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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:55,
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latest was 12 years ago)
have a pic of my dangerous muttmunglr.tumblr.com/image/29714995575
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:56,
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The Milky Dogs are on you!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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Oh, he's gorgeous.How old is he? Looks a bit grey round the muzzle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:58,
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that's a tail, not a dick beff(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 13:59,
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You wouldn't be spamming a website there, would you?People can get quite pissy about that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:01,
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ARE YOU THREATENING ME ???!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:02,
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Not at all.I'm merely pointing out that well known (and well-adjusted) board user Rory Lyon got very pissy at me for having a URL in my sig.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:03,
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Ileftmytoysout is a must see website for all socially maladjusted virginal nerds, yours had some retarded biscuit thing. There's no comparison is there really(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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Well, I admit my site isn't aimed at maladjusted virginal nerds...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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Anyway, the biscuit has totally had a makeoverso he doesn't look retarded any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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she's about a year and a half old here's a pic with her massive tonguemunglr.tumblr.com/image/25386424386
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:01,
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i know rite, we get her these bones that are stuffed with meatthat dogs are meant to have to gnaw through to get to the meat, she just licks it all the way through, its ridiculous
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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Awwww.*floofs*
*fucks off back to ownersnet*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:02,
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Looks very much like the terribly dangerous mutt I used to havelook, she'll have your legs off
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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you should put a warning on that,it's fucking frightening
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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She did actually bite an off duty copper, to be fair.But she'd beaten with a broom handle solidly for 8 years before I got her as a rescue and he came at her with a stick in his hand. So, y'know. Fair does. I'd have bitten him too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:12,
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almost like her having been treated badly was what caused her to attack someone(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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almost, I mean, who would credit it, SSG?/it was actually astounding how good and loving she got so quickly once she was being well looked-after. Amazingly forgiving, dogs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:17,
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It's their stupidity and trusting nature that allows people to repeatedly beat them with sticks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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it really is, they are like downs syndrome dogs(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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not that i ever beat down syndrome kids with sticksi just could
they'd let me
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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I don't get the whole dogs vs cats thing eitherThey're both pricks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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they can get a much deeper reach(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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You say:"Ich bin schwul, und im Gehirn geht nichts vor."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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"tag" will do.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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Stop scaring the new person off, everyone!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:01,
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I read his qotw story in a German accent and it seemed to make sense that way.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:03,
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Yes, German.
Side note: Bavaria is not Germany, Bavaria is kind of like "when hillbillies, chavs and just plain stupid people have incestuous sexytime for 300 years". It is the land of incomprehensible accents, low mental capacity, and circular family trees. It is our red-headed stepchild, the itch on our backs we just can't reach, the zit on our collective left butt-cheek.
Long live the North!
*ahem*
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Oh yeh, if Cornvall is so shit home come so many rich people have second homes there?(
Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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Landed my first catch of the day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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Vorsicht, Heisse suppe!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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He's German(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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he didn't even get to tell them about his printer problems :(((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:10,
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Yeah the person with the username GermanGuy is probably a she...Nakkers you bent spastic
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Well everyone used to think you were a girl didn't they?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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he has tits though right?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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They used to get him confused with psychoeyes.he was impotent with rage most days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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it was well lolI may have just been a lurker back then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:15,
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yeah, but no matter how upset you were, at least you weren't being porked by Damian.So, swings and roundabouts, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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The boy punched above his weight, I'll give him that.and his weight was considerable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:27,
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yeah that was a really amusing joke for like six months(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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and now we'll never knowTHANKS AA
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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Word to wise, GGif people reply to you, reply back. They're all very sensitive here and you'll offend them terribly.
And then they'll call you a fucking prick.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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My theory...is that everyone is an idiot two hours a day. Usually it's during sleep, or when it doesn't matter, but sometimes...
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You came back!Don't worry about AA, he's young and excitable around new people.
Come and post in my new thread - you even get a mention.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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sometimes he wees on the carpet when new people come roundbut a smack on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper soon sorts that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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I always imagine that he looks like the Psammeadfrom 3 children and it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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I see Al's baby has made the newswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-21952025
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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Yeah, that was on the local news last night.Fucking thing is MASSIVE
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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Fuck me her mimsy must look like an abattoir floor!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:10,
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the shaggy defence.textbook
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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Christ, I haven't seen such excitement over the letter L since Sam Jackson applied for his AGA membership(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
But, but, but....FRESH MEAT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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Fresh meat, innit?And the possibility of a whole new range of insecurities we can exploit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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I think you're getting me confused with Cavey.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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tee heeVery good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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why would anyone care about another sock puppet?sheesh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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psst. They aren't all sockpuppets.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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you got me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Jesus has given Fogle a sock!Fogle is FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Your kid isn't old enough for you to be reading this and b3th doesn't even own a kid.I'm very disappointed in both of you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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Considering the "serious" fantasy wank most of these pricks read it's a small crime(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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So, new guyDo you like a finger in the bum when receiving oral sex?
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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I hope someone posts a new thread soon.Oh wait, what's this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1915448
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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