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 Do you think you could do this?
	Do you think you could do this?www.guardian.co.uk/money/blog/2013/mar/28/goodbye-supermarkets-lived-year-without-multinationals
Alt: chose from car tyres, salted peanuts, Andrew Marr, sheds, being beaten up by your current or ex partner.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:28, 133 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
 Seems like a pain in the arse
	Seems like a pain in the arsealt: you forgot what you have been will be or are currently eating
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
 One man's 'interesting'
	One man's 'interesting'is another man's 'shut up you twat'. As I have found to my cost :(
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
 he took your advice and tried to rhinstone his rusty sheriff's badge
	he took your advice and tried to rhinstone his rusty sheriff's badge(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
 ACTUALLY it broke on Sunday
	ACTUALLY it broke on SundayI've been manually applying the rhinestones using fabric glue and a pair of tweezers
ACTUALLY
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 You've got a heap of drugs, a long weekend, THE FIRST UK SHOW BY 'GUYLINER WHOOPSIE' and you're STILL in a mood?
	You've got a heap of drugs, a long weekend, THE FIRST UK SHOW BY 'GUYLINER WHOOPSIE' and you're STILL in a mood?I'll never understand you 'musical theatre' types.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
 I'm actually in a spectacularly good mood
	I'm actually in a spectacularly good moodToday can fuck off because I want it to be tomorrow
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
 Also, as much as I'm bored by the InFest-baiting nonsense,
	Also, as much as I'm bored by the InFest-baiting nonsense,"Guyliner Whoopsie" elicited a genuine officelol
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)
 It's good, but I loved 'Disappointing Mock Results but we hope he'll grow out of it'
	It's good, but I loved 'Disappointing Mock Results but we hope he'll grow out of it'(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
 a crimp down the hairdressers will turn that frown the right way round again !
	a crimp down the hairdressers will turn that frown the right way round again !(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 I just read the link.
	I just read the link.I don't care anywhere near enough to actually click on it.
Soz.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
 You looking forward to Sunday?
	You looking forward to Sunday?Gonna do an Easter egg hunt a\nd shit?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 You're a good Dad, Monts
	You're a good Dad, MontsAll I've got for the boys is two cans of Crunk Juce and a line of cheap whizz.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
 Yeah there's a market round the corner that's ruddy ace
	Yeah there's a market round the corner that's ruddy aceThe only reason I don't go there more is cos it's shut when I get home from work. Dunno if it's cheaper though, I don't look at how much I spend on things.
Alt: These are ridiculous things to compare. I demand a better list.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)
 loads of grocers near work, but I'd need to some some cost analuysis before deciding whether they were cheaper than Sainsburys
	loads of grocers near work, but I'd need to some some cost analuysis before deciding whether they were cheaper than Sainsburysalso, how do you make your own coco puffs?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
 There's a Tesco and Dunnes in town and an, ugh, 'Supervalu' but I can't shop there because of the name
	There's a Tesco and Dunnes in town and an, ugh, 'Supervalu' but I can't shop there because of the nameSorry I don't do drugs
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 Ha I just had a thought haha
	Ha I just had a thought hahaYou could go in, right, and say "I ent coming in ere until you get some E" or summat.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
 They'd go 'BEGORRAH ME ENGLISH LORD AN MASTER, WE BE DOING WHAT YE BE SAYIN SO, GET DE E'S BAI'
	They'd go 'BEGORRAH ME ENGLISH LORD AN MASTER, WE BE DOING WHAT YE BE SAYIN SO, GET DE E'S BAI'(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
 Sorry do you mind?
	Sorry do you mind?Less of the blue language OK? Kids read this site yeah? 'Ruddy' indeed!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 The fruit and veg market in Winchester is fucking brilliant
	The fruit and veg market in Winchester is fucking brilliantMakes Pompey's look like a pile of shit. But then most things make Pompey look shit.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 the fruit and veg stall in the market here's run by a very angry looking old chinese lady who frowns at you and just points to the till numbers when it's pay time
	the fruit and veg stall in the market here's run by a very angry looking old chinese lady who frowns at you and just points to the till numbers when it's pay timenice veg though
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
 The guy in Havant sort of sings the names of the fruit
	The guy in Havant sort of sings the names of the fruitIt injects a little bit of character into an otherwise shitty shopping centre.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
 I hope to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas
	I hope to the tune of Twelve Days of ChristmasOr I'll be sorely disappointed
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
 Four conference pears
	Four conference pearsThree big plums
Two kumquats
And an apple with a worm in
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
 You can get that already.
	You can get that already.EDIT: www.google.co.uk/search?q=tyre+protection+insurance&aq=f&oq=tyre+protection+insurance&aqs=chrome.0.57j60l3j59.7631&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
 yer i'm recommending it durr
	yer i'm recommending it durrmines a grand for six tyres and full repayment on vehicle value in the event of theft
edit and scuffy alloys
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
 Yes but I wouldn't want to. TIme is a commodity and I'd rather not spend it shopping, we have everything delivered
	Yes but I wouldn't want to. TIme is a commodity and I'd rather not spend it shopping, we have everything deliveredAlt. Sheds please
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)
 Yes over a week ago,
	Yes over a week ago,I am still setting it up though, the bar and shelves are in and the electrics are done. Next I need to put in a couple of desks and tidy up a lot.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
 Not till its finished!
	Not till its finished!Alright, sneak preview www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/shed.jpg but thats all you're seeing, one shitty corner with a twat wiring in a 13amp switched fuse
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
 Yeh I need to get back on the rowing machine.
	Yeh I need to get back on the rowing machine.You're just jealous you can reach up that high.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
 Its not so bad.
	Its not so bad.12'x10', six windows, good thick flooring so stand up to all my rowing machine and turbo training, close enough to house to get good wifi. I may move out there permanently
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
 It is. I will be able to set up a garden table and 6 chairs easily once its done
	It is. I will be able to set up a garden table and 6 chairs easily once its done(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
 you'll be able to look out the window as the missus brings a string of fancy men home with her
	you'll be able to look out the window as the missus brings a string of fancy men home with her(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
 I bet you quiver with fear when you see a parcel from Amazon arriving
	I bet you quiver with fear when you see a parcel from Amazon arriving(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
 All the books thrown have been mine
	All the books thrown have been mineThe wife gets all her shit mills and boon book off her mum and then bins them. My library is extensive and mostly hardback. Much more painful. I think I could handle a few trashy paperbacks.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
 she's readintg mills and boon and won't put out?
	she's readintg mills and boon and won't put out?Have you tried dressing like a pirate or prince or some shit? call it LARP sex
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)
 I take the piss out of her books all the time
	I take the piss out of her books all the timeI claim to be able to write ten a week buy taking one book, crossing out any instance of the word prince and changing it to sultan/egyptian/american etc etc, other than that they are the same basic story, Man and woman meet, man and woman fuck, man and woman break up, woman discovers she is pregnant, man declares love for woman and they get back together. Only the names, jobs/titles and locations change.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
 Margery swooned as Battered waltzed in to the room and cast his shotgun aside, his latest kill flung over his shoulder.
	Margery swooned as Battered waltzed in to the room and cast his shotgun aside, his latest kill flung over his shoulder. "Kiss me!" she exclaimed. "Hang on love" he replied, "I'll just go and fetch a stepladder"
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
 the shotgun is the vital plot device that leads to happy couples nuptials at the chapter climax
	the shotgun is the vital plot device that leads to happy couples nuptials at the chapter climax(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
 As Margery wailed and tears flowed down her cheeks, relieved that it was finally over Battered pulled the trigger.
	As Margery wailed and tears flowed down her cheeks, relieved that it was finally over Battered pulled the trigger.*click* "See it wasn't even loaded you daft bitch"
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
 Ethical consumerism is an indulgence only afforded by the rich and terminally smug
	Ethical consumerism is an indulgence only afforded by the rich and terminally smugalright
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
 fuck yeah, different pooter today at a top secret location, stupid browser or whatever shit it is
	fuck yeah, different pooter today at a top secret location, stupid browser or whatever shit it is(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
 I like to use the contents my shopping trolley to look down on others.
	I like to use the contents my shopping trolley to look down on others.alright twofooc
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
 Thanks Nakers.
	Thanks Nakers.It's nice to know I have someone with such a keen eye for detail helping out with proofreading.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
 I doubt it.
	I doubt it.I'm fairly reliant on a couple of big brand names.
Alt: I need to sort out some new tyres this year some time. The last person who bought me tyres was convicted for murdering a hotel chambermaid shortly after. I don't suppose the two facts are related...
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
 beff the person whos posting and deleting can you tell the class their e-mail address please ?
	beff the person whos posting and deleting can you tell the class their e-mail address please ?thanking you in advance petal xxx
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
 i guess having a weird personality disorder, mixed with delusions and psychosis must really help CQ to get into 'character'
	i guess having a weird personality disorder, mixed with delusions and psychosis must really help CQ to get into 'character'(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
 S'not me I only just got here.
	S'not me I only just got here.plus I took my meds today, very mellow.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
 This sounds like someone with more time on their hands than sense*
	This sounds like someone with more time on their hands than sense*I only use supermarkets for things like tinned goods, detergents etc.
I buy all my meat from a quality butcher, fruit and veg from a green grocer
And bread from Loksey.
* Or someone trying to get an article published
Alt:Can I have Tree Fayre talk?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
 For me the highlight was probably when we had dropped a fuck ton of acid and touched willys together in the "Acid tent"
	For me the highlight was probably when we had dropped a fuck ton of acid and touched willys together in the "Acid tent"(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
 I loved when we arrived and that aging hippy got her saggy tits out and we did lines of speed off her belly.
	I loved when we arrived and that aging hippy got her saggy tits out and we did lines of speed off her belly. (, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
 I loved the bus with a blackboard outside saying 'free hot knives'
	I loved the bus with a blackboard outside saying 'free hot knives'You went in and this mental old dude matched you knife for knife until you could take no more. I nearly bankrupted him, the poor sod.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
 I feel that if - as seems evident - this Treworgey Tree Fayre was a formative experience for young Monters
	I feel that if - as seems evident - this Treworgey Tree Fayre was a formative experience for young Montersthen given how he's turned out should the original organisers be rounded up and prosecuted?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
 I have a car that I drive around and isn't broken.
	I have a car that I drive around and isn't broken. I also have 2 legs and a range of shoes.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
 Morning all! I have the day off
	Morning all! I have the day offand have just been titting about up till now. I originally booked it off as I was supposed to be completing on my flat today, but we still haven't exchanged, the useless fucknuckles. I think I'll take a stroll somewhere in the sun, maybe eat "al fresco".
Alt: No car, don't like peanuts, don't like Andrew Marr, no shed, never been beaten up by a girl unless I paid her to.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
 I'm off too,
	I'm off too, I've been to the park, and I'm going yo fix my bicycle and go visit my Bro.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
 try not to imagine his gurning face appearing from betwixt your wife's legs
	try not to imagine his gurning face appearing from betwixt your wife's legs(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
 Alt: Car tires
	Alt: Car tiresThe right back tire on Germanride is losing air. This is problematic for a potpourri of reasons:
1) Winter tires are mandatory, care of our government.
2) Winter tires are mandatory for entering the barracks, care of Herr Kasernenkommandant.
3) It is the season for winter tires.
4) They are expensive right now.
5) My spare is, for a reason I have yet to fathom, a summer tire.
5b) Mixing tire types on the same axle is rather unwise.
So basically I will limp along on the punctured one and fill it up daily.
Bother.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
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