV hang out there
Iā€™m a little disconcerted
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
that wookie chap will as well
cyber-aids-goth that he was
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
and Wilf.
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
i'm gonna be controversial here
I think Wilf is alright
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Wilf *is*alright.
He just gets a little overexcited sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I think he still lurks.
If you're reading this Wilf, come back - we all still love you!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
'Cept maybe Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Nah, I don't hate Wilf, or anything.
He gets sanctimonious sometimes and it winds me up, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I quite enjoyed Wilfs "Night of the fake Dozer"
Untill they both started gazzing me bitching about each other
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Best thing about Camden is its where Amy Winehouse died

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I aint even seen none of yer.
Paintballing this afternoon with work. The office lads are treating it like Call of Duty.

Tonight I shall be getting drunk.

Tomorrow Im cooking a madras, getting drunk and stoned with the other half.

Sunday. Dunno, nowt.

Next weekend is much better, I have friends from home visiting and shall be getting in a right old mess.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

getting drunk nursing my many wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Numbing the pain.
Im hoping Im agile enough to evade an onslaught
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Never be too proud to run and hide

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Don't forget
Someone has to survive to get back to Division with a report.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
My sister is having a house warming party.
Great, booze and food I thought but nooooooo its a murder mystery night so I have to dress up and act.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Oh fuck
My missus likes that sort of thing....I find it repellant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
It was your wife, in the lounge, with a book.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

lounge face
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Actually it was on the stairs
She had the high ground and everything, hardback book hurled down the stairs to the back of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
What a fucking coward she is


The ONLY response
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Haha
Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
That always amuses me. What a douchebag.
And she's all staring at him whilst he's winding up for it like "whatchoo doin', man?" and then after he stands back all like "yeah, bitch".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
That is still one of my Fav gifs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Your wife sounds well lol.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
It was your mum, in the bedroom, with 2 litres of baby oil & 6 squaddies.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Have you ever met squaddies?
You really wouldn't. No matter how much baby oil they had.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
His mum would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I really dread to think what my parents got up to when they were squaddies...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
My mum is younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Age is no barrier to deviancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I know, I just thought I'd make you feel old

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
What the I don't even...
Are you Freefair?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I have no idea how old battered is really but he's older than monty and monty is ancient

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I friended DJ years ago
but he still didn't want to hang out with me :-(

Alt: I started epic spring cleaning last week, so probably more of that. As an ongoing project, it may well take me until autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
*checks watch. Taps repeatedly as it seems to have lost 6 hours *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
It's spring. Hibernation is over?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Do sloths hibernate?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
You wake them up when September Ends

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I hadn't looked at it
Apparently I have 4 fans, who knew?

Only one of them still posts though.

Alt: Unless they are trapped in SNOWPOCALYPSE the inlaws are up this evening, so probably taking them out to dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I have 10 fans and two friends!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I'm one of them :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
'Ben Fogle liked *this* drivel on QOTW'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm thinking this thread might have run its course

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I'm thinking you're correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
My friends list
Is spankyhanky, Halfy, Monty Boyce, Treeki and Che Grimsdale. Oh, and spimf.

Alt- going to the elbow rooms and Brewdog after work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA. What illustrious company.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
TTJ!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I have four fans and I don't know who three of them are
and the other one is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I have started a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

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